Vague video game descriptions cont >parachute >fuck up

>>723739429
Far cry 3

>Tall Uncle Fester looking fuck chases you around the second playthrough

>your friend pulls a prank
>it may get everyone killed

>psyco awesome face
>black naruto
>EASY PREY

>wake up
>go back to sleep again
>wake up again
>go outside to find something
>end up blowing it up

>>723739429
>the game is called Half-life 2
Bet you faggots can't figure this out

>>723739613
Nope

>repeatedly click on things
>end of the game is 2hr video on masturbation

>>723739870
Nope

>successful sneak attack has an inexplicable fail sound that sounds like a metal pan hitting something

>>723739894
It is though

>can open boxes
>decide to fight aliens

>>723739932
Sakura Clicker?

>>723739985
It isnt

>>723740042
Yeah except that it is

>>723740042
Farcry 4

>>723739854
fallout

>>723740092
Nope lmao
You're kinda close though. Similar game.

>>723739429
MGS3

>>723740184
Nope

>dead woman comes back to life
>seeks to restore her body at the expense of others
>two protagonists seek vengeance for their dead friend
>released more than 15 years ago
>roughly 1.5 million in sales

>>723740239
just cause 3

> Conveyor belts: The game

This should be hella easy

>Jap game
>Fighting lots of Jewish mythology bullshit

>>723740304
Think far cry crossed with borderlands and another genre I can't really disclose.

>be soldier
>have all weapons taken
>NEON SIGNS FOR EVERY ACTION
>REDUNDANT GAMEPLAY
>POINTLESS PLOT
>CASH GRAB

>>723739750
Until dawn

>>723740344

DOOM 2016

>Some place that we don't care about is getting destroyed
>Refugees come to our planet
>They cannot contain their barbaric ways and start to slaughter us
>We fight back, but some people think that it's wrong despite the refugees attacking us first
>The refugees start their own government
>The refugees build their own militia
>We're all trying to work towards a common cause, but the refugees can't keep their weapons in their pants

Guess.

>>723740152
Yep

>>723740402
Every shooter ever.

>>723740498

BREXIT

>>723740484
You'd be Right

Except it isn't

>>723740498
Borderlands?

>>723740571

Quake is not this.

>>723740441
Yes

>>723740498
United States of America

>>723740604
Kek

>>723740664
I stand by my post. You can't stop me.

>>723740498
>>723740498

Red Faction game or Defiance.

>>723740498
Your imagination?

>>723739429
Far cry 2

>>723739429
Ghost Recon Wildlands?

>>723740805
It's not far cry holy fuck

>>723740871
Are you completely sure, Anon?

>>723740498
Avatar

>We've captured a command post.
>We've lost a command post... fight for it.
>Stay clear of the hero men... he works alone.
>Their numbers are dwindling.

>>723739429
Far Cry?

>>723740344
factorio

>Be in space ship
>FLASHING ALERT
>Everyone is dead
>must save universe from great evil
>Your genes are the only answer
>travel about fucking aliens everywhere

NOT HALO

>>723739429
Crysis?

>Jump off cliff becuz sad
>Become god
>Work on your shitty tan up in heaven

>during WW1 all of the German snipers were actually black.

OP here
Since you fucks can't guess and I need to sleep I'm gonna give you one more clue and if you don't get it fuck you

Far cry crossed with borderlands crossed with dead island.

>>723741003
Yup

>>723740871
Pretty sure it's far cry primal.

>>723741005
Ass Affect

>>723739429
>Wake up in prison from a coma caused from you blowing up town.

>Escape with guy who becomes friend then dies later on.

>Become leader of gang and fight to take over city again.

>TFW a mute at first but now won't shut the fuck up.

>>723741020
God of war

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>three fucks find some drink
>guy 2 gets pissed at guy 1 for taking his drink
>fucking world war 3
>drink is flat
>guy 1 says to stop
>some faggot makes it worse
Guess

>>Vines try to grab you from Below
>> walk right and see a scary boar type creature in the background

>>723740989
Every shit tier game by THQ they claimed was an RTS.

YES WARHAMMER GAMES YOU

>>723741097
ya man

>>723741045
Far island?

>>723741045

The Division

>>723741045
Dying Light?

Are you sure this isn't Far Cry?
>>723741096
Saints Row 2?

>>723740989
Battlefront 2

>>723741174
Star Wars Battlefront 2?

>>723739429
https://youtu.be/ccjofBuITnA

norway bukkake

>>723741096
Lol, playing that game right meow. Just finished the ronin now im working on the african drug lord

>>723739429
far cry 2?

>>723740604
Kek
>>723740642
Nope
>>723740673
LUL
>>723740779
Nope
>>723740797
No, but sometimes I wish it was
>>723740976
Said video games, but nice shot

>>723741141
Fail
>>723741244
Yes

>>723741235
YES Dying Light finally

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>>723741036
(((Battlefield 1)))

>>723741127
Battlefield 4

>>723739429
Brothers in Arms Road to Hill 30

>>723741045
Garfield kart?

>cancerous fanbase
>semi nostalgic

>>723740272
Medevil?

This one I'm give away


>black assassin
>Briefcase

>Two siblings go on heists
>Have a giggle each time they swipe something

>>723741306
>New DLC has a shit ton of black French soldiers
I wonder if 75% of Russia is black?

>>723741036
BF1

>>723741352

minecraft

>>723741352
Every RPG ever.

>>723741332
No you fucking retard

It was Dying Light
One person got it
Fuck you all.

>>723741268
>>723741235
Hell yeah best one they had made.

>>723741365
Nope.

It's an N64 game.

>>723741460
Kek

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>>723741506
You're goddamn right it is.

>>723739429
This one's easy asf

>"Do you know the definition of Insanity?"

>>723741624
Half Life 1?

>>723741624
IT'S NOT FAR CRY

>>723741499
Oh well, apologies I never played it. Looked kinda shitty tbh.

>Find a Chest filled with weapons can only choose one
>go on a quest that never ends.
>ending is shit

>>723741506
> You're a God
> You have to protect your people
> With Kites

>>723739429
Dying Light. Easy.

>>723741313
Nope

>>723741750
Whoops ignore the reply

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>>723741277

Answer:
[spoiler]Lok'Tar[/spoiler]

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>a lizard
>has glasses
>mfw this shit was not for kids

>>723741750

INDIAN OF WAR

>>723741811
Shit, I should've guessed earlier.

>>723741759
Has to be a shitty EA game atleast.

>>723741685
It has to be or it's Bioshock

>>723741509
Banjo Tooie.

>get into a fight with a fucking monster in the alley way next to a bar
>wake up in hospital
>ugly fucking midget takes you to hell
>learn you're a god child
>fuck shit up
>kill your boyfriend
>lel restore order

>>723741922
Actually, no.

>mix drinks
>change lives

>Goto place
>They kill your pet
>you kill all of them but lose your self
>have sex with a rabbit in the end because humans are all dead.

>>723741984
An average Friday night?

>>723741954
Forgot to mention

>big tittied goth girl

>>723741984

Bartender Simulator 2016

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>>723742052
>fucking a rabbit in the end
what?

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>>723741933
Correct!

I'm glad somebody got it :)

>>723741841
Gex?

>King murdered
>Nasty fucks crawling out of portals
>Some random priest fucker turns into a god at the end

>>723741984
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action

Never played it, knew it somehow..

>>723742119
It's Categorised as a Classic Game now.

Yet the original ending was altered there was even a movie which was banned then remade.

>Dragons
>Classes
>Big area

>>723742056
yeah but that's not a game

>>723742115
well fuck apparently people have called it that, you're right.

>>723742240
yeah

Easy Mode

>Cry
>Die
>Repeat

>builds up rep on the streets
>final boss is a woman

>>723742119
Is this like a roger rabbit thing?

>locked away for years because your too dangerous
>hell breaks loose (literally) and they release you to stop it
>Fucking murder everything in your path

>>723742352
Tamagotchi

>>723742213
Warcraft 2 tides of Dorkness

>>723740353
Smt dds?

>>723742169
Yes!

>>723742384
Doom 4?

>>723742286
Shit refer to
>>723742377

>>723742291
Dragon's Crown

>>723742408
Not quite. Came out in the last 5 years

>>723739429
>Start off with a shitty weapon that can kill anyone

>Couple mission later get a better weapon that can still kill anyone.

>Run around fighting and killing enemies until you encounter this big motherfucker on a giant red fast as hell horse who one shots you

>Rage and restart mission and avoid big motherfucker all together

>TFW only third mission

>TFW you beat him a few missions later and he's weak as shit on them

>>723742384
doom

>>723742352
BloodSouls

>>723742352
Dark souls. Get gud anon.

> Ur red pone
> fuk other pones
> get fukt instead

>>723742213
Warcraft 3?

>>723742483
Nope

>>723739429
>eat all the things
>get chased by ghosts
>take mysterious pill so you can eat the ghosts
>play game while eating pizza

>guy keeps dumping garbage next to your front door
>find his dog along the road in the middle of nowhere one day
>bring it back to him
>gave me a can of gas for it

>>723742498
Nope

>>723742443
>>723742477
Aye. Rip and tear

>>723742559
pac man

>>723742384
Hello Kitty Big City Dreams

>>723742410
Nope

>>723739429
FC1

>>723742352
Binding Of Isaac

>>723741352
Undertale?

>>723742669
It's not Farcry, apparently. In my opinion, OP got it wrong.

>>723741367
Killer 7?

>>723739945
Skyrim

>>723742052
>>723742119
>>723742286
>>723742377
>>723742446


This is the answer but he went for someone elses shit.

>>723742477

>>723740498
BRINK?

>>723742669
>>723742776
It's Dying Light

>>723742736
Bingo.

>>723741367
Sounds like Pulp Fiction to be honest.

>>723741750
Actraiser?

>nuclear wasteland
>looking for treasure n shit

>awesome race champ let's put it on YouTube™

>>723742427
Nope

>underwater and shit
>built as fuck divers who travel with their kids
>you get fucked up

>>723742850
No, it's Farcry.

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>>723741127
I'll give a couple more hints:
>Multiplayer
>PC players are usually massive faggots and have their underwear tethered to a Telephone Pole

>>723742983
Easy, BioShock.

>>723742800
Yes. Finally someone responded

>>723742990
>far cry
>ending is tedious
ayyy

>>723739429
>Be a badass demigod in space with other demigods

>Be the one to kill giant monster vagina coming out of earth

>Get summoned by emperor of earth

>Emperor dead you was framed

>Find out wife murdered and daughter kidnapped get attacked by so called demigod brethren

>Go confront commander demigod who shoots you back down to earth and you die

>Wakeup and get vengeance on demigods

>>723742946
Little Big Karting

>o wow what a nice vacation we're having at this hotel
>guess it's not

>>723743100
nope

>have to go to some huge ass castle to stop a neckbeard from bringing a great evil to our world
>music gets tense when torch starts to burn low
>almost every item, npc, and environment feature can kill you

>>723740402
Far cry blood dragon

>>723742907
Nope.

Guess I'll give another hint.

> The peeps wear masks

>>723741005
Dead Space

>>723741367

Hitman

>Get drunk as fuck
>Hallucinate mythological creature
>You have an intense desire to fuck the creature
>Creature says no, but provides you help to fuck other humans
>You get good fuck
>Near the end of the game, you still end up fucking her

Easy mode.

>>723743077
Ayyy it's true though

>>723743123
Ded
I-lahnd

>>723743136
Dankest Dungeon

>Nintendo game
>go on a journey throwing metal balls around, trying to rescue your kidnapped children
>re-released 5 years ago

>>723743123
Dead island

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>>723739945
>sounds like a metal pan hitting something

They've already made a game based off berserk 2016

>>723743136
Amnesia

>almost got to jail
>car accident
> shit happends

>Be a vampire hunter
>Get bitten
>Became a vampire vampire hunter
>Choose to cure yourself or take ultimate power
>Looks like a western

>>723743123
Dead Island?

>>723743136
The souls series

>>723742475
Minecraft

>>723741096
Warriors

>>723739429
Crysis

>>723743185
Does Agent 47 look fucking black to you?

>>723743211
>>723743246
Yep

>>723743228
Glover

>>723743195
Huniepop

>>723743195
Huniepop

>>723743195
Fear 2

>>723743317
Dude's a master of disguise yo

>>723743368
>>723743363
Too easy

> You spend 3/4 of the game wanting to fuck this one chick.
>Turns out she's your daughter.

>throw ball
>intercepted

>>723739429
Dying Light

>>723743377
I want to see Agent 47 trying to be black now.

>>723743258

GTA 3

>>723743423
Bshock infinity

>>723743289
Nope

>>723743360
Nope!

This game was produced by Shigeru Miyamoto.

>>723743423
Too easy, it's fucking Battletoads

>>723739945
Dark Souls

>>723743498
Yup

I'm playing it over again, still fun as fuck.

>>723739429
Crysis 1

>>723743489
>Car Accident
But they blew up a fucking bridge

>>723743317

I don't know i'm not the racist now am I?.

>>723743499
How about minecraft

>>723743423
the last of us

>>723743489
Nah

>>723743093
Asura's Wrath?

>>723740353
Nioh!

>>723742817
Good catch. Stole that description from a mod that silences critical hits.

>>723742936
Borderlands

Nigger steals bike and gangbangs with nigger friends

>>723743642
Haha no nigga

>almost die
>fuck you im not dying
>fuck my wife is dead
>fuck im dead
>im saved

>>723743037
aye

>>723742559
Pacman

>>723742052
I want to know this now, I am curious.

>>723743146
From dust?

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>>723743258
>>723743594

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>>723743709
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
also kek

>Future
>Robots 'n' shit
>Online
>Meme
>Rule34

Difficulty: Medium

>>723743853
Overwatch?

>make character
>get randomly attacked in street
>do job for NPC and get muney
>set up army
>conquer shit

>>723739429
Medal of Honor

>>723743853
OW

> A game about Shipping couples.
> Get sad when they start dying
> The ones that survived long enough get time traveling kids
> They'll probably die as well.

>>723743895
That was fast

>>723743694
Reinstalled after a few years to get more achievements. I'm an assassin, that metal thud is part of my soul

>>723743258
Telltales The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 1

>>723743905
Arma

>gets shot
>let's take on a fucking mansion full of bad guys

>>723742475
Dynasty warriors?

>>723743521
Katamari Damacy?

>>723743905
Mount and blade

>>723743258
The Walking Dead Telltale Game

>>723743834
No is not gta 3

>>723744004
Nop

>>723743722
Painkiller

>>723744060
Ayyyy u get cookie anon

>>723739429
>Start off as invincible motherfucker get attacked by weak motherfuckers

>Kill them

>Get betrayed by motherfucker who tells you to give powers to sword

>Get sent to hell

>Fat old earth bitch helps get back to earth

>Spend entire game killing everything

>>723744011

Every shit resident evil game.

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>>723743811
I thought no one would have gotten it

>>723744056
Nope!

Originally released on the Gameboy.

>asked not to touch anything
>>touch everything

>Friends turn on me
>gotta go beat up old family enemy to get them back on my side
>damn my daughter is beating the shit outta that priest

>>723744122
God of war

>>723744122
The matrix reloaded the Game

>>723744125
it's not RE

>>723744047
Ding ding ding ding! You got it!

>>723743959
Soon as you said meme

>>723744179
Please, Don't Touch Anything

>>723743722
Evryone is Dead and I'm Saved Simulator

>>723743664
Hell yeah

>>723743228
Pikmin!

>>723744179
>Please, Don't Touch Anything
Easy mode

>Hot woman
>Friend gets taken away by demon
>Go to Hell and get her back
>Flashbacks of Mom
>There's a black guy somewhere in that

Easy/Hard mode, depending

>Friends turn on me
>gotta go beat up old family enemy to get them back on my side
>damn my daughter is beating the shit outta that priest
Nobody even gonna try?

>>723744422
Dante's inferno?

>Prisoner on ship
>Arrive in new land as an outsider
>Fellow prisoner becomes a saint later
>You go around doing quests and shit

>angry
>like really angry
>kill gods
>become god
>die

>>723744104
Nah bruh

>>723744475
Clue: I meant you PLAY as a hot woman

>>723739782
Lethal League

>>723740498
obduction?

>>723744341
Nope!

>Shigeru Miyamoto produced it
>Originally on the Gameboy
>Currently available on Virtual Console
>Not particularly well known, but a solid game nonetheless

Apologies if I've made this too obscure! It was one of my favorite games as a kid.

>>723744539
Bayonetta

>dreams
>blocks
>sheep
>like a dozen different endings. (exaggeration)

>>723744526
God of war

>>723744422
Blood Rayne?

>throw money at stripper
>dodge items and surly bouncers

>>723744228
Man Fuck Lu Bu.

>you are a thing
>you can color and give your thing stuff
>it's free
>it's on console and on pc

>>723744557
>>723742842


>>723741811

>>723743958
Need another hint?

> Oh right there's a war going on.
> One kid is reaaaallly fucking flat chested for a chick.

>have pistol, shotgun, and flamethrower
>flamethrower is the only weapon that matters

>>723744593
We have a WinRAR!

>>723744559
Mole mania?

>>723743984
You won

>>723744793
>also takes place on space station

>be doggo
>press buttons
>make nigger music

>amnesia
>your friends and allies pretend not to know you
>going to hell forever is the best ending

>crash on earth
>team up with foe
>destroy jewelery

>>723744955
Alien Isolation
EZ

>>723744955
Predator Isolation

>>723744966
PaRappa?

>>723744966
Parappa

>>723745035
>PaRappa?
yeah lol

>>723745002
>>723745035
yep, too easy

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>>723744888
Yes!

Such a fun game. I've still never managed to beat it though...it gets really hard in the later levels.

>>723743759
Seriously though, you willing to go on and tell?

>go to island w/ some friends
>accidentally open ghost rift

>>723745117
I had to dig deep in Wikipedia to find a suitable candidate kek.

>>723739854
portal 2?

>>723745193
Sorry to put you through that anon!

I'm glad that you got it though :)

>>723744517
>Load of dark-skinned people too

Here's an easy one.

> Everyone got pissed off the Badass got replaced by a Pussy after the prologue.
> Now you're stuck in the middle of buttfuck no where slipping on bird shit

>>723744517
Oldest book MCMXVIII:yesterdaybreeze

>>723742946
Dirt 3/showdown?

>norse badass
>chop off limbs
>capture settlement
>chop off limbs
>capture settlement
>chop off limbs
>capture settlement

>>723744594
No one? This was easy.

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>>723739894
>Nope

>>723745471
Catherine?

>what started as a semi-serious series turned into this
>became the president just in time for Independence Day 2 Electric Boogaloo
>your dead friend came back because it turns out he wasn't actually killed in the last game, aliens happenned
>at this point you're hardly phased because shit is getting fucking weird
>for example one of the DLC is literally rescuing santa claus
>spin off game involves your not-dead friend rescuing you from Satan himself

>>723745471
Cathrene

>>723745555
Yes.
Also, nice quads. Checked.

>>723745570
saints row IV

>>723745628
Yes.

>>723745570
Saints Row

>>723742936
Emission eminent.