Vaguely describe a video game while others try to guess which.

DO I LOOK LIKE A MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN TO YOU CABRON

>be me
>be Gears of War 2
what am I?

>most convoluted control scheme ever
>the game is a meme
>drills

>>723690544
>Picking up trash: the game

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>>723690666

>>723690666
Gears of War 3?

>>723689505

>>723690754
watch dogs?

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>>723690754

>>723690785
Nope

>>723690738
No, try again.

Hint: Gears of War 1+1

>>723690612
no one can solve mine appearantly

>>723690544
>cops nd robbers
>military hardware
>hardly any servers

>>723690720
surgeon simulator

>>723690813
Gears of War 11?

>>723690813
Gears of War 4

>build spaceships
>assholes burn your home planet for building said ships
>set out on journey to take their home planet

>>723690754
System Shock 2

>>723690848
Beaners

>>723690898
No

>>723690666
Gears of whore?

>>723690869
APB

>>723690848
ITs gta sa, durr.

>>723690666
Gears of War 2?

>Kill shit
>Make shit
>Shotgun with bayonet on a stick
>FUCKING BLACK ELECTRIC FIRE SPITTING TREX AND ELECTRIC MONKEY MAN BULL
>Not a survival game

they're neither black nor guards

>>723690026
>>723690366
>>723690651

Okay people are not getting this one apparently.
The reason I was more awesome than my boss was because I got wings before he did.
So the undead son of a bitch threw me in a water pit

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>>723690880
>>723690888

No, sorry I'll try to be more clear.

Hint: Gears of War 2

>>723690612
Cesar Vialpando while jacking the truck for Toreno

>Grandpa scolds you for not finding all the secrets

>>723690933
Nope

>>723690754
>>723689505
It seems this one is a bit difficult so i'm giving a hint: Your friend dies and you're finding out who's the killer.

>>723690544

Decorative floor covering feng shui sets a ragtag bunch of hooligans on an adventure.

>Wake up on strange island
>Nobody around
>whoever owns this place is really into fucking books.

>>723691053
Myst

>>723690995
Call of Duty

>>723690995
I think I've got it this time

is it bioshock?

>>723690544

I see yellow/green lines

>>723691080

well that was quick

>>723691053
Myst

>>723691049
Correction: Not really your friend, more like a random stranger.

>>723691049

Pac Man

>>723691088
Yes

>>723691101
No, sorry.

>>723690993
LoK: Soul Reaver 2

>be me
>sociopath
>dress like a freak
>stalk and beat people up
>have a penchant for young boys

>>723691152
Not even close

>>723691148

Ms. PacMan

>>723690896

Any takers?

>>723691175
Milo?

>>723690666
dawn of war

>>723690993
Soul Reaver

Raziel is my man

>>723691156
Damn it, gimme a hint would ya?

>>723690995
Gears of War Judgement?

>>723691167
Well actually the first one but close enough

>>723691175
Batman?

>>723690544
You die.

>be greedy
>pirate ship
>black guy as your best friend

should be easy enough /b/

>>723691201
No

>>723691216
Yep

>transported to differnt dimension
>fight demons
>play guitar

>>723691248
Yeah

you is a helicopter and you shoot tanks with stinger missiles and shit

>>723691249
Life?

u can go back in time and you're an 18 year old chick

which game no google

>>723690869
bf hardline?

>>723691220
Okay sorry, so it's a game called Gears of War 2 by Epic games. What am I?

>>723691236
never played any of them but after hint 100 i got where this is going

>we've managed to avoid drowning

>>723691261
Brutal Legend

>>723691254
AC4

>>723690878
no
hint
>rocketship

>celtic myths
>8/10 story
>localization team sucks
>has gone from f2p to p2w

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>>723691197

no its PacMan

>>723691261
Brutal Legend

>>723691347
Yes

>>723691328
dick kickem?

>>723691310
Yeah, +1.

>>723691301
life is a bitch

>>723691346
Metal Gear Solid 2

>>723691328
Bolts of Battle?

> build up a prison
> great fun
> build every facility available in 3 hours
> get bored
> never play again

>Go to investigate a mansion
>weird shit, empty and quiet
>the fucking undead
>use unconventional weaponry to kill them
>plot twist ending and bad voice acting

>>723691389
No actually, it's Hacknet.

>>723691301
life is strange
love that game

>you killed my father
>now i must kill you
>equip x

>>723691427
Prison architect

you is a nigger pirate and you fight some weird ass monsters that defy logic and shouldn't even exist

>>723691428

Luigi's Mansion

>>723691428
non hd version of resident evil!

>>723691428
Luigi's Mansion

>>723691401
Correct.

>>723691419
Sorry no

You'll never get this.

https://youtu.be/asNcneOxjYg

>>723691464
You're faster than light.

>>723691261
jack blacks game but i dont know its name :/

>>723691483
>>723691482
Luigi's Mansion

>>723691427
prison archatect

Go through a lot of bullshit just to add fuel to a fire.

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>>723690544

>>be me
>>mercenary
>>kill monkeys
>>save frogs
>>fuck a pink pussy
>>AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>instincts

>>723691493
yaaaaay I win

travel through time to get crystals
kill motherfuckers that get in my way
its cold on the first level

>>723691328
Infinity Blade by Epic Games

>>723691507
If that's a joke, then i see what you did there.

>>723691558
Timespkittets2

>>723691570
No, but you're close. It's an MMORPGFPSRTS

>>723691600
bingo!

>>723690726
katamari

>>723691346
sonic

>>723691360
vindictus

>>723691558

Crash Bandicoot 2?

>>723691451

come on /b/

>>723690972
Still no one?

>>723691346
Bioshock

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>>723691433

no its Ms PacMan

> I am a genius tard
> I'm afraid of the ocean
> My parents are gypsies
> Parents won't let me go to tard camp
> I run off and go to tard camp anyway
> Turns out I am king of the tards
> Camp coach stealing kids brains
> Perform some inception shit
> Stop camp coach's plot
> Doesn't afraid of daddy
> I am now an official tard

>>723691657
Nah mgs2

>everyone hates you for no apparent reason
>have 2 supermodel girlfriends
>your horse is broken

>animal masks
>boom boom bang bang

difficulty level 1/10

>>723691507
FTL

>>723691263
Eternal Darkness?

>PTSD simulator 2016

BIOSHOK

>>723691627

No, Mabinogi but more than close enough.

>>723691632

you can do it /b/

>>723691708
Witcher 1-3

>>723691716
Max: An Autistic Journey

>>723691670
Psychonuggets

designated nuclear nations

>>723691670
Psychonauts

>on a train
>have super shit guns
>2 hours later
>have good guns
>300 hours later
>gun that shoots fucking swords that explode on impact
>more guns then i can care to count
>killed a giant ass worm like 325234 times
>dlc's together cost more then game
>buy dlc to continue leveling up past the max

>>723691670

Never even played it but, Psychonauts?

>>723691779
>>723691788
Yep!

>>723691358
space surgeon simulator?

>>723691807
Borderlands 2

>>723691811
Yes. Play it

>>723691807
No man's borderlands

>>723691807
Borderlands?

>>723690544

>>be me
>>fight corrupted painter and bird
>>kill the darkness
>>eat everything
>>pink fairy bitch wants my balls

>>723691708
skyrim?

you need to rescue a princess but you got no sword and you need one to get past the stabby turban wearing psycho to the right.

>>723690612
Metal gear: revengance

Already did this in another thread a long time ago.

>rts
>choose between 3 races
>Robots, humans and aliens
>gather crystals and farts to build an army

>>723691849
>>723691866
>>723691877
yea

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you swim through rings in the ocean and you can shoot out noises through your nose

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>>723691749
Hard mode
>You are a ball
>You roll in the sky
>You eat fruit

>>723691922
The very first prince of persia?

>>723691913
Kirby

>>723691983
yep

>>723691807
Borderlands 2

> riding rockets
> push others from rockets with sticks

>>723691957
Ecco

>>723691957
Ecco the Dolphin

>>723691926
starcraft

>>723692019
Quidditch modern warfare

>>723690666
Super Mario Bros.

>>723692019
Just Cause

>>723692057
Yep

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>>723691990
yeah dawg

> Ducks with shotguns

>>723692073
Kek

>>723690720
Star Fox

>>723690995
Star Wars Battlefront?

>>723691249
Any soulsborn game

>>723692073
>>723692080
wrong

>>723692104
But not any kirby... its rainbow curse or power paintbrush

>>723692112
Duk gam

>>723690972
>>723691633
Tard Hint:
The Objective of the game is the name of it.

>>723692112

duck game

also RUSH get

>>723692173
>>723692195
correcto!

>>723690726
Universal Studios Theme Parks Adventure

>You are a pro skater

>MAGIC
>kill friends unintentionally

>>723692191
Monster hunter?

>>723692160

I was actually referring to the Crystal Shards

>>723691709
Hotline Los Angeles ?

>>723692130
no

>>723692272
Finally
Correcto Friendo

>>723692270
Final Fantasy XV

>>723692270
Magicka or something

>>723692263
tony hawk

>>723690896
Asendency?

>>723692263
BMXXX

> omg guns guns explosions
> shoot sandniggers grab camels
> drive tanks shoot massive crab omfg
> omg shooting wtf guns explosions
> kill the sandnigger boss
> suddenly aliens
> dont care keep shooting
> omfg guns explosions
> kill aliens
> get bitches
> win game

Used cars:
>Toyota Supra JZA0 Turbo

>>723692316
no
>>723692317
yes

>>723692280
Ahhhh
Zero two is the ball and bird
Pink bitch is Ribbon

>>723690726
>>723691627
>>723692261
Mine was a bit vague, sorry. It was Chibi-Robo

>>723692328
Naw.

Hint: It's an RTS.
Other hint: One of the levels near the end takes a stupid long time to beat.

>>723692351
Doom

>>723692351
Srs sam?

>Heere we gooo
>Yahoo
>Woohoo
>AAAHAHAHAHAAA

bunch of pissed off germans trying to kill you.
they have futuristic technology but its not the future.

> fuck yeah, two hot bitches!
> one is kawai, the other is evil
> Orcs get in your way to fuck the bitches

>im a slut with a chainsaw

>>723692480
>>723692485
Nope to both

>>723692493
Wilfenstine

I want say Duke Nukem or Metal Slug

>kid
>live on island
>just want to play volley ball n shit
>all my friends are on the island
>suddenly, i am a fucking hero
>flying thru space
>killing everything with a door opener

>>723692489
Sr pelo's super wahoo bros

>>723692489
Mario

>Be me
>be on pirate ship
>pew pew nice win m8
>"ok we vote for better ship next time"
>votes same ship
>little kids all-capping chat
>Incompetent captain
>all in a kid's game

>>723692525
Lollipop Chainsaw

>>723690896
homeworld

>>723692489
its a me a mario

>>723692495

Catherine?

>>723692525
jessica nigri

>>723692525
jailbaitpop chainsaw

>>723692525
lollipop chainsaw

Minecraft

>>723692607
Is it terraria?

>>723692607
Kys

>>723692571

There we go!

>>723692575
Jessica Nigger
Kek

>>723691716
Max Payne

>>723692607
Terraria

>frog eating flies
>ride a dragon
>game about math

>>723692574
no

>>723692607
7 days to die

>>723692699
Fag fractions

>>723692351
Castle Crashers boi.

>I'm a filthy rodent
>love fruit
>things try to kill me, but can't if I don my mask

>>723692351
Metal slug 3

>Mom's a fanatic that hears voices
>She sometimes travesties me
>Take all my belongings
>Poop on the floor
>She wants to kill me
>So I kill her destroying her vagina

>Hot ass goddess
>Sword Bow
>Hot ass snake bitch
>Villain is a huge purple cuntface

>>723692847
Bondage of Isaac

>>723691249
Dark souls

>>723692847
Boi

>>723692878
Damn right !

>>723692764
Nope.

>>723692808
Yeesss, Metal Slug

>>723692847
The Binding of Isaac

>>723692780
The Uncharted 4 Minigame

>>723692780
Crash bandicoot

>>723692641
>>723692642
>>723692678
>>723692719

Sorry guys, i know It was hard.
The answer is Minecraft.
Its a new game, pretty underground but its gonna get big.

>>723692859
Final Fantasy XIII-2

>game with cards
>cards cost actual money
>everyone complains
>game becomes free4play

>>723692859

Kid Icarus

>>723692967
Nope

>>723692975
Magic Duels?

>>723692730
aye

>>723691328
Battlefield 4?

>>723692994
Correct

>>723690896
Killzone

>>723692489
Mario

>jump off a dam
>shoot up a library
>take a walk through a jungle

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>I didn't ask for this

>>723693077
That wouldn't be Killzone

It'd be the second or third

Fuck the Helghast

>>723692351
crysis?

>>723693115
Goldeneye

>Started from nothing, now i'm like white people in the 18's using other indigenes as slaves
>Spent entire time playing selling spices to build dick like ship
>Forgot to desactive auto turret, now the bad boys are crushing my empire

>>723692540
final fantasy X?

>be in helicopter
>crash
>shit ton of stuff happens
>you kill guys
>be in helicopter
>crash
>oh shit it was all a dream
>welcome to dubai

>you just lost it.

http://www.hackertyper.com/ : the vidya

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> Fucking russians everywhere
> Living like rats in tunnels
> All of the wildlife wants to eat my face
> MFW I finally get my revenge
> MFW I nuke everything in sight

>Krow Klux Klan

What game am I?

>>723690720
Payday 2

>>723693183
Nope, already been guessed tho

>>723692540
Kingdom Hearts

>>723693193
Yup

$15 to have no gender and hug a flower

> one letter game
> die and retry

two options

>kill your nuke
>son boston

>>723693296
Metro 2033

>>723693296
Metro 2033?

>>723693263
Fuck you, The Game

here is a easy one
>gas the snipers
>the producers give a shit about the game

>>723693372
Correct comrade

>>723693022
no

>>723693336
$10*

1

>Water = free hp.

2

>using potatoes as grenades

3.

>Colored bananas

4

>every new game provides nothing to the story, despite seeming to. Couple jump scares, still unsure what game is about. Starts with F.

>>723693354
fallout4

>>723693296
S.T.A.L.K.E.R?

>>723693344
N

>>723693440
No but it's close

>>723691709
payday 2?

>>723693447
No. One letter game = one letter compose the name but it's not one char long

>>723692540
Kingdom hearts

>wake up in a destroyed facility
>about the end you fight a robot that tries to gas you while a potato helps you

>>723693532
N+

>>723693344
VVVVVV

>anxiety
>go to bathroom
>friend is kill
>go back in time
>fuck shit up
>face consequences or face reality
>feels

>"Mayor why would you nuke your own city???"

>>723693532
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

>>723693252
Spec Ops?

>>723693573
Protels2

>Be a guy
>Die in Act 1, probably.
>Lol, I already knew all my friends, I just forgot them.
>Whatever

>>723693573
Portal

ok let's try this

>ur a nigger

here i go:
>space
>aeiou

>>723693599
yup !

>>723693600
Fahrenheit.

>>723693639
correct!

>Play as a black guy
>All game have cops after you
>Your friends orders a lot of food at drive throw at one point

>>723693651
John Madden

>>723693283
every game that lets you pretend to be a hacker

>>723693303
Dishonored
Bioshock Infinite

easy one
>60$ !

>>723693684
nein

>>723693573
Portal 2

>>723693640
Nobody Has To Die?

>>723693651
Vowels in space

>>723693651
boonmase afla

>>723693710
For honor

>4 guys
>undead
>go to point A to point B

>>723693687
GTA: Santa Andrea

> it's war
> you're a stupid bunch of civilians, not soldiers
> build a shelter and shit
> starve to death
> scavenge
> die from all sort of shits
> survive 3 weeks, win.

>>723693651
VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV?

>>723693646
gta san andreas

>>723693792

Next thread operational

>>723693700
right!

>>723693687
>All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ

>>723693651
John Madden
John Madden
John Madden

>you recovered

>>723693600
Life is strange?

>>723693710
NMS

> team of 4 with a nigger, a redneck, an alpha and a monkey
> zombies everywhere
> kill'em all
> mfw

>>723693877
ye

>>723693756
no

>>723693886
yes

>>723693726
Nein

>>723691558
Timesplitters

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>the game that always remembers me i'm a looser
>your awnser depends on your opinions about good or bad games
>checkmate my dude

Fight dead humans infected with alien virus

>>723693829
War is hell, This War of Mine

>Daily life in russia : simulator

>>723694023
Second guess correct

>you died
>Punch wall.

>>723693910
left 4 dead

> Hey murderdog have you seen a little girl
> Her name is Cheryl, she's little and she's a girl
> Hey sexy cop have you seen a little girl
> Omg wtf is that thing it's flappy and it's trying to kill me
> The siren means now is time for running
> Oh my god I pissed myself
> Hey satan have you seen a little girl

>>723693710
Yup Bioshock Infinite

>>723694009
Dead space

>>723694009
Dead Space

>>723691708
Witcher

>>723694009
Prototype ?

>>723694139
silent hill

>>723694162
Yes

>>723694189
Yes

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>Choose to side with supreme chivilrous fedora gents
>mfw everyone else seems to have decided to be either a weeb or racist skyrim reject
>Campaign revolves around the worst case of PMS in gaming history.

>>723694205
Good shit, beat all 3

>>723694302
I dunno, worst case of PMS would probably go to F.E.A.R

>>723694002
hyperdimensional neptunia?

>>723694033
mother russia bleeds
Stalker
Postal
metro 2033

>>723694307
Same, have all the achievements for each

> Crash car, kill wife
> Become The Punisher of hell

>>723691913
Princess link the legends of Zelda

>>723691296
Kek

>>723694428
Painkiller

>>723694476
Yep

DEUS VULT: THE VIDYA

>>723694538
For honor

>>723692351
The war in Iraq

>Most underrated racing game in history
>The fucking earthquake
>Waaaaah waaaaaah wa wa

> Tryhard faggot writing horror book
> Gets so far up his own ass he writes about himself
> Absolutely loses his mind but not his ego

INITIAL D THE VIDYA

>>723694706

Alan Wake

>>723694620
Crash Team Racing

>>723694759
Exactly

>>723694807

Wrongo

>>723693792

>>723694889
Diddy Kong Racing?