No rekt bread? Rekt bread

>>723683874

Story?

>>723683951
file name

>>723683951
I think he was stealing the copper wiring.

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>>723683874

>>723684481
where is the rekt?

>>723684782
lol
is he kill ?

>>723684481
suddencravingforpeeps.webm

>>723684782
What was she saying to him?

>>723684895
no he's just tired.

>>723684895
Reverse image search says no.

>>723684964
'i'm getting tired of your narcoleptic bullshit, wang"

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>>723684964
>Who is the spiciest memelord?

>>723685208
Jesus Christ!

>>723685159
Now, I believe what we see in the movies is real.

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>>723683874

Yo anyone have that one where a tractor runs over a brick and it hits some dude in the head by a fence?

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>>723685399
Nope, Santa Claus.

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>>723685335
>Who is the spiciest memelord?

Who do you think it is?

>>723685185
Right into your miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind
Deja vu-...

>>723685140
What did they mean by this?

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>>723685686
This guy.

>>723684481
All I could think about during this webm was that sabaton song "Into the Motherland the garman armies march"

>>723686382
sprayedmymixtapeonherface.webm

>>723686875
>holy fuck I just survived getting hit by a truck I am so lu-

>>723686958
Did he dead?

That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

>>723687269
You know honestly, I don't feel great about it, but it does have some redeeming values.

The main thing is, reality is usually so hidden from us. Most of the people in our lives try to sugar coat things from when we are young. Some people even deny that certain things go on in the world. Seeing these threads, I always think to myself, "well, I guess I should look twice before crossing the street", "I guess escalators and elevators can be dangerous", "I guess there are people out there beheading people". It makes me think twice in these situations. It makes me more confident when people start arguing whether it's dangerous to vacation in mexico and I want to throw in my two cents.

Seeing a kid fall off an escalator and die may seem morbid, but you can bet if I'm ever bringing kids up an escalator, after seeing a thread like this, I'll pay fucking attention to what those little monkeys are up to, and me viewing this shit may therefore save a life.

On top of that, watching how quickly and easily life can be struck out of someone makes me appreciate it that much more.

>>723684782
Why does this camera want sex?

>>723687269
Newfag

>>723685258
omg the guy that nearly fucking got away on his bicycle, but gets fucking slammed by the lamp post. it was his time

>>723687247
nah he was just listening to my mixtape

>>723687269
doritos bitch

>>723687424
It's friday in portuguese sexta-feira (Sex)

>>723687467
Should have worn a helmet.

>>723684154
skin color checks out

>>723687439
newfag

>>723687439
Irony

>>723687439
Shut the fuck up. I'm so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website. All I wanted to do was post my opinion. MY OPINION. But no, you little bastards think it's "hilarious" to mock those with good opinions. My opinion. while not absolute, is definitely worth the respect to formulate an ACTUAL FUCKING RESPONSE AND NOT JUST A SHORT MEME OF A REPLY. I've been on this site for 6 months: 6 MONTHS and I have never felt this wronged. It boils me up that I could spend so much time thinking and putting effort into things while you shits sit around (probably jerking off to traps or whatever gay shit you like) and make fun of the intellectuals of this world. I've bored you? Good for fucking you. Literally no one cares that your little brain is to underdeveloped and rotted to comprehend my idea...MY GREAT GREAT IDEA. I could sit here all day whining, but I won't. I'm NOT a whiner. I'm a realist and an intellectual. I know when to call it quits and to leave the babybrains to themselves. I'm done with this goddamn site and you goddamn immature children. I have lived my life up until this point having to deal with memesters and idiots like you. I know how you work. I know that you all think you're "epik trolls" but you're not. You think you baited me? NAH. I've never taken any bait. This is my 100% real opinion divorced from anger. I'm calm, I'm serene. I LAUGH when people imply I'm intellectually low enough to take bait. I always choose to reply just to spite you. I won. I've always won. Losing is not in my skillset. So you're probably gonna reply "lol epik trolled" or "u mad bro" but once you've done that you've shown me I've won. I've tricked the trickster and conquered memery. I live everyday growing stronger to fight you plebs and low level trolls who are probably 11 (baby, you gotta be 18 to use 4chan). But whatever, I digress. It's just fucking annoying that I'm never taken serious on this site, goddamn.

>>723686875
Damn, crushed by giant pretzal sticks. What a way to die.

>>723686417
>That's not so ba-
>OH FUCK

>>723687723
Why do you even care.

>>723684895
Seems like internet says he isnt but i don't know how you could survive an hit like that. Most likely he actually smashed his skull and died but they want an excuse to post gore

>>723687723
nice pasta

>>723687911
>Escalator goes nom nom

>>723687911
>no one hits emergency stop
If only there was a man or a competent woman there.

How lucky that she was already holding the kid and the women were there to grab him. How did they know.

>>723687723
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you

>>723685229
this is funny

>>723687269
newfag hasn't figured out his moral disdain doesn't make him better

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>>723687723
cryin about mah butthurt amidst all dis gore. Have some feels and stfu.

Anyone got the execution with the anti aircraft gun?

>>723685229
>white people walk past without a care
>niggers both try to grab it

>>723688166
mother fucker you dont know who the fuck i am, you are a fag who likes sticking it in guys asses and you best believe that you'd be the one getting crammed in your fuckin rear by my Ukranian Fort-500 shotgun before i blow your fucking guts out your chest you faggit little bitch your fucking pathetic you best hope i never head to your town, i'll find yeah and shank you in your sleep, you wanna die motherfucker? faggit little cracker, hahaha I betyou aint ever even gotten and coochie, huh? ever got any pussy? i dont even keep count anymore, but it is definately past 35 cuz thats where i lost count bout a year or two ago, added a few since then, so ask yourseld, should your faggit no coochie gettin bitch ass maybe try to shut the fuck up, or do you want to hear more about how fuckin gay and lame you are? you cocksucking homo bastard go kill yourself you worthless chunk of shit, your useless and lame as fuck, and i cant wait to show your gay ass faggit no roastin abilities, you couldn't talk shit even if you ate shit, go slit your wrists you aint cool at all give up on your gay ass life.

>>723687911
What is it with Chinese elevators and escalators? It's like they need to feed on human blood or something. With the amount of death and gore resulting from elevators in China, it's almost like the things are out of a horror movie or something.

>>723687467
Yeah that's my favorite one I've seen in a long time. Fucking unreal, m8

>>723688344
Yeah you have a lot to say from hundreds of miles away but i bet if my fists were in reach of your face you would be like a tv on mute with no volume button So do yourself a favor and keep your mouth shut unless you want to die. Next time you think about saying something like that to me I want you to remember one thing. I know the guy that created google maps and I can locate you in the time it took me to type this. I trained in mike tysons gym, did i mention that I also have a record of 50 knockouts? Don't want anymore problems....didn't think so faggots.
You have any idea what gorilla warfare is? I do, I was in the US Marine Core and I perfected it. I'm fully capable of using it on you motherfuckers. I will also bring my boys with me, My men are well armed and very foolhardy. and I have access to an arsenal of Uzis, Ak 47s and R-15s, if only you had thought a little more and you would not have to pray for your life. Do you even know the danger your're in if I find you? I am 100$ serious. Bunch of god damn newfag loser's here and I will not have it. At least I've had sex, had girlfriends, and gotten laid, and blowjobbed unlike you virgin pieces of unpatriotic SHIT!!!

>>723687723
LOL faggot

>>723683874

DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE

"man white folk dont know nuffin"

That is someone that was uneducated, and deserved all that he got there. I'm surprised hes even still alive.

>>723684782
That tire fucking hunted that dude down

>>723685335
I got distracted with the reflection of Zaboomafoo boping his head to some Who Could it Be on the windshield, had to watch the whole thing about 3 damn times.

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>>723687269
I guess they were right about Red dit fags taking over 4chan.

>>723685277
jesus fuck

>>723685277
> Toothfairy.webm

>>723687911

DAYUM CHINA YOU SCARY!!!

>>723687269
nice copy&paste

>>723687467
He was tryin'

>>723686875
he hated faggots after that day

>>723688505
Shut the fuck up, I hate your fucking guts. I hate you, your "clever" "observations", as well as your stupid fucking autistic face. I hate you and everyone else involved in this thread, I hope your miserable life full of "epic" moments on an internet imageboard ends painfully slow. I pray to God every night that there will be another holocaust full of people like you. I want a belligerent country to experiment on you, get invaded by a larger country that steals the research your pain created and uses it toward gassing other people like you. When they throw your stupid body in a ditch I will take your retard brain and revive you just to torture you. You'll be seeing me in your nightmares kid.

>>723688934
Shut up, faggot. That was week as fuck.

>>723685686
This whole video was pretty cool to watch. The driver is talking the whole time about how shitty the refugees are in France, and all the shady shit they do on the highways to rob trucks.

>>723689037
Another predictable reaction. I'm still playing you btw. It's just what I do, it's become so ingrained in my personality that I don't even have to make an effort at getting it right. What now? Are you going to start bragging about how long you've been here and how you've "nowne le 4chin for over 9000 years lol xD"? Please, don't get me started. Contrary to most newfigs who post that, I really AM a master kek, so you better believe it, kid. The newfigs are just lying, but I am serious. Keep making delusions about how I'm "oh so cancerous lol" but I know 4chin better than many others do, I don't know it perfectly, but I'm very much familiar with it. You are out of your league here, kik.

>>723687467
I always watch that video an extra time just for the dude you're talking about. Looks like he's home free then boom!

fucking faggots thinking your so cool behind your keybooards.. du yu kno anything besides maastub8ting to gore? go accomplish something in your weak lives. do you know how far i can shove a dildo up my ass? 8 inches. i can shove 8 inches up my asshole! because i spent my time doing that and its more worthwhile than this shit

>>723689037

Weak*

Lika sum engrish?

>>723689037
>week

>>723686043
>garman armies

>kek

>>723685299
But I wanted to see the pile of shredded skin he made. What a tease.

>>723689171
you think your the hot shit but your just another idiot like the rest of them i bet the only pussy your getting is the type that says woof you stupid fuck by which i mean you get no pussy at all you ignorant cunt how about you get with the times and stop trying to pretend your something your not maybe then people wont hate you you stupid prink if i ever see you strolling in my neighbourhood ill fucking jump out the window with my brick and youll be pummelled into the sidewalk son like a motherfucker who thinks he knows what hes doing the police wont even care theyll take one look at you and theyll see your stupid clothes and decided you fucking deserved it.

>>723688629
Oh, he's dead, he just don't know it yet.

>>723688629
He isn't. Nigger's a dead man, even though he's still breathing in that clip.
Trying to steal copper from a multi-kilovolt switch house, he got hit fiull on by the arc flash. It actually blew a hole in his side, you can see his lungs, and ripped off half of his skin.

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>>723685094

*Dead* KEK

>>723685094
Underrated post

+1 internet

>>723688668
It even tried coming back for the girl!

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hey look people arguing to a pointless end on 4chan

>>723689415
It wasn't blown off, it was ripped off like an overcooked steak from a particularly sticky pan. You can see it on the back side of the cover.

>>723686417
Second train was like "FInish Him!"

It's always gookland and commiestan.

>>723688912
Kek

>>723688912
Hahaha!

I wanted to bring up an important reminder about how anons interact with each other on /b/. It is not a problem that exists solely on /b/, but rather the internet as a whole. /b/ is a wonderful place for interacting with people from all walks of life, but the anonymity it can afford can make it easy to forget that really, on the other end of the screens and keyboards, we're all just people. Living, breathing, people who have lives and goals and fears, have favorite TV shows and books and methods for breeding Pokemon, and each and every last one of us has opinions. Sure, those opinions might differ from your own. But that’s okay! People are entitled to their opinions. When you argue with people in person, do you say as many of the hate filled and vitriolic statements you see people slinging around on /b/? Probably not. Please think about this next time you're in a situation that makes you want to lash out. If you wouldn't say it to their face, perhaps it's best you don't say it on /b/.

Try to be courteous to others. See someone having a bad day and starting a feels thread? Give them a compliment or ask them a thoughtful question, and it might make their day better. Did someone reply to your comment with valuable insights or something that cheered you up? Reply to them with a quick thanks letting them know you appreciate their comment.

So I ask you, the next time an anon picks a fight with you, or you get the urge to harass another anon because of something they typed on a keyboard, please... remember the human.

>>723684782
Oh fuck that, we should get back to primal lifestyle.

>>723687412
Right on, /b/ro

>>723686485
Is the trick the moped that just went off screen then came outta the side to hit the car? David Blaine shit right there!

>>723684782
How unlucky do you have to be

>>723684481
i was expecting a car full speed from behind like in the bikers one

>>723685299
>nononocat.gif

>>723684873
chop chop

>>723685121
I assume he did this on purpose?

>>723688114
That shit happened way to fast for the e-stop button to be hit. By the time you recognize what is happening, look around for the button, she is already sucked in.

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>>723684873
His eyes moved.

>>723683951
mustard gas

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>>723683951
nerve gas

>>723685208
Fucking moron. Potentially paralyze himself or cause permanent injuries just to show off to his mates. Fucking retard.

>>723683874
KEK

KentuckyFriedNigger.webm

>>723684481
you fucken monster...i can't believe you posted this

MODS!!! MODS!!!

>>723683874
LOL what the fuck happened to him, suicide?

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y?

>>723690208
Yes but even after she is sucked in it would help to hit the emergency stop. They just run away.

>>723688730
I guess 4chan is filled with new fags. That was obviously bait.

>>723685229
THE WHITE MAN IS KEEPING THE BLACK MAN DOWN (literally)

>>723685258
wow

>>723683874
this should happen to every nigger. that'll learn em

>>723690520
>*teach

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>>723684782
another one falls victim

>>723690221
shadilay

>>723686382

damn i want audio for this

>>723690240
See filename

>>723690240
>"decaplook.webm"
wow so observant

>>723689953
>remember the human
Actually you could be arguing with a bot. Some anon from an other thread showed me this Google translate script that copies things people say and spurts out arguments. Basically i was arguing with a bot and so could you for all you know.

>>723690198
yeah dude http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3320342/A-heated-press-conference-horrifying-moment-Mongolian-union-boss-sets-FIRE-protest.html

>>723689365
Not the other guy, but kind of ironic to act so morally high yet sinking the same level as anyone else here. Don't act as if you're better, no one is. Accept it for what it is.

>>723689158
sauce? sounds worth watching

>>723684782
>
I looked at this fucken video 30 times, I dont see where it came from. this was straight from hell

>>723690448
One thing's for sure: after watching this, I am more aware of where the e-stop button is on escalators when I'm near them.

>>723690306

he's fine. he's just selling the spot.

>>723690603
Haha, Robert. He's also a voyeur.

>>723688817
kek

>>723690862
https://youtu.be/zh2ZYSuDbpU
Search for 'Hungarian trucker immigrants'

>>723689953
Shut up and grow a pair.

>>723690240
Yeah you're brain is still alive and conscious until it runs out of oxygen after a decapitation

>>723688114
They put 2 employees there for one reason:
That shit was already failing

>>723684481
"The freaks come marching one-by-one. Hurrah! Hurrah!"

>>723691104
Generally you should go unconscious straight away because of the huge loss of blood pressure (like standing up impossible fast). Some people seem to stay conscious but never confirmed.

>>723687269
watching these videos makes you understand how futile and meaningless life is (I'm not talking about the ones where people torture each other, I don't really have an opinion on those); you see a child cross the street being run over by a truck, a mother dying in an escalator trying to save her child, an old man casually walking down a street that suddenly gets floored by a truck and so on; it really makes you think how worthless you (you=everybody) are, you could literally die tomorrow without having accomplished anything in your life, or if you had everything would disappear, you'll never see your wife, children, mother again and it's just a matter of when you crossed that certain street, used a certain lift and so on;
All of this makes me want to live my life without worrying about the future because I could be dead by tomorrow, I do have some goals but I don't get that sad when I can't reach them, I think it helps you grow up, sugar coating everything is bad as we don't live in a fairy tail, death happens and it's natural, I wouldn't joke about it of course but I do watch some of these videos when I feel bad about my life, it makes me think that I could be in that situation, but I'm not so I should be happy

>>723684873
Wow...fucking racist scum. Imagine if it was done by a white man to a nigger. Suddenly this video will be used as a cause to riot like a bunch of fucking apes on the streets again.
Where was this? In america or?

>>723691055
What does he mean by Sisters of Mary?

>>723691223
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.

>>723690603
That's an actual fucking movie. Wow..

>>723685121
Wtf happened?

>>723687269
I agree.

>>723691541
Extra crispy Chinese food

>>723691532
watch it. Its some /b/ material.

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>>723684481

So this is how the world ends?

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>>723684782
>>723690936

>>723691055
Fuck me. How long before one of the truckers just mows them all down.

Honestly not sure I could resist it myself.

>>723684481
0:27 pikachu moves his head !!! it is real!

>>723691055
he appears in a talk show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKscHiQUarI

>>723685121
>Man gets set on fire
>they fan the flames
no no, that'll work.

>>723685185
This webm is brought to you in part by
Cocacola.

>>723691532
It's pretty fucked up. Get high and watch it.

>>723692807
Meh.

>>723691370
Not that anon. This is the best I can do. No story though.
http://theync.com/new-beheading-execution-with-machete.htm

>>723683874
Did that dude get any electricity related super ability afterwards?

>>723686875
Stick around

>>723685140
damn, fire's hot!

>>723694370
kek

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>>723694370
Gay dog in Syria

>>723686382
Ummm that shit isn't flammable.

>>723695397
thanks science guy, as you can tell it is obviously not, if you look closely in vid it fucking catches fire and rekts the old womans noggin.

>>723695397
If the string itself isn't flammable, then the propellant must be.

>>723686417
There is another camera angle from the other side too.

>>723694256
Alone, we are feeble. Together, we make up the mass of a million land whales.

>>723695397
This >>723695761
It's either butane or nitrous

>>723687723
>on /b/
>thinks he'll be taken seriously

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>>723687723
Screen capped for the next YLYL
6 months, you should still be lurking not posting

>>723685686
You know even if he ran over them on purpose I think he might beable to get away with it because its illegal for them to be walling on the road

>>723685185
sponsored by cocacola

>>723688397
elevators and escalators in china are used 9 times more than in usa

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>>723697062
Don't forget to include your reply.

>>723697911
Thanks for the reminder totally forgot, well done anon

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>>723690678
>>723690683
>>723691104

>>723695662
This

>>723685094
Kekeroni

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad-Kp4Lu6UI

This vid has some nice rekt, including stupid people.

>>723688727
Same think happened to me anon, i kek'd

>>723684782
No wonder he fell asleep, getting tired like that.

>>723687269
woah, i'm such a memer. i'm so cool, i eat dirotos, drink MONSTER, watch leafy, and play overwatch. XDXD MLG when I'm bored i watch dank meme vine compilations on youtube HEHE I'm so edgy i said the N word Once! then my mom heard me and She took away my XBOX! I HATE MY Mom! i want to do shrooms with leafy. Im a pu$$y master,
bitches all wanna suck my dick. Im 12 and I use my moms credit card to CSGO gamble!!!! hiSS I'm going to bite you

>>723685299
This is just grate.

>>723687269
Utter faggot

>>723687269
>You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer

This doesnt apply to mobile users?

>>723695146
kek

>>723699662
Please, shut up.

>>723684782
>tire falls from tree
wut

>>723685335
I had to watch that one several times, trying to count how many people were ejected because they're too stupid to wear seatbelts.
I saw 3.

>>723684481
Japan has the highest rate of autism in the world

>>723685121
The guy with the bottled water kek

>>723686875

>when you get killed by a massive fucking faggot

>>723685938
wtf happened

>>723685654
How does one completely not notice the sound of a giant fucking diesel truck backing up towards you?

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>>723701261

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>>723685299

>>723687269
Newfag tits or gtfo

>>723685299
I can almost hear the slipknot playing in the background

>>723687723
You won't want to hear this, but you're on /b/ mate. I doubt most people who come on a rekt thread of all places will give a fuck.

Nice opinion though.

>>723697228
Sadly all the far leftist cucks were crying and filed lawsuits n shit and he lost his job because he did this. Such a shame

>>723701278
She was attempting to do the worm

>>723691976
really? or just joking?

>>723684782
Well it hits him on the back, but such huge force.. I don't know..

>>723702428
That's so stupid....

>>723685335
HOW CAN YOU FUCK UP SO MUCH?
They could just overtake ONE, come back behind the LADA, then go again.

> tfw just totaled a car weeks ago
> tried to overtake only one truck
> but the truck driver though it will be helpful if he pushes the throttle on max
> but the guy in front came too fast

Oh well.
But this is just fucking stupid.

>>723685654
>>723701437
It's not a real person imo, just some doll.

>>723691988
Well, the migrants already fucked up several truck drivers, stole shit, fucked up their cargo, made their life a misery.

Last attack was only a week ago, some Polish or Russian driver got severely beaten up because he tried to chase off the savage from the trailer.

>>723694370
XDDDD

>>723690729
>A-heated-press-conference
>heated
fucking KEK

>>723685335
The driver was sooooooo cool! Very impressive stuff. I hate douche bags.

>>723699641
Under rated for real

>>723702977
>imo
in your /opinion/ it isn't? why the fuck would your opinion matter

>>723685258
guy in the bike is all "i can escape! i will live!" then boom headshot

>>723703511
everyone thinks their opinion matters.

>>723690446
works fine here. get a working browser

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>>723683874
I approve this message.

>>723690520
>that'll learn them
>learn
b8

>>723704056
you're respons is super edgy, have an upvote or however that works on here :p

>>723687723
lol fag

>>723687269
lol fag

>>723688166
lol fag

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>>723685208
His tats already said "I'm a tard"... No need to show tardation by parallelizing himself.

>>723688344
lol fag

>>723683874
>tries to steal copper
>arc flash
>blows off the skin from his left ribcage
>literally cooks him alive and prevents him from letting go
Niggers gonna' nigg.

>>723688505
lol fag

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>>723684873
keeeeeeeek

>>723688934
lol fag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbFFTNArPEM
DRUMPF GOT REKT HERE

>>723689171
lol fag

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>>723688397
Don't forget amusement park rides.

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>>723691223
lol fag

>>723691512
lol fag

>>723686417
I was kind of upset at first, poor guy couldn't stop.

then the second train came and I kek'd

>>723685159
Fatality

>>723687439
fucking irony

>>723685299
>TFW you can watch shoveldog without flinching and stare into the goatse abyss and this is the shit that gets you to close the video early

>>723701029
That's what happens after you get nuked once.

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>>723690683
Haha, I of course saw the eyes move (who wouldn't?). But I read the filename as decapslock. I thought
>OK that's kind of clever making a CAPS LOCK pun with decapitation, but not really...

>>723705290
Meant to write twice. Here I sperg again.

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>>723690603
I would have named the file that, but I didn't think the movie was that great.

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>>723685335
In slomo you can see the driver not only neglected his seat belt, but he lost his pants also. Must have had belt phobia. Probably his nigger dad beat him and his mom regularly when he was small and before his dad disappeared like niggers tend to do.

>>723685299
Holy shit, I have exactly the same cheese shredder

>>723705256
then watch 1 lunatic 1 ice pick or 3 guys 1 screwdriver
those are insane as well

>>723686417
I was going to comment how he was lucky of the near miss, but the second train derailed that thought.

>>723686875
>A faggot to surpass OP

>>723695397
you must be young

>>723685159
With a properly applied choke you can make someone go out within 10 seconds. He didn't break the kids neck. This isn't Hollywood.

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>>723685258

"Yes....YES! I surviv-"

>gets crushed by a lamp
>then gets crushed again by the truck
>is then ignited by fuel

This is some Final Destination type of shit :D

>>723686417
Must be in europoor somewhere where they don't have gates. But still, the lights are flashing, so he has no one to blame but himself.

>>723685299
This guy is trying to look badass by giving himself knuckle scars.

>>723695397
how do you think that spray gets out of the tube that fast? if you answer that question you've just got to look up that chemical and then you know if it's flammable or not.

>>723691532
third that

>>723687247
very

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>>723684782
I fucking hate junkrat so much

>>723691104
>Yeah you are brain is still alive and conscious until it runs out of oxygen after a decapitation
>you are
> ???

>>723685121
Why does it take the guys behind him so long to register that he's on fire?
They take a good 2 seconds to just watch. Like what?

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>>723700869
Me too. Someone said 4 yesterday and posted a screenshot, but I couldn't see the 4th person. Can't even tell from the LL headline:
>Three people ejected from car in violent crash,19 old driver died

>In the LADA car were three young people aged 19 to 26 years old and a 21 year old girl.
Two passengers with fractures and brain injuries was taken to hospital in Gatchina,19 year old driver died.

>>723690426
some inbreed tried to steal copper wires, but there's an issue with that idea isn't there, cause if you touch them you'll become a human crip, this guy didn't think that through

>>723689365
You can see how this troll is slowly losing interest

>>723706354
thats a funny ass picture

>>723706531
you are your brain

>>723685159
Das raysis!
He dindu nuffin!!
Dat cracka as cracka be raysis!!
He killin' a innocent black child jus' cuz he black!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!

He raysis.

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>>723701278
Sauce in metadata, but even that says
>The cause of his death has not been reported.

>>723695397
The propellant is and it gets entrained in the string, you dumb nigger.

>>723690603
Oh my god!
I love that movie and I don't know why!

>>723685938
>>723701278
Looked like either heart attack or a sudden brain aneurysm.

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>>723697062
>falling this hard for bait
You should screen your own shit for a cringe thread, nigger.

>>723704865
>Ride ejects person
>Asian people get scared
It's GOJIRA!

>>723707625
Stupid faggot should have done a back flip.

>>723706617
I'd imagine they're just baffled by what they're seeing and it takes a couple seconds to register that this guy just burst into flammés

>>723685140
::::feeling hot hot hot:::::

>>723707452
DEAR GOD WHY

>>723685258
>Final Destination

>>723707554
Das raysis!
Cracka ass crackas made dem tracks just to kill black people!!
BLACK LIVES MATTER!!!
Das raysis!

>>723707452
Huh.. would tenderizing your dick like that actually make it swell permanently that way?
Minus the tacks.

>>723707864
Human torch cosplay.webm

>>723707919
now this is rekt material

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>>723707762
Maybe, but their facial expressions stay neutral for just a bit too long IMO.

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>>723708166

>>723686958
>"And don't you EVER pull that shit agai-"
brzzzzzrrrrtttt

>>723707864
Kek!

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>>723685229
Chilloutnigger.webm

>>723685121
why is he on fire so much?
it's a goddamn inferno on his body

>>723706630
my favorite

>>723708543
kek