9/10 hits me with an out of nowhere text, dubs decide what's next

i think you are a 9/10

when can we hang out?

Why haven't we fucked yet?

I really want to suck a horse dick

hey bb. kinda interesting timing in my life and I wouldn't mind talking to someone about it. okay, so I think I'm gay. thoughts?

>>723759010
Hey I just met you, and this crazy, but here's my number just call me maybe: Insert your number

>>723759010
Say "Hey can you remind me your name, my icon for you is an eggplant making a splat?"

>>723759494
Roll

>>723759665
roll

>>723759010
a/s/l

You wanna bone?

>>723759665
Sorry guys, newfag here. Does this count as "dubs"?

Nudes or gtfo

>>723759744
winrar

>>723759744
Winrar

Hello, I just wanted you to know I'd let you suck my dick.

If your not 14 I'm not interested.

>>723759781
Usually, no, but in the case of 665, it does count. Usually, dubs have to end the post number, but that would have been 666. So on that case, 665 and 667 also count as dubs.

>>723759744
>>723759900
winnn

>>723759744
Doing this one
>>723759900
Then this one

>>723759744
this first

>>723759900
this next

deliver niggr

>>723759781
You bet your ass it does! Get really excited in any thread you go to if you see that sweet sweet get

popo on my pipi daddy

>>723759010
Let's just cut to the chase. Let's fuck

You better have pet insurance, cause I'm going to wreck that pussy tonight

My uncle used to fuck me :(

That's all you got? Why don't you show your face? Oh that's right you are afraid that the NSA is going track your face an come to your house and take you to a back room and cut your head off. ALL the FAKE NEWS that JONES HAS BEEN TELLING YOU!

Fuquay-Varina

also my grandma just died so I'm only down to fuck if you have werthers originals and can keep a kind of "I love your mother but you're a fucking dissapointment" vibe going

My dad raped my sister as a child.

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I once jacked off in the ball pit at Chuck E Chesse

>>723760577

zing

>>723759900

that actually works really well after the a/s/l.

Just make sure you say if your not 14.. before she replies to your first message

>>723760577
The internet is a weird fucking place

>>723760577
Fuck

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OP returns

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna,
I wanna really, really, really wanna zigazig ah

>>723760700
you wasteful faggot

>>723759235
i think you are a 9/11 ;)

>>723760729
i lol'd

>>723760700
Do I say this one?

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>>723760729
delivered

>>723760865
yes faggot

Send me some cp

I love you.

>>723760729
>>723759010

why is there a negative number at the top of your notifications bar?

I'm in to pictures of feet on the internet, can I see yours?

I'm going to rape your sister

Send this- >>723759010

i love you. like a lot

>>723760947
roll

>>723760965
That would be signal strength, not sure how it works, but - is usually good

Wanna have a nice date at chuck e cheese?

>>723760729
So, we should hook up. We'll go throw rotten lemons at old people then fuck in the back of my mom's minivan behind walmart

>>723761031
Roll for this

>>723760865
no

I am the anonymous hacker called 4chan

I think you are a relly good person. I like you romantically. I love you

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I like where this is going

I sexually identify as Donald Trump

How about i come over there and eat what your mom made ;)

>>723761159
OP don't fuck this up

Can you peg me

Why are you autistic you'd throw away a diece slampiece for these faggets?

Have you already fucked her or are you autistic?

How'd you like to take turns licking each other's assholes?

>>723761159
cache me outside how bou dah

>>723759010
does spider have pusspuss?

>>723759010
FUCK OFF NIGGER LOVER

>>723761159
Put shoe on head and take picture plz
Don't ask why

Why haven't we fucked yet?

suck my asshole like youre trying for your last breath through a straw

>>723761159
I want to fuck you

>>723761159

make it happen captn

Let's trade cp

>>723761159
Guess how many skittles I have stored in my ass?

Can I see your feet?

>>723761159
prolly fake. but in case of dubs
>do you want to be in a romantic realatoinship with me?

My fetish is bondage

>>723761292
Roll

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(just send this picture)

Select all images with a store front

ask her if she likes furry shit

>>723759010
Hey girl, are you from heaven?
Cause I eat ass.

can you send a pic touching nose?

>>723761239
4chan is full of pussy magnets... this is the best place to be for advice

>>723761357
roll

>>723760577
>>723760577

let's see it

>>723761431
rerolls

I'd fuck you but you need to lose a few pounds

some nudes would be nice

>>723761433
Checked

>>723761433
winrar

I fucked a dog

>>723761488
Checked

I'm just messing with you :). What time are you coming over?

>>723761433
Winrar

can you send me a dick pic of your dad?

Im gay

>>723761433
checkmate

Send me your sisters nudes

shit on my chest

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send her a link to this thread and say its a social experiment.

>>723761433
>>723761488
double checked damn

>>723761611
FUCKING WINRAR

>>723761633
winner

>>723761633
Fuck

DUBS. DUBS EVERYWHERE

>>723761633
u dun fucked it up

>>723761633
Holy shit nice

faque and gaye

>>723759494
roll

Let's just be friends.

>>723761433
>>723761488
>>723761677
triple checked

>>723761633
LMAO HOW DID I GET THAT

>>723761744
YESSIR WINRAR YAY OP

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>>723761488
Checked

>>723761677
>>723761633
>>723761611
>>723761488
>>723761433
>>723761744
checked

(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.) ... Eh hem, you look quite lovely.

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i love you. do you love me back?

>>723761744
do this instead of >>723761633
at least you might still get laid

I wanna spread u apart and dive into that ass like a chocolate river baby

>>723761790
SEND NUDES WITH TIMESTAMP PLEASE

Dude these subs are out of control

>>723761806
he has to do both
also if dubs say "on a scale from 1 to hallway, how tight are you?"

can i succ ur nips

>>723759665
Roll if not already rolled.

>>723761633
God please no

>>723761790
OP you are fucking retarded

>>723761795
This also add m'lady at the end

im sorry girls are yucky i dont like them. Can you put your dad on the phone?

>>723761791
keked

listen nigger lets meet up and and pound it out mallard duck style

>>723761806
I agree

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blcak pussy

You know I used to love H3H3. The whole "say nigger' incident actually caused them to sour in my eyes, and not even because they supported idubbz through it. I saw the iDubbz video on the front page with a bazillion upvotes and got excited to watch it because I had enjoyed similar "exposé" style videos made by h3h3 and put it aside to watch later. When I finally got around to watching it I was so confused... the video was barely funny, seemed to be full of the type of joke where you yell fuck and make a funny face rather than having a clever or interesting point to make. The overall focus was bizarre and didn't seem to be exposing the girl for being anything else than a regular 18 year old who doesn't always make the best decisions, while iDubbz came off as a bizarre dude going to passive-aggressively confront another youtube celebrity over a petty twitter squabble. I started to question if any of these videos were actually exposing bad youtube practices or if it was just another form of bullying.
I still think h3h3 had some decent content in the past even if they don't make the best stuff these days. I think you hit the nail on the head with iDubbz though. Insufferably unfunny, strangely immature and LOLRANDOM even though his fans seem to be the sort that would hate the same types of jokes presented by a 'tumblr feminist', and the whole "say nigger" thing can be summed up as just flat out bizarre

Me, You, and a couple of guys railing your ass from behind. Meet me at the Hilton in 2 hours.

I showed a pic of you to my nigger friend and he wants a threesome now. Interested?

Don't worry, I practiced with my brother.

>>723761936
Roll

Literally any conversation starter, fucking edge lord

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How do I come out as gay to my parents? I'm really afraid of them kicking me out of their house and I need your honest opinion.

>>723762062
Reroll

>>723762077
winrar

>>723761936
roll

>>723762052
reroll

>>723762077

Check em

>>723761790
Say whatever you need to in order to recover and get wins.

>>723761904
at least I'm trying to make the world a better place
natural selection is apparently taking its course though since OP selected "checked" which came AFTER >>723761433
so fuck him

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>>723761611
Took a bit of a detour let's go boys

Look I'll be frank with you. I'm a virgin but I wouldn't mind stop being it with you. What do you say?

>>723762115

say hey mom i'm kinda gay it's whatever, fuck it. then immediately walk out and go to school. by the time you get home they'll get on google and research that it's more than likely not a mental disease and that you'll live a normal life if you stay away from the coke

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>723759010
"Suck my dick"

>>723762169
fuck me can't believe I actually rolled dubs

>>723762077
>>723761988
>>723761744
>>723761677
>>723761633
>>723761611
>>723761488
>>723761433
checked

>>723762212
I like where this is going

>>723762212
Keep it up op

i liked Renting video games from RedBox (an electronic video game and movie dispensing machine) with a prepaid debit card so that i could not be charged for not returning the games and than selling the games to people for money.
thoughts?

YOUR SISTER NOT EXISTING IS FAKE NEWS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee

"Can you send nudes for 4chan please? I made a thread about our text conversation and everyone will think I'm a fucking LEGEND if I pull through and post a nude of you, thank you m'lady."

>>723762288
checked

>>723762212
Don't do the replies that obviously aren't meant to be rolled for.

"make my eggplant splat babe "

When we fuck can I call you mom

>>723762025
Rolling for this

>>723762338
Roll

>>723759010
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

You know. I'm the hacker known as 4chan

"heyyyyyyyyy" what a fucking faggot. You know what? Never text me again. You're a fucking basic bitch and a slut. I dont want your pussy it probably has aids. Go fuck yourself instead. I hate when you text me, it actually makes me want to fucking kill you even more. I have access to multiple firearms and i will use them on your sorry ass to the full extent. Fuck off and go slufuck another cuck. You're the reason this world is going to shit, you know that? Go fucking jump in a hole and die. Or just go to a whorehouse. Seeing as that's where you belong. Shut the fuck up with your stupid ass language and read a dictionary, fuck.

>>723762338
roll

>>723762189
Reroll

sorry I'm only interested in niggers.

>>723762451
Roll

>>723762511
cheqd n rekt

>>723762511
checked

>>723762511
oh fuck

>>723762451
rollerino capochino

>>723762511
no poosay for OP 2nite

>>723762587
WINRAR

Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery

>>723762511
rip don't do it op

>>723762587
If this is real you're gonna need to post those tho

>>723762587
YOU FUCKING MORON DONT PASS THIS UP

IF I GET DUBS AGAIN YOU BETTER FUCKING TAKE THIS CHANCE FFS

>>723762587
DEM NUDES

>>723762587
yes, would you mind trading there?

>>723762587

Ooooooooooooooooooo

>>723762587
shit get the nudes and then say youre only interested in niggers

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"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am englightened by my intelligence." - Anon

>>723762587
Fuck what these faggots say at this point, give us nudes

>>723762587
Don't fuck up faggot

>>723762587
Pls share when she sends.

Better screenshot these op

Will he take the wins or the winrars... Hmmm

>>723762587
I'm gonna screenshot EVERY. SINGLE. SNAP.

I want you to pee in my mouth

>>723762587
Just do work. Abandon dubs.

>>723762587
why are you playing this game? just come over already! i want you and i k ow you want me. i have protection if you want to use it.

>>723762587
prolly fake butttttt
>A guy goes to the doctor about a rash he's had for a while. The doctor finally enters the room and takes a look at the guy and says "Well sir, I'm going to have to advise you to stop masturbating."
"Why's that doc?" the guy asked.
And the doctor said, "So I can examine you."

>>723762749
Behold the one true OP

b8. fake as shit

Let's burn down the school

"foreal though I'm into ear licking. you like?"

If dubs you leave the thread

888 - succ me trips

>>723762587
Passing you my chi for the spirit bomb

>>723762271

damn now this is fucking edgy but I could see you pulling them off if you have some sort of deformity or mental disease that allows you to make fun of people without guilt

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bjs

>>723762988
CHECKED
H
E
C
K
E
D

I have to be straightfoward with you before we go through with, I have HIV. I know this may seem like a dealbreaker for you, but please don/t think that. We can use condoms and do oral so you do not get infected. I am sorry if this scares you but please do not let this get in the way of a loving relationship.

Got some, not nudes but lingerie it looks like. Dunno if I should share though

WHERE ARE YOU OP REEEEEE

>>723762938
Its Ki you fucking Naruto fag

>>723763063
I'd do it

>>723762988
I'd be good with just a picture of shapiro, but please don't fuck this OP

Text I hate my self and i wanna die.

Hi, all these comments where people imply it's because they are christian, you can just stop circlejerking now. No one cares that you are an atheist. And no one cares about your limited worldview that one single ideology is king and all others are evil.

>>723763090
Kek yes good point

>>723763063
please

Status report, OP

Agreed these people need the full extent of the law, it's to bad the Canadian legal system is to lenient and I bet they don't serve any time. Recently a man was freed after he decapitated and ate his victim on a greyhound bus. I am Canadian and the justice system needs a major overhaul.

"What's going on? I hope you're doing well... =)"

>>723762988
>bjs

implying OP is not getting a handy dandy

>>723763305
Notebook.

>>723763063
Post emmmm

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>OP rn while most of y'all are jerking of to even the thought of getting nudes

C'mon guys

they denied someone a work visa
Work Visa? How is that connected?
The Holocaust happened. Amazon should not be profiting off selling ALTERNATE HISTORY books. Cause that's what they are.
These books deny actual facts and events about WW2. Thats just lame business practice IMHO.

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ENLIGHTENED OP BACK AGAIN

>>723763063
Prove it negro

>>723763399

blues clues checked

>>723763466
it'll still show as a screenshot later kek

>>723763466
ehh definitely not 9/10 I'm out

>>723763466
prove it you fucking shit fuck

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>>723763466
OP delivers

>>723763466
dubs means pic is legit

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>>723763466

>>723763466
>>No screenshots

kek

>>723763556
Airplane mode > screenshot > delete app

>>723763466
Proud of ya
:')

>>723763466
that fucking mole. she's probably Indian.
no more than 6/10

>>723763720
just root and snapprefs/casper. much easier

>>723763720
this

ALSO OP TELL HER YOU ARE ONLY INTERESTED IN NIGGERS NOW

whatd op reply back thoo....?

>>723763466
More pls

>>723763763
Full aryan. Blue eyes, blonde hair

>>723761213
roll

More incoming, she changed.

I dont know anything anout snapchat. Is there any significanceof "no screenshots"?

>>723761213
rollll

>>723763984
Get snapchat

>>723763951
Any face shots from FB to share?

>>723763951
preparing for dong expansion

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>>723763951
Toot toot
(Not op, just dumping some as a congratulations)

>>723763984
Its just a bonus level, dont mean shit for the overall objective

>>723764078
is it the same girl?

>>723763984
snapchat photos get deleted after like 10 seconds but you can screenshot them and it'll tell them that you screenshotted it

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First

>>723764165
(Not op, just dumping some as a congratulations)

>>723764165
>Not OP
>Is this the same girl?

Nigger are you retarded

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>>723764219

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>>723764219
And the next one she gave

>>723764219
She got a few more moles when she was changing, huh?

>>723764304
these are super fake..

>>723764304
Chestlet detected

>>723764355
dat skin cancer
also rolling for that quote in text

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>>723764304
9/10

>>723761159
fake as fuck, dont make it that fucking obvious bro

>>723764304
Now how do you want to explain this op?
>>723764355

>>723763466
MORE!!

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Oh well, my virgin ass already came. I guess I'll be shoving off

>>723764574
isnt OP

>>723764304
>>723763466
not same girl
op is a faggot

This thread is so fucking fake

>>723764650
>>723764574
OH SHIT you're right, thanks for pointing that out, I'm retarded

OP is a fag
night /b/

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Tfw op doesn't reply because he's getting laid

>>723765722