How do you clean up after you fap?

Swallow it

>>723719237
gay

I finish off onto a strip of toilet paper I prepared before jerking off. Then I wad up the roll and use any dry parts to wipe off my jerking hand. Then I throw away the toilet paper, walk to the bathroom, and wash my hands and dick with soap.

>>723719142
clean up?
do people keep doing that faggot shit?

just put a tissue around your dick just before you cum, the best way I´ve figured out, no mess

>>723719142
finish fapping
put penis away
easy cleanup

>>723719142
Let the dog lick my hands

>>723719142
cum in hand
wash my hands

>>723719142
Lick it off like a man OP.

>>723719338
Really shouldn't clean your dick with soap, bro, it dries ut out.

>>723719142
If there's only a little I just wipe it on the wall

Run buttnaked to the bathroom with cum all over my belly. No one has noticed yet

>>723719472
This

shoot into wife's mouth

i need to cum

she likes cum

win/win

>>723719142
Just do it on your chest and hop into the shower nigga

>>723719629
noice.

>>723719423
You know that people walk near you in public and think to themselves "What the fuck? That guy smells like cum.", right?

>>723719142
If your not circumcised you can pull the foreskin over your dick just before you cum to catch all the jizz then you can just empty it into a toilet or something

>>723719142
I rub it on my forehead to prevent wrinkles

>>723719600

tissues exist

Jerk into the toilet. Simple.

>>723719669
das me mane

>>723719472
never knew people actually do this.
How different we all are

>>723719142
Flick my cum on a wall and let it dry.

Saves money on paint.

>>723719669
even better

>>723719559
I'm uncircumcised, so I've never had that problem. The foreskin tends to keep moisture in.

i wipe it on my pants

>>723719676
Then i'll have to go to the bathroom anyway to flush them? What's your point?

Paper towel so it doesn't stick. I also try to shoot onto a sheet of paper towel so there is no cleanup on my stomach/chest... Usually I will run my dick under the tap in the bathroom sinc to prevent smegma buildup cause I'm uncircumized and I dont want stinky cheese dick

>>723719669
you really think i walk around in public ?

>>723720061
kek introvert fag

>>723719671
This

Jerk off in sock...Let washing machine do the work

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kek

>>723719142
i turn around and sit on the toilet backwards and cum directly into the water

>>723719790
>The foreskin tends to keep moisture in.

IT'S CALLED SMEGMA YOU FUCKING FILTHY SON OF A BITCH! IT SHOULD BE CLEANED ON A DAILY BASIS!

put condom on, blow load in it, remove cum catcher, wipe dick on drapes , I'm done

>>723719671
As an uncircumcisedfag, this does not work 100% of the time

Have a dedicated fapping towel that I wash with the rest of my laundry every week

>>723719142
i dont

>>723722539
Smegma is when there's fucking gross-ass paste on your dick, the guy was just talking about oils and some moisture that the foreskin keeps in

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With my mouth obviously

I clean my hand with the carpet on my room

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>>723719142
I dont

I remember watching this documentary about 3 dudes who masturbated 10-15 times a day.

1 of the guys just jizzed on the carpet below his comp and rubbed it in with his foot it was fucking gross.

>>723719142
I rub it into my belly like lotion till it's gone.

>>723722084

>not smearin' that tiddy

I never understood this movie.

>>723719142
Op's mother eat it

i keep baby wet wiped arround, I dont even care if I accidentaly cum on my face

Never really masturbate as much I met a guys on Craigslist that I text Everytime I want a sexual release and he just licks it off

>>723719142
Put two fingers just under your balls and you'll stop cum from coming out.

>>723719142
I fap directly into a tissue.

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I make big cums so i have paper towels spread out and ready, if im not careful it can go everywhere. If i lay on my back i end up shooting it into my face.

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Fapping lol
so 12 year old

I just wipe it on my thigh, belly, arms... wherever, really.

I'm a pretty good looking guy, so if you ever see a seemingly-hygienic hot dude in Dallas be sure to remember that his entire body might be smeared in cum.

>>723722084
>>723723628
and to think she was awake the whole time and didn't give him a hand

>>723719237
this

Baby wipes

i dont

>>723719142
Just shoot load on the carpet, shampoo carpet every 6 months because of white carpets

ask your mom to swallow it!

Well when I get my "friend" to suck is he usually just swallows

>>723719680
Seriously thought I was the only one that did this. Is there some kind of a reason not everyone does?

>>723719142
Smear it all over your body

>>723724588
I don't enjoy seeing and smelling shit stains while I crank it. Sounds like how you'd get a scat fetish.

>>723724665
looks like you should clean your toilet more often though. Otherwise I agree that the bathroom is not the nicest place to fap.

>>723724027
kek

>>723724665
Uh maybe flush and clean your toilet every once in a while, faggot

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>>723719142
>implying I clean up

>>723724588
I'm at my computer looking at porn so I like to cum whilst looking at porn instead of a toilet bowl