So how much did you fuck it up when you fucked it up the most?

I never fucked up

I fucked up real bad

Nope.
Never fucked up.
I'm perfect/

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Greentext? Greentext.
>Was 21, going to university. Studying history.
>Hot as fuck 25 year old chick in my study group.
>Ask her out after a few weeks.
>Goes fine, ends up dating.
>Her birthday is coming up me and mates planning a massive party down by the university lake.
Need helium for balloons, but we all poorfags, spent all our money on booze.
>Genius idea, let's break into the uni workshop.
>We all drunk as fuck, find big bottles of helium. Steal 2 of them.
>Next week we hold the biggest fucking party ever, got a massive PA system blasting music, there is booze, probably 1500 balloons.
>7 at night, party is going strong. Suddenly cops show up. Shit. They are gonna shut us down.
>Nope, there was a security camera in the uni shop storage room, my drunk ass carrying out helium bottles is on there..
>Three classes of uni students see me screaming at the top of my lungs "Fucking BACON!"
>Get driven to the station, spend the night.
>Get out the next day after massive ticket and court date.
>Get back to Uni, headmaster finds me.
>I've been kicked out for 6 months.
>Girlfriend dumps me. Got criminal record...

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>>723688691
>fucking Bacon
My sides.

>>723688691
Did you finish your degree?

>>723689124
Actually got a job in the field (historian) before so I skipped my last year, but I'm gonna finish it soon.

>>723688691
Bad choice. Your future should always come first.
For 1 night of fun, you throw away your future.
Do you regret it?

>>723689340
Sure I regret it. But I did get a job in my field anyways before I even finished my studies. Just pure luck.
But I need to finish my education if I wanna get a higher position. Also my records prevents me from working with valuable historical artifacts etc.. Kinda sucks when you work as a historian..

Bump. Come on, no one else fucked up? This is /b/ for gods sake. The most fucked up people on earth.

>>723690125
I stuck my dick in crazy and now have a kid with crazy and I am being driven crazy while witnessing her crazy. Its crazy