REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

>>723698623
Ok

Sure why not

>>723699237
Not with that attitude

>>723698623
GF tomorrow..yeah..

nothing but lies

...

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Okay fine.

Can't hurt right

FINALLY!! :D

Bop

>>723698623
Yeah right.

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>>723698623
o holy kek, grant us all qt gfs

i dont want a gf. i want a fuckbuddy.

>>723698623
It didn't work the other 100 times, but I believe.

Kill me

>>723698623
but do want though? all i want is the succ, not a relationship.

can't hurt

OK

Well...

Ok

dunno how that will do it but sure

>>723698623
Owow rly????

i dont believe, but why no?

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nigga i dont even have any real female friends

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one with the big nipples please!

Repeat this prayer and you will get a girlfriend TODAY.

watchin' you sleep,
i'm lookin'
in your window,
everyday i drive past
your house
standin' in your front yard,
why don't you come out?
watchin' you sleep...nowhere to hide,
one of these days i'm gonna come inside
it must be love,
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch, i love you i'm not crazy!

walkin' up to her, now she's walkin' away
i just wanna talk to you!
maybe she's got better things to do
don't be afraid...to feel my touch,
don't worry babe i won't hurt you much.
it must be love
what else could it be?
fuck you bitch, i love you i'm not crazy!

i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
i'm gonna make you love me!
no matter what you say, now here i come.

>>723698623
I wouldnt reply to the most convincing "if you dont respond youll die" thread. but i wil respond to this one because im just that desperate.

>>723698623
Niggers

>>723698623
ja

>>723698623
Yeah finally

>>723699902

>>723698623
Sure

What if I already have a gf, do I get to keep two?

>>723698623
My fate is sealed.
No amount of shitposting will save me.

>tfw no

ty

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>>723698623
Lets see if this actually works for once

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Can I just have her back by tomorrow? Please?

can't hurt, can it?

>implying

>>723698623
I'm a wizard. This post means nothing

Aiii lmao

>>723698623
I bet I don't

ok

>>723698623

My wife is gonna be pissed.

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>>723698623
lezgo. idgaf

>>723698623
wow

>>723698623
ok, once more

>>723698623
Ok, let's see.... Lol !

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If this doesn't work, you'll be doomed.

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>>723698623
I pray to the god of memes. All praise Kek!

>>723698623

>whitening teeth in photoshop

Plz boss

>>723698623

lets see

>>723699847
>>723698623
Very good transformation from male to female. they look just like real girls.

What if you already have one?
OP 0
Atheists 1

>>723698623
yeah

Ok

>>723698623
seems llegit

>>723698623
forever alone

Ok

>>723698623

I hope not

Kill me XDXDXDXD

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>>723698623
>25
>Never dated or kissed a girl
>Virgin
I would like a qt3.14 girlfriend pls

>>723698623
I want a new one anyway

>>723699237
Fag

Replying

Ok

I prayed to the lord ken before replying, I should get some extra privileges

>>723700896
maybe youll have one without a dick?

Sure, because why not.

>>723700024
Yeah! Show that fruit!

sure thing!

Im gay

>>723699141
only dubs will get a GF

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Sure thing

>>723698623

O.o

Only if shes hot

>>723698623
nice

>>723698623
Ok

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>>723698623

>>723698623
i wanna FUCK MY, way to the gaaarden

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Lies! It never Happens.

I just wish my current girlfriend loved me..

>>723698623
If I already have one will I get another one or will it replace the one I have?

yes!

Ok

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>>723698623
We'll see... one in my area please?

>>723698623
I already do m8

>>723698623
It just doesn't work, even tho I am trying:/

>>723698623
gimme gimme

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>>723698623

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Sure, why not.

>>723698623
I mean... I do have a date tomorrow

ok

>>723698623
Haha, if not then Op will die.

>>723698623
Fuck off, nigger

Cant hurt

>>723698623
Allright!!!!!!!!

not a tranny please

>>723698623
Boy.. stfu I won't

Sure

>>723698623
i do not believe you

eh, it's worth a shot

>>723698623
:(>>723698623

>>723698623
I´m not desperate

aaaaaahhhhhhh

>>723698623
For longer then a week

>>723698623
Worth the try

>>723698623
Done

>>723698623
Plsssssss

Kill me, please.

Not if I can help it. that's cooties.

>>723698623
please god, give me a Taeyeon looking korean grill.

>>723698623
nice

>>723698623
ok :)

>>723698623
alright

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Funniest thing I've seen all day

why not

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>>723698623

>>723698623
Lol

k

>>723698623
why the hell not?

k

>>723702392
lil nigga living the dream

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toastin

>>723698623
Sure

>>723698623
Ok

Yeah

>>723698623
pls

>>723698623
Xd

>>723698623
ok

Pls

Please please please

>>723698623
My wife might have an issue with it, but... I'll take that chance.

Please

Sure.

>>723698623
Ok thx

i need her

>>723698623
Don't tease me, anon

This isn't real

alright

i hope so

>>723698623
alright

>>723698623
Curse you

UwU

Boooolsheet

>>723698623
I want to believe.

>>723698623
Nice

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>>723698623
I have replied to this threads 1000 times

Will it work this time?

only if dubs

Thx my dude

Pls

>>723703188
gg guys im getting a gf

>>723698623
Stop pls

>>723698623
why not

>>723698623
why not?

>>723698623
done and done

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this thread is gAy

Doubt that

No amount of interest sorcery is going to make that happen

Pls

>>723698623
k

lol worth a shot

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>>723698623

>>723698623
sweet

reply to this thread

I call bullshit

>>723698623
aw man

>>723698623
okaSANNANANANNAAY THEN

K

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>>723698623
pls

whatever

Ok

I hope so

1 Taylor Swift plix

>>723698623
thnx

>>723698623
I'm not sure I want one right now

I don't want a gf. Fuck you.

>>723698623
pls

>>723698623
This never works for me.

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>>723698623
i fear, that will not happen

omg plz

>>723698623
plsss praise be to kek, im a virgin that's almost a wizard but i want to get laiiiiiid and hold hands

I am beautiful.

>>723698623
sure

>>723698623
LOL

Would be nice

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no thanks

>>723698623
Pls am ready for one

Its not true, but one can hope

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>>723698623
One like this please

>>723698623
Cool, thanks op

>>723698623
plss

>>723698623
pls

VERY Doubtful

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Lets see, maybe it works...

>>723698623
Okay

>>723704149
True that

>>723698623
Yay!

>>723698623
Ok

What could go wrong?

>>723698623
prove it

>>723698623
Impossible

Nigga I don't want a girlfriend

yes, please

Welp, lets see how this goes.

>>723698623
thanks

here goes nothing

hope it's the new qt redhead at work

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>>723698623
This is the first "Do X and the result will be Y" type of thing that has actually gotten me to do X. Feels bad man.

>>723698623
maybe

>>723698623
YES

okay

>>723698623
I am gay.

k

>>723698623 pls

Kek, please

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>>723698623
The hottest girl from my math lecture looks like pic related but younger
Please kek, make it happen

Anach kyree

Thanks to you

K

ayy lmao

>>723704842
lol gotta talk to her for it to happen just go for it nothing to lose.

here's hoping

ok

>>723698623
Why not

Nuh uh

>>723698623
ok, i trust you this time

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>>723698623
really? i did not see that in my future

Yeah

>>723698623
I need all the luck i can get

>>723698623
But is it the girlfriend I want or is it the girlfriend I deserve?

Pls

>>723698623
Wouldn't bitch if I did

Fuck no! Already have a wife and 3 girlfriends, that's plenty... And 2 of the girlfriends are married as well...

K

Alright

>>723698623

gib

>>723698623
i wish

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>>723704512
it okay, we are all fucked in the head.


we can only hope its a qt cherry pie, that knows how to deal and be happy with our defunct selves

>>723698623
Fuck it, worth a shot.

Ok

sorry to tell you this, but this wont work,

have fun writing whatever you want, but you only make yourself fell stupid later on

>>723698623
I like that

>>723698623
how to get bumps free on 4chins

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>>723704929
Damn if i wouldn't have avoidant personality disorder i would just go up to her, tell her she has a lovely smile and chit chat a little bit before class begins
But no, i have to be cursed with this shitty mental disorder

finally

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>>723705198
like Sarah, she is my waifu and gf

>>723698623
At this point, not like I have anything to lose.

>>723698623
hello

lol k

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tRY ME BITCH

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>>723705280
Sarah is my gf, and she knows what i like