today is my birthday, no one remembered >image related suicide

>>723770803
kill yourself already faggot

>>723770803
you sad or something?

>>723770803
Tits or gtfo

Try falling on a knife

Happy Birthday OP

Do it!!!! Get some cunt to post death pics. Pleeeeease!!!!

>>723770803
You'll get over it OP, we are here for you /b/ro

>>723770856
That's actually serious, you should only joke about it if someone isn't trying to kill themselves.

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>>723770803
if it isn't your 16th, your 18th or your 21st birthday you shouldn't be celebrating it anyway faggot

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Happy birthday!

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Fag

>>723770931
thanks anon

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>>723770803
mate, no one remembers birthdays after you're 18
but happy birthday anyway

>>723771042
Kill yourself too nigger

>>723771047
29th

>>723771042
you must be new here

>>723771173
Oh then keep trying

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>>723770803
Happy birthday op
Maybe chill Fuck out haha
:)

OP is attention whore crybaby

Bro just because its your birthday doesnt mean people should worship you. Chill the fuck out and seek attenrtion in normal ways

>>723771052
>>723771127

thnks /b/ros

>>72377125

>>723771251
not saying that but at least a call from my parents

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>>723771173
29? And you still care about birthdays? Wow you really are a manchild aren't you.

>>723770803

Your problem is you care too much about yourself and what others think of you.

The key to happiness is to stop caring about idiotic shit like that, and rise above everyone else. No one cares about your birthday? Who gives a shit, it was your birthday, do whatever YOU wanted to do on it. Other people are idiots, dont kill yourself because OTHER people dont like you, live in spite of it and just do what ever it is you want to do.

>>723771420

cant refute that

>>723770803
i think people statistically have a higher prevalence to off themselves and die around their birthday. it's some weird cyclical shit. next time dont attempt and actually do it you fucking failure. also fuck your birthday. what are you 12?

>>723771500
true

try harder next time you kill yourself

a suicide "attempt" is just an attention cry, you're probably a woman. you know how easy it is to do it? you obviously don't actually want to, you just want someone to feel sorry for you, which means you're a fucking faggot

>>723771656
pic is not from today read again anon

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>>723770803
See what you gotta do is find those emotions of sadness, sorrow, happiness, and others and you strangle them, you purge these useless group of electrical firings of synapses in you your brain. You be ruthless in your persecution leave no trace of emotion or attachment behind and with this you have the blank to either continue as a emotionless husk of a person or start anew.

>>723770803
Happy birthday OP, BTW what the fuck i'm i looking at here?

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>>723771892
how does that change anything?

>>723770803
try it again anon, if you practise enough you will master the art

>>723770803
stream

>>723772000

stabbed myself innthe chest

>>723770803
RIP Anon
He was a failure at death, just as he was at life

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>>723773385

other pic

Sorry OP.
But Happy Birthday from me to you!

>>723770803
>today is my birthday, no one remembered
You must be one hell of an ass hole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iUZnIVc8xY

>>723773559
Dude CHILL THE FUCK OUT

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>>723773385
>stabbed myself innthe chest
That's about the dumbest suicide method I've ever heard of.
Suspension hanging is so quick, painless and easy...