Hey /b/ I'm really high rn. Ask me anything

Are you really high right now?

>>723762949
I'm really high right now

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im high as fuck right now

answer my riddle and you get my dollar

if thine is magnum dong, then what is danky kang?

>>723762781
How are you

>>723763076
I'm at a loss. And my side hurt. Tha ks

>>723763083
I'm great. Thanks

>>723763186
no dollar for you

what be ye drug ye smoking comerade?

>>723763435
Me be smoking Marijuana comerade

>>723763616
I see. I can relate to that. I smoked 2 bowles awhile ago.

I dare fight you you communist hippee.

>>723764139
You can like, ""kill"" someone man. Il be chillin In my sweet van

>>723764228
I know the secrets of endless flames and explosives.

I will befucken your van.

>>723762781
i'm also high as fuck, currently smoking gorilla glue #4 + sour diesel natural hash. let's go tit for tat, i've got about 45 mins to kill.

my Q to you :
>how old are you? (we'll start basic, build up you see)

>>723764337
The only flames and explosives that exists are volcanoes my friend. Mother Nature always finds a way. Checkmate atheist

>>723764581
Ahah I see what you mean buddy. I'm currently 18 years old

>>723764689
tit for tat means you're supposed to ask me a Q back. damn youngin. (bad jokes are awesome)

okay so now that that's out of the way

second Q
>are you currently employed or in school? if yes to either what field of study or work?

also to be fair, i'm 32 (half way to dead)

>>723764598
but napalm tho

>>723764846
I finished school. Currently unemployed but I'm about to be pretty soon.

Q to you: heyyyyyyy. Whats up?

>>723764993
Damn....

I'll need a weapon to surpass napalm..

>>723765154
bruh. everything is up, quite literally.

i'm in the financial black, dating a solid fembot, have my house paid for free & clear, money in the bank, car taken care of, son more than provided for

honestly i'd have to put forth genuine effort to find something to be mad at. feelsbrettygudmang

3rd Q to you :
>pancakes or waffles?

>>723765233
the secret is simple.

I am wizard of mustard. I will bestow my secrets to thine worthy.

>>723765388
Waffles all the way my man.

Q 2 U
>favourite movie?

>>723765401
Every ying has its yang. For I am the wizzard of ketchup. Bow to me.... brother...

>>723765593
definitely 'Enter the Void' - no contest

same Q back at ya

>>723765712
No no, you fool.
mustard gas.
bow to my tru might

>>723765728
District 9. I love the aliens, the main character, and the action is awesome.

Q
>do you have any tattoos?

>>723765822
Psshh mustard gas? That can't taste to good. Does it go in cars?

>>723765949
yeah just one on my left forearm - it's of three kanji symbols (done almost 16 years ago now .. with a fucking guitar string, lol) - i intend to go to a parlor sometime this year and get it touched up + added onto

Q 2 you :
>do you play any sports? recreational or otherwise?

>>723766082
World war 1 trench warfare would like a word.

>>723766386
Nah. Not much of a sport kinda guy. Sometimes during the summer, I go play tennis if I really feel like it. But other than that, I don't really do sports.

Q
>favourite band?

>>723766642
Clever. Did the have guy spaghetti in ww1?>>723766642

>>723766752
No, but the trash man ruled supreme with heavy duty shovel warfare of the 6th division of martial gardening combatants.

>>723766666
holy fucking quints son, you won the internet for the evening!

favorite band is a toss up between Sevendust and Rise Against - if i absolutely had to I'd probably put Sevendust first just cause of longevity :D

Q
>favorite medium of vidya? console? pc?

>>723766666
E R E C T

>>723767027
I grew up with console games. But I like pc better.
In addition to that, my favourite games are ;Skyrim, Portal 2, Metal gear Solid 3

Q
>favourite vidya game?

>>723766976
Siiick. I like gardening. Carrots are my favourite vegetable cuz they're so dippable

>>723767577
quints then dubs, the fuck number wizard?

fav vidya game would have to be Coolboarders 3 on the PS1 - i spent the better part of my freshman year in high school playing that game in my downtime (which was ample back then lol)

same Q back to ya

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>>723767696

RIDDLE ME THIS, STONER OF /b/

What is, the lord of sorrow, banisher of assery, god tier meme whore, and holder of the magnum dong?

>>723767763
Fav game of all time would have to be Metal Gear Solid 3

Q
>favourite meal?

>>723767966
Joel Vinesauce?

>>723768036
you fool, it is shrekendorf, lord of misery.

have you not attended the church of ganonrek? our true savior>

>>723767977
... this is just silly now. double dubs both 77? fuck off wizard, don't corrupt my soul.

favorite meal is easily london broil with homemade mashed potatoes. no contest.

Q
>pie or cake?

>>723768129
I'm afraid I am a sinner. I'm more of a believer of saranvark, lord of sinning

Did you hear that? What was that? Is it the cops?

>>723768384
WHAT WAS THAT

THE COPS ARE HERE

>>723768306
for shame, for shame,

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>>723768384
Dear god....

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>>723763076
e x p a n d d o n g

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>>723768653
M A G N U M D O N G

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>>723762781
OP are traps gay? uwu

>>723768855
Op here.

Traps are absolutely 100% not gay

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>>723768932
my nigga

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I'm really really high. I'm higher than a giraffes asshole. Im high as eagle balls.

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>>723769182
Damn dude. I'm high like alien knees

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Should I get high as well anon?

>>723769332
do you ever get high and just do really gay shit

>>723769272
Ebic

>>723769498
Yes

>>723769502
I finger my asshole

>>723769555
Trips demand it, will do anon

>>723769758
;)

>>723769637
post benis

>>723769954
Benis is too confidential. I can't afford you guys posting my benis

>>723769886
Yes it is good thank you for the aid with this decision

>>723762781
can you show us your chest?

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>>723770983
Show pics

Getting lit up in the van

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>>723771381
Forgot pic, rip

>>723771381
Heck yeah

>>723771457
Don't smoke and drive

>>723771614
Naw I just smoke out here cause don't wanna smoke up the house

>>723771694
Ah tru dat