Would you have sex with a dwarf?
Probobly, would breed one though.
>>723686001
2 for the price of 1
>>723685884
STOP SEARCHING MY BROWSER HISTORY!!1!ONE
>>723685907
Is that a fully formed woman on the hood?
>>723686253
No, she's a dwarf too. She's called Elena Gant.
>>723686414
Then yes, I would fuck a dwarf
Sure I would, I'd lick their little toes clean and make them dress like a school girl
>>723686447
What about one of the ones in the car?
>>723686685
Eh....nah
Hell yes
yes, most definitely.
Just with this ones
>>723687658
>>723687369
Actually, yes
>>723687658
more
>>723687943
less
>>723688029
>>723688059
>>723687943
Im going to force myself to cum to this
What's a dwarf?
>>723688716
It's the medical term for short ass, anyone below 4 feet, 10 inches.
>>723688838
Oh. And children don't count.
>>723685884
>This dwarf
>>723685884
>Would you have sex with a dwarf?
Only if I was on acid.
>>723689519
Would wear her like a hat.
>>723685884
yes yes yes!!
>>723689998
name
>>723690311
Dont know sorry
>>723689519
>>723689681
>>723689708
>>723689774
>>723689899
>>723689998
Jemma Suicide for the motherfucking win!
>>723687658
>>723689998
why do you do this to me, /b/
I'm sorry no, just like fat girls, I can't do it. I want healthy carriers of my sperm, no fuckups.
They expect the same from me.
>>723690523
I'm not looking for a mother of a child, dumbass, just a unique lay. But whatever bloats your goat and all.
>>723690440
this
a thousand times this
I like the ones that are proportional. Not the ones with the fat heads and the weird arms.
>>723691243
dude, they look all the same to me
>>723691326
I'm talking about the ones who look like normal people just short, not normal dwarves
>>723692203
Genuine fucking halflings, no pun intended.
I like fucking midgets cause it's the closes thing to a child with out getting in trouble
>>723691459
Who the fuck is this
>>723685884
I'll take the tall one
>>723692445
From suicide girls.
This thread has been a learning experience for me.
>>723692781
It's Jemma? She looks way different in this one
Yeah, but not one of the downy looking ones
>>723686414
>>723687512
>>723687606
>>723691459
Yes, these are sexy dwarfs.
Most dwarfs, however, arent this sexy
But to answer OP yes would fuck a dwarf forsure
>>723693162
Ehh changing one thing here.
Actually would not bang>>723687512
sorry bout that guys.
No, probably not ever.
I have a tremendous leg fetish like you can't believe. Dwarfs do not help me in this regard as their legs are literal stumps with the ultimate form of kankles.
I doubt they could even wrap their legs around my body or anything
>>723687943
>>723688059
>>723688462
please...please... stop this... PLEASE NO MORE
>>723685884
already did....
Fuck yes
>>723685884
Selectively.
1,2,3,4 - from left to right I would bang.
Couldn't date one though, the humiliation of having to put them in a booster seat every time we go out to eat would kill me.
>>723685884
I did once. She was powerful. I thought she was going to fuck my dick right off.
>>723685884
What do you mean with "would"? Lost my virginity to a dwarf.
Anons who fucked dwarves can you please elaborate on yor experiences?
>>723693545
Was she hot or were you just desperate?
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>>723693939
Was she hot?
>>723693939
>>723694595
Mh, hard to say. She was about 25-30yo. If she would have normal size, then i would rate 7/10. Happend on a village festival (Small one. Maybe 120 people at its best.).
I doubt she'd have sex with me unless someone put her up to it
>>723694367
>>723694595
>be me at a bar
>notice dwarf girl sitting there
>black bob cut and actual cute face
>huh, you don't see that every day
>she must have noticed me noticing her
>moves over to seat by me and says, "Hey stretch. Can I buy you a drink and try to take advantage of you?'
>kind of shocked, but laugh and say,"Sure, you can try."
>we have some drinks and she's serious
>apparently she was really into tall guys and I'm 6'4"
>she says we should get out of there
>takes me to her apartment a couple blocks away
>ends up aggressively fucking the hell out of me for hours
>I never ran into her again after that
Would you fuck a dwarf of erebor?
>>723695276
>hey stretch
Kek. Seriously anon if this isn't made up that's some serious pluck on her behalf, good on her. What about anal? Tight pussy? Swallow?
>>723696007
yeah, but i'd keep her away from my cocaine
>>723696224
She seemed to give no fucks, and was witty and aggressive about it. She was tight and sucked dick like a champ with swallowing. We didn't do anal though.
>>723685884
Heck yeah!
https://youtu.be/lrRmgbchiGY
>>723685884
This one from Total Recall...
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