REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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eh what the hell

done

Hm

>>723747707
I already have a girlfriend.

Bet

>>723747707
praise kek

>>723747707
i bet 10 bucks it ain't true

>>723747707
lol doubt it but ok

>>723747707
yes master

Not even gonna try to get digits

lets get it baby

I think this is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFEk-oUujhk

k

Bet

I don't know if my wife will approve.

HAHAHaha only if...

>>723747707
(You)

Couldn't hurt to try, right?

Aaaaaaaaaaa

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Tfw

>>723747707
bet

Sure, why not.

>>723747707
Bdnsn

I can prove this wrong:
I'm a homosexual.

yeah, sure

op you better not be lying

>>723747707
PLEASE BASED KEK

>>723747707
doubtful

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Ah, fuck it.

Good luck, OP.

>>723747707
Pls

can't wait the deception of tomorrw! thank you dude

>>723747707
Whatever, nothing to lose

>>723749066
Also check em

>>723749000
Checked

>>723747707
gm

///////////////////////reply

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What's up?

Please

>>723747707
To this thread.

I hope she is nice

Im waiting

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>>723748444
you don't have to tell her /b/ro, i wouldn't

>>723747707
TO THIS THREAD

>>723747707
ok lol

Bip

>>723747707
Bullshit, but I'm lonely.

Look at new fags in their natural habitat

>>723749701
Welcome brother new fag

>>723747707
death greets me warm

Why not.

might as well try.......

>>723747707
oimk

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>>723747707
I'm getting tired of these threads
I always reply and I get no fucking girlfriend
I hope you get raped in hell
You motherfucking piece of shit asshole eater

K

>>723747707
end my suffering op

pls

K

my legendary girlfriend

>>723747707
couldn't hurt

k

Alright OP i will have faith

I'll believe in meme magic this one time...

>>723747707
You are a gay nigger

Oh yeah?

>>723747707
Been chatting up this girl. So, fuck it. Let's give it a shot.

Oh jeez thx

>>723747707
Ok

>>723747707
help me out

K

>>723747707
Doubt it

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>>723747707
I don't believe you, but I see no harm in giving you a (you)

>>723748886
fuckin love this

>>723747707
yolo

Ayylmao

>>723747707
Doubt it

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Let's hope boys

Does it work if I already have one?? I want a different one

il try

>>723747707
Reply

Why not

but, I don't want a girlfriend...

Too expensive and time consuming, takes away from my video game addiction!

Why not

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Roll

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If you're wrong op, I'll hunt you down.

Like that would ever happen.

>>723747707

If I don't, I'm coming after you, anon.

Someone love me

>>723747707
Plz

If I have a wife can I still get a girlfriend?

>>723747707
What if I don't want one

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Planning on painting the sidewalk soon anyways, might as well see if baseless chance and random internet posts do anything. Maybe my life will be good and I won't have to die.

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Don't mind if I do

>>723747707
Pls

cool

Kplzthnx

Does programming a gf count?

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>>723747707
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCY9L3Xidoo

>>723747707
what if i dont want a girlfriend by tomorrow

No point in risking it

>>723747707
my wife will be very upset, but there's some things a man just has to do

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>>723747707

>>723747707
I don't believe u

Hope to go out with that cute girl in my math class

Okay

>>723747707
worse case nothing happens

K

>>723751520
"painting the sidewalk", suicide has some cool names

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>>723747707
fuck it

Do you think my wife will mind

>>723747707
if dubs this thread works

>>723747707
make it happen

Good one

Eh, worth a shot.

>>723747707

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Op you better be a god

Pls

>>723747707
If I get quads I'll believe it. Got some new shoes coming to my house tomorrow too.

Will my wife find out?!

>>723747707
Please kek

plz

>>723747707
Quit feeling like a beta cuck
http://betanomore.com

>>723747707
I'm sad enough to reply to this

k

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we shall see

>>723752068

116 post ...
116 depressed people...
No make that 117....

>>723747707
pls

>>723747707
Pls kat

Ppllsss

worth a shot

>>723747707
please

>>723747707
might as well try

>>723747707
GIB

moist

>>723747707
fuck it

wont be real then

>>723747707
Aww shit nigga

Done

Well since I've been hanging out with a girl I like and shits starting to work out why the hell not

Ok

I must believe

>>723747707
WOOOO

DEUS VULT

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sense bullshit

Deal

>>723747707
Thank u m8
But I preffer to be all alone

pusi

>>723752727
then why the fuck did you reply?

Why not

pls

[X] doubt

Pls help b

>>723749000
Trips, you have been blessed, go and talk to a girl, don't try to date her instantly, get her interested then tell her you want to date her. Works 6/10 Wich is better than 0/10

Why not

>>723747707
Sure, why not?

>>723747707
wynaut

dis some bull but yo boy hecka lonely

about fucking time

>>723747707
bos dis real bos??

Sure

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>>723747707
ok

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>>723747707
Ah What the hell! I am desperate enough to try anything at this point!

lets do this

>>723747707
Doubt it but ok

i could use some feels

If only

Sure

>>723747707
Lets hope i can keep 'er

>>723747707
kek

i'll give it a shot

plis

Fuck it I'm more desperate than a africanation is for food

>>723747707
K

>>723747707
is she gonna be as cute as op?

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Why not

jokes on you

may as well...

>>723747707
Welp let's go

Hell yeah

boi if this don't work

>>723747707
I hope it ends up being my sister

why not

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just sliding in here all skeptically hopeful like

HA

Wow OP is hella cute

>>723747707
ooft lets go

Hot dog!

Dubs means it works

ok thx

ok

kewl

Gimme a thicc bitch, not fucking fat i mean thiccccc

>>723747707
Fuck it why not

that's an interesting thought

She better be fuckin hot, like 10/10 hot

Please im so lonely please oh please dont let me down

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Bring me a girl as racist as me

>>723747707
Please

>>723747707
If this doesn't work I'm gonna find you OP.

Doubt it but fuck it

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I responded to one of these before and it didn't work

Sounds horrifying, but I'm a masochist.

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Hey you >>723755314


Is this the type of happiness you're missing out on?

ok

Yes plz

ez

>>723754782
>"I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you.".jpg

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Worth a fucking shot. Gimme one.

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>>723755394
And the you will get a gf

Ay

right...

>>723747707
Reply

probably not

Am posting

AYY

I'm chatting up a pretty girl right now so may kek bless me.

>>723748190
OP! IT WORKS!
>>723747707
HAIL TO OP!

What if I already have gf

Can't possibly make my chances any worse

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>>723755951

I'm sorry but getting a gf just isn't for you.
You were meant to walk a different path in life.

Why not?

>>723755979
because being with you would just make a girl miserable

Here goes i guess

praise be to kek

Midas whale

Pepe

i'll try anything to get her back

Please

How would you>>723756188
feel about dating a semi-attractive single mom or a landwhale your own age?
Those are the options available to you going forward.

>>723747707

why not.

occipital lobe is responsible for vision

can;t hurt

1 gf plz

I got a date lined up for Thursday, hopefully I dont blow it

>>723747707
ayy

>>723747707
...

why not

>>723747707
K.

>>723747707
Roland

>>723747707
kylie

>>723747707
worth a shot

>>723755330
I feel nothing.

I want a friend, not a partner. I'm like the least well-equipped person to deal with drama when shit goes wrong.

>>723747707
that is not a large timeframe, the universe is gonna have to work hard

Plz gimme a gf

>>723747707
Can I have her?

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Doubt

Why not

Plz

>>723747707
kek doubt

Mehh why not

>>723747707
please

>>723747707
jews

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>>723756975
Buck up, friend.

Remember that we are our own harshest critics.
You deserve happiness as much as anyone else.

Two girlfriends perhaps?

Whatever you say buddy.

>>723747707
By midnight? Thats four hours. this motherfuckers magic.

why not

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worth a shot i suppose

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Kek

memes<

Doesn't hurt to try

fuck yeah

>>723757412
I agree. I deserve happiness. But reality forces me down a different path, as it does.

I'm down

huh

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>>723747707
I hope it's not a monkey's paw thing and she's a psycho.

:(

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Plsplspls

Rolling for shiggles I guess

>>723747707
You're a fucking liar

>>723758044
They always are

Why not

How would you >>723758393

feel about dating a semi-attractive single mom or a fat girl?
Those are the two options available to you going forward.

>>723747707
IN KEK WE TRUST

just what i needed!

I wish she would be Sara

Perhaps

>>723758407
I call dibs on the single mom. I'll buy tons of presents for my wife's son.

>>723747707
worth a shot

>>723747707
roll

>>723747707
u wont

G

this is totally going to work

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>>723747707
woah. Well none of them worked before. By logic this thread must be true. Better shave and get ready for my date

please

Bet

I hope she's hotter than OP's

>>723758473
Lmao. Sounds good.

Waiting for the mom to leave to so that you can play with the kids toys without her interrupting you.

Goes to show how fast this thread blew up

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>>723749922

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

>you didnt do no fap did you.

Whatevrr you ssy

Fingers crossed

RAWLIN

>>723747707
wdihtl

dolan pls

>>723758044
Dubadubs

>>723747707
okay

>>723747707
Hope so

replllllly

Plz

>>723747707
yee

>>723747707
Oh well let's see if this works

Bites

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sometimes you gotta try it and see

Incorrect.

I have one but may I keep her for longer.

it will happen

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>>723747707

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>>723747707
Fuck 4chan