Do I have a 'baby dick'?

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with a dick that small and hairy, it's the only option

babies have bigger dicks that that thing. You'll never be able to stick that sad cock in anything.

I've seen clits bigger than that

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no you dont have a dick

Just cut it off bro.. get it on video for us though

>>723773112
You know good and goddamned well you do.

>>723773112
That's fake right?

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any thoughts on mine?

>>723773611
OP's got you beat

>>723773611

Why does the end of your dick look like it's recovering from a fight with a hot iron?

You're fat and you watch porn and masturbate. Therefor, laughably tiny penis.

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Even mine's bigger than yours haha and mines not even that big

>>723773611

>>723773698
Additionally, why are you doing that thing where you push the fat down at the base of your dick to show us how big your dick would be if you weren't a fatass? You're literally doing the dick pic version of the FGAS

>>723773698
What do you mean?

>>723773611
You're a fag.

>>723773611

your nutsack looks weird as fuck

Dicks only get that small when you're incredibly overweight, eat unhealthy AND watch porn/masturbate. Porn and jacking off really shrinks your dick.

>>723774199

>porn and jacking off really shrinks your dick

If that were true I'm pretty sure my dick would be concave by this point.

Still a solid 6.5 though

>>723773112
nigga you got a nipple for a dick

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>>723774325
>only 6.5

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Up close

Mastutbation does not make your dick shrink and everyone fucking does it. You're retarded haha being fat on the other hand can make your dick look smaller

>>723773112
Lay off the stims or dph.

>>723774325
Too much porn and jacking off shrinks it. That's a fact. You're a fucking faggot, also a fact. And thinking it has to do with your erect size proves you're dumb as fuck. Too much cum in your head.

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>>723773611
Do you think she fucks other guys?

>>723774661

Never had any complaints in the past.
I also don't tie my self worth to the length of my dong.

>>723774797
You got me. My bad.

>>723774683
Lol clear faggot.

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>>723773112
Yes, and it doesn't help that you're an obeast.

>>723774797
stop

>>723773698
That happens to some guys that were jewtilated as infants.

>>723774719
His dick doesn't "look" smaller you fucking retard. His dick "is" the size of a peanut.

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>>723775074

Lel, it looks like a nasty burn scar

>>723774905
Your shorts are gay as fuck.

>>723773112
Is this what a circumcised penis looks like

>>723773112
You shouldn't abuse drugs to get your dick small. You're going to cause health problems. You're also fat. Stop being fat.

OP unfortunately yes... Kill yourself tonight and you just may be redeemed of a an eternity of shame.

>>723775191
What dick is that from?

>>723775517

Mine

>>723775255
It's a pair of underwear, you retarded fuck.

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Sucks doesn't it

>>723773112
Apparently you have no dick. That's a bummer man.

>>723775592

Even worse. They look gay, also you're wearing them wrong, they're supposed to cover your pud.

Retard

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>>723773112
No, baby dicks are bigger.you dont have a dick period.

>>723775712
Sounds like you're triggered by how much bigger his dick is than yours lol

>>723775642 ; p are you even a boy?

>>723775592
You're gay as fuck posting your dick to a bunch of guys. You're the fag popping boners in the locker room.

>>723774905
I see your dick all over this fucking board.
It's easy to recognize with that one fat vein that runs down the shaft

>>723775877
That's a cute dick, lucky slut.

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>>723775642
I can smell how pissy your pubes are from here

K wheres the real bros of 4chan? lets shame these guys.

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>>723775877
The disappoint she felt when you pulled down your pants.

>>723775592
They're fucking shorts you faggot. Plus your shirt's gay as fuck and your socks are what a 50 yr old hiker would wear. Fucking retarded ass faggot.

>>723776003
dat dick cheese

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>>723776143
Doesn't look disappointed

>>723776211
Not cheese, papules

>>723776169
>>723775895
>>723775712

I bet you're all the same person

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Do you guys think this girl likes the big fat cocks?

>>723776065
>K wheres the real bros of 4chan? lets shame these guys.

>>723776288
$50 dollars can make a desperate woman's day.

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>>723776302

False

>>723776302
Nope you fucking retard reject.

>>723776288
hey, what was in the top-left corner that was so secretive you had to black it out?

>>723776409
>>723776403
kek, well you all got triggered exactly the same

>>723773112
>>723775642
No one gives a shit about flaccid dicks. Post erect.

>>723776476

Don't have to be mad to point shit out

>>723776304
>every girl likes big fat cocks

>>723776476
You're the triggered ass faggot who keeps posting dick picks whenever offended.

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>>723776541

>>723776596
lol that's not even me, I just think it's funny how obvious it is that you're mad because your dick is small

>>723776688
You watch porn 24/7 and are fat as fuck. Post your stomach for proof.

>>723774905
Better than op obviously, but ugly af

>>723773112

Why are microdicks always on the fattest and hairiest of guys?

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>>723776819

>>723776476
I think they're jelly

>>723776734
You post picks of other people's dicks? That even worse you faggot. You have a collection of faggot ass dick picks you perused to post on here.

>>723776906
cute

>>723776906
Not same as OP.

>>723773112
Maybe only solution for you is to loose weight, ad start taking a lot of estrogen. Then do a sex change surgery. Since that kind of surgery use the dick skin to make a vagina, you will have a very tight one.

>>723776956
kek, your lack of comprehension is probably due to your brain being clouded by waves of inept rage. I was just passing through this thread and noticed how triggered people were by that post and thought it was hilarious.

Let me guess, you think the friend-zone exists too, right?

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Really sucks. R8?

I never got why guys tie so much of their self worth to the size of their dicks. I've got an average 5.5-6 inches and have never had a girl laugh at my dick or see me drop my pants and be like "yeah im not fucking that baby dick" and neither have any of my bros.

Fact is, that if a girl is willing to go to your room and commit to getting naked with you to fuck you, she's not going to leave if you've got a slightly below average - average dick.

MAYBE if you have a tic tac dick like OP, she'll get dressed and leave, and if the bitch is looking for some hung ass nigger, she probably wouldn't talk to you anyway, assuming that you're not black.

Granted, without a huge dong, you can't find a size queen and be like "ey bby gurl, i got a thick ass 9 incher, ride this shit" and have her be like "WOW SOUNDS FUCKING GREAT" but that's how you get AIDS anyway because you know that bitch fucks niggers like it's her job. But if you have some personality and aren't a fucking creeper, your dick size will probably never get brought up. Even the microdicks in this thread can probably find love without much effort.

Just man up and make the effort to give some oral or something. No shame in accepting your limitations, and it's not like having a bigger dick would feel any better for you, anyway.

>>723777180

Why the fuck do people post flaccid pics to rate? My dick is like a 5th of the size flaccid as it is hard, also literally 2/3 of that picture is just your pube fat

Fuck off

>>723777193

pretty much sums it up

you retards would know this if you got out of your dick r8 threads and actually talked to a girl

>>723777176
So you're a libtard too. Fucking faggot.

>>723777193

>it's not like having a bigger dick would feel any better for you, anyway.

big dick worship is a product of the matriarchy

i wonder if you could stick your dick in ops concave dick volcano

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>>723777193
>never had a girl laugh at my dick or see me drop my pants and be like "yeah im not fucking that baby dick" and neither have any of my bros
>and neither have any of my bros
>any of my bros
>my bros