Vaguely describe a video game while others try to guess which.

>I beat up kids for money and my friend is a sociopath

bald boy cries for his life

>>723683731
Canis Canem Edit aka Bully

>>723683731
Bully?

>>723683753
Ate you even trying? That's way too easy.

>>723683809
Ding ding ding. Nice one.

>I am a badass dog musher
>ex military
>get awoken by a special ops team and come to with a burlap sack over my head
>fucking colonel taking the piss because I'm retarded
>some hot chick gives me flu shots
>some shit happens
>I end up meeting my estranged twin brother. He seems obsessed with jeans.

>>723683996
Metal Gear Solid.

>>723684053
Yes.

>>>723683996
LIQUID!?

The kid throws coins, while the old man throws shurikens

I'm dead. But kinda not. Other people are here. But kinda not.
My hobby is beating ugly things

>>723683566
>Teddy bears

>>723684218
Demon's/Dark Souls/Bloodborne

>>723684228
Fnaf

>>723684262
Winrar

>59.99 reasons why i hate S.M.

Oo ahh ooahh
Me make strong spear
Commit genocide of another race
Cold up north

>muh baby

>>723684299
every single dynasty warriors game

>Jason.
>Jason?
>Jason!
>Shaun!
>Shaun!
>SHAAAAUUUUUN!!!

>>723684353
Gentle Drizzle.

UGH YEAH SHOOTING THINGS OMG BLOWJOBS YES CHEST HAIR EXPLOSIONS MURRICA STRIPPERS FUCK YES

>Los Angeles Riot
>Go to prison
>You want out? Offer you can't refuse

I love to hut things with a tool and use ridiculous guns.

>>723683566
You can fart and blast yourself forward on a trail of flames at the same damn time!

>vigilante with a phone
>can't jump

I have 8 split personalities, and I kill people made out of blood.
My friend is a gimp with a penchant for autoerotoc asphyxiation, and a speech impediment.
I also have a stalker called Travis.

>>723684506
Watch Dogs

>>723684506
wash dogs

>>723684455
Dark chronicle

9 faggots trying to kill other 9 faggots

>>723684530
>>723684541
yep

"Houston, we have a problem."
*sigh* "What else is new"

>fall down hole
>talking flowers and goats won't leave me alone

>Scientist find Robot
>Use Robot make more Robot
>Humans live Robot
>Robots attack Human
>First Robot fight Robot

>>723684353
Heavy Rain

>>723684415
GTAIII-V or a Duke Nukem fps.

Jacking off a light saber.

>>723684609
Just played it recently. I was underwhelmed.

>>723684278
Nope

>>723684628
Undermeme

GG EZ MID

>>723684218
Medievil

>>723684650
Yep, Duke Nukem

>UNDERSTAND
>UNDERSTAND
>UNDERSTAND
>UNDERSTAND
>THE CONCEPT OF LOVE

>>723684678
Read the replies already been guessed it's Dark Souls

>>723684707
Jet Set - Ooof! Jet Set - Ooof!
Jet! Set! Radioooooo!

>Guy gets cucked by a mask, not twice, but three times

>>723684748
Medievil 2? But that one sucked.

>>723684678
Applicable.
Also, my nigga.

>I am a typical japanese cool protagonist
>have an edgy tattoo on shoulder and cool edge pants
>my grandfather turns out to be a cunt
>turns out I'm a devil
>I know karate btw

>>723684640
Horizon ?

>>723684801
Tekken.... 2?

>>723684809
Nope

>>723684761
Kek
Splatterhouse.

>>723684787
Idk I liked the addition of guns and the story a bit more engaging.

ME1 had a better atmosphere
>dat crystal cave theme

It really puzzles me why this little faggot just keeps following me around.
Not like I have a PhD and anything better to do

>>723683566
>try to do anything
>get shot
>repeat

>>723684801
Crash Bandicoot.

>>723684756
yee

>>723684835
Very close

>download game
>download mods
>fuck lolis

>Prop-Hunt gets a story mode

Seriously, fuck Preston.

>>723684875
Fair point. Fair point. I'll give you that.

>>723684912
Skyrim

>>723684877
Leggo Indiana Jones

>>723684608
TF2?

>>723684977
Nope

>>723684912
Skyrim/ Fallout

>I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up, so you better drive, brother.

You can run around and beat people with a skateboard

>>723684490
boogerman

>>723685044
GTA III

>i hate hospitals. and doctors and lawyers and cops...

>>723685061
GTA VC

>>723685059
>Push_it_to_the_limit.mp3

>>723685076
nope.

>>723684979
correct

>>723685061
Left 4 Dead
>>723685076
wot

>>723684883
Is this Superhot?

>>723684661
That one game by naughty dog

>useless party members
>cringe
>DARKNESS

>Barely a game
>Troy Baker is Archer

>Space Travel
>Humanity fucks up
>Space Zombies Unlocked
>Joe Plumber saves Humanity

>>723685108
yep

>>723685048
Halo 4

>>723685139
kingdom hearts

>>crazy atlas bitch/good-looking sociopath/dumb military slut wants to look for an alien prison
>>shoot shit wit fire or shock or w/e
>>some bar owner/stripper has mildly good tits/ass
>>acquire badass skill tree/guns
>>win

>>723685093
My name is Donald Love. You're listening to a Love Media station. Enjoy.

>>723685139
Probably solo queuing League feat. Nocturne

>>723685151
Mass Effect series. or Dead Space.

>be me
>early 90's
>I'm running around overweight and nude with a blonde afro and a groucho marx mask killing people with a chainsaw

>>723685108
Vice City

Hostages and grenades

little gay boy kills himself after white old man rapes his ass

>>723684640
Megafag

>>be stranded and jesus-freaks probably ate my boy

>>723684567
Wrong

>treasure hunter
>graphics keep getting better

>>723685233
What the fuck man

>>723685151
ded space

>>723685220
Splatterhouse.
But the cuck one was also funny. Scroll up.

>drink peer
>eat sosig
>get phone call
>drink peer
>try to build car
>drink peer
>drive to town for more peer
>die

>>723685281
female indiana jones

>>723685205
Dead Space is correct. Damn, I knew Space Zombies would make it too easy. Ah well.

Try this one.
>>723684925

>>723685189
correct, was too easy right ?

"Come on guys, she's just a little girl, what's the worst that could hap- AAAAGH OH MY GOD SHE'S RAPING ME SHE'S RAPING ME AND IT HURTS"

>>723684228
League of fags?

>>723685200
Nope

>bitch w/ nerfed tits throws you a bunch of crap you can catch

>>723685220
Actually, the fuck? An afro? That's not splatterhouse.
Shit Idk. Sounds like a fucking fever dream.

>>723683566
>I can't remember what lead up to it but ayyyyyy I'm a kid who has been turned into a lizard
>Sliding on rails and shit
>Transformimg into different lizards and shit
That's all I remember besides the name

>>723685249
Close enough, it's Mega Fag X

>>723685314
NO

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>>723685309

>>723685348
F.E.A.R 2

>>723685419
Ding ding ding

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>>723685220
>90's
>Running
You have my attention

>>723685386
Gecko something, you wore a suit iirc

>>723685368
>BOOKER, CATCH!!

the 3 is a lie

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>>723685443
>mazdo
>hihg
Lost

>>723685281
Indiana Jones 7: The Quest For The Golden Turd

>not even a game
>everyone loves it

>>723685386
Scaler

>>723685465
Sorry, that answer is incorrect!

>>723685465
Gex the gecko?

>>723685503
Call of Duty

>>723685521
There it is.

>>723684526
Killer7

>>723685122
Close, but no; think that but with more yiff

>>723685503
TWD?

>>723685503
Candy Crush

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>>723685220

>>723685555
check'd

>>723685054
No

>>723685503
Overwatch?

No wait, Undertale?

Little fucking furry with big fucking guns

>>723685503
MGS

>>723685501
Here's a hint
>decendant of famous treasure hunter

>>723685267
no-one? the alpha comes out very soon

Dungeon. Monsters eat only chickens.
My manicure is horrible.

>>723685547
Yes

>>723685606
>why not both

>>723685618
Conkers Bad Fur Day?

>>723685623
This is just Tomb Raider right?

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>>723685555
Damn son, where'd you get those digits?

>>723685281
Male Laura Croft aka Uncharted?

>>723685631
Death stranding?
Shooting blind.

>get drunk
>lose your girlfriend
>let's find her
>???
>now I'm the king

>>723685543
nope
>>723685555
what ?
>>723685563
nope
>>723685606
No overwatch is super fun and nope for undertale
>>723685621
nope mgs rocks

>>723685652
No but good guess, didn't think of that

>>723685635
Goldeneye?

>>723685618
Ratchet and clank

>>723685761
Yep

In the end, Father is actually his son Sean that gets kidnapped at the beginning of the game in Vault 111 where you start Fallout 4.

> have to push the button
> No, you need to get the racoon to chew the string
> so you can tie the key to the stick
> then use it to tickle the guard
> who stands up and hits his head on the light
> which swings and pushes the button
> obviously
> use
> use
> use
> fuck this game

>>723685702
Farcry 3?

>>723684925
Visceral Clean Up Duty?

>>723685623
Son Of Indiana Jones: Tomb Of The Tard Class

You know. The game where Indiana Jones's retarded son has to escape the school before they make him lay down for nap time. Fun game.

>DJ has access to 262 cameras

>>723685728
No

>>723685777
Checked

>>723684455
Ratchet & clank

>fag asks if you'd like to fuck back at her place

>>723685709
Walking Dead or Game of Thrones Telltale series?

>>723685550
>>723685673
No

Shoots water, dies.

>>723685690
Yes

>>723685853
Resident Evil 4

>>723685702
My boy Conker.

You know. Conker's Other Bad Fur Day. Probably the best game sequel ever.

Wait.

No items, Fox only

>>723685702
Conker's Unfortunate Follicle Week

"No, Satan, I am the one who knocks"

>>723685841
Nope.
hint :
>blind ennemies

>>723683566
>little green fellas running in line trying to get to the gate... some sacrifices have to be made

>>723685882
Yes

>>723685906
Smashing Brothers

>>723685786
Idk man. Stumped.

>>723685935
lemmings

>>723685921
Tlou

>>723685935
Lemmings.

>>723685935
Lemmings, pretty obvious

>>723685945
Sometimes you get the fish. Sometimes the fish gets you.

>>723685788
Oregon Trail

>YOU'RE WINNER

>>723685964
fuck my hint really was too easy

>>723686013
at least try
Big Rigs Over The Road Racing

>>723686013
BROTRR

>>723684877
Nobody knows this one? Thought it was pretty straightforward

>you're a god
>giving order by doing percussion
>pretty fun overall

>>723684877
Dr. Mario

>>723684228
Naughty bear?
BO zombies?

The final boss is a cheap red and blue bodybuilder with a thong

>>723685310
nobody?
perkele..

>Final level
>Fly inside mega weapon, Star Wars style, and destroy three parts
>Defeat the Erusians

>>723685110
Incorrect, here's another clue
>wear anything
>get shot
>try to make friends with people
>get shot

>>723686094
Asura's Wrath?

>>723686110
Nope.

It really puzzles him

>>723686123
my summer car.

>>723686144
Dayz?

>>723686136
Hawx

>>723686119
Indianer Jones The Game The Movie The Game

>>723686119
Injustice?

>>723686185
Nope

>>723686119
"Kneel before your master"
>dammit, retry
"Kneel before your master"
>fuck, retry
"Kneel before your master"
>for the love of god
"Kneel before your master"

>>723686148
Nope but kekked picturing Asura doing djembé

>>723686144
Rust

>>723686165
Can I get another small hint, I think I know, it's on the tip on my tongue but I can't fucking remember it.

>>723686174
thank you

>>723684877
Professor Layton and the Crazy Cornhole Caper

>>723686207
Gill can eat shit.

>you control the planet angle
>lightnings make one big ball go into many small balls

>be scientist
>have assistant for important work
>testing on mixing police cars and monkeys
>ohnoes.gif the monkeys have escaped
>send assistant to catch monkeys while I jerk off

>>723686144
Call Of Duty Modern Warfare

>>723686245
>>723686254
There we go. Any Professor Layton game

>>723686290
What fucking kind of games are you playing

>>723684152
ff10

>>723684673
League of losers?

History remembers me as a peace maker, but I can be a warlord too.

>>723686290
Grape Rape Escape

>>723686094
hint:
>eyes with arms and legs

>>723684299
farcry primal

>>723686361
Civ?

>>723686290
APE ESCAPE

"You made a picture. of yerself. eating cheese. in my office."
"Aye, what of it?"

>>723686393
yup

>>723686242
Winrar

>>723686361
Civ 1-6
Fuck you, Mohandas. All this time I was keeping an eye on Genghis..

Doubt.

>>723684801
Tekken 3

>being watched
>stealth
>"get em cash"

>>723686290
APER ESCAPER

>Fucks assistant and accidently turns on video phone while spike is spastically swinging his net because duel analogue sticks are new and WTF why are there two sticks on my controller too many buttons now fuck PlayStation where's my N64 at I'm selling this piece of shit.

>I like to manipulate people

>5v5
>collect berries
>ride snail
>only I can fly and attack
>bears can fly and attack too if they take a berry to the right place

WE WUZ CRIME BOSSES

>>723685310
My summer car

>shit game
>speedrun wr held by Cr1tikAl

>>723686466
Thief?

>>723686395
>>723686378
Winrar

>sequel(?)
>"Bite my Crunchy Brown Ass"

"I'll go in as the bald guy. Nobody ever suspects the bald guy."

>>723686494
Put Put?

>>723686454
Yup

Delivering goods at 160 km/h because there are no cops on the road

>>723686527
hitman?

>>723686527
Hitman

>>723686557
>>723686560
Yeah

>MY SPLEEEEN

>Be me
>Be in a gang
>Kill Nazis

>>723686620
Kek, No More Heroes

>>723686632
Wolfenstein TNO?

Fly around an airplane with pew pews just to be killed by Russian bias.

>>723686688
Nope.

>racing game
>fuck physics
>fuck civilian cars in front of you
>boost
>a lot of it
>use bus to make better scores

>>723683566
>be me
>wake up in a tree stump wearing white tights
>get annoyed by a glowing bee
>trying to get out of the woods
>fucking maze, can't find the exit
>creepy music playing the whole time

>where the fuck am I and why is this robot lady talking to me
>Woah. Is that me? I'm a hot asian. Cool. Just gonna put that mental image in my spank bank for later use.
>Fucking puzzles? What? Um. Okay. Since I'm trapped here anyway.
>This bitch being condescending?
>Oh hell no. You're not burning me up
>HA USED YOUR OWN ROCKETS AGAINST YOU.
>There's a fucking sequel where I end up here again? AND ITS THREE TIMES AS LONG?
>Well. At least we know there will never be a fucking third game.

>bird seal of quality
>MIND THAT CHILD
>rape vans

>Magenta
>Furry
>Press R to Restart

>>723685786
Super Smash Bros?

>>723686543
The other one

>>723686709
Nfs or burnout?

>>723686709
Burnout 3

>>723686744
Ocarina of rhyme

"Mommy wants to kill me so I'll just kill myself instead"

>>723686749
portal

>OP immortal god gets his ass handed to him by a little girl

>>723686749
Port hole

>>723686503
Nope

>>723686744
Ocarina
>>723686749
Portals

>>723686792
Spyro? Zoo Clicking Adventure

>>723686824
Binding of Isaac?

>>723686867
Yep, damn I thought that would be too vague

>>723686826
>>723686835
Kek winrars

>>723683566

Korean boy band drives around the country in dad's car while dad gets killed

>>723686890
>matricide
>vague

>>723686668
I guess it was too easy

>>723684651
No More Heroes

>>723686859
Should have been the name of the sequel to be honest. But hey, you win a winrars.

>>723686926
Ffxv

>>723686944
You can say that again!

> Be me
> Be indestructible
> Ram cars with horns
> Lick stuff

>>723686991
Goat sim

>>723686991
Goat sim

>>723686890
Anything with mommy killing you is going to be Isaac lol

Okay here's another one:
>Be me
>Be god
>Try to make a binary star system
>Supernova
*Clicks new file*

>>723687016
winrar

>>723686824
The binding of isaac

>>723686813
>>723686859
indeed it is

>be me
>out of nowhere decide to go over there to see the enemy
>wololo.jpg
>enemy is friend now

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>in prison
>get out of prison
whats this game?

>>723686966
Yup
>>723686991
Sheep Game

>>723686810
yep

>be me
>princess party
>suddenly space

>>723686991
Naked Mario 2

>>723687075
Portal 2

>>723687075
the escapists?

360 360 360 cross scissor kick. goooooooal

>>723683566
>rings
>almost only rings
>get trough this limbo of rings

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>>723687032
universe sandbox

>>723686795
>nfs OR burnout
>implying they're the same kind of game

>>723687116
Mario party 5 or some shit like that

>>723687075
Prisoner of War for PS2
Prison Break game
Technically Wolfenstein 3d

>>723687145
Winner.

>>723687165
Not quite, it is a mario game though

>>723687125
ye
>pixleated mmo
>14 classes
>pew pew
>holy pewpew
>SO MUCH PEW PEW
>fatass loot

I don't know what all of these moving symbols are doing on my screen and to be fair it's making me kinda nauseous but I do know whatever is going on it must be hi-larious

>>723687075
Well, that second greentext tells us the main character isn't black. So we're narrowing it down.

>>723687144
Sonic the hedgehog

>>723687209

New thread bois

>>723687075
Saints Row 2

>>723685220
The best GTA

>>723687144
Sanic de hagehougie

>>723687144
Superman 64

>need to find her
>do you know where she went?
>she was here

>>723685368
Alex from hl2?

>>723684455
Ratchet and clank

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>>723685555
quads

>Threedawg

>>723684490
Rocket league

>>723687353
Nah, Elizabeth from Bioshock:Infinite

>>723686094
That's Patapon my nigga

>>723687452
Owwwwww

i want to fuck nicole

>>723687226
>>723687285
wrong
>>723687288
correct

>>723687541
Me too

>Be me
>Be a computer
>Kill almost all humans
>Spend my day fucking with a few

>>723687555
To be fair that game only has 2 levels before you're supposed to break the cartridge. How was I supposed to know?

>>723687065
AOE 2

>>723685694
It's The Forest

>>723685267
Already had it here, the forest

>>723687637
Portal

>>723687814
>>Be me
>>Be a computer
>>Kill almost all humans
>>Spend my day fucking with a few
No.

Hint: Angstroms

>>723687936
portal2

>>723687978
Nope, nothing that was made in the last decade.

wake up
where am i?
why am i covered in tattoos?
Who is a good boy?
Who is a good boy?
Who is a good boy?
Who is a good boy?
Who is a good boy?

>>723688083
Pong

>first person
>in a romanesque building
>won't shut up
>videogames are bad

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>>723688188
n...no

>>723687756
masochism

Some creepy old man won't stop following me everywhere I go inside the mansion. And he walks only slightly faster than a tortoise. Might have something to do with my big boobs

>>723684490
Shrek?

>>723687075
Hard Time? Only one i can think of where you get out of prision without breaking out

>>723688463
Clock Tower

>>723688463
Tombraider 2: electric boogaloo

get ot of prison
people are freaking out over some dude
break into his home
he's like "ok if you want to fight i guess i have to fight you"
walk into the next room.
run around
he falls into a hole
i won

>>723688559
Nope.
>>723688651
Exactoranto