walk in
see this on bed
wat do???
>>723696878
Pound that boipussy then cry myself to sleep reassuring myself I'm straight
>>723696878
turn 180° and moonwalk away
>>723696927
that's pretty pathetic
>>723696878
turn my phone 90 degrees
fucking christ
How does a guy have gay sex with a woman?
Give her a strap-on and live for the moment.
>>723697043
a man having sex with a woman is never gay
Turn 360 and walk away
and watch the drama unfold
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE!
>>723696878
i can post a picture of his dick if anyone wants.
>>723697155
You'd be walking back toward him, jackass. 360° is a fucking circle.
>>723697222
why not
>>723697748
And the drama begins
Step 1 turn 360
Step 2 Walk away (in any direction)
>>723697748
>Being this new
>>723697965
here
>>723697222
might as well
>>723696878
get on a big hair wig and start the next charles and eddie.
>>723698551
such a cute penis
>>723696878
call the police. fucker broke in my house
>>723698965
this
>>723698965
Then he'd start bitch crying and try slapping you calling you a homophobe.
Then you'd just have a big old hot silly mess on your cutie patutie hands of yours.
>>723699475
why are you assuming that he's gay?