How to tell my mother I'm an atheist /b/?

Just wait until you're already arguing over something and then just randomly blurt out "OH AND FUCK GOD TOO" somewhere.

>>723695124
Just do it pussy

>>723695124
You don't have to tell her. God already told her.

>>723695124
1. just walk up to her, take off your fingerless gloves, trench coat, and fedora
2. Make sure to wash the cheeto dust off your hands and out of your neckbeard
3. cradle her hands gently in yours and say
"GOD IS NOT REAL YOUR A FUCKING SHEEP INTELLECT > FAITH YOU'RE SO FUCKING BRAINWASHED"

>>723695124
grow some balls and sprout a dick

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>>723695124
just drop it in a random convo. say you heard some people walking about the church and how you feel it just isn't for you.
start off saying that you don't really do the how religious thing, go to church and pray
then a few weeks/month later just say you post caring altogether and now and atheist, try to avoid the word atheist when telling them the first time round

>>723695124
just realize nobody cares and live your life

>>723695124
Tip your fedora

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>>723695124
how old are you, how religious are you parent?
if they are super religious wait until your not at their house (also if your under 18 don't say, the mods will block you)

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>>723695124
yeah nobody cares, the illusion that your mother cares is derivative of your dependence on her. get a job. live in your own house.then you'll realize, you don't have to tell anybody, because you dont have anyone to tell. atheist or otherwise. nobody who isn't you gives a fuck about your beliefs. i promise you.