Vaguely describe a video game while others try to guess which.

The answer is in the coffee.

>I like to manipulate people

>bird game company
>vans
>5m draw distance
>MIND THAT CHILD

>be me
>return home
>home, at least it was till I fucked everything up

>>723687320
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAH DAWG

>>723687291
Silent Hill 2?

> Watch me shoot these guys in the nuts in a million different ways

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>pixleated mmo
>14 classes
>pew pew
>holy pewpew
>SO MUCH PEW PEW
>fatass loot

>>723687320
Sa

>OP immortal god gets his ass handed to him by a little girl

>>723687310
Watch dogs

>>723687283
deadly premonition?

>>723687209
Man I drank twice as much as you... You don't see me puking lasaña all over the street

>>723687378
bullet storm or dick kickem or sniper elet

>>723687378
sniper elite?

>>723687411
Winrar

>be me
>giant turtle
>here we go again

you gotta save the world n shit

>>723687485
Indiana Jones

>on train in the best game ever
>robo bitch trys to fuck me up
>fuck him up
>train explodes

>>723687491
Any game ever ffs

>Los Angeles Riot
>Go to prison
>You want out? Offer you can't refuse

This should be easy!
REPTILE? REPTILE?! REPTILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>723687420
>>723687451
I was going for bulletstorm yeah

>>723687491
Pretty much any fucking game ever.

>>723687320
CAP YO ASS
AND YO ASS

>>723687566
MK2?

>>723687536
GOLDENEYE

>>723687491
Maximum Vague achieved

>taking cover behind a dead cow

>>723687611
nope

>>723687554
Scarface

>>723687320
TWO NUMBA 9

>have people that like me
>there are people that don't but I can't do shit to them since they don't like me
>make them like me by sending them my overfed cat and having him do tricks
>they like me now so I burn their villages to the ground

>Jayson!
>SHAUN
easier then it looks

>Big mysterious goal
>Get to goal
>It's fucking nothing

>>723687209
First Kekken, now this.

Is it a trend to meme fighting games?

>>723687634
Incorrect

Okay, this might be a vague one, dunno.

> Be me
> Fastbro
> Together with fatbro and fightbro
> No idea where the fuck we are
> But together we can fix this
> Or end up in valhalla

>>723687685
SPORE

>>723687686
Slight drizzle

>>723687693
No Man's Pie

>>723687746
yea

>nuclear war
>nuke Boston
>frozen in cryogenic
>Fallout series

>be village nigger looking for something out there
>game ends on a nuclear bomb

>>723687700
Golden Axe?

>>723687700
The Lost Vikings

>>723687385
no one even fucking TRYED to guess this one

>Be me
>Be leader of country
>Nuke everyone

>>723687721
Nope but not so far from the truth

Hint: not colors

>>723687815
Yep, not so vague apparently

Furries

>grew up with weird people in a secluded place
>get out one day
>whole world ahead of me
>meet a woman
>get a whistly thing
>blow on it
>magic.jpg

>>723687752
Bingo

>>723687385
realm of the mad god

Fags, is it worth it to try 64 emulator for android? Is there any game worth my time?
If only Mario and Zelda craps then I won't install it. Lol

>do daily chores, pick up check. get milk. ect.
>kick down neighbors door
>beat them to death with a shovel
>piss on their body
>use a cat as a shotgun silencer
>invade iraq
>gary coleman
>smoke crack

>>723687903
Zelda windwaker ?

>>723687831
North Korea: The game

>The old lady was Venom

>2d
>zombies
>holy shit flying eye balls
>only companion just tells me to build a house

>>723687966
Close but no

>>723687985
nope

>>723687949
Fuckin Postal 2. Silly fuckin game

>>723687938
Do it on a pc with a gamepad. Get ePSXe and Project64
Emuparadise.com

Onscreen controls are god awful.

>>723687927
holy shit nice job annon

>>723687903
OoT

>>723688053
A winrar is you

>>723687566
MGS

>>723687992
Ferraria

>>723688038
used to play it you forgot
>massive amounts of bullshit

>>723688019
yupper

>>723687831
civ 4/ any other game in that franchise

>3d
>girlfriend is dead
>fight some motherfucking beasts
>o shit plot twist

>>723688084
Honestly almost all Zelda games start like that

>>723687987
RE 7

>>723687685
Black & White

>>723688135
No.

Hint: I was elected to be the country's leader.

> Welcome adventurer to this huge world where you can explore and be anything you want!
> Now go cut fifty billion trees and then we'll give you stuff

>>723688164
Nice. Thought no one would get it

>>723688038
you forgot
>fame campaigns

>>723687685
fucking kek, best description.

Let me try this again
>Furries

>Massive moralfag during scripted event
>insane fucking cyclepath ingame

>>723687820
Destiny.
You can also try again with the spelling of that all caps word there, buddy.

>be some loser
>massive plague transmitted via softdrink
>suddenly now you're a cool loser with soap shoes
>fuck shit up with witty banter

>>723688194
Rust. Minecraft. Ark. Miscreated

>>723687872
SLY COOPER

>>723688194
Runescape

>>723688162
Yup

>>723688147
Basically yeah but i thought the "woman gives a whistly thing" and OOT being so iconic would give it away. Oh well, you still guessed zelda so you can be half a winrar.

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>>723688120
still play it
>SELLING INV

>>723688247
undertale

>>723687695
Dude this meme is so old
And it's also a valid tournament playstyle

>>723688110
correct

>>723687938
Damn. Never heard of this game before.
I know! Is it Wrong Thread Dipshit?

>>723688298
Exactly

>>723687785
Fallout 4, 2ez

>>723687392
Bayonetta?

>>723688031
I know where to get them, just don't want to install them if I only stuck with mario and zelda franchise. So basically asking if there any game that ain't mario or zelda on 64 that I might like.

>>723688346
Why fox?
I guess final dest is flat so best ring
But is fox broken or what?

>>723688293
>>723688333
Naw son more popular than that

risk thread with additions

>Earth.
>Earth blows up.
>Space
>Now you're forced to find a number of treasures to open some kind of gate thingy

>>723688247
Star Fox
Ratchet & Clank
Jak & Fapster
Banjo-Kazooie
Conker's Bad Fur Day
Gay Bar 2: The Takedown
The Nightwolf scene in Mortal Kombat: Anal Annihilation

Flash2 wave2

>>723687831
Just Cause 2

>>723687693
Borderlands

>>723688419
Plenty. PKMN stadium, Banjo Kazooie, DK64, Doom64, GoldenEye, google reviews man.

>>723687310
the sims

>>723687320
Life is Strange?

>>723688429
Sonic

>>723688259
SetSun DriveMeOver

>>723688453
Starbound

>>723688498
No

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>>723688486

> hey fuck you fuckin saracen imme fuck your bitch up
>Wololo.jpg
>hello friend

>>723688530
Yes

You have a base and expand on it by collecting resources and it's not fun.

> Middle ages
> Dad dying of the herpes
> Me and bro gonna save dad
> Walk for a long while
> Walk some more
> Bro gets owned by woman
> I cri everytiem
> Teh end

>>723688402
Nope

Hint: Black Amputees

>>723688587
starcraft

>>723688555
Ding Ding

>>723688427
Highest Asperger's compatibility.

>>723687320
Lol heavy rain

>Nigga look like Riddick but ain't Riddick
> eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
> eh kills zombies too
> and robots
> and mutants
> and soviets

>>723688568
Ya did it bud, ya guessed right.

>>723688259
winrar

>sit on my ass in my garage all day doing shit on pc for 5 years
>suddenly become multi millionaire with a office paying others to do the same thing that i was doing

>>723688616
ff tactics

>>723688666
Hmmm... Timesplitters?

>Bowling

>>723688616
brothers

>>723688731
Nope

>>723688259
Sunset overdrive

>>723688723
Game Dev Tycoon

>>723688749
GTA IV

>>723688763
Yes

>>723688749
Gta iv

> planet size boss
> fuck him up
> another boss skewers from moon to earth
> fuck him up
> another boss multi-galactic
> fuck him up

>>723688567
>>723688768
yee

>>723688528
Thanks. Doom got my attention. Never thought it was on 64 too.

1 percent crit
80 percent misses
[enemy] 30 percent hit

>get fucked bitch get the fuck outta my lane

>A fucking ice climber
>Weird gay-ass faggot with sword appears!
>Dòng zhù, bùxǔ zǒu!
>Fuckken win

>>723688790
>>723688797
Right, cousin

>you're a sky pirate
>you have a tail
>you kidnap a princess
>she has a douche stalker
>there's a little niglet following you around
>???
>you get tail

>>723688093
Correct

Kek. Here comes my favorite.

You ready?

Annnnnnd...

>DOAFUCKINGBARRELROLL.GIF

>>723688798
asuras wrath?

>>723688798
kerbie

>>723688850
final fantasy 12.

>>723688142

Shadow of the Colossus

>>723688790
correct @ Gamedev
>>723688805
Xcom

>>723688798
What I got is Asura's wraith?

Half Life ripoff but an easter egg are these fish with guns. Got a 2/5 on x-play.

>You can suck. Really. Fucking. Hard.
Guess the franchise /b/

>>723688859
>>723688932
yep

>>723688949
Kirby

>>723688803
Doom64 is sort of the OG Doom3. Check it out it's great.
I'm sure there are total conversions of it to the pc, as doom has a 20 year old active modding community

>>723688949
Dark Souls

>>723688982
Winrar

>>723688907
Wrong number

>>723688997
Nope.

Someone already guessed correctly btw, it was kirby

Good game based on bad movie based on good character.

>>723688850
ITS THE ONE FUCKING STAR FOX GAME THAT'S ALMOST A ZELDA GAME I THINK ITS CALLED STAR FOX ADVENTURES OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT

>on an island
>explore it for a year
>die and start over

>>723687491
The point is to describe vaguely but still refer to a specific game

>>723689064
to be fair it still holds true

>>723689096
Don't Starve

> be on bus
> botox in your teeth
> "Go back to Kensucky, farmboy!"
> beat the fuck out of that fag
> run around stealing and vandalizing random shit
> stereotypical old Asian man
> special techniques
> build the rootniest tootniest skatepark around
> sell 8.3 million copies of your movie

>>723688856
Burnout Paradise

>>723688743
mah nigga

>>723689064
>>723689144
In a way, yes. Yes it does.

>I'm a thief.
>But like, I'm a thief that steals from other thiefs so that makes me a good guy for some fucking reason.
>A bunch of thiefs stole my shit so I'mma go thief their asses back. Ain't no one thiefing my shit.
>I hit people with a stick.
>I am master thief.
>Hot Mexican cop wants my dick.
>I am aminal.

Bonus points for guessing the video in referencing:
Notes hit fast and comes furious but the guitarist hits them like...oh wait I love this song. She wears shorts skirts, I wear t shirts

>>723689168
THAW

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> Be me
> Football rockstar
> Living in dad's shadow
> Suddenly everything asplode
> All I wanna do is play football
> Family friend rescues me
> End up washing ashore at a village of niggers
> Niggers think they can play football
> qt3.14 shows up, sadly she's not an atheist
> Asks me to keep her fine ass safe while she does prayer things
> All I wanna do is play football
> Start cruising around with nigger, goth bimbo, furry, and some other faggots
> Actually just wanna get in qt3.14 pants
> Everyone wants to rid the world of big evil
> All I wanna do is play football
> Mfw qt3.14 falls in love with me
> Mfw I help her kill big evil
> Mfw it was my dad all along
> Mfw I'm not even fucking real
> Mfw

> All I wanna do is play football

>>723689212
Sly

>Hipsters with superpowers

>>723688832
any moba ever?

Must drive bus. Cannot go afk. Must drive bus.

>>723689191
Oh fuck winrar

>>723689277
desert bus

>be in charge of developing nation
>anger man famous for pacifism
>get nuked

>>723689259
FF10

>>723689270
win

>>723689277
Penn & Teller's Desert Bus

>>723688427
In melee Fox was a really strong fighter but tricky to play bc he's so fucking fast

>>723689259
Final Fantasy X

>literally death
>climbing

>>723689259
Final fantasy

>>723689260
Lel winrar. That shit was my childhood, dude.

>>723689313
The Stanley parable

>>723689320
>>723689342
>>723689347
Yeah

>>723689308
winrar

>>723689346
Darksiders 2

>>723689259
monarch organs

>>723689313
CIV

>>723689346
God of war, fuck that part

franchise was dead to me at that point

>>723689338
>>723689412

>>723689259
FF X/X2

>"Let's turn the whole thing upside down. There's your second half of the game."

>>723687413
>>>723687209 (OP)
>Man I drank twice as much as you... You don't see me puking lasaña all over the street
Lasaña? That's Italian, not Spanish u American cuck.

>>723689313
ITS CIV
THE DICKHEAD IS GANDHI

>I'M HACKING THE MAINFRAME
>OSHIT.JPG THEY'RE TRACING ME


Also >>723689444 checked those trips my dude.

>>723689423
You win

BEGIN

GAME OVER

>>723689419
yes

>>723689487
Terranigma? Shift?

>>723689487
Sonic Adventure 2

>>723689487

SotN

>>723689231
You complete my life anon

>>723689259
Damn. Never played FFX. Now I'm glad I didn't. Shit sounds like a FIFA cuck fest.

>>723689487
Castlevania: Symphony of the Night

>NAAARGH!

>bunch of different characters to choose
>people always choose shittiest snipers
>corpse gets multikill with turret

climb shit and stab it
"It´s weak to fire"
Shut up and carry the loot

>>723687378
Sniper Elite?>>723687385

>>723689628
Overwatch

>be me
>jerkin it in room
>magic fairy bitch calls me a loser faggot
>suddenly pussy magnet
>fuck the fairy and her boss

>>723687378
Sniper Elite

>>723689574
>>723689588
Miserable pile of secrets

>>723689096
Nope @ don't starve

Hint, the only controls are movement and sit down

>Trilogy
>only the first game is good

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>>723689389
Wat

It's my 3rd fav in the series

>>723687209
An athlete battles monsters and travels the world to deactivate a mysterious device.

>>723689341
"was"

>>723687385
Tibia?

>>723689639
>>723689662
No, but I suppose SE fits too. It's already been guessed tho

>>723689661
Hunie fucking pop

>>723689667
HAVE AT YOU

>>723689661
HuniePop

>>723689672
Dragon Age?

>Kill dinos and dragons
>make awesome shit
>shotgun with bayonet on a stick
>not a survival game

Panda fights people

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>>723689724
ye

>>723689747
wow first try

>>723689661
ZELDA

>one of johnny's best reviews
>starring best anime waifu
>have to save the world from a toy maker

Did anyone play Notrium?

>>723687665

kek

>>723689535
dark souls

>>723689674
The not even real part ruined it for me. Sounds like Lost the videogame.

>>723687949
Portal?

>>723689505
No one?

>>723689535
Hexagon?

spare me this is a vague as i can get
>things with wheels on them
>roll into ball
>ball explodes after getting to a point

We wuz mob bosses n shiet

>>723689900
Happy wheels or sonic 06

>>723689809
Toy Story 2

>>723689921
Mafia 3

>>723689948
nope

>>723689900
Rocket League. Lol

> Turns out I'm more awesome than my boss
> Boss orders me killed because I'm too awesome
> Octopus tells me I'm savior of the world
> I have the magic power of sucking things
> Perform fratricide
> Find former boss
> He completely owns me except for plot
> His sword is now my sword
> Proceed to sucking more things
> Perform fratricide
> Find former boss
> I completely own him except for plot
> Then suddenly time travel
> The end

>>723690026
Kirby?

>>723689900
Katamaei or super Mario sunshine?

>gotta blast
>you're too slow
>come on step it up

>be me
>wake up on beach nekid
>assaulted by men with rocks that are also nekid
>run farther inland to try and avoid them
>attacked by men with spears
>run farther inland to try and avoid them
>get shot at from giant towers
>run farther inland to try and avoid them
>get eaten by bear
>wake up on the beach again

>>723689954
Correct

>>723690005
yea

>>723690117
Nope

>>723690131
Brawl

>Be me
>Start hearing a voice in my head
>Tells me what to do
>Start to disobey

>>723689951
No

>>723690139
Rust?

>>723690026
Scott Pilgrim

>>723690175
The stanley parable

>>723690175
Stanley parable

>>723690181
yea

>>723690175
Stanley's Falafel

A bunch of women, and two guys duke it out

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>>723687209

be me
sleepin on lookout
wincest relationship with sis
she gives me peeping top scope
gmilf gives me shit clothes
big cock cucks me and kidnaps sis

>>723690175
Stan Lee Parable

>>723690218
>>723690219
>>723690237
>>723690256
yes

>>723690246
Legend of zelda, windwaker

>I'm a sociopath who dresses like a weirdo and beats people up

>>723687209
>be journalist
>surrounded by psychos
>become an unkillable creature at the end

>>723690241
skullgirls

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>>723690246

>>be me
>>newfag forgets to greentext

>>723688666
Gta:San Andreas

>>723690309
outlast

>>723690202
Nope

>>723690026
Here's another hint. First my boss killed me so I could come back and join him. Then he killed me for realsies because I was too awesome. I'm kinda dead but also kinda not

>go to jail
>smoke weed
>save everyone from awakened evil

>>723688248
Infamous?

>>723690319
Ya
>>723690309
Dead Rising

>>723690308
Scott Man vs. The Universe

>>723690370
No
Hint
>It's your cousin

>Be me
>Gasses kikes
bad graphics

>>723688949
Bitch Simulator?

>>723690357
winrar

>>723690366
OH I KNOW.
Fucking nothing.

>>723690434
Wolfenstein?

>>723690442
hehe, no

>>723689749
Anyone?

>>723689679
Yeah...was

>detective
>scares everyone
>fairy tales

>WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THERE FOUR OF ME?

>>723690469
No, I'm the one gassing kikes.

>>723690473
Turok

>>723690473
Turok

>>723690503
Legend of Grimrock

DO I LOOK LIKE A MEXICAN JUMPING BEAN TO YOU CBARON

>>723690499
Wolf among us

>>723690503
Lel Zelda four swords

>>723689277
Bus Driver Simulator?

>>723688247
that VN game on steam that has only big boobed furries? Major\Minor
or
Dust Elysian Tale

>>723689259
never played a final fantasy game but its probably a final fantasy game

>>723689505
hack the game
Deus ex

>>723690026
star wars the game or something

>>723690503
zelda four swords

>>723690508
>>723690519
Nope

New thread.

>>723690544

>>723689893
Yea

>most convoluted control scheme ever
>the game is a meme

>build spaceships
>assholes burn your home planet
>set out on journey to take their home planet

>>723690556
Winnerar

>>723687665
A NUMBAH 9 LARGE....

>>723690570
>Deus ex
No
>Zelda four swords
Yes

>>723690473
Primal Carnage?

>>723690366
>>723690451
>>723690570
No.

This should be a major hint.

My boss's sword is really fucking clutch. So fucking clutch it has its own name. When he hit me with it his sword died and became my sword.

>>723689603
Resident Evil,any of them

>>723690620
A NUMBAH 6 WIT EXTRA DIP...

>>723687209

>>be me
>>mercenary
>>kill monkeys
>>save frogs
>>fuck a pink pussy
>>AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>instincts

>be me
>my friend got shot
>fake death
>dream of being a director
>my past life has returned
>now we have a new gang which includes a nigger
>we fuck shit up

>>723690551
Good.

>>723690308
Hotline Miamsles

>>723690651
Um. Kingdom... Hearts...?

>>723690816
No... Hold on I'll think of another hint in the next thread

>>723690544

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>>723687700
Sonic Heros

>war going on
>hospitalized
>running around super fast
>FOV the game

>SandNiggers vs AntiSandNiggers
>Fps

>>723691172
Counter Strike

>Hear about mansion after old man died
>sp00ky shit going on
>It's the undead
>use unconventional weaponry to fight them
>horrible voice acting

>army guy
>russian island
>bend time

>be frog catching flies
>ride a dragon
>game about math or some shit

>>723691172
CyberSex 1.6

>>723690544
>>723690544
>>723690544

>>723691263
Eternal Darkness

>>723691263
RE1?