Ask a guy who just signed up for Kendo classes anything

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>>723719099
>kendo
do you even dues vult brother.

>>723719099
You havent even taken the class yet why the fuck would we ask you anything faggit?

>>723719099
Say farewell to your feet.
t. ex-Kendoka

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>>723719099
I'm 6 months in and i'm getting my armor next week
Have fun and stay motivated anon!

>>723719479
Because I attended classes when I was a teenager but a lot of things

Kendo is the fucking shit /b/ro. I highly recommend it to anyone

>>723719769
*I forgot a lot of things

>>723719099
do you realise that kendo is a competative sport and not a martial art?
it teaches you about as much about using a real sword as olympic fencuing does.

>>723719850
I realize that, lol thanks. I used to take Kendo when I was a kid.

Lol but thanks

>>723719850
Its actually a martial art.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kendo

>>723720202
fuck wikipedia. it is not.
a martial art is qualified by teaching a person to use the weapons it is asociated with in a real fight. kendo does not do this.

>>723720430
So you want people to fight with real swords?

>>723720610
i want them to learn the way of fighting with real swords.
practice can be done with blunt alternatives though, no one wants to injure his training partner.

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i have never even heard of this gay ass sport before

>>723721549
Then you suck

>>723719850
>implying learning how to use a real sword is a benefit to anyone these days
Nigger what does that fucking matter? He's fucking never going to be fucking Yojimbo strolling down the boulevard with a blade tucked in his fucking belt.
>competitive sports aren't martial arts!
The art of beating someone's head in with your fists is fucking OBSOLETE you chump. Even Bruce Lee said it was all bullshit cause all you gotta do is pull a gun and Jackie Chan can go fuck himself. Learning a "competitive sport" is far more worthwhile and rewarding than learning how to get yourself arrested for assault in 10 seconds flat.

Fucking Autists.

>>723722147
oh no my fragile masculinity has been shattered by a true swordmaster/alpha male...

i can accept that

Enjoy yelling and doing an overhead strike for 99% of your time at the dojo