Vaguely describe a video game while others try to guess which.

>>723693792
you're the world's biggest asshole and you spend all your time wandering around town pissing people off and getting shot at

>>723693860
Postal?

>rust for minecraft lovers
easy one

>>723693860
postal 2

>>723693927
Minecrust

> it's war
> you're a stupid bunch of civilians, not soldiers
> build a shelter and shit
> starve to death
> scavenge
> die from all sort of shits
> survive 3 weeks, win

>>723693792
>be scientist
>you're late
>huge fuckup happens
>suddenly aliens
>hey the army is here to help
>oh shit they're not

>>723693993
wrong

>>723694034
Half life

>>723694034
half dead
>half life

>Be a pill popping plumber with an MD

Gay ass car drivin around a gay ass zoo with his gay ass dog

>its rust, but with dinosaurs

>>723694122
Gay car and dog dating sim 2

>>723694089
>>723694101
a winner is you

>>723694196
Turok

>The poultry gets irritable after being struck 30 or so times

>>723694196
ark ?

You can kill everyone or rescue them just DON'T KILL THE KIDS

> gay ass beta going to work in forest to take a break from life
> run around in circles all day
> weird shit happen
> only talk through radio to collegue
> game over in 3 hours

>>723694280
OoT

>>723694252
no, guess again

>>723694280
Legend of Zelda

>>723694289
firewatch

>>723694286
correct!

>>723694287
Biocock

>>723694335
Indeed

>>723694234
Incorrect

>>723694377
No.

>>723694304
>>723694331
Mah bois

>>723694000
This war of mine?

>>723694436
Yes sir

>be an edgy boi
>have powers
>kurt cocaine playing in trailer
>NOO I DONNNNT HAVE A GUUUUN...seriously all you get is shit coming out of your arm

You run an area of land where Gandhi fucking nukes you all the time.

> post-apocalyptic-steampunk-era
> evil guy and army rule the world
> weirdass main caracter with superpowers, stealth and shitty knife
> killing robots and shit

>>723694569
dishon....bioshock infinite

>>723694569
Dishonored

easy one
>9 guys to choose, yet there is always 4 guys who choose the same guy everyround
>producers dont give a shit about it

>>723694500
infamous or prototype

>>723694640
Tf2?

>>723694671
pick one ya junkies bastard ya

>>723694640
hat fortress 2

>>723694743
infamous, you can't use guns in that gaem

>>723694743
prototype final answer

>>723694729
>>723694744
correct!

>>723693927
meinkampf

>>723694828
no

>>723694780
winner is you

>>723694781
it was a 50/50 and you fucked up. A complementary biscuit basket will be sent your way shortly

>>723694103
Dr Mario

>"go champion and protect our village"
>will protect my village
>talk to furries
>eat all the shit lying around turning into eldritchabomination
>nobody cares
>turns out you actually a sacrifical lamb for your village
>ok
>too busy fucking around

>>723694909
Yup

>cops vs muslims
>always shoot from the hip
>the most famous map of it is kinda dusty

>>723695089
Cs

>annoying enemy from one game is given his own series where he can hover and cling to walls

not very known:
>have money
>buy everylemon stand, car wash, bank and so on earth
>go to the moon and mars and start making money over there

>game requires use of microphones
>no one uses mics
>5 v 5
>No one picks characters actually needed to get through obstacles

>>723695137
Raving rabbids?

>>723695089
American foreign policy

>Be a refugee
>Cause a lot of crime
>Kill a fuck ton of local people
>End up wealthy as fuck from illegal business ventures
>Take over city after deposing the local law enforcement
>There's also a dragon or some shit

>fatty got beat up as a kid so he does some drugs
>all women die
>he finds the last girl on earth and adopts her
>someone finds out and everyone gets a boner
>everyone who got a boner must die
>turns out the drugs are zombie virus

>>723695128
winner!

>>723695220
Chinatown Wars

>>723693860
Inauguration of trump

>>723695139
Adventure Capitalist

>>723695267

Wrong

>>723694280
Super turbo turkey puncher

>>723695323
Is it a GTA game?

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>>723695274

>>723695364
3

>>723695139
I know it. Forgot the name. I used to play it on my phone.

>>723694287
mgsv?
https://youtu.be/V6O-vBVCbg0

>>723695139
Adventure capitalist

>>723695375

What kind of GTA game has a dragon fuckhead?

>>723695225
LISA

>>723695139
Venture capitalist or some shit

>>723695375

No

>Swing over shit
>Avoid shit
>Rescue bitch

>>723695192
>>723695364
Nah, Gargoyle's Quest/Demon's Crest

>>723693927
7 days to ripperino?

>>723695520

Spiderman 2 the game

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>>723695426
Every

>your name is a cleaning product
>you're in the SAS

should be easy

>>723695576
Lemon Pledge

>>723695164
OW?

>>723695560
Nyerp

>>723695576
Modern Warfare

>>723695613
nope

>>723695576
Mr. Proper

>>723695619

Spiderman 1 the game

Patriarch is not what he seems.

>>723695647
winner

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>>723695599

>>723694000
7 days to die

>run around naked
>a tick is my only friend
>draw something
>last boss is a ball

>>723695734
Okami

>>723695576
FLASH

AHHHH AHHH

SAVIOUR OF YHE UNIVERSE

>>723695672
No. hint: its old af

>it's portal but the second one

>>723694000
Oregon trail?

>>723695760
ye

>>723695520
prince of persia

>>723695164
Rainbow6 siege?

>>723695283
>>723695422
>>723695454
correct

>get thrown of snowy mountain
>kill shit
>kill shit forever

>>723694971
Corruption of Champions

>>723695520
donkey kong?

>>723695828
Half-Life?

>>723695819

Spiderman 3 the game

>>723695819
Pitfall

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>>723695855
winrar

>Best arena shooter of all time.
>inb4 OW

you have to follow the damn train

>>723695963
quake 3 arena

>>723695963
paladins

>>723695963
Quake

>>723695990
Sa

>>723695946
Yes!

>>723695963
Wedding Cquake

>>723696028
>>723696016
Correct.

>>723695990
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

> Find suit
> Suit looks groovy as fuck
> Get into shenanigans
> Launch cow

>>723695520
Pitfall

>>723696029
>>723696093
it was quite hard but you seem to be pretty clever

>>723696163
Earthworm Jim

>not quite quake
>still good anyway
>monster kill

>>723695432
winror

ok that was an easy one


>religious man with baseball bat purges world of all impurities
>destroys it in the process
>the game world is revealed (if obtusely) to be a surrealist representation of the inner workings of the body of a little French boy with an autoimmune disease

>>723696209
Unreal?

>>723696200
Fuck yes

>>723696243
What the fuck

>One of the hardest sidescrollers
>Get blown back by enemies when hit
>Hard as fuck bosses

>>723696243
OFF. Strange game

>you want to be a pirate
>go to some island
>graphic adventure

>>723696287
winrar

>>723696349
Castlevania

>>723696349
I wanna be the guy?

>>723696416
Yep

>early alpha game forever
>save money for big town
>random dude constantly gives me money cause he knows I'm poor
>escort mission
>mission to scout thiefs hideout
>fuck up
>train mission
>finally get to town
>why did I wanted to get there again?
>rape the game

you are the only one who can prevent giant lizards.

>your name is mario
>you're going to save princess peach from bowser
>you are super
>you have a brother
>toad was there

>>723696783
wario?

>>723696783
Mario Kart Double Dash

>Fight for peoples amusement
>Also fight for freedom
>Fire Nuke in small space and kill everyone
>earn bitchin trophies
>"Squeal, boy, squeal!"

>>723696783
dig dug

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>>723695897
y

>>723696783
Ultra Dario

>>723695220
Mafia?

>>723696852
Bulletstorm

>>723696931
Nope

>>723695220
far cry blood dragon?

>Go out to Kill everybody
>Kill whole town
>Go to next town and kill everything
>Just want to die and take people with you

>>723696836
>>723696851
>>723696874
>>723696908
All wrong

>>723696351
dibbly darn why does everyone know all muh games


>agoraphobic lady sleeps a lot: the game

>>723697088
Hatred

>Mom want to kill you
>You kill your unborn Brother

>>723697088
Intense Dislike

>>723697137
the blah of isaablah

>>723697137
BoI

>>723697114
Well to be fair I'm sure OFF is pretty damn obscure.
Just got lucky I saw a let's play a while ago

>>723696783
mario & luigi: bowser's inside story

>>723696243
never played it but, Mother/Earthbound?

>>723696450
>get blown back by enemies when hit
are you "tarted

>>723696368
Gorilla Gronland

>>723697217
Close

> you try to find a family member
> talking frogs and shit

>>723696783
Super Paper Mario

>>723696783
sonic the hedgehog

>Place Crashing
>Oh Shit Cannibals steal Son
>Build Stuff
>Kill Cannibal Kid as revenge

>>723697311
Close
>>723697348
Wrong

>>723693792


>farmer gets merked by cows
>kill cows
>see l4d2

>>723697381
Forest

>>723693792
>WHO GOES THAARR?!

>>723697381
Fallout 4?

>Mission is to kill crazy general
>WW2
>Time passes

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>>723697392
Bitch it's Ultra Dario I know it

>>723694122
putt-putt goes to the zoo

>>723697554
sniper elite?

>>723694122
Son you better not be dissin my man putt-putt

>>723697114
Chip-Chan's webcam?

>>723697691
No

Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo

>>723697554
Wolfenstein: The New Order

>>723697114
Yume Nikki?

> Sexy wiccan shoots angels with massive swagger

>>723697531
Hearthstone

>daddy loses daughter
>becomes pedo 20 years later
>dooms humanity to keep her

>>723697875
Yeet

>>723697939
yeah.

>>723697233
>never played it but, Mother/Earthbound?
nope, this guy got it >>723696351

but the mother series is actually pretty good too

especially mother 3, it may be easier and more linear than mother 2 (earthbound) but holy fuck the writing

>>723697980
Fat Princess

>>723697931
Bayonetta

>You pick one of ~150
>5v5
>Toxic People flame you and feed every game becasue the all suck
>you are the only good player

>>723698076
Yes

>>723697980
The Last of Us

> Little boy beats up dogs, crows, cultists, and aliens cuz a bee told him too
> All of the sudden Cthulhu

>>723698031
nope

additional: "her" is not his daughter

>>723697587
Correct

>>723693792
You lead an army of weird creatures into battle using 4 musical instruments

>brain dead for 100 years, wake up in another body
>the only living things are mutations and your only help is a computer
>you somewhat die in the end

>>723698119
winrar, too easy i guess

>>723693792
plethora of guns, missiles, and energy weapons
lots of cool customization until 5

>Build shit
>Can be modded
>Better than any other game in its genre
>Not Minecraft

> It's your birthday
> Ride ponies, go snorkling
> Friends hide presents in your massive vacation mansion
> Everbody thinks you're the perfect girl
> Your boyfriend doesn't have a dick

>Shoot Blue
>Shoot Yellow
>Jump around

>>723698263
fallout 4?

>>723698179
Soma

>>723698263
minecraft!

>>723698299
portal

>has a confusing storyline
>you have a key or something
>the final boss is always the same guy
>like 15 years old
>confusing as fuck.
>you are you, but theres another you, but youre him, and hes in everyone.

>>723698263
Modded Minecraft

You're a genius however you have to wrangle around 4 assholes that speak Spanish to do your bidding yet they die while telling you to fuck your mother. Meanwhile a fat fuck pulls you over to him and chops you up while his friends shit all over you and your 4 assholes say it's all your fault.

>>723698011
I got some good new and some bad news. The good news is that I found a drago's tooth, the bad news is the tooth was impaled in your wife's heart.

>Lose kid in mall
>then it starts raining

>Kid has shit physics
>Goes around licking people
>Jumps off high stuff
>Goes in portals to be big or small
>Flappy Birds minigame on a tv in game

>ending d gives you the d by deleting everything

>>723698376
Press X for Jason

>>723694558
Civ 5

>>723697883
dam u guys on u A game today

>help i'm being chased by a natural predator who is younger than me and also somehow smaller
>we are also best friends somehow even though i'm 200% sure he means to eat me
>prevent deforestation: murder fat men with glasses

You click circles like a fucking idiot, play a 1 to 9 key piano, beat the shit out of a drum or catch fruit like all those kids in zimbabwe.

>>723698376
JAAAAAASON!
JASON!
JAAAASON!

>>723698434
NIER?

>>723698474
Osu

>>723698485
Ye

>>723698518
Kys

>>723698376
Heavy Rain

>>723698263
Terraria has mods?

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>Fight people with magic men that come out of your body.

>>723694558
Civ 5

>>723698408
Goat Simulator

>>723698611
BIngo

>>723698621
Oh yeah, bigtime. It took a while for them to get off the ground but there's quite a few now

>be one of two children of opposite gender who don't know each other
>get dumped on a shitty jungle island somewhere
>find the other one (who is presumably also looking for you off screen)
>monkey climbs tree for coconuts

>>723698303
correct

>no weapons
>house full of scary shit
>run run run run run run run
>delete game.

>>723698817
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare

>>723698863
Amnesia?

>>723698863
PT?

>>723698917
>>723698918
nope

>>723698863
Amnesia

>>723698863
Amnesier The Derp Descent

>>723698863
luigi's mansion

>>723698863
Luigi's Mansion

>why are there so many monsters in this dungeon?
>because they live there.
>you have a knife if you're a shitty person.

>>723698863
Not Amnesia? Must be Outlast

>world made up entirely of hexagons
>barbarian fuckers about
>found a religion, do science shit
>name cities swear words
>die because you get nuked by a street-shitter

>>723699018
Undertale

>>723699019
Winrar
never played amnesia, but I guess its the same
>>723698966
>>723698967
>>723699000
>>723699007

>>723698301
>>723698305
>>723698355
>>723698621
Not any of these...

>>723699086
Outlast is in a mental ward, not exactly a house

>>723699059
Fuck you Ghandi

>>723697854
NYEEEEESSSS

>>723699071
correct.

>>723699059
Civ

>>723699059
Civ V

>>723699134
>poorly described

>be a cube but somehow don't know cubes exist
>oh my god it's a cube
>entire rest of the game is just progressing through multiple permutations of being continually amazed by this same revelation

>>723698104
Dotka 2

>>723699215
Fair point

>Have to deal with family members all the time
>Always another problem when you visit that you need to help sort out
>dude starts making your friends fight you

>>723698473
The Last Guardian? I rilly amn't sure.

>Give me scissors!61!

>where to go?
>hidden rooms everywhere
>last boss is basically shooting doors
>blow up everything
>too slow, you dont get to see sarkeesians nightmare

>>723699219
Tom was Alone

>things start out ok, become vaguely creepy, ending in a cry for help in finding someone's lost friend in the real world.

>>723698263
Rimworld?

>>723699324
nop

>be villian
>invincible until game 4

>never accept the hotdog from the only black man
>looking for sailors
>beat people up
>get on boat
>fuck off

the kickstarter funded indie game with the cringiest and most cancerous fanbase

>>723695164
Rainbow six siege?

>>723699321
Metroid

> Game about punching people
> Walk into a bar and start punching people
> Some giant golem-god is narrating but you don't care
> Keep punching people wherever you go
> Rescue some weird giant bird-thing
> Suddenly another golem-god
> Don't care, punch everything

>>723699301
mgs2

>>723699395
overlord?

>>723695866
Monster Hunter Freedom Unite

>>723699418
Undertail

>>723699301
>You must be Ames.

>>723699418
undertale

game itself is pretty good though
introduces a kernel of ethics that was missing in the realm of popular games
not many games can do that at all so it's not to the game's discredit that it didn't manage to do it as well as it could have

>>723699507
>We have managed to avoid drowning.

>>723699219
Fez

>>723699627
wenror

>Be edgy dude
>Have french friend and old man with you at airport
>100 year old man tell you your friends are big bullys
>go to beat up friends

>>723699418
fez

>>723699421
yup

>>723699395
no

>>723699441
ye

>>723699676
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOJO

>race motorbikes
>ahh-eee-ahh
>fuck you officer o'connor

>>723699766
N-NANI?!
Yea it's eyes of heaven

>start long journey
>explosions immediately
>end of journey

>>723695963
OW?

>>723699491
no

>>723698123
Earthbound

>>723699982
yee

>>723696654
nobody?
/vg/ probably knew /v/ probably not

>>723696368
Monkey Island

>>723699914
Halo?

>>723693792
>blue
>orange
>blue
>orange
>blue
>orange
>blue
>orange

>>723693927
unturned?

>>723696783
Zone-Tans Anal Adventure 2

>>723700179
Portal 2 as played by two autists

>>723700179
oh this was already done whoop

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OFF.

>>723697114
OFF was the precursor to Undertales success due to similar themes and intense coverage by YouTube let's plays. It's not that obscure.

>>723700188
>Zone-Tans Anal Adventure 2
I looked it up, there is no such game

>>723699269
Assassin's Creed?

>>723698710
Bingo

>>723698161
Patapon??

>>723700074
Can I have another clue senpai?

>>723700409
You don't say

>hunt monsters for living
>bang every bitch with a pulse along the way
>no money for weapons because spent on hookers

>>723698352
KH

>snakes, birds and fish duke it out
>KGB FOAM
>friendship drive

>>723699059
Fuck You Ghandi, I Have Nukes: The Game

>>723700594
Witcher

>>723700594
Witcher

>mention the title
>you automatically lose
>has no point

>>723700539
>>723700074
>nobody plays it for the gameplay, or story or characters
>characters are pretty well done though

>Everyone has damage
>Be the better person

>>723700832
The Game.

And also, No Man's Sky

>>723700832
The Game

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>>723700912
>>723700929

>>723700409
Fuck, you caught me.
You goddamn degenerate

>Like the little mermaid
>but no mermaids
>drugs
>lots and lots of drugs
>golf is cool too

>world is medieval europe but upside down
>big bosses are maybe monsters maybe not
>whenever the jews start a society the whites trash it
>most jews now live in actual ghettos or are slaves
>jews actually caused all the problems in the world

>try to reach bitch to fuck
>enter a lot of wrong buildings before finding her

>>723701476
Mario

> Psychologist wants to turn you into a hooker
> Instead fight sentient sludge in your own mind
> Also there's a rabbit, a cat and a caterpillar