How would you do it, /b/?

I'm a saged OP

I'm a walking talking liability
My advice have a thick skin

>>723739765
"I have a Dick"

Will you marry me?

>>723739765
I can see your dick

I have crippling depression.

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I voted for Trump

>>723739765
I fucked your sister

>>723739765
"I hate donald trump"

This date is over

I will plow you

Or be drunk or high

>>723739765
I'm popular on 4chan

I fap to hentai

>>723739765
I am a feminist

"Do you play WoW?"

>>723739765
No hymen no dimond

>>723739765
What pronouns you prefer?

Its just my polarizing personality

"You on the pill?"

>>723739765
Fart in my mouth

I'm a professional blogger

>>723740254
>Impact

>>723739903
>I cannot really count

>>723739765
How'd the ruffies taste?

Rape can be fun

>>723739765
High Impact Sexual Violence

>>723739765
"I am a vegan"
"Trump is the worst"
"Muslims aren't bad people"
"Refugees shouldn't be ban"
"I smoke weed, elitist"
"Trump should legalize weed"
"Imma liberal arts major"
"Having money isn't everything"
"I really like anime"
"Don't assume my gender"

>>723739765
Hi, I'm morbidly obese

>>723739765
>Let's have sex ...... please ;-;

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check out these dubs

>>723740331
thank you

>>723740109
Kek

>>723739765
try all 5 fingers

>>723739765
male or female doesnt matter:
ANAL RAPE EVERY DAY

U wan sum fak

my cock is remove

>>723739765
Naruto is my favorite

>>723739765
I have a child.

I love playing minecraft.

>>723739765
hitler did nothing wrong

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"Jet fuel. Steel beams?"

>>723739765
Prepare to be raped!

>>723740468
>"I'm bad at math."
>"Ugh, I hate school."
>"I am so random."
>"I like blue grass."
>"I play video games."
>"Rich people are bad."
>"I am thick boned."
>"Excerising is so pointless."
>"I eat mcdonalds daily."

You paying for this?

Save me from loneliness.

Shit on me please

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>>723739765
I voted for Trump.

i love jesus christ

I've caught them all.

fuck you you cunt
you're ugly as shit
>obvious four word insults

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Do you like mudkipz?

Hitler did nothing wrong

>>723739765
>I have no job...
>You pay the bill...
>Little Girls Excite Me...

I washed my foreskin

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Conan had a character who could ruin any situation with one word.....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP6uRAWdC3o

Hey, that's pretty good

No puffy vagina, right?

I SHIT MY PANTS

Niggers tongue my anus.

sharpie in the pooper

I'm trying my best...

>>723741143
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hK-wgra3ZtQ

>>723739765
It was her turn

>>723739765

i am your cousin

I have her peas.

Do you mind paying?

You look like Mom

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>>723739903
>>723740051
>>723740211
Fuckers can't count.

Have you seen Chef?

My name is OP

>>723739765
look i got dubs

your mom is hot

>>723739765
I am a nigger.

>>723739765
i own a vape

Yay you showed up!

I'm a huge furry

but, you're my sister

>>723741720
Kekekekek

Oh, you're still here.

>>723739765
>I have a kid

Love Rick and Morty?

I dropped the spaghetti

>>723740109
lel

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Hand her a note reading:

>I have a condition called 'nervous around cute girls' that makes me unable to talk to you, so we're going to communicate like this the entire date (but don't you worry, I'm a freak in bed *wink wink*)

And then actually be winking at her when she looks up at you.

I attend vaping competitions.

CIS White Male Here

>>723739765
>its nothing personal kid

>>723742287
>In 4 words
>Says 36 words and 2 actions

>>723740109
Huh

>>723742472
Zero talking tho, so stick your dick up some other nigger's asshole and fuck off.

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>>723739765
"Traps are not gay"

>>723742619
OP doesn't specify taking, just words, faggot. Learn to read

>>723739765
I'm a Trump supporter.

>>723739765
LETS PLAY SOME COD

>>723739765
poop poop poop poop

"Hey do you wanna see some pictures of my cats"

Then stand there showing her hundreds of pictures of your cats for 15 minutes until she just leaves

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>>723741489
Underrated.

>>723742767
EAT COCK MOTHERFUCKER, MY ASSHOLE IS NICE AND HAIRY AND YOU WILL NOT BE FUCKING IT, WHITE SKINNED NOT INDIAN ASS ASSHOLE NIGGUUUUH

>>723739765
did the roofies hit?

>>723742956
>Doesn't understand 4 word maximum

How much for anal?

I browse 4Chan daily

>>723743180
lel

>>723743095
Lol

>>723743086
>Can't read
>Anger issues
Confirmed nigger

I'm a 4chan Moderator

>>723739765
Lets split the bill?

>>723739765
My cock watches people

Fuckin nipple's itchy again

>>723739765
Nice forehead and eyebrows

>>723743130
Apparently neither do you

>>723740900
Blue grass? Like, I'm not arguing, just surprised that's something that comes to mind in the first place.

my fetish is horses

I am a furry

>>723740859
Underrated

>>723739765
Cheese Pizza for me

All dick; no balls.

>>723739765
I was fucked by men.

>>723743572
I'm being helpful and correcting people. Mine was already said and is brilliant

>>723739765
My finger smells funny.

>>723739765
Wait, you're not 13.

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1. BUK 2. KA 3. A 4. EEE

means BUKKAKE

daye ruined: https://youtu.be/ccjofBuITnA

>>723739765
gibe da pussi b0ss

"My cock is remove"

Hahahhaa!! WINRAR on so many levels

>>723739765
I voted for trump

>>723743888
nice trips!

>>723743894
>doesn't realize my post was 4 words

Seriously, come on dude

>>723744031
>Bukkaeee

>>723739765
Wanna share my AIDS?

I am an otaku

>>723739765

Make America Great Again

>>723741008
I've done questionable things.

I post on /b/

OP is a fag

my dick is small

>>723739765
Manspreading legs every day

Toss my salad tonight?

>>723739765

I voted for Trump

>>723739765

I am wearing panties.

>>723740167
Winrar
Newfag detected

>>723739765

I love you mommy.

>>723739765
service, mint tee please

>>723744786
winrar

>>723739765
your's bigger than mine

Dry penis is dry

>>723739765
My dick/pussy is itchy/sore.

I'm having bad diarrhea.

Black people are privileged.

That isn't a gender.

Jeff Dunham is hilarious.

Check out deez dubs

>>723739765
"herpes isn't that bad"

>>723739765

"Hope you like Anal"

pedophilia isnt so bad

Do you eat ass?
Do you deep throat?
Does your Mom fuck?
Threesome with your Dad?

I could go on.

Haha lol rawr xD

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>>723741143

>>723740109
simple

Saw you on /b/

>>723739765
I have trust issues

>>723739765
I support Donald Trump

>>723740204

Words of wisdom.

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CHECK OUT MY TAUREN

>>723739765
I'm homosexual

>>723739765
Are you my mommy?

Niggers are somewhat okay.

So, those things real?

LEARN MY PRONOUNS, SHITLORD

>>723739765
Going dutch for equality.

>>723739765
I voted for Hillary

>>723746319

I couldn't own a nigger

>>723739765
My dick is small

>>723739765
Are you a virgin?

>>723739765
I go on /pol/

>>723739765
I voted for Hillary

>>723740900
if she says she eats mcdonalds daily but shes thin and goes to the gym and looks super hot and burns all the calories then i see no problem tbh

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>>723739765
>Do you like Undertale?

>>723746004
Worse race in that shit game

I like 9gag memes.

Hi im steve shives

My sisters nipples Same

I work on mcdonalds

>>723739765
I have a small

Let her fill in the blank

I've killed 100+ children.

>>723739765
I frequent on 4chan

>>723739765
where is my wallet

I masturbate as a clown

>>723749060
THAT'S FIVE YOU NIGGER

Charles Stiles, Mystery Diners

>>723739765
I piss live ants.

My dick fell off

why not? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFEk-oUujhk

>>723747524
fuck you

>>723741008
>>>723739765 (OP)
>I voted for Trump.
Blade runner ftmfnguyen

It's the nut shack

>>723739765
id fuck your corpse

Eat my own cum

>>723739765
Your daughter is hot!

>>723739765
i have got stds.

>>723739765
I have eleven children

>>723739765

I sometimes fart sexually.

I Have No Money

>>723739765
I am a virgin

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it's real nigga hours

>>723739765
Please loan me money
You're disgusting in person
I showered for you
Did you just fart
You smell like shit
Came in my pants
Your mother is dead

>>723740859

Had to scroll too far to find the classic

>>723741489

lol


>>723746136

lmao

I have weak memes

>>723739765
"All niggers must hang"

I fap to scat

How about a threesome?

>>723739765
I fucked your dad

>723752185
If a guy said that to me on a first date I'd instantly bend over the table and rip off my pants.

i crapped my pantalones

>>723740203
underrated

>>723739765
I failed the math class

I am from b

>>723739765
Tight like your brother.

We kiss next date.

>>723752021
Kill yourself

No sex for you.

Hi I am Sam.

>Can't even get a date.

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>>723739765
How would I do it? Hm...
"I only fuck guys"

>>723752070
Niggers tongue my anus

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ITT: People who can't count.

You a ugly bitch.

>>723753014
Nice grammar there buddy. Prepare yourself, I hear MY buddies pulling up in their cars.

>>723753106
You forgot the comma after "there" and before "buddy." Fucking hypocrite.

Hitler did nothing wrong.

Hitler was a bitch

>>723739765
Skate fast, eat ass

>>723741008

>Want more life, fucker

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Lemme 1-up you OP, I can ruin my date in 3 words.

I love basements.

"Discharge the soap, slut"

>>723739765
"tits or get the fuck out"

>>723739765
I admin meme pages

im a sex offender

13 is old enough

Lick my hairy ass

>>723740204
Hymens dont work that way you virgin.

>>723739765
Don't fuck cats lol

i like feminine penises

>>723739765
we have autism right?

I self identify as

>>723739765
I only fuck traps>>723755207

>>723740109
anons a straight shooter

i love you cunt

i can ruin it in just 2

"i vape."

Girly dicks aren't gay

>>723740109

Gottem

>>723755555
Checked

>>723755555
What a waste of quints, sex addicted basement dweller

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You like my katana?

>>723739765
I voted for Hillary

>>723755555
Fuck you you fucking niggerfaggot.

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>>723740468
>"Having money isn't everything"

>>723739765
mind if i vape?

seperate the bill please

>>723747457

why is it okay to poison oneself daily

puppetry is my passion

>>723739765
Human Immunodeficiency Virus Pajeet

>>723739765
Wanna see my slaves?

>>723739765
a nigger was born

checkd

>>723747511
this

>>723739765
Loose like your dog

>>723739765
"My pronouns are zhe..."

I collect black dildos

>>723740082
Yep. That'd do it

those where old pictures

>>723739765
how do you doing?

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>>723740109
/thread

>>723740468
Faggot confirmed

I count My Macronutrients

>>723757158
because that's how you build a tolerance.

She'll still be hot when the only food left after WWIII is irradiated McD's french fries and everyone else is super lardy.

>>723740468
Faggot confirmed. Go suck the fearless leader's cock, faggot.

I fuck little boys

>>723739765

My dick is bigger.

>>723739765
Only Tight Paki Cunt

>>723740900
>>723743607
Bluegrass is one word.

t. Kentuckian

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>>723739765
"What is your price?"

Peen in a Peen

that's my pickup line.

>>723739765
You noticed my face?

>>723739765
this smell like chloroform?

>>723740781
Who's your favourite waifu?

oh sweet, a pokestop!

I only like anal

Wanna play some d&d?

wanna be my fuckpuppet

call me big pupper

>>723739765
Niggers make
Me
Sick