I made a homemade dildo Am i a faggot?

>>723723747
yes

>>723723747
Le Fag

>>723723747
Do you want ass cancer? You just prevented it

Well if you use it, yes

>>723724464
I haven't used it yet
>>723724408
Does this mean that i should use it?

let us see it

>>723724798
Are you sure your ready for this?

>>723724906
yes

>>723723747
Post image

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>>723724993

>>723725149
Jesus. Buy an aneros

No you are not. Getting fucked in the ass by a man is.

I have a few dildo`s. And im straight.

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>>723725149
WHat the fuck is that made out of? A condom and flour?

>>723725149
I am at a fucking loss for words rn.

>>723725149
wtf is that?

>>723725149
Fucking kek

>>723725149
>get ready to be on leddit

>>723725149
Is that scotch tape

>>723725323
post more pics, wanna see the top

>>723725149
HOLY FUCK.

>WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN, CANNOT BE UNSEEN!

>>723725278
>>723725411
Its clay, a rubber glove and a bottle of fish tank chemicals

>>723725509
Anon...

>>723725509
Are...are the chemicals still in the bottle?

>>723725466
That's not how you greentext.

I mostly lurk, rarely ever post, but your ignorance made me post.

That's not how you fucking greentext, get out.

>>723725509
I hope those chemicals explode in your ass when you cum, ya degenerate fuck.

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>>723725509
Well... Err.. You sure are resourceful anon

>>723725509
>fish tank chemicals
wtf do you actually want to poison yourself?

>>723725509
Pottery an art perfected over the centuries
>anon uses it to make a faggot device

>>723725149
>>723723747
Include me in the screencap

>>723725669
Or the original guys carved many dicks

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>>723725509
>a bottle of fish tank chemicals

>>723725509
Answer me...are the chemicals still in the bottle

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POST A PICTURE OF YOU USING IT

>>723725841
Yes but the bottle is closed

If anyone gets trips, will you stick it up your ass?

>>723725509

>>723725149
>>723725509
someone screencap this

>>723726003
Ahhhhhhhhhhh you fucking retard
Kek Maximus

IF DUBS PUT IT IN YOUR ASS, ANON POST PIC

Put me in Le screencap

Dubs put it in ur butt

>>723726088
>>723726257

WinRaR

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>>723725886

more pics!

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>>723725149

Most retarded shit ever, why not just a carrot?

>>723726293
>this is a real thing that is happening

>>723726293
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I'll be the one to say it since everyone else distracted by your shitty craftsmanship - it is gay to want to put stuff up your butt.

Always ask yourself this - what would John Wayne do? Do you think John Wayne would put that thing you made up his butt? No, he would not. And neither should you.

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>>723726293

>>723726003
>>723723747
>>723725149
>>723725509
2/26/17 the day anon made a dildo

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STOP THIS MADNESS RIGHT NOW

>>723726293
It's habbening

>>723726293
>>723726293
lovely

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>>723725149
>>723726293
fucking hell, include me in the screencap

>>723725149
is that a pipe bomb?

>>723726293
I better be in the fucking screencap

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>>723725509
>fish tank chemicals

fucken lost it. where the fuck do you get the idea to stick fish chemicals into your boy pussy

also rarest pepe for screencap

>>723726589
shut up newfag

>>723724340
I was the second one to reply. Lemme be in the screencap

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>>723726293
Holy fuck op really is a faggot

>>723725149

You're literally retarded

LMAO @ HISTORY BEING MADE

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>>723726293
that is how you get aids

That depends, is it for you?

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Good god no please make it stop

>>723726293
STOP

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>>723723747
just buy a bodysafe one for like 15 bucks you poverty stricken nigger

moar op
suck that homemade dildo

>>723727128
Needs a bit more context

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What am I witnessing?

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>>723727128

that screen cap sucks. try again

>be op
>sohorny.jpeg
>all i have is clay a rubber glove and a bottle of fish chemicals that i use to clean my fishtank
>geniusidea.png
>bettergettowork.iso
>finally manage to put together a dildo with the help of friends and family
>cant wait to shove it up my pooper
>but first need to make sure its not gay
>make thread on 4 chan asking if gay
>mfw people making fun of my hard work

>>723725149
Pvc pipe
Meat
Condom
????

>>723727650
clay,rubber glove, fish chemical bottle(chemicals still in it)

>>723725149
OP, you need to make sure you have a way to keep it from going all the way in, if it all goes in your ass you'll have to go to the hospital to get it out.

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>>723725149
what the FUCK

>>723727863
or you'll have to learn fisting crash course style

>>723727589
Kek include this in the screencap

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>>723726293
Please do not

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>>723725149
What even

In Holland you can do a workshop dildo making.

>>723727589
put me on leddit

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>>723725149
WHAT THE FUCK

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>>723726293
seriously?

>>723725149
>>723725149
Me in screencap pls

>>723728131
It's reddit you weeeetard

>>723726293
Any video of use anon?

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>>723725509
>bottle of fish tank chemicals

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>>723725149
Oh Shit hes got a fucking pipe bomb.

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>>723726293

>>723728131
>>723728328

you two should follow op's plan and fuck yourselves

>>723725509
Saw an episode of forensic files, I think fish tank chemicals to clean the fish tank is poisonous.
im not even sure but meh.

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>>723727589
>finally manage to put together a dildo with the help of friends and family
kek

>>723726293
what in the fuck dude that thing could be poisonous ah never mind too late.

>>723727589
>>mfw
you're supposed to put a picture if you say mfw.

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>>723728582
the family that splays together stays together

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>>723725149
>>723726293
time stamp

>>723728814
sorry am newfag
please teach me the ways of /b/

>>723723747
>Been thinking all day about dicks
>Should I make a dildo ?
>Make homemade dildo with pvc tube and for some reason fish tank chemicals
>Better ask /b/ if this makes me a faggot?
>Sticking it up the ass almost whole way
Seriously if that doesn t make you a faggot im not sure what it would make you one.

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>>723725149
>>723726293
god has abandoned us

>>723729313
>mfw people cant even want to do more like than ever
L O L

>>723726293
Look anon, I know a lot of people in this thread are making fun of you, and perhaps rightfully so. But you did display some pretty clever ingenuity when it came to sticking things up your butt. So the real question is, how did it feel? When you slid that thing up your ass did it tickle your insides the way you hoped it would?

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>>723725149
>>723726293
not ok

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reluctantly wanting op to shove it in further

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>>723723747
>>723725149
>>723726293
...why?

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I swear to god this fucking thread

>>723729509
op is a filthy fish tank chemical dildo slut and will deliver

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>>723729313
Just stay clear of 'put shit here'/fur, loli and shota threads. Rekt threads are gore (no fucking shit), on saturday post cats, rule 34 threads are what you would expect, if you don't know what rule 34 is then look it up cunt. Don't be an idiot and don't act like a newfag and /b/ will be nice (sometimes). Also traps are chix with dix and are also gay. Those are the basics of /b/.

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>>723726293
>bueno

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>>723725149
>>723726293

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requesting a webm of this abomination in action
...for research purposes

>>723730418
thank you mr. handjob
I will make you proud i promise

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>>723725149
>>723726293

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hey guize, what's going on in this thre...

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>>723730888
cheked

>>723731028
Is that supposed to be Akari?

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OP: what if i make a dildo with this??

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>>723723747
Screen Till OP left.

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>>723731203
i think so?

OP why don't you just buy an actual dildo? Holy shit.

>>723731347
Dude this one is laid out awfuly

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>>723725509
That sounds safe enough.

>>723731347
Nice, thanks

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>>723726293

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>>723731853
SHIMONETA THREAD?

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>>723725149
>>723725509

>>723723747
>checks to see of poster is OP
>observes that this is a true fact
Yes. OP is always a faggot. No exceptions.

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>>723725149
>>723726293

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>>723723747
Protip coming from a fag;
>If you have to ask if something makes you a faggot, you are definitely a faggot