*blocks your path*

>>723689702
Ok cool. I was going to the bathroom.

>>723689787
Plz let me past let col putin
Plz zzz

>>723689702
Just hand over the gun so I can shoot Trump. I know he's your key to controlling America, but just, let it go

>>723689702
I can picture him having anime style super speed and appearing out of nowhere

>>723690971
This makes sense

>>723690863
Shill trying hard to be funny wewlad

>>723689702
those pants are a few sizes too big aren't they

>>723689702

dudes like 4'3", I'd just walk over him.

>>723689702
>Putin 5'7" 160lbs
>Me 6'2" 215lbs

The fuck out my way.

>>723689702
He is my goal.
and so if he blocks my path, he simply moves the goal closer to me.

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>>723689702
How you doin?

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He's a manlet, no big deal

>>723691595
>Putin 5'7 Ex KGB
>You 6'2 /b/tard

He is your way now, fucker.

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>>723689702
* uses poke flute*

>>723691774
desperate russian cuck shilling.

You like having him steal your tax money?

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Out of the way shortie. Grownups have to get through

>>723689702

Sorry sir, but I need to get back to the Whitehouse. I've got a country to run. P-please sir?

>>723691595
>black belt karate
>sambo mos
>judo mos
bitch please

>>723689702
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr8glaM4ruM

>>723692009

How many nukes do you own?

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>>723689702
Bow down and get the Order of Saint Andrew cause fuck yeah Orthodox

>>723689702
Hello Mr. Putin, I am deposed nigerian prince
Please share bank info so I can send RUB

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"i wish i was a little bit taller"

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I give him the thumbs up

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>>723691774
If you're assuming that I'm anything like you, you'd be wrong.

>>723689702
Check em, Russian nigger

>>723692009
>>723691774

Kickboxing, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Judo and 5 years of semi pro boxing. I would fucking destroy Putin, not that I want to.

>>723689702
"Are u Putin me on?"

>>723692754
'no, im just Stalin you'

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_8IK3Sy8E

>>723689702
Not for long
>mangekyō sharingan

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>>723693251

THATS MY DOOR MR PUTIN

YOU ARE BEING AGGRESSION

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>>723693251

>>723693305
Weeb

>>723689702
I says - "Fuck off russhit"

>>723693542
then he turns the valve and you freeze to death in your shack while RT calls you a nazi

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>>723693580

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"Don't worry- I got this."

>>723692601
training at a local gym for 5 years and sparring other spergs doesnt really prepare you like a special forces unit and 20+ years of service do. But sure you would lol

>>723691595

He would fuck you up so bad...

>>723692601

We all are tough guys on the internet.

>>723693542

3edgy5me

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>>723689702
*votes democratically to rejoin Russia*
>pic related, me btw :3

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>>723694762
Lol I have 50 pounds of muscle on him and know how to fight. I'm not saying I'm the toughest dude in the world but if you knew anything about fighting you realize how one-sided of a fight it would be. Solid 50 pound weight difference is a massive advantage. If it was 50 pounds of undisciplined extra baggage that would be a different story but it's not. I've been in a lot of fights both in the ring slash octagon and out of it. Never once have I felt threatened by a man Putins size. I don't care if he was trained by Bruce Lee I would hammer him into the fucking ground like the manlet he is.

>>723689702
Then he can feel free to block the path of my bullet, with his head...

>>723694762
I'm probably twice as old as you but I'm half his age which is another massive advantage.

>>723691839
cuck

>>723689702
afternoon mr president

>>723689702
Someone plz shop him as Cell. lmao