/b/ life hacks thread

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HOLY SHIT THIS WORKS

>>723738635
Mods
You sick fuck

Ha! I have elongated Tendons so I can have instant Orgasms whenever I want without snapping those tendons! Bow down to my mighty cum fountain!

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>>723738635
when you go for walking but you pizza on a pony so you no hold boxes


u r welcome

buzzkill mcfuck here : dont do it you'll break some tendies.

>>7237386350
FUCK my hands ¡¡¡¡ im criying right know=(

>>723739826
to be fair anyone that actually tries this thinking that it won't hurt is just fucking stupid

>>723738635
I literally died after I tried that.

>>723739982
Not true. Not knowing something someone else knows isn't a sign of stupidity. Just ignorance.

But for real, people. This will fuck your shit up. Do not try OP

>>723739994
nice quad
i dont get snap ur boner down

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Yo

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am i doing it wrong or what? This doesnt do anything to me. Am i supposed to be doing this to my dick or does this hurt my hand? Hello? Help

>>723741157
WTF is that image?

>>723740856
I find I microwave my spoon for 2 minutes to really get that ice cream out!

>>723738635
I remember that I got somebody to do this in school.