So what now /b/? Never thought this would happen to me.

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How lucky/screwed am I?

>>723704360
what'd you hit

Frame looks ok. Still driveable, just sawzaw the trunk off

Are you dead?

>>723704535
Maybe chuck some sand over that blood the inconsiderate bastard you ran over left behind too.

>>723704535
And reset inertia switch

It's a Ford Taurus, crap anyways. And if that's yours then the other guys insurance will have to cover it. If that's a car you hit then you'd better have insurance

how it happened OP?

Wait, did you get rear-ended? Who's blood is that?

Why would you post your license plate on /b/?

>>723704360
that will buff out.
just put some effort into it...

>>723706718
True. Will need T-cut, though

>>723704360

Rear-ended by a motorcycle.

>>723704509
Deer

Was driving on the interstate. Deer came out of nowhere. Hit the brakes HARD. Hit the deer. 2 seconds later, I got rear-ended HARD.

>>723706285
Because I'm in shock and I don't care right now.

>>723704814
That's transmission fluid you dumb fuck.

>>723707380
Damn. I'd consider you very lucky. Hitting a deer at freeway speed could have easily killed you.

>>723707380
Your car's totaled.
Your assuming you have over the minimum coverage, your insurance will cover the deer collision, and the guy behinds you insurance will cover and cost toy our car over that.

Your car is totaled, and was probably worth ~8k anyway for that new age hoop, so I doubt the guy who rear ended you will have his insurance pay a dime.

If you have rental coverage you'll get a rental until your check comes in to buy a new car, If not then you'll just have to deal or go buy a new car out of pocket.

>>723707474
Looks a bit too red for tranny fluid. He said he smashed into the deer, so it could be deer blood.

>>723707663
This, that's definitely blood, you can see it's far too thick and dark to be ATF. It also has dried, which ATF won't do.

ITT: people so stupid they dont know which way cars drive down the street.

That's what you get for being a shit driver OP. You are not suppose to break or turn if you are driving that fast when an animal is in front of you.

>>723707809
R u retarded

>>723707843
You're retarded and I hope you get killed by an animal on the freeway.

what about the guy who rear-ended you ...is he ok

>>723707843
If he had kept his foot on the throttle, he'd be a dead man. Don't brake for the small animals, but deer will fuck you up.

>>723708009
This?

>>723707843
Deer goes through front window, kills him.

>>723707771
Car looks like a manual to me.
Or if you're Murican anon,
>It's a gawn, dawn, diddly stick shift he gaw there.

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GET DOWN ON THE GROUND AND ACT HURT, DRAIN THAT FUCKER WHO REAR ENDED YOU FOR EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DIME

>>723707380
Oh wow, hope everyone is ok

>>723707843
Resulting in at the very least one fatality, and potentially more in the pile-up that would follow. Final Destination kind of shit.

>>723704535
>sawzaw
sawzall
as in "it saws through it all"
fucking hell

>>723708272
Heh. Didn't catch that.

>>723708029
I had always heard you shouldn't break for deer either. Breaking hard tilts your car forward, and give the deer a more direct angle to hit your windshield, so they are more likely to go through it, rather than glance off it and be thrown.

No idea though, case by case basis depending on how much oh think you can slow down I guess.

>In car wreck
>Better post on /b/
>kill your self, we don't care

>>723707843
Hey 13 year old who's only driven his mom's car once

It's been almost an hour. Post more pictures faggot. We know you have them. At least you better have them for insurance purposes.

>>723708423
Yea, if he didn't break that deer would have never ran into the back of his car.

Subs are fucking gay

>>723708203
do this anon. if you want to get fucking paid act like you hurt your neck. I got into a fendcer bender at 5 miles and hour and the guy sued the insurance company and won 35k. there was almost no damage to either car.

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WHy don't you go to Snapcha z .com and all your worries will be gone!

>>723708807
this

>>723708807
/thread

Now, you need to press charges on the deer for reckless endangerment.

Once that faggot is dealt with, you need to press charges against the biker for working in collusion with the deer.

>>723708423
F =mv^2
So, even if you manage to cut your speed in half, it reduces the impact force by 3/4. Sorry, but I'm mashing the brake pedal if I see a deer.

>>723708807
>>723708853
>>723709014
kill yourself you degenerate samefagging shill

>>723708125
>Kansas Plates
>American shit box
>Manual
>In the year 2017
Nah.
Funny thing, only people over 40 I know that cannot drive manual were European immigrants.
And nearly every male in my age range I know can drive manual, and most prefer it.
The "lol americans cannot into manual" meme is retarded. All of my 4 cars are manual, and I'd never have it any other way.
My two requirements for a car are
>1. Manual Transmission
>2. Rear wheels are driven

>>723709093
Why is the deer matching your speed and running directly towards us?
Did we sleep with his old deer or something?

>>723709333
Cool English bro.

>>723709463
Haha

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>>723704360
Don't say two fucking words to the guy who hit you, you ignorant bastard, r the cops other than "i need an ambulance" i don't know what hit you but its obvious they were both following too close behind and greatly exceeding the speed limit, which puts them at 100% fault. Find a good local law FIRM. You'll probably need to go to a neighboring state seeing as recent news revealed that most people from Kansas can't even tell Indians from Middle Easterners. Hopefully traffic court and whatever corrupt judge you find yourself in front of isnt equally as retarded, or inbred.

>>723708125

>Manual
>Ford Taurus SE

Pick one, dipshit.

>>723710631
Manual
Look what happned to OP's Ford Taurus SE, why the fuck would I want one of them.

>>723708203
>>723708758
>Being this bad at pretending not to be 'a stereotypical American'

I saw it and got excited, then i realized it was just a deer.

>>723711419
Then the car behind saw your car, got excited and then realized it's just a Ford Taurus SE.

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>>723709315

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>>723711665

>>723711665
samefag

Wichitafag

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>>723708203

Pics of deer?

>>723707663
> tranny
The term is trans you insufferable pig

>>723712624
I thought they preferred "LGBT"