Vague video game descriptions cont
>parachute
>fuck up landing
>ending is tedious
>>723739429
Far cry 3
>Tall Uncle Fester looking fuck chases you around the second playthrough
>your friend pulls a prank
>it may get everyone killed
>psyco awesome face
>black naruto
>EASY PREY
>wake up
>go back to sleep again
>wake up again
>go outside to find something
>end up blowing it up
>>723739429
>the game is called Half-life 2
Bet you faggots can't figure this out
>>723739613
Nope
>repeatedly click on things
>end of the game is 2hr video on masturbation
>>723739870
Nope
>successful sneak attack has an inexplicable fail sound that sounds like a metal pan hitting something
>>723739894
It is though
>can open boxes
>decide to fight aliens
>>723739932
Sakura Clicker?
>>723739985
It isnt
>>723740042
Yeah except that it is
>>723740042
Farcry 4
>>723739854
fallout
>>723740092
Nope lmao
You're kinda close though. Similar game.
>>723739429
MGS3
>>723740184
Nope
>dead woman comes back to life
>seeks to restore her body at the expense of others
>two protagonists seek vengeance for their dead friend
>released more than 15 years ago
>roughly 1.5 million in sales
>>723740239
just cause 3
> Conveyor belts: The game
This should be hella easy
>Jap game
>Fighting lots of Jewish mythology bullshit
>>723740304
Think far cry crossed with borderlands and another genre I can't really disclose.
>be soldier
>have all weapons taken
>NEON SIGNS FOR EVERY ACTION
>REDUNDANT GAMEPLAY
>POINTLESS PLOT
>CASH GRAB
>>723739750
Until dawn
>>723740344
DOOM 2016
>Some place that we don't care about is getting destroyed
>Refugees come to our planet
>They cannot contain their barbaric ways and start to slaughter us
>We fight back, but some people think that it's wrong despite the refugees attacking us first
>The refugees start their own government
>The refugees build their own militia
>We're all trying to work towards a common cause, but the refugees can't keep their weapons in their pants
Guess.
>>723740152
Yep
>>723740402
Every shooter ever.
>>723740498
BREXIT
>>723740484
You'd be Right
Except it isn't
>>723740498
Borderlands?
>>723740571
Quake is not this.
>>723740441
Yes
>>723740498
United States of America
>>723740604
Kek
>>723740664
I stand by my post. You can't stop me.
>>723740498
>>723740498
Red Faction game or Defiance.
>>723740498
Your imagination?
>>723739429
Far cry 2
>>723739429
Ghost Recon Wildlands?
>>723740805
It's not far cry holy fuck
>>723740871
Are you completely sure, Anon?
>>723740498
Avatar
>We've captured a command post.
>We've lost a command post... fight for it.
>Stay clear of the hero men... he works alone.
>Their numbers are dwindling.
>>723739429
Far Cry?
>>723740344
factorio
>Be in space ship
>FLASHING ALERT
>Everyone is dead
>must save universe from great evil
>Your genes are the only answer
>travel about fucking aliens everywhere
NOT HALO
>>723739429
Crysis?
>Jump off cliff becuz sad
>Become god
>Work on your shitty tan up in heaven
>during WW1 all of the German snipers were actually black.
OP here
Since you fucks can't guess and I need to sleep I'm gonna give you one more clue and if you don't get it fuck you
Far cry crossed with borderlands crossed with dead island.
>>723741003
Yup
>>723740871
Pretty sure it's far cry primal.
>>723741005
Ass Affect
>>723739429
>Wake up in prison from a coma caused from you blowing up town.
>Escape with guy who becomes friend then dies later on.
>Become leader of gang and fight to take over city again.
>TFW a mute at first but now won't shut the fuck up.
>>723741020
God of war
>three fucks find some drink
>guy 2 gets pissed at guy 1 for taking his drink
>fucking world war 3
>drink is flat
>guy 1 says to stop
>some faggot makes it worse
Guess
>>Vines try to grab you from Below
>> walk right and see a scary boar type creature in the background
>>723740989
Every shit tier game by THQ they claimed was an RTS.
YES WARHAMMER GAMES YOU
>>723741097
ya man
>>723741045
Far island?
>>723741045
The Division
>>723741045
Dying Light?
Are you sure this isn't Far Cry?
>>723741096
Saints Row 2?
>>723740989
Battlefront 2
>>723741174
Star Wars Battlefront 2?
>>723739429
https://youtu.be/ccjofBuITnA
norway bukkake
>>723741096
Lol, playing that game right meow. Just finished the ronin now im working on the african drug lord
>>723739429
far cry 2?
>>723740604
Kek
>>723740642
Nope
>>723740673
LUL
>>723740779
Nope
>>723740797
No, but sometimes I wish it was
>>723740976
Said video games, but nice shot
>>723741141
Fail
>>723741244
Yes
>>723741235
YES Dying Light finally
>>723741036
(((Battlefield 1)))
>>723741127
Battlefield 4
>>723739429
Brothers in Arms Road to Hill 30
>>723741045
Garfield kart?
>cancerous fanbase
>semi nostalgic
>>723740272
Medevil?
This one I'm give away
>black assassin
>Briefcase
>Two siblings go on heists
>Have a giggle each time they swipe something
>>723741306
>New DLC has a shit ton of black French soldiers
I wonder if 75% of Russia is black?
>>723741036
BF1
>>723741352
minecraft
>>723741352
Every RPG ever.
>>723741332
No you fucking retard
It was Dying Light
One person got it
Fuck you all.
>>723741268
>>723741235
Hell yeah best one they had made.
>>723741365
Nope.
It's an N64 game.
>>723741460
Kek
>>723741506
You're goddamn right it is.
>>723739429
This one's easy asf
>"Do you know the definition of Insanity?"
>>723741624
Half Life 1?
>>723741624
IT'S NOT FAR CRY
>>723741499
Oh well, apologies I never played it. Looked kinda shitty tbh.
>Find a Chest filled with weapons can only choose one
>go on a quest that never ends.
>ending is shit
>>723741506
> You're a God
> You have to protect your people
> With Kites
>>723739429
Dying Light. Easy.
>>723741313
Nope
>>723741750
Whoops ignore the reply
>>723741277
Answer:
[spoiler]Lok'Tar[/spoiler]
>a lizard
>has glasses
>mfw this shit was not for kids
>>723741750
INDIAN OF WAR
>>723741811
Shit, I should've guessed earlier.
>>723741759
Has to be a shitty EA game atleast.
>>723741685
It has to be or it's Bioshock
>>723741509
Banjo Tooie.
>get into a fight with a fucking monster in the alley way next to a bar
>wake up in hospital
>ugly fucking midget takes you to hell
>learn you're a god child
>fuck shit up
>kill your boyfriend
>lel restore order
>>723741922
Actually, no.
>mix drinks
>change lives
>Goto place
>They kill your pet
>you kill all of them but lose your self
>have sex with a rabbit in the end because humans are all dead.
>>723741984
An average Friday night?
>>723741954
Forgot to mention
>big tittied goth girl
>>723741984
Bartender Simulator 2016
>>723742052
>fucking a rabbit in the end
what?
>>723741933
Correct!
I'm glad somebody got it :)
>>723741841
Gex?
>King murdered
>Nasty fucks crawling out of portals
>Some random priest fucker turns into a god at the end
>>723741984
VA-11 Hall-A: Cyberpunk Bartender Action
Never played it, knew it somehow..
>>723742119
It's Categorised as a Classic Game now.
Yet the original ending was altered there was even a movie which was banned then remade.
>Dragons
>Classes
>Big area
>>723742056
yeah but that's not a game
>>723742115
well fuck apparently people have called it that, you're right.
>>723742240
yeah
Easy Mode
>Cry
>Die
>Repeat
>builds up rep on the streets
>final boss is a woman
>>723742119
Is this like a roger rabbit thing?
>locked away for years because your too dangerous
>hell breaks loose (literally) and they release you to stop it
>Fucking murder everything in your path
>>723742352
Tamagotchi
>>723742213
Warcraft 2 tides of Dorkness
>>723740353
Smt dds?
>>723742169
Yes!
>>723742384
Doom 4?
>>723742286
Shit refer to
>>723742377
>>723742291
Dragon's Crown
>>723742408
Not quite. Came out in the last 5 years
>>723739429
>Start off with a shitty weapon that can kill anyone
>Couple mission later get a better weapon that can still kill anyone.
>Run around fighting and killing enemies until you encounter this big motherfucker on a giant red fast as hell horse who one shots you
>Rage and restart mission and avoid big motherfucker all together
>TFW only third mission
>TFW you beat him a few missions later and he's weak as shit on them
>>723742384
doom
>>723742352
BloodSouls
>>723742352
Dark souls. Get gud anon.
> Ur red pone
> fuk other pones
> get fukt instead
>>723742213
Warcraft 3?
>>723742483
Nope
>>723739429
>eat all the things
>get chased by ghosts
>take mysterious pill so you can eat the ghosts
>play game while eating pizza
>guy keeps dumping garbage next to your front door
>find his dog along the road in the middle of nowhere one day
>bring it back to him
>gave me a can of gas for it
>>723742498
Nope
>>723742443
>>723742477
Aye. Rip and tear
>>723742559
pac man
>>723742384
Hello Kitty Big City Dreams
>>723742410
Nope
>>723739429
FC1
>>723742352
Binding Of Isaac
>>723741352
Undertale?
>>723742669
It's not Farcry, apparently. In my opinion, OP got it wrong.
>>723741367
Killer 7?
>>723739945
Skyrim
>>723742052
>>723742119
>>723742286
>>723742377
>>723742446
This is the answer but he went for someone elses shit.
>>723742477
>>723740498
BRINK?
>>723742669
>>723742776
It's Dying Light
>>723742736
Bingo.
>>723741367
Sounds like Pulp Fiction to be honest.
>>723741750
Actraiser?
>nuclear wasteland
>looking for treasure n shit
>awesome race champ let's put it on YouTubeâ„¢
>>723742427
Nope
>underwater and shit
>built as fuck divers who travel with their kids
>you get fucked up
>>723742850
No, it's Farcry.
>>723741127
I'll give a couple more hints:
>Multiplayer
>PC players are usually massive faggots and have their underwear tethered to a Telephone Pole
>>723742983
Easy, BioShock.
>>723742800
Yes. Finally someone responded
>>723742990
>far cry
>ending is tedious
ayyy
>>723739429
>Be a badass demigod in space with other demigods
>Be the one to kill giant monster vagina coming out of earth
>Get summoned by emperor of earth
>Emperor dead you was framed
>Find out wife murdered and daughter kidnapped get attacked by so called demigod brethren
>Go confront commander demigod who shoots you back down to earth and you die
>Wakeup and get vengeance on demigods
>>723742946
Little Big Karting
>o wow what a nice vacation we're having at this hotel
>guess it's not
>>723743100
nope
>have to go to some huge ass castle to stop a neckbeard from bringing a great evil to our world
>music gets tense when torch starts to burn low
>almost every item, npc, and environment feature can kill you
>>723740402
Far cry blood dragon
>>723742907
Nope.
Guess I'll give another hint.
> The peeps wear masks
>>723741005
Dead Space
>>723741367
Hitman
>Get drunk as fuck
>Hallucinate mythological creature
>You have an intense desire to fuck the creature
>Creature says no, but provides you help to fuck other humans
>You get good fuck
>Near the end of the game, you still end up fucking her
Easy mode.
>>723743077
Ayyy it's true though
>>723743123
Ded
I-lahnd
>>723743136
Dankest Dungeon
>Nintendo game
>go on a journey throwing metal balls around, trying to rescue your kidnapped children
>re-released 5 years ago
>>723743123
Dead island
>>723739945
>sounds like a metal pan hitting something
They've already made a game based off berserk 2016
>>723743136
Amnesia
>almost got to jail
>car accident
> shit happends
>Be a vampire hunter
>Get bitten
>Became a vampire vampire hunter
>Choose to cure yourself or take ultimate power
>Looks like a western
>>723743123
Dead Island?
>>723743136
The souls series
>>723742475
Minecraft
>>723741096
Warriors
>>723739429
Crysis
>>723743185
Does Agent 47 look fucking black to you?
>>723743228
Glover
>>723743195
Huniepop
>>723743195
Huniepop
>>723743195
Fear 2
>>723743317
Dude's a master of disguise yo
>>723743368
>>723743363
Too easy
> You spend 3/4 of the game wanting to fuck this one chick.
>Turns out she's your daughter.
>throw ball
>intercepted
>>723739429
Dying Light
>>723743377
I want to see Agent 47 trying to be black now.
>>723743258
GTA 3
>>723743423
Bshock infinity
>>723743289
Nope
>>723743360
Nope!
This game was produced by Shigeru Miyamoto.
>>723743423
Too easy, it's fucking Battletoads
>>723739945
Dark Souls
>>723743498
Yup
I'm playing it over again, still fun as fuck.
>>723739429
Crysis 1
>>723743489
>Car Accident
But they blew up a fucking bridge
>>723743317
I don't know i'm not the racist now am I?.
>>723743499
How about minecraft
>>723743423
the last of us
>>723743489
Nah
>>723743093
Asura's Wrath?
>>723740353
Nioh!
>>723742817
Good catch. Stole that description from a mod that silences critical hits.
>>723742936
Borderlands
Nigger steals bike and gangbangs with nigger friends
>>723743642
Haha no nigga
>almost die
>fuck you im not dying
>fuck my wife is dead
>fuck im dead
>im saved
>>723743037
aye
>>723742559
Pacman
>>723742052
I want to know this now, I am curious.
>>723743146
From dust?
>>723743258
>>723743594
>>723743709
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
also kek
>Future
>Robots 'n' shit
>Online
>Meme
>Rule34
Difficulty: Medium
>>723743853
Overwatch?
>make character
>get randomly attacked in street
>do job for NPC and get muney
>set up army
>conquer shit
>>723739429
Medal of Honor
> A game about Shipping couples.
> Get sad when they start dying
> The ones that survived long enough get time traveling kids
> They'll probably die as well.
>>723743895
That was fast
>>723743694
Reinstalled after a few years to get more achievements. I'm an assassin, that metal thud is part of my soul
>>723743258
Telltales The Walking Dead, Season 1 Episode 1
>>723743905
Arma
>gets shot
>let's take on a fucking mansion full of bad guys
>>723742475
Dynasty warriors?
>>723743521
Katamari Damacy?
>>723743905
Mount and blade
>>723743258
The Walking Dead Telltale Game
>>723743834
No is not gta 3
>>723744004
Nop
>>723743722
Painkiller
>>723744060
Ayyyy u get cookie anon
>>723739429
>Start off as invincible motherfucker get attacked by weak motherfuckers
>Kill them
>Get betrayed by motherfucker who tells you to give powers to sword
>Get sent to hell
>Fat old earth bitch helps get back to earth
>Spend entire game killing everything
>>723744011
Every shit resident evil game.
>>723743811
I thought no one would have gotten it
>>723744056
Nope!
Originally released on the Gameboy.
>asked not to touch anything
>>touch everything
>Friends turn on me
>gotta go beat up old family enemy to get them back on my side
>damn my daughter is beating the shit outta that priest
>>723744122
God of war
>>723744122
The matrix reloaded the Game
>>723744125
it's not RE
>>723744047
Ding ding ding ding! You got it!
>>723743959
Soon as you said meme
>>723744179
Please, Don't Touch Anything
>>723743722
Evryone is Dead and I'm Saved Simulator
>>723743664
Hell yeah
>>723743228
Pikmin!
>>723744179
>Please, Don't Touch Anything
Easy mode
>Hot woman
>Friend gets taken away by demon
>Go to Hell and get her back
>Flashbacks of Mom
>There's a black guy somewhere in that
Easy/Hard mode, depending
>Friends turn on me
>gotta go beat up old family enemy to get them back on my side
>damn my daughter is beating the shit outta that priest
Nobody even gonna try?
>>723744422
Dante's inferno?
>Prisoner on ship
>Arrive in new land as an outsider
>Fellow prisoner becomes a saint later
>You go around doing quests and shit
>angry
>like really angry
>kill gods
>become god
>die
>>723744104
Nah bruh
>>723744475
Clue: I meant you PLAY as a hot woman
>>723739782
Lethal League
>>723740498
obduction?
>>723744341
Nope!
>Shigeru Miyamoto produced it
>Originally on the Gameboy
>Currently available on Virtual Console
>Not particularly well known, but a solid game nonetheless
Apologies if I've made this too obscure! It was one of my favorite games as a kid.
>>723744539
Bayonetta
>dreams
>blocks
>sheep
>like a dozen different endings. (exaggeration)
>>723744526
God of war
>>723744422
Blood Rayne?
>throw money at stripper
>dodge items and surly bouncers
>>723744228
Man Fuck Lu Bu.
>you are a thing
>you can color and give your thing stuff
>it's free
>it's on console and on pc
>>723743958
Need another hint?
> Oh right there's a war going on.
> One kid is reaaaallly fucking flat chested for a chick.
>have pistol, shotgun, and flamethrower
>flamethrower is the only weapon that matters
>>723744593
We have a WinRAR!
>>723744559
Mole mania?
>>723743984
You won
>>723744793
>also takes place on space station
>be doggo
>press buttons
>make nigger music
>amnesia
>your friends and allies pretend not to know you
>going to hell forever is the best ending
>crash on earth
>team up with foe
>destroy jewelery
>>723744955
Alien Isolation
EZ
>>723744955
Predator Isolation
>>723744966
PaRappa?
>>723744966
Parappa
>>723745035
>PaRappa?
yeah lol
>>723745002
>>723745035
yep, too easy
>>723744888
Yes!
Such a fun game. I've still never managed to beat it though...it gets really hard in the later levels.
>>723743759
Seriously though, you willing to go on and tell?
>go to island w/ some friends
>accidentally open ghost rift
>>723745117
I had to dig deep in Wikipedia to find a suitable candidate kek.
>>723739854
portal 2?
>>723745193
Sorry to put you through that anon!
I'm glad that you got it though :)
>>723744517
>Load of dark-skinned people too
Here's an easy one.
> Everyone got pissed off the Badass got replaced by a Pussy after the prologue.
> Now you're stuck in the middle of buttfuck no where slipping on bird shit
>>723744517
Oldest book MCMXVIII:yesterdaybreeze
>>723742946
Dirt 3/showdown?
>norse badass
>chop off limbs
>capture settlement
>chop off limbs
>capture settlement
>chop off limbs
>capture settlement
>>723744594
No one? This was easy.
>>723739894
>Nope
>>723745471
Catherine?
>what started as a semi-serious series turned into this
>became the president just in time for Independence Day 2 Electric Boogaloo
>your dead friend came back because it turns out he wasn't actually killed in the last game, aliens happenned
>at this point you're hardly phased because shit is getting fucking weird
>for example one of the DLC is literally rescuing santa claus
>spin off game involves your not-dead friend rescuing you from Satan himself
>>723745471
Cathrene
>>723745555
Yes.
Also, nice quads. Checked.
>>723745570
saints row IV
>>723745628
Yes.
>>723745570
Saints Row
>>723742936
Emission eminent.