>Come home >Go to your bedroom >See this What do you do?

>>723709911
wake up?

Wake her up. Make sure she's okay.
If she's like, all over me and wanting to get to the down diggity pound a round cum down, well then, who am I to say no?

>>723709911
Call the cops because there's a home invader in my house.

>>723709911
i'd tell her:
" you don't have to tell me what happened, but you have to eat this" as i hand her a bowl of eggs

>>723709911
grab the baseball bat, beat the monkey to death with it, dump it in a river

>>723709911
kill her because shes a nigger, then fuck the shit out of her

>>723709911
Burn the nigger.

straight up bury my face in those perfect ass cheeks

I'll be the first adult to comment.


I'll wake her up by eating that luscious booty, daddy!

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>>723710168
>as i hand her a bowl of eggs
faggot

>>723709911
nice dbl dubz

>remove .357 magnum from holster
>empty 6 hollow points into it
>call police and tell them a nigger was trying to rob and kill me

>>723709911
Open fire

>>723710115
then burn the sheets

>>723709911
I'd type the last three of your post number into the phone

>>723709911

I'd dive into that ass face first.

>>723710552
newfag.....

>>723709911
get medieval on that ass

>>723709911
Install a security system

>>723709911
fucking niggers not respecting anyones privacy or properyty!

"hey nigger! this is not yer home get the fuck out!"

Take a photo and post it on 4chan

>>723710777
nice trips tho

>>723710168
oldie but goodie

Spread them cheeks open, and make the sex.

Clearly I know her to some extent if she's comfortable enough to be naked in my bed.

>>723709911
>my brother used my bed again
kick him the fuck out

I'd jump straight into dat ass, probably nut on her face after too

>>723710278
This

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>>723709911
I would turn the murder into rape.

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Bored of snapchat? > Snapchat (z ).com could help you tonight!

>>723709911
Call the zoo, tell them there's been a gorilla escaped.

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>>723710168
>>723710552
>>723710777

wake her up ask her what she tried to steal

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>>723710648

I'm sure the ballistics report will go over swell for you

>>723709911

make a cream-colored baby

>Breed
>Enjoy that hybrid vigor
>Quietly wonder about the genetic component of IQ

>>723709911
Um... take her to pound town.

>>723709911
Check to see if my TV is still where it's supposed to be

How'd I get a bigger bed?

>>723709911
Look to see if anything important was stolen.

>>723711863
ever heard the phrase "white privilege"?

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>>723712565
>>723712103
>>723711607
>>723710278
>>723710277
>>723710384
>>723710648
>>723710686
UMMMMMMMMM

Excuse but

>>723709911
Tell her to leave or I'm calling the KKK

Respect her and let her sleep because she had a long day at work.

>>723713252
fuck out of /b/ faggot

>>723709911

Shoot the nigger, search house for more niggers.

Arm myself, for there may be male basketball Americans nearby.

Wonder how this fucking bed got in.
Also ask if the women is ok, then call the proper friends and family if given.

>>723709911
nigger/10, I only date white women.

Get the squatter nigger out my bed, get her to clean the toilets, maybe fuck her ass and face as long as she calls me master every time I call her nigger slave.

>>723709911
>Enslave her
>make porn
>profit

>>723714406
quads

  ▲
▲ ▲

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>>723714515
mine is better

>>723714100
thats kinda racist anon

>>723714406
Pretty easy to find a missing person when there's someone distributing footage of them to the masses.

>>723709911
fuck her then send her back to the field

>>723710107
do you feed her eggs too?

call zoo

>>723716127
Why would I feed her eggs?

>>723716050
>implying you have a field

>>723716242
Newfag

>come home to random stranger in my bed

i would do what any sensible person would and call the police

>>723716242
because she doesn't have to tell you what happened, but she does have to eat all the eggs.

>>723709911
Wake her nigger ass and order to start housekeeping

>>723715526
That's okay, niggers aren't really people so nobodies really looking anyway
Plus it'd just be footage of me all up in that ass

call the police some has broken and entered.

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>>723716242

>>723714406
enjoy prison rape

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Get the gasoline and burn that nigger to ashes. SOUTH RISING

>>723709911
More?

>>723716546
see
>>723716527

>>723713252
troll? gtfo of /b/ faggot

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>>723716558
like this?

>>723709911
im not into bestiality

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>>723716546
you guys really are a weird bunch of twats

>>723711718
Didn't you read the sign?
>>Don't feed newfags

Lurk more newfags

>>723716546
>South rising
Ok Cleetus, let the cousin fucking commence, its just the interwebs it cant hurt you for real

>>723716302
>>723716523
Stop using buzz words, newfriends.

>>723716382
Wut?

>>723716652
Go on

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>>723716884

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>>723716474
>Plus it'd just be footage of me all up in that ass

Fifty keks

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>>723713252

>>723709911
turn 360° and walk away

the obvious thing to do is to tie her up before she wakes up. then wake her up and eat her ass and pussy as she squirms to try and escape. at that point i would have a full erection and plunge as hard and fast as i could into that chocolate booty hole and then leave it in there balls deep feeling her ass spasm in pain around my dick. eventually after 4 or 5 loads dumped into her ass id stretch it out as much as possible with any object i can find in the house and leave it in there for a few days as i use her cunt for busting nuts. eventually her ass will be accustomed to the size of the object so i will swap it with a larger sized tube for any shit to fall through. over the next 5 years i will use larger and larger sized tubes being sure to never let her ass hole tighten fully. by then i will be able to fit my head inside. at this point i will have built a rig that drops her down onto a bowling ball using her entire weight to force it into her ass slowly over time. by the time she has the bowling ball in her pooper all the way, ill let her sphincter close and let her be for a few hours to give the muscles some time to get used to being closed. after that happens ill bring her to a bowling alley after they close and tell her if she wants to be free she has to shoot the bowling ball out of her ass and get a strike. if she misses then she gets another 5 years of being my living fleshlight and play toy

>>723716652
More of this

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>>723716884
CHI

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>>723716993
>360

but then you'd be walking in the same direction lmao

I'm a white guy and this was a reality for me yesterday.

Best sex I have is with black girls, they ruined me for white girls, I don't really feel interested in them anymore. Once you go black you never go back.

>>723717154
once again
>>723716527

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>>723717224

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>>723716884
POre

>>723716875
argh, ffss... see:
>>723711718

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>>723717224
Hi newfriend

>>723716920
Moar pls

>>723716993
You get that if you're facing any direction, turn 360 degrees and start walking, you are a walking in the direction you started?

I can't tell if you're a fucktard or if you would fuck the niggette.

>>723709911
Aids test

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>>723717494
I'm out of nude nig butts on beds mayne

>>723717540
Is it Summer already? Go back to your cartoons, Jimmy.

>>723717281
they would never know where she went

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>>723716875

>>723717636
K

>>723717636
More of this

>>723717719
>implying

you can and will get caught even if its some sort of snitch or otherwise you will get caught

not being a moralfag fuck snitches but its the reality

>>723717224
>>723717540
Lurk moar

>>723717636
that's a pretty pussy

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>>723717857
I can post some random black girl shit

>>723709911
Call animal control

Get a bigger toilet-bowl...

>>723709911
Call animal control.

>>723717729
Stop using buzz words, newfriend.

>>723709911
Realize I forgot to wash the shit stain on my sheets, and proceed to washing machine.

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>>723713252

>>723712514
Kek

>>723713107
If he carries a revolver we know he's white. Niggers lack the discipline.

>>723709911
Get my condom on cause I don't wanna get HIV

>>723717926
there wouldnt be any snitches because id be the only one to know. i dont go blabbing about committing felonies and crazy perverted things to my friends. if this were real life id probably come up with a good plan, but i dont need to think that hard about it since its not real. and where i live theres no way to prove she was at my house as i live about 15 miles from civilization and the neighbors are about a mile away. no proof she came to my house from any atm or other cameras unless i was being set up in the first place.

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>>723709911
get the duct tape
standard procedure

also, check'em

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>>723718393
>>Stop using buzz words, newfriend.
>>newfriend

>>723709911
Who is this?

call 911
report a burglary in progress

>>723719059
>Implying 'newfriend' is said as much on this board

Try harder newfriendo.

nothing. My girl spends a lot of time in bed.

>>723713961
This guy is the only one in this thread who will survive Race War 2017

L

Put that negro back on the plantation where she belongs.

>>723716242
i just logged into 4chan to say you're newfag

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>>723717224
welcome, nufrand

>>723719415
>>newfriendo

Well, the usual procedure with niggers, chain her. Then I'd put a rope around her neck and tie it to the bed frame in such way I can pull the rope and choke her a few seconds. I would lick the asshole, the pussy, I would take by belt and beat that ass savagely. Then I would force my cuck in any hole, choking her a little. When coming closer to a climax I would pull the rope hard and wait until she spasms the I would let go. She would pee and shit whilst I cum like a beast.

>>723719792
>mfw I actually have to log in to 4chan because my whole country is b& and a 4chan pass is the only way around it
>mfw having a face is illegal in China

>>723719958
>force my cuck in any hole

>>723719922
>>newfriendo
> >>

Learn to greentext, newfriend.

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>>723713252

>>723716242
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GTFO newfag

>>723719958
>Then I would force my cuck in any hole

Could you elaborate on that

>>723719962
Filthy chink.

>>723720012
>>>

>>723717926
Crime is not that hard to get away with. Contrary to popular belief the NSA doesn't have cameras behind every blade of grass. As long as you are smart about it their is only a very slight chance that you will be caught.

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>>723719958
> force my cuck in her

tell the nigger to get out of my home before I execute it

>>723719415
>>723718393
>buzz words
>"Newfag" being a word as old as /b/ itself
To be fair, watching you squirm as you fail to comprehend the zeitgeist and the jokes older than the semen that polluted you has been very very amusing.
But, the nail doesn't get to hit the hammer. You can spergpost and whiteknight on vocab as many times as you like, and it won't change anything.

>>723720158
try again, dear

>>723709911
SMASH
M
A
S
H

>>723720349
I can't be bothered to read your whole sperglord tard fight, but surely you know that only newfags care about who is or isn't a newfag...

>>723720449
Filthy chink.

>>723720232
Newfriend.

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>>723720577

>>723720738
:D

Tell that slave to go back to the field

>>723720874
:3

>>723720449
Filthy chink

>>723720577
Do too many words make your head hurt? That explains far too much.

>>723720987
>>723720324
Okay very racist and quite frankly un called for

I didn't want to have to do this but I am condemning these posts publicly

Shame on you

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My white instinct to conquer and dominate any other species of human would kick in and I'd have such a hardon to fuck her I'd pass out from all the blood rushing for my cock.

It's not an unhealthy addiction. I fucking prey on girls of different ethnicity. Black girl at the bar? I'll try and hook up with her just to give her my white, conquering-intended cock. Asian chick? Gonna give her some white dick. I have a need, a craving to make these inferior human species feel themselves dominated by a man who has the blood of generations of true kings and warriors in him.

I'm not even going to protect my own women. I'll leave it up for everyone else to claim and protect our white women from worthless, inferior types of men. For every nigger who fucks a white chick, I've impregnated his sister and her bff with my godlike white sperm.

"Get outta my room mom. You're drunk again."

>>723710168
kek

>>723709911
Call the zoo and ask if there's a reward for the missing ape.

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1. Drop to my knees.
2. Raise my hands to heaven.
3. Shout "Thank you God for making me a man!"
4. Pound her ass raw.

>>723709911
Wonder why i am in a room with a bed. Quietly leave the house i just broke into

>>723709911
Start to swear for having left the cage open, take a tranquillizer gun, shoot the thing and bring it back to where it belongs.

>>723713252
>racist much
only against non whites

>>723714898
Yours is image upload queer

damn

>>723709911
>remove penis
>fap furiously
>leave

>>723722036
DEUS VULT

>>723720449
filthy chink

>>723709911
Worship that black goddess

Uhm,id bring the whip.Slaves arent allowed to sleep during working hours

>>723725186
Would you lick and kiss her feet?

>>723709911
Anyone that wouldn't fuck that is a faggot.

>>723717266
Go away jew

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>>723709911
this