>You are minding your business riding public transportation

sink down into my seat and fade out of existence

not possible. while you're thinking of ways to say hi, she's already gone.

>>723744448
Say hello.

Probably smiling because my zipper is open and my shirt is inside out and backwards.
Also mismatching socks

>>723744448
I am a fat skinhead-looking dude with bad breath.
I would think she's mocking me or that she's just nuts.

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>>723744448
Furrow my brow in disgust to convey i want my kids to actually look like me rather than a shitskin

>>723744448
Move to the front of the bus. I don't want to sit with stinking niggers.

this is a real girl living in the world somewhere in the world right now, and she's getting fucked by chad or Leshawn or someone. You will never live up

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>>723744448
>seal the deal
You do realize that it's a nigger, right?

all of the virgins in this thread wouldn't have the chance to turn her down, much less even speak to her.

>>723744926
Really dude? You gay or something? Need a feminine penis to get off?

I don't care.
People smile at me all day.
Nothing to be autistic about.

>>723744448
sup nigga

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>>723744926
>"rude tbqf anon"

>>723744448
What you lookin at nigger

>>72374you should hope for a chick that's nuts

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"Why are you smiling at me?"

>>723744448
Lol that bus is in my city. Back to the topic at hand, I already have a comfy italian gf so I have no need for a niggress

>>723744448
Tell her to cash me outside

>>723745354
>>723744926
>>723744803
>>723744795
Ummmm thats kinda racist guys

>>723746882
Fuck you nigger kike

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>>723746882
Welcome to /b/

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>>723746882
Are you lost? Where do you think you are?

Say, "you have a very nice smile.I'd like to add it to my collect."
Then proceed to get my pliers out.

>>723744448
"n-nigger"
>average 4chan tard goes on a kissless, sexless, holdless virgin

>>723747943
Fuck off lol

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>>723747943
yeah, right

>>723747972
i can get my skin without having to get blacked you faggot

>>723744448
> the fuck is that nigger grinning at?
and continue my STD free day

>>723744448
she's clearly laughing at the size of my cock
...because i am obviously jerking off on the bus.

>>723744448
jizz my pants

>>723744448
What do you think, honestly? Most people are puppets and don't live a life of self-determination. To many on 4chin that there is a 'nigger; and because someone planted that reactionary bias in their minds and they have no capacity to think for themselves, they will post as such. WW3 when so the whole human race can die out already?

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Lynch her

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>>723744651
This but I probably wouldn't stand a chance. I get my share but this girl is hot as hell. I'd fuck it up.

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>>723744448
>smile back
>start breathing heavily
>still smiling
>heavy breathing starts making high pitched sounds through teeth
>other people start smiling
>heavy breathing.bat
>everyone is smiling
>she stops smiling
>I'm still smiling

>>723744448
say hello, she's new to the city and doesn't know her way around yet, tell her i have a good circle of friends, can take her out and get her familiar with the new life she has. get her address, set a time, pick her up, go out, spike her drink, fuck her, drop her off on the bad side of town, let God sort it out for her.

>>723749537
I was with ya till the end there...

Call police and ask them to move the nigger to the back of the bus.

>>723744448
rape

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>people wouldn't fuck this because of her skin tone

ignore her, i probably wouldn't even notice

>>723750039
too skinny

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>>723750039
No. It's because of the culture associated with that skin tone.

>>723750257
>culture associated with that skin tone
>posts picture of a white man drinking a beer and spraying a child with water

>>723744448
promise to give her all of my 2 and a half inches.

>>723744448
>interact without sperging.

OP, you ask too much.

>get on bus.
>girl smiles as me.
>what's going on? I don't understand.
>look behind me to see who she is smiling at.
>see Jamal thundercock.
>Oh, she was smiling at him this whole time.
>This makes sense, confusion levels drop.
>"Hey, anon, how's it going?"
>She knows my name? Confusion maxed out.
>Okay, I can handle this: this bus goes to campus. We must have a class together or something.
>Makes sense: try to smile back.
>Creeper smile initiated. Heart is racing.
>I'm fine. How are you?
>"Doing good. Are you going to the Phi Alpha party tonight?"
>Party? What party?
>"Didn't you hear? It's a big event to kick of spring break?"
>cold sweat.
>No I didn't hear.
>"You should go. It'll be fun."
>Okay. See you there.
>Bus ride ends.
>Do not go to party. Rationalize the self loathing away.
>I wouldn't like the party anyway.

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>>723750181
>>723750257
>>723750108
>>723749876
>>723749537
>>723749321
>>723745354
>>723744926
As an actual american that has been watching all this shit unfold on /b/ I feel it is my responsibility to counter the russian spamming machine and tell it to fuck off by posting this message in every russian shill thread I see at least once. Your "not quite right" use of american slang, archaic metaphors, adjectives and weird ass sentence structure outs you. Idk if it's just google translate or what, but your english sucks. It sounds awkward, archaic, and weird.

I know the NSA is watching us too, you faggots can thank us, the real amerifags, who don't fall for this shit, for doing our own little online campaign. Thank us by not busting us for dl'ing movies and please do what you can to make marijuana legal, or at least keep it legal in the states that made it legal. Also, I'll remove the camera cover on my laptop so you guys can watch me masturbate again, if that's what you want.

That is how you can repay us.

Most of us don't really care too much about american politics, but it's the least we can do since we are here anyway and this is our country too. We can point out the shills and the weird ass Trump dick sucking disinformation barrage the russian shills are spamming on the internet so that the dumbshits don't get fooled into thinking any of this is actually real dialogue, support, or enthusiasm for such blatant hate, fear and panic mongering by a foreign entinty targeting us via social media.

We are a bunch of fuck ups, half or more of us are faggots, but we aren't a bunch of edgelord, genocidal nutcases that endorse the murder or generalized and targeted hate of an entire group of people just because of their religion or race. Reddit might have fallen for this shit, but they are a bunch of dumb faggots. We aren't and we won't.

>>723750257
true.
however she seems to be a decent cultured black, and rather attractive. I'd motion for her to come sit next to me, introduce myself and maybe ask her out if she seems nice and interesting and can speak fucking English without a disgusting nigger accent.

>>723744448
you wouldn't catch me anywhere near the back of the bus so how would i see this nigger smiling at me?

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>>723744448
kinda looks like somber from overwatch

>>723744448
Oh hello, nice smile you got there, did you just buy your freedom or something?

>>723751121
>somber
nice

>>723744448
just say hey how is it going

>>723744448
Tell her to GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS.

>>723751238
KEK

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>>723747545
Earth

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>>723744448
beautiful womn in expensive clothes smiling at me?

I prefer to keep the white race pure

>>723751277
meant sombra

>>723750039
because of her smell. i fucked 2 black women before they both smelled the same and bad

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>>723750994

I want to bleach her like a load of laundry

>>723750257
>everyone is exactly their manufactured stereotype
When did everything become literal communism? Do you have any conception of individuality or have your brain rotted so much you surrendered your own and believe everyone else must have too?

>>723744448
One answer, spray on pheromones http://betanomore.com

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>"Hey anon you ready to watch some comfy kino?"

>>723744448
>smile back
>look away
>wink if she keeps staring
>say hello if it's going well
>2 dates later
>walk her to her front door
>drop to knees and ask for nummy suk suks

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>>723744448
Say something autistic and fuck it all up. Am i gonna be alone forever /b/?

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>>723746882
I'm black and even I don't understand how the fuck you can make this comment anon.

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>>723751755

Is that English?

>>723744448
>insert comment of sperglord who couldn't get a genuine smile from any woman let alone her, and thus have to compensate their pride through blind racism

>>723744448
Similar thing happened to me OP

>on bus coming home from doctors
>bus is empty except for old man at the back
>cute black girl gets on bus
>looks around
>looks at me
>sits down next to me
>shuffle closer to window
>she shuffles closer
>pressing thicc thigh against mine
>can't escape
>her pinkie lands on my thigh as she puts her hand on her thigh
>say excuse me
>get off bus
>turn round
>she's watching me as the bus drives away
>tfw super sperg beta boy

Felt like such an idiot for not taking the opportunity.

>>723751559
and white people smell like wet dogs to nigs.
something to do with eccrine glands in the armpits.
south east asians have the least glands and smell the nicest apparently

but what do i care, i'm anosmic

>>723744448
say something like a fine weather we are having, can you give me the time please?
I forgot my watch and turned off my cellphone because of the battery, so you seem from around here have I seen you somewhere ( make some bullshit bar name ) you reminded me of a girl that had this really bright smile by the way my name is ( anon ) im really pleased that you told me the time because some people feel uncomfortable you know how it is with all the crimes, and racism they judge you by anything now a days, then ask her were is she going and say what a coincidence that is my stop too, proceed to rape her.

>>723752707
you had a narrow escape, she was trying to rob you of your virginity

>>723750257
she is going in your fucking bedroom, the only culture going in is your dick in her.

>>723744448
Wtf are you staring at nigger?

>>723750039
Where the titties? Fuckin nigs