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A celeb thread is born.

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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A celeb thread is born.
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>>723747588
Fuck off Herman
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>>723747773
Top Kek
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>>723747588

YTers are celebs

https://www.rabb.it/r/6dw4a7
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>>723747773
Who?
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dOoR6YJnYV

Where were you when hernan is mental breakdown?
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Herman. 60 years+. he lives on /b/ in celeb threads its an open secret that everyone knows he has severe autism his name is herman (not even joking) when he has had brief clear days as he calls them he stated on here that he lives with his parents (he is like 60 something) and has split personalities and posts random celebs having circle jerking sessions etc even posts kid pics etc kenzi and G and jj and a few others....a janitor employed by the website called him out many times explaining to people that he basically samefags the entire thread talking to himself etc .... he thinks its just one guy and a big conspiracy against him etc ...cringy as fuck to watch....u usually can sot when he makes a thread when he posts a random celeb to start it off then posts a shity celeb ie taylor swift etc with a >best celeb nect to it then proceeds to samefag the thread etc ....
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>That moment that you realise that

>Marinafag =
>kenzifag
>arifag
>tayfag
>selenafag
>stutterfag
>pedofag
>g-fag
aka herman the guy who lives with his parents in the united states


now thats what u call cringe...

just a head up to u guys its all the same guy...he samefags like a motherfucker using multiple devices

he is also a regular poster on /pol/ and /mpl/ and starts most /trap/ threads
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>>723748064
What's her name again?
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>>723748482
Herman Cuminrag
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>>723748107
The last celeb thread was quite informative. I had no idea that all the cancer (tswift, kenzie, footfags, stutterfag etc) all came from the one 60 year old turbo-tard
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>>723748335
>>723748432
you are litterally in every single celeb thread ever created
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>>723748482
Brenda song
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>>723748640
At least 7 years, maybe more, of the same fucking shit from him

>>723748694
Herman pls
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we actually post in other places now
and we're not telling you
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Herman. HERMAN. Dude.

it's not your fault

>>723748863
>we

toppest of keks
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Wew
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Anyone got some Katy Perry?
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>>723748741
Christ and i first came to /b in 2011.. i never visited these threads back then though.

Do we know where he lives? State?
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>>723748938
>same text
>every time

Oh Herman. Not the sharpest tool in the box are you?
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>>723748938
hngggg those calves
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>>723748973
Eh
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>>723749031
>>723749079
Nein
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>>723748938
>>723749031
>>723749217


come post G in my rabbit pls

or make another fun unsee so we can fully appreciate her
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>>723749217
she's gorgeous
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>>723749022
listen to the vocaroo. it's fucking beautiful

60 year old guy who
>posts 1 or 2 Mckenzie pics
>then says a couple more
>has a "celebrity obsession" folder which is "quite ample"
>lives with his parents
>who buy him beer

it's the most pathetic example of a human I've heard for quite some time. I knew for all these years that g hannelius guy/herman was going to be a piece of shit but this takes the fucking cake
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>>723749031
Very sexy
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>>723749217
>>723749361
>>723749398

your samefagging. we see it Herman. now have a beer that mom bought you and go to sleep
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>>723747588
iggy azalea. You're welcome.
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>>723749454
scratch that last one. did not mean to quote it
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>>723749495
I came.
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>>723749495
1 more.
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>>723749495
I threw up a little.
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>>723749022
Rachel Riley is my idea of the perfect woman
>Natural blonde hair
>Large well shaped ass
>Tits arent too large/small
>Gorgeous smile/face
>Supports Man Utd
>Can't dance for shit so she would not force me to learn
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>>723749315
I deff missed something that happened here, kek
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>>723749518
You can't prove I'm samefagging because i accidentally quoted myself.
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More queen Vicky
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>>723749495
>>723749546
what a terrible ass
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>>723749621
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>>723749591
>Large well shaped ass
You can see it again.
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>>723749495

Gross and disgusting. And she is pretty out there as well.
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>>723749662
Go away Herman
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>>723749606
>hueueheueu how could anyone work out what's going on? xDDDDD
>there's only a vocaroo and large screeds of text
>TOTALLY NOT HERMAN GAIZ!! xD
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>>723747588
now that's a hot look'n little women.
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>>723749752
Fuck, bella
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>50 posts/18 posters
>not a mentally ill 60-something jabbering away at himself trying to drown out the voices with cheap beer and thoughts of young boys cocks

pick one
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>>723749591
Fairly smart too
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Rita.
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You and I are the only ones here.
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>>723749866
Yuh
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THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF "CELEB" THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF BANAL QUESTION THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF POST YOUR 10/10 THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF BULLDOG FACE THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF ROLL THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF ARIANA THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF EMMA THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF CHLOE THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF THINLY VEILED PEDO THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF THE FAPPENING THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF DERR DERR YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO… THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF WHO IS THIS SAMEFAG REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF NO U!! SAMEFAG REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT_TIDE OF I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS I WAS IN LINE TO INHERIT… UNCLE MOLESTED ME… SUE THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF POINT ME TO YOUR THREAD CANCER REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEAVE THEN!!!one11! FUCKWIT REPLIES
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF UNDERAGE GIRL WITH SHITTY POINTLESS QUESTION THREADS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF OBVIOUS SAMEFAG THREADS WHERE OP NEVER APPEARS AGAIN BUT FITS ANY OR ALL OF THE ABOVE PATTERNS
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF DENIAL EVEN THOUGH ITS OBVIOUS TO ANYONE WITH TWO FUCKING BRAIN CELLS TO RUB TOGETHER
THE ENDLESS SHIT-TIDE OF AUTIMSAL SUMMER OF b THAT KEEPS FUCKING REPLYING
THE ENDLESS, TIRED LE WELCOME TO LE b xDDDDDD REPLIES

fuck off g hannelius guy aka Herman
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I was going to write a smutty story about these two this weekend and never got around to it. Damn it.
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>>723749606

it was a super fun room about 2 days ago, there was 5 nice anons discussing G and we could place a pin on her so everyone knew what exactly we were talking about cause it show show them
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>>723749774
You disagree?
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>>723749752
>>723749883
Such a slutty bitch, love her!
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>>723750077
i'm using this one
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>>723750081
>saaaaaaaamefag
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fucking lel

it's so obvious not it's been pointed out
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>>723750058
Honestly, do you think they've had a threesome with some rich Hollywood stud yet?
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>Reply to this post if you could never have romantic interest in a celebrity
>Reply to this post if you realize that Hollywood actresses are universally self-deprecating liberals and are racked with baseless white guilt
>Reply to this thread if you realize that every woman active in Hollywood or mainstream music is fulfilling a media-driven countercultural agenda designed to undermine the traditional family unit
>Reply to this thread if you realize that anyone active in these societies is a ruthless social climber whose loyalties extend only as far as their prospects for career advancement
>Reply to this post if you realize that anyone who works in these industries is inherently disconnected from everyday life in America and has no applicable experience as to how the world works
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>>723750121
Oops, I mean you can say that again.
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>>723750121
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*grabs popcorn* lets all watch the weird old guy talk to himself
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>>723750058
There was another anon who used to write lewd stories about elle aned other celebs, but he hasnt been around lately
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I wish I saw this sooner, so that way I could have posted something like "A celeb thread is stillborn."
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>>723750330
it was you Herman. it was you
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>>723750214
I like to think they have - that Dakota would want to be there when her little sister, whom she's extremely close to, was deflowered.

>>723750330
Kenzieanon! What's good, man?
If I can get myself in gear, maybe I can take up that guy's mantle.
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>>723750330
>but he hasnt been around lately
I can only imagine why.
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>>723750252
That's better. More Rachel for you
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>>723750330
the toes, they're too cute
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>>723748335
>>723748432

and listen to >>723748107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dOoR6YJnYV
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>>723750351
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FUvMhxKPU7o
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>>723750081
What the hell are you talking about?
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>>723750445
But did Dakota join in?
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>>723750460
Now that's an arse.
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>>723750148
Using for what?
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>>723750498

>>723750330

oh yes, the G unsee also had cute kenzie

was so fun seeing anons talking openly about both of them, while letting everyone see exactly what they were talking about by using pins
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>>723750599
umm,
scientific research hngg
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>>723750498
>>723750599
>>723750605
>>723750676


it's almost sad. almost
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>>723750536
Of course. The guy was there to be a warm penis and make things official. Almost all of the kissing and affectionate touching was between the sister. Dakota would be tribbing against Elle the entire time, devouring her mouth and pressing her hand on the guy's ass to guide his rhythm, basically using him as a living toy with which to make love to Elle.
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>>723750762
so what size is your "quite ample celebrity obsession" folder Herman. How many gigs?
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Chances are if a post mentions Marinafag, it's probably Marinafag. He's changed tuned for whatever reason, and now aims for attention by creating himself into this notorious, omnipresent figure in these threads.
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>>723750762
Double blowjob?
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>>723750855
plot twist: he always did
double plot twist: he's you
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>>723749546
When i see a women like these, i imagine them with a jeans or shorts.
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so what size is your "quite ample celebrity obsession" folder Herman. How many gigs?
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>>723750738
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.so what size is your "quite ample celebrity obsession" folder Herman. How many gigs?

screenshot it
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>>723750445
Chilling, watching westworld. How are you doing?
Supposedly there was another anon who said the same thing but nothing came of it. It was set in fantasy medieval times
>>723750463
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>>723751013
I can edit the page source too Herman
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>>723750844
About 5mb. I'm pretty new to these threads.

>>723750856
Someone's got to show Elle how to do it so she knows what to do when that photographer she has a crush on takes her to bed.
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>>723751135
I hear good things about Westworld, I don't watch much TV, but I guess I should give it a chance.

I think I saw a little of y'all's exchange on that. Seemed fun. Kenzie was a princess?
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>>723751135
hng side sole
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You and I are the only ones here.
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>>723751164
>About 5mb

Gb, maybe

>>723751164
>Someone's got to show Elle how to do it so she knows what to do when that photographer she has a crush on takes her to bed.

do you know how creepy it is for a 60-odd year old man to say this?
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FYI anons.

In case anyone is interested, this guy >>723750738 is the gore spammer. His new autistic fit seems to be this "Herman" thing, since he fails so hard with spamming.

Ignore him. Add
/marinafag/i
/herman/i
to your filters.
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>>723751164
Whose mouth was filled with cum that day?
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>>723751465
>seems to be this "Herman" thing

why is Hermy in quotes, Hermy? You sperged out, recorded a vocaroo and told everyone everything

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dOoR6YJnYV

you can't get rid of it now
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>>723750699
Im looking for more Rachel Riley in tight outfits if anyone has any
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>>723751255
Its cool so far, watching it on demand cause i heard the same thing. You really have to pay attention tho.
Yes! Thats the one, authoranon had quite the imagination, elle was like her bodyguard or something along with the main character
>>723751257
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>>723751164
>Someone's got to show Elle how to do it so she knows what to do when that photographer she has a crush on takes her to bed.

60+. talking like this about a 19 year old girl. tut tut hermy
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>>723751664
Why the fuck did he record this?
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>>723751836
closerr...
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Only the two of us.
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>>723751673
Cute.

>>723751376
30, actually. Which, to be fair, is the new 60. It's a young man's world.

>>723751577
Both of them. Elle took her first load, then shared it with Dakota in a kiss.

>>723751836
I'm imagining Elle and Dakota in sexy armor. Hnnnng.
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>>723751465
The vocaroo here >>723751664 is alot more convincing than the falseflagging you are poorly attempting
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>>723752013
Lucky guy.
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>>723751925
autism. why else?
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>>723751925
because he's mentally ill (that's not conjecture. he says so in the vocaroo) and he snapped when someone kept pointing out his samefagging

>>723752013
>30
>literally says 60 in the vocaroo

how fucking insane are you? seriously. what is your condition? what are your meds?

>>723752013
>Elle took her first load, then shared it with Dakota
she's underage you fucking pedophile
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>>723751776
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>>723751925
At this point best guess is neklevel autism
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>>723752013
Great mental image.
Dove cameron, joey king and another girl were also in it, pretty lewd too
>>723751947
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>>723752257
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>>723752247
I love how you think I'm some dude who recorded a creepy vocaroo with absolutely now evidence to substantiate your claim. You're the mentally disturbed one, my friend.

>>723752165
Right? Getting to be used by two of the most beautiful sisters on the planet as a pleasure device. Lucky indeed.

>>723752427
Sounds like a great tale unfinished.
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>>723752427
>Great mental image.
>Dove

>I"M NOT DOVEFAG U GAIZ!!
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>>723752464
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>>723752517
>rolling with the punches
>the rising panic
>entire world, which is shitposting and samefagging on /b/ slipping away
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>>723752257
That outfit would be perfect if it wasnt loose bottomed. Her tits look tremendous though
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>>723752106
https://archived.moe/b/thread/723316789/#723318443

Here he is spamming a thread. Notice the filename.
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oh! my itchy bottom
so on fire
wants to release
its hot coal nuggets
into the light!
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>>723752517
I like to think of it as ongoing, lol, just delayed like a sonofabitch
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>>723752622
HNNNGGGGGGG
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>>723752629
I don't know what exactly is wrong with you, but I bet it's extremely difficult to pronounce.

>>723752724
>dat picture
Ach! My heart!
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>>723752517
Who is the better cocksucker now?
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>>723752846
fortunately what is wrong with you is more than clear. you're a mentally ill, shut-in pedophile whose mom buys him beer at over age 60. top fucking kek
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>>723752880
Mechanically speaking, Dakota. She's had much more experience and has few inhibitions. But Elle does things so demurely and with such natural grace that it's difficult to last unless you close your eyes.

>>723753047
You're a weirdo, man. Never change.
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>>723752813
Im officially out of Rachel Riley. Back to more basic celebs
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>>723751664

>wyoming
>so close

wew
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>>723753109
But does Elle like it when her man shoots cum in her mouth without warning?
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>>723753109
>You're a weirdo

do you need your bulb changed? projecting that hard really takes it out of them

>>723753047
>a mentally ill, shut-in pedophile whose mom buys him beer at over age 60. top fucking kek
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>>723753109
Dem feet. My dick
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>>723753342
>>723753109
>samefag
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>>723753129
>tfw you will never be the Silver Surfer, killing mediocre super heroes and having Katy Perry grind on your dick
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>>723753342
Where is your ex DB?
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>>723753226
She appreciates a warning, buts he's learning to be able to tell when it's going to happen and prepare.

>>723753399
Here, have some attention.

>>723753290
It's really fascinating that you think I'm this other person. Honestly, what makes you think this? What proof do you think you have?

>>723753342
Dat smile!
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>>723753438
Not him, havent seen him on actually, unless he was posting someone new
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>>723752690
That full body fishnet oh my lord
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>>723753755
>Honestly, what makes you think this?

Refer to >>723750855 or >>723751465
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>>723747958
Instant diamonds for fishnets. What a slut.
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>>723749546
that is quite enough thank you
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>>723749161
Someone post moar katy pls
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>>723754129
I highly recommend you get off the computer for a while this week. I'm not just giving you a hard time here. Plan a day or two to go out and get fresh air at a nice park or something. Visit the nearest stream or lake. Soak your feet and walk barefoot in the grass. Because you strike me as someone who's here all the time, and I am genuinely concerned.

I know you're going to say something snarky and accuse me of being whatever weirdo old guy you think I am, but please consider it.
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>>723754475
Make rabbit
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>>723754542
Mmm fuck
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>>723754475
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>>723754633
hnnng

got any of her body in a bikini or something? skintight clothes will do
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Torrie Wilson is my idea of a perfect woman.
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>>723754861
fucking hell moar

any that aren't shopped photoshoots?
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>>723750221
Billy Mays. miss ya!
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>>723754717
>>723754542
>>723754976


Fuck yes I love Ariana.
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>>723755128
We need a rabbit or kik of her
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>>723754541
>I highly recommend you get off the computer for a while this week

says the 60-something with an "ample celebrity obsession" folder. you really are fucking pathetic. this shit is your whole life. getting hammered on the beer your mom bought you and being an e-pedo. SAD
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>>723755183
>this
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>>723755064
We all do, man.
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keep katy coming
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>>723755399
>>723755432
>>723755472
>>723755484
excellent taste
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>>723755206
I'm going to get in bed now. Got work in the morning. If I were religious, I'd say I'll pray for you. I sincerely mean this: please get off the computer for a while and reconnect with reality. I thought you were amusing at first, but you seem to be someone in genuine pain who needs to spend some time outside and learn to connect with people.

Good night, anon. Good luck.
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>>723755539
>>
someone xray pls

what do we think of this pic?
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>>723747588
Cancer i hope you die so you stop shitting up /b/
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>>723755576
sure you are, Hermie. sure you are

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0dOoR6YJnYV
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>>723753129
I would die if she touched mewith her butt like that
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>>723753413
>tfw you'll never be silver surfer
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What do we think of katy here?
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>>723755536
>excellent taste

quotes 4 posts with the same old /b/ filenames as his own. Jesus fucking christ you're the saddest of the sad

>>723755399
>1478312474343.jpg
>>723755432
>1478368212629.jpg
>>723755472
>1478383856574.jpg
>>723755524
>1478397368863.jpg
>>723755536
>1484893866192.jpg
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Hermie is pushing hard for image limit
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>>723755797
hot
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>>723755853
this .jpgs have been posted numerous times tho. stay madder
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>>723756060
*those
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>>723756060
hnnng.

>tfw thatll never be your hand.
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>>723756060
by you. the oldest weirdo on 4chan
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all i got
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Post some hailee steinfeld please
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>>723756243
>all i got

I am literally laughing my ass off at your stupidity and desperation
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>>723756243
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>>723756243
related pt2
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>>723756444
checkd
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>>723756176
I'm a newfag

post celebs or git!
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>>723756739
and a pedo, to boot
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>>723755576
>I'm going to get in bed now.
>21:39:28

hmmm. no doubt you'll start the next thread shortly, Hermie
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>>723757129
If that were Hermie then he wouldn't have work in the morning.
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and there you are >>723756921
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>>723750058
How bout these two?
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>>723757257
Love myself some VJ.
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>>723757313
top fucking kek. you deleted it when you got called on it.
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>>723757508
>>723757853
>>723757883
>>723757927
you sad cunt
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>>723758000
check'd
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>>723755325
>>723755183
We have a kik for Ari! Hehe
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>>723758107
I was in it but my phone broke & lost my kik.

username/groupname?
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>>723758137
is your mental illness satiated by hitting image limit, Hermie, or do you need more?
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>>723758336
Let me know your username and I'll add you! :3
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>>723752134
Is that Emma stone riding a complete lemon krate?
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>>723758375
I'm not Hermie, man.
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>>723758375
How do you not like Victoria?
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>>723758408
mill613
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>>723749161
>teehee look at my comically sized boobs, i have no subtlety
literally katy perry's career
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>>723747588

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
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>>723748938
>>723749031
>>723749217
She is so sexy. I would cum and die in her pussy.
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>>723750038
G is the most beautiful girl in the world.
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>>723759678
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>>723747588
yes
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