Took out $2000 yesterday put it in a lock box in my closet. AMA

Where is your closet

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I spent over $2000 at the bar last night. What do you plan to do with so little money?

Gay?

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>>723765317
put me in the screencap

>>723765317
In my house

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>>723764966

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A BAGEL?

>>723765363
It is in case the power/internet goes down. Cards will no longer work.

>>723765471
Just last week as a matter o f fact

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>>723765554

so the idea is to buy gas for your generator with it? what is the plan?

>>723765876
Mostly food.

>>723766015
I suspect that it will be the internet that fails/ is sabotaged more than electricity

Why?

>>723766389
See above

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>>723766015

That kind of money will only feed 5-6 people at Per Se, depending on the wine you choose. Won't you need substantially more if you want to eat for a decent amount of time, like, say, $250k or so?

>>723764966
Do you know what inflation is? Your closet doesn't have it.

>>723766579
I dont expect it to have to last longer than 1 month. If it looks like TSHTF then it is time to bug out. Secondary protocal kicks in

>>723766596
Do know what the interest rate is? My closet is practically on par

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>>723766827

You don't need the internet/power to go out in order to join the Turkmenistan Segway Human Transporter Federation (TSHTF), nor would it cost $2000 (I imagine). Also, they probably don't care how much money you've saved for food

>>723767042
LOL good job anon. The Shit Hits The Fan

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>>723765363

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>>723767253

The good people at Segway Ashgabat would disagree with you:

Segway Turkmenistan
Street No: 1922 (S. Razin) 3A 744025 Ashgabat
Phone: +993 1 2286228

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>>723767253

poorfag detected

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>>723767520

I don't speak nigger you fucking kike. I don't know what kind of retarded ass indian shit village and I don't give a fuck. Literally fucking kill yourself immediately.

I am literally on my way to rape your family right now.

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>>723767788

Someone's mad they can't join TSHTF

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>>723767932

I'm going to slaughter your daughters and rape your sons with broken glass.

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>>723768429
yo buddy calm down there

> ITT: Faggots who are too poor to know about the TSHTF