ITT >describe your sex life with a movie title

>>723729327
Much Ado About Nothing

>>723729327
The Dead Zone

The Force Awakens

Turbo

Superbad

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Creep

>>723729327

Kiki's Delivery Service

>>723729327
12 years a slave

The 40yo Virgin

Gone in 60 seconds

Gone in 60 seconds

>>723729974
Underrated.

The Seven Year Itch

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the black hole

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Toy Story

>>723729974
i don't get it. do you stick brooms in weird places?

>>723729327
Lone Survivor

split

>>723729327
Lady and the Tramp
:(

The Room

>>723729327
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

>>723730660

Yes

The Void

Panic Room

The Pacifier

Wanchorman

I Stand Alone

>>723729327
fuck off g hannelius guy

Ex Machina

>>723729327
WWII in color

>>723729327
A Beautiful Lie

There Will Be Blood

3 Men and a Baby

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>>723729327
The lord of the rings - the return of the king

>>723731113
"there were quads.... almost"

Spaceballs

Alien

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>>723729327
cowboy bebop

Watchmen

Boss Nigger

>>723729327
Inside out

>>723729327
My Life as a Zucchini

Creep

>>723729327
the mystery man

>>723729327
Requiem for a dream

Raw

The Fighter

Duck Soup

Catch That Kid

The nightmare before christmas

Oldboy

Hell's Kitchen

The Hunt

The thing

Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares

No cuntry for old men

As Good As It Gets

Subway

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The Thing.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close

Even Dwarfs Started Small

Roger and Me

despicable me

>>723729327

Hmm, I don't have one, can someone help me find a movie title that instills the fact that my only sexual encounter was with a woman who was cheating on her wife, and she was about 350 pounds, when she first saw my dick I said "It's too small isn't it." and then when she blew me, I could feel her teeth ripping against my dick.

What movie describes that?

>>723732981
Teeth

>>723733051


I want something that encompasses her being a fat lesbian though.

Free Willy uses Teeth on the Animal Farm?

Ramsay's Hotel Nightmares

Don't tell mom the babysitters dead.

>>723729327
alone in the dark

>>723729327
Who killed captain alex?

>>723732981
Dakka dakka dakka! WAAAGH! THE ORKS! WAAAGH!

>>723729327
A Sad State of Affairs

Lord of the rings

>>723733730
>>723733730

If that's a real movie name, you win sir. You win.

>>723733625
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZXqkgFegLQ

Toy Story

12 Monkeys

Marathon Man

>>723734118
Kek

>>723733858
>If that's a real movie name
Do you not know how to use Google or something?

White Chicks

Frailty

Tombstone

True Lies

Titanic

Mortuary

>>723729327
Spanking the Monkey
(Can't believe no one took that yet)

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>>723733858
such a fucking heretic

Law Abiding Citizen.

In the sense that I wish I could explode on to a whole bunch of ladies but I always end up exploding on myself.

>>723734188

>It's 2017

>That's not even 2016 or 2018. It's 2017 man...

I'm lazy. Sorry nigger.

Brokeback Mountain

Contracted

>>723729327
12 angry men

Rise of Evil

Heat

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Zootopia

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Gay Niggers From Outer Space
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncwCETyQlk

>>723734398
Damn straight you're sorry. If you don't improve, our sex life will only be described by the film "28 days later" because that's how long it'll take for you to be able to walk again.

>>723729327
Toy Story

>>723729876
Kek

Freddy Got Fingered

I'm ashamed /b/ didn't use this one already.

>>723734716
Milo is that you?

>>723729327
Me, Myself and Irene

>>723729327
Once Upon A Time In Mexico

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>>723734881

There will be blood

>>723734323
You are fucking your mom?

Tell us.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Oze

no fast and furious
am disappoint

>>723734734
Can't threaten me with a good time.

>>723729327
Cool Hand Luke

Sharknado

>>723729327
Snatch

>>723729327
Die Hard

Warm Bodies, Baby Cart,

or the French classic:

Mon Oncle (My Uncle)

Mon

Split

>>723734881
I much prefer Men Heroes and Gay Nazis, Darling.

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>>723735256
O_O.......

>>723729327
Driving Miss Daisy

>>723735148
The damage will be...Irreversible

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>>723735533

Grease

>>723735533

Meh, I'll just collect disability and call you once every 28 days

>>723735652
Once I...Enter the void.

Bad Grandpa

Knocked Up

>>723735971
Piss of, cunt

>>723732981
Norbit

House of 1000 Corpses

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>>723735834

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>>723732981
An ugly fat lesbian sex encounter?
Exit to Eden

Fat Man and Little Boy

>>723729327

Fight club

>>723736472
How...How did you know?

>>723736472
Lol, oh shit, thought this was a different thread I was in...derp.

>>723729327
Tommyboy

>>723729327
The emoj move (cuz it doesn't exist yet, it will be terrible and only I will remember it)

Split

Shrek 3

Rage

>>723729327

The Never-starting Story

Groundhog Day

Testing ping

12 Angry Men

Jaws

>Discount rhythm heaven game from almost a decade ago

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Nothing

Fuck wrong thread

She's Too Young

>>723729327
Home Alone

>>723735221
kek

welp no ones said it yet so I will
101 Dalmatians

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>>723729327

>>723729465
this

>>723738557
accurate

Who framed Roger Rabbit!

In time...

>>723729327
All Dogs Go To Heaven

The never ending story.

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Pixels

"Her"

A dogs purpose

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Sausage party

>>723740672
>pixels
>they're actually 3d
>pixels and picture(2d image) +element
>3d equivalent is called voxel, not struxel
SO
MANY
PEEVES

>>723729327
Alone

O brother. where art thou?

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Whats a movie that describes me losing my virginity at 18 in a subway fast food restaraunt bathroom and not having sex even till the age of 20?

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>>723740966
LMFAOOOOO I said pixels because i use snapchat to jag off with a girl from Australia and another from Texas.

snatch