You have 10 SECONDS to name a better burger than FIVE GUYS. >protip:

burgerfi

now please fuck off, i'm stating facts

>>723689208
Freddys

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>>723689208
mel's country cafe in tomball TX

That looks like someone puked in a foil cup.

>>723689208
only the cheese has been made by five guys in this burger

>>723689363

TOTS

homemade

>>723689377
nice dubs. i ate at 5 guys recently. $8 for a shit tier burger...bland as fuck.

>>723689439
This

Them jalepenos bring me back every time. They taste like they pick them right after you order.

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venison bacon jalapeño sliders washed down with cold shiner bock

>>723689208
>I fucking hate it when murcains post burgers that I can't buy
It's not fun when in stoned

>>723689439
>>723689483
*tips fedora*

I was at a 5 gyes ones it was ok till about 45 minutes later I started to trow my guts up I gess. It had to do with the hole place was a bunch of niggers runing it o well I'll never eat thare agen

I never been to Five Guys the name turns me off from wanting to go there.. sounds like some fag shit.

>>723689208
Maybe the ones in Canada are just slipping, but they are shit to how they used to be where I live. These days they are too dry and not worth the price. They used to be juicy and delicious.

>>723689363
Im on the wall. 281 anon reporting

>>723689577
Those are some mediocre looking plebeburgers you got there!

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>>723689208
These are better than fast food but they sit like a brick in your stomach. There are a ton of local places in my town that make FAR better burgers.

Even chains like shake shack make a better burger.

Five guys is the Stella Artois of burgers

>pic related
One of the best burgers in the country

>>723689743
77088 here

>>723689735
Nobody will suspect you of being gay if you go there. Homophobs are so dumb.

When I eat garbage food, nothing is better than in n out. Inexpensive, and damn is it good.

>>723689655
>implies superiority to "niggers"
>spells like a retard

>>723689818
they simple and tasty. i'm sorry you're jelly

>>723689208

Dunkin Donuts is shit.

Best donut: Donut Bar, San Diego

Best coffee: literally anything else. Peet's, Starbuck's, 7-fucking-11, my local Chevron station

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>>723689208
Krusty Krab.

cookout

>>723689279

you got the burgerfi password? is it secure?

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fudd's has decent burglars

best burger i have ever had. blows 5 guys away.
https://www.yelp.com/biz/the-riders-club-cafe-san-clemente

>>723689735
Yeah you're right to not go. When you go in its five guys dancing as they make your burger, with their shirts tied up to show their belly buttons and they pour milkshakes on each other and rub it all over their bodies. When you get up to the counter they try to convert you to gay.

>>723689996
Another vote for cookout. They aren't top tier but they are better than most.

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>>723689577

"they're so good I can't even post the picture right" said faggot anon.

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>>723690021

>>723690060
yep...you faggots always say that. :)

>>723690053
>decent

>>723689208
over rated and over priced

>>723689735
>sounds like some fag shit.

you are correct. it is a gay burger / glory hole place. you get a discount if you spend 20 minutes in the glory hole booth (you know, on the side the cocks come/cum in)

>>723689208
they're good for fastfood, any decent restaurant burger trumps them everyday of the week

>>723689208
burger king

>>723689857
>>>723689735
>Nobody will suspect you of being gay if you go there. Homophobs are so dumb.

everyone will suspect you of being gay if you post this shit

>>723689208
MacDolans

>be severe nut-allergyfag

feels bad man

>>723689208
>An amerifat went to a new burger place
>>723689208

>>723689857
>>723690021
All i am saying is if a company wants me to eat a fucking good burger make it sound good.. why would i want to eat at five guys?

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Nothing beats a cream cheese stuffed jalapeño encrusted deep fried burger loaded with literally the works served on a homemade honey infused bun!!! My god its gorgeous!! Pic unrelated but relative to the epicness of this burger

>>723689655
Nice bait

TGI Friday's do some pretty amazing bacon burgers, Five guys overcook the bacon which gives it a disgusting crispy taste.

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subway has the best burger

>>723690227
>>723689857
>>723690276
>>723689735

and yes, you have to service 5 guys in the glory hole booth to get the discount. that's where the name comes from. 5 Guys. Duh.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=23503286

>>723689208
I don't do burgers. Plus, they have mediocre fries that are overrated. Now, wing stop is good

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the all day breakfast burger from Kelsey's

>>723690646
>wing stop is good

if you like waiting 3 weeks for a fucking order of wings

Slater's 50/50!!!!!!!!

>>723690646
wing stop puts sugar on their fries. SUGAR....fucking god damn SUGAR on their fucking fries....fucken commie bastards

>>723690383
Yeah the name's a little odd. I don't take the gay narrative away from it but everyone's different

>>723690736
Are we arguing about health or the best? Cause five guys burgers aren't healthier

>>723690712

word. my phone battery dies just trying to surf the web waiting for an order at wingstop, that's how long it takes

>>723689208
King Marcel.

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>>723689208
Frugal's. Whataburger, burgers I grill up myself.

Five guys sucks more cock than you do OP

>>723689208
Lucky 13, SLC.

Five Guys is relatively garbage.

>>723689208
fun fact: burgers are a loss leader for five guys, they make almost all of their profit on selling fries and sodas.

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You fucking kids don't know shit. You won't even step into the place that has the best burgers so you don't even know how good they are. now you've reduced them to places where the homeless go for free wifi. you make me sick.

you want good burgers, go to the Scottish place. Period.

>>723689208
Paradise Pup on River Road in Des Plaines, IL. Don't let it existing in the sane town as the first McDonald's throw you off...this is greasy shack dining at it's finest. The only non-chain burger I know of that you can get in less than 5 minutes for about $5 and be surprised by how good it is. It's five minutes from O'Hare. If you are flying into Chicago, you owe it to yourself to check it out (closed on Sundays and get there when it opens at 10am or be prepared to wait...on warm weather days, the wait can be quite long. It's worth it.)

>>723689208
blakes. inandout. whatburger. burgerville.

>>723689208
pretty much any real old school greasy spoon diner.

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Welcome to America, we like burgers.

>>723689208
white castle. dairy queen

Burger brothers, Brighton UK.

In and out burger
Smash burger

>>723691578
Thanks for the schooling, geezer. Um, do tou have an address or has Alzheimer's already set in?

>>723691835
and guns.

>>723691897
Smash fries were were the greatest. To bad my closest one closed

>>723689208
Five guys I'd over priced disgusting, messy garbage.

Go to Hodads faggot

>>723689208
mine that i make.

>>723692123
*is not I'd

>>723689735
Bukkake burger

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>>723689208
Lotteria.

Five Guys burgers are needlessly expensive, high in fat, and carrying boatloads of calories.

How the fuck haven't any of you faggots said Denny's

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>>723692398
>

>>723692123
another Californian thinking everyone lives in their bubble. 5 Guys is all over the country I never even heard of your local hamburger store until you just mentioned it.

>>723692373
>squid burger
yeah I'm gonna run right out and get two of those fuckers

>>723689841
At least it looks good

Canada steak burger is way better

>>723692123
Hodads aint the same since the original owner died

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>>723692659
It tastes good too. Worth going out of your way for

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>>723692606
Won't cost you an arm and a leg, either.

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>>723692778
Props to Bocado too.

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Bastard Burgers in Lulea and Uppsala!

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IN-n-OUT is really good

Elevation burger.
Without a doubt.

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>>723689208
Jackson House in harrisburg PA
although their hours are like only lunch only on weekdays only in cash

>>723692373
its needlessly expensive because its delicious fatty calorie filled stupidity.

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>>723693214
Yeah, it's pretty groce.

>>723692902
I moved to texas for a year and tried in and out while I was there.
You do realize that they are not much better then mcdonalds right? There is really nothing good about their burgers at all. Its absolutely just fastfood crap which is fine for fastfood but nothing better then Wendys

big mac. 1/4 pounder wit ches

>>723693338
Bruger Kangs

>>723689208
steak n' shake
hardees (carl's jr. in the west)
smashburger

Thanks OP now I know what I'm going to have for dinner. Not from 5 guys though but still...

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>>723691974
>do tou have an address

little faggot needs google maps to find a McDonald's.

>SMH

>>723689363
That burger looks basic as fuck.
Tots are making me hungry tho

>>723693417
Yes, agreed.
Steak 'n' Shake.

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>>723693450
Monday

>>723692855

two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun.

looks delicious.

>>723690714
This fucker right here gets it. The Counter has very similar burgers too.

>>723693338
Man your taste buds must be retarded or somethin

>>723693616
>The Counter
Seems like a good place. Been underwhelmed every time. I would have liked to have liked that place it was near my old job.

>>723693302
So is your grammar

>>723693511
burgers by being burgers are pretty basic.

>>723689208
But I can. You stupid fuck.

>>723689208
There really isn't a better burger chain. For the price of a McDonald's burger you can get a fat superior, God-like burger from 5 Guys. Fries are top-tier as well.

>>723689208

The burgers my mother grills, bitch.

>>723689208
McDonald's Cheeseburger

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Hodads

>>723689208
I liked the Friday's one back in the day

>>723693638
Nope, you guys must just be deprived of real meat. Everyone I know who is from the east coast cant understand why you guys love in and out so much who tried it. Its literally just premade prepared fast food shit. Have you never had a good burger before?

>>723689208
literally anything else.

>>723689208
>Chili's
>Freddy's
>Double western with mayo from Carl's Jr.

>>723689208
omg dude a cheeseburger with fried mushrooms and onions, steak sauce. and a little fry. you're making me hungry

>>723689743
Baytown checking in

Lobster roll
Pork roll egg and cheese on a kaiser bun.

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>>723689208
Look at this burnt meat, that bread FFS! Fuck you, this looks bad, may taste good but looks like shit

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>>723689841
>go to mc donalds
>order this

>Burgerville

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For me it's the McChicken, the best fast food sandwich.

>>723689996
One of my exs loved that place. I used to call it buttfuckers...he'd get so mad, it was hilarious.

>>723694212
Did you fuck him in the butt after eating there?

>>723689208

Shake Shack or if in Toronto, Holy Chuck of Burgers Priest.

Those two are what happens when you combine a shake shack a five guys and an in n out

Canadian copying at its best

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>>723691835
and other stuff..

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black and bleu burglar from brick house tavern and tap.

>cajun season beef patty
>bleu cheese
>carmelized onions
>jalapeños
>tots

>>723694212
i call it ruddfuckers and my wife gets pissed.

tits or GTFO

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>>723689208
shake shack DUMB DUMB

You have 10 SECONDS to name a more expensive burger than FIVE GUYS.
>protip: you can't.

>>723690053
Got food poisoning twice from 2 different cookouts. Once from niggers once from high school students. I think I'll make it myself or try Mexicans from now on.

>>723689208
Every place that serves burgers that is not McDonald's, Burger King, or another fast-food franchise.
Only benefit of going to Five Guys is you know the food will be hot when you get it.

>>723689208
BurgerFi, Fuddruckers.

Also, In N Out is way overrated

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used to go get a wagyu beef burger once a month. sure it's $75 but you only live once.
words don't even do justice how good these taste.

>>723694925
for $75, the waitress better be topless while she's feeding it to me

>>723690692
This looks glorious

6 girls fam.

>>723692084
Yeah the one I peoria IL closed too

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>>723693567
Whomever thought that up should be strung up

>>723689208
wendy's baconator

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>this whole thread's got me like

>>723694925
had 2 in Vegas for 100 each! 4 of us our tip was over 75!! kek

in-n-out nigga

>>723695306
I said that already you fucking bitch dick, you must be the nigger since you can't read other people's post

>>723694925
$75 for a tiny burger in an oversized bun. I have some magic beans if you want to buy some? $1000

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>>723694925
$75 the fuck?! It's just meat and bread.

>>723689208
/thread

Fuck you OP, now I want hamburger

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BurgerFuel, esp. actually in NZ.
>/Thread

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>>723695450

Frankie and bennies

>>723689208
Zoey Quinn

>>723689208
Mr. Fatty

>>723696682
That patty is made from shit quality meat or seriously undercooked

>>723689208
IN N Out
Whatta burger
Mc Donald's
Anything but that shit

>>723689208
Ronald McTrump

>>723689208

TOPS (Florida)

>>723689208
Slow Death

>two rib eye steaks
>half pound of poor quality beef mince
>grind into a bowl and two eggs seasoning
>mix shape into patties and fry
Mood need for outside burgers

>>723691835
Pizza, faggot.

>>723694212
Tits or gtfo

>>723690692
Canadafag

>>723689881
Underrated. Especially if you're a nigger.

>>723689208
The custom job I make in the kitchen. Use 90/10 ground beef, press out some seriously fat and well seasoned half pound patties,buy artisan bread at a deli put whatever the fuck I want on it.

>You're right it took more than 10 seconds to type this, damnit

>>723697616
t. larper

>>723689208
Krystals is better

>>723689208
Big Mac with bacon

>>723689363
lame

>>723689208
Any steakhouse

>>723697491
don't h8, it's gr8

>>723689577
AIN'T NOTHING FINER THAN A SHINER

>>723691835
Is that the "Quadruple bypass"?

ZEBB'S

It's funny when non- Americans try to give us advice on things that they no nothing about i.e. Burgers, pizza, tacos, toothbrushes, invading countries etc etc

>>723698133
>pizza, tacos
These aren't American

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>>723689208
me watching this pic

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Patty melts

>>723698178
Our versions are. Fuck off.

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Not a troll post, but the perfect McDouble is actually the best burger. Legit. When they make it right

>>723689208
Five Guys is jack in the box tier.not bad but definitely overpriced and overrated

>>723697835
yes. yes, you are. :)

>>723698178
Have you ever had pizza in Italy or a taco in Mexico? They fucking suck, stupid fucking Mexicans use tongue and brain on they're tacos and the god damn Italians use way to much sauce, tomato eating faggots

>>723689208
Chili's makes way better burgers than that.

>>723698229
texasfag here

tried the patty melt...not a fan

just a what a burger with lettuce, grilled onions, grilled jalapeños, fries with spicy ketchup, and a root beer for me

>>723698559
American pizza has too much bread tbh

>>723698650
They're not for everyone but my God is it my favorite sandwich of all time

>>723689863
In n out is overrated trash

>>723689208
>FIVE GUYS.
whataburger obvs

Z-burger

>>723689208
Crispy mcbacon is good

>>723690692
I wanna die

>>723689208
what a small pathetic expensive burger

The Super Burger, their double bacon cheeseburger a huge 100% beef burger
for about $5.60 they raise their own cows etc..

>>723699486
but y?

i would in n out over 5 guys all day lil nigga

Rallys

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