Vaguely describe a video game plot and let others try to guess it.

>>723677992
>La li lu le lo

moves into the blanc house with his family

You jump on turtles and anthropomorphic evil mushrooms so that you can save the princess from the boss turtle, who is green with spikes on his back and his name rhymes with "Growzer"

>In France
>Cafe explodes
>Follow a clown into a sewer
>Show soiled tissues to everyone you meet
>PS and PC, mid-nineties

>Cry shit away and take pills to kill your mum

>>723678129
MGS:2 (Kojima is a Troll/Raiden is a Homo Edition)

>Burn shit
>Get paid
>Repeat

>Cut off their limbs
>Shoot the limbs off of enemies for extra damage
>"Listen, forget about shooting them in the body, you gotta cut off limbs."
>"Go for the limbs - dismember them. That should do the job."
>"Conserve ammo by dismembering enemy limbs"

>>723678401
Final fantasy 7

>>723678369
Sonic the hedgehog

a group of international assassins following a specific creed form a syndicate in industrial era london

>>723678463
Dead Space

>>723678478
Assassin creed. Or dishoned

>Sad lesbians

>>723678531
Yup

>"NIGGA YO DUN' GOOF'D SUCH A BITCH ASS SIMPLE JOB!"
>yfw sheeeeeeeit

>>723678567

Gone Home. 11/10 IGN

>>723677992
the devil is under the church

>be a dog
>follow colour scent
>play fetch

Good game.

>>723678611
Too much water

>>723678614
Diablo

>>723678567
>>723678611
Nope.

>>723678567
Life is strange?

>>723678644
Ôkami.

>>723678401
The Binding of Isaac.

Your first mission is to steal a bike.

>>723678644
America Simulator 2017

>>723678679
Yup!

>>723678688
GTA:SA.

>>723678687
Isaac is right.

>old man
>inception
>childhood love
>origami
>moon
>dead

You're my best friend if you've played this game before.

>>723678607
GTA

>>723678688
intimidate those who intimidate others, carl

>>723678758
Heavy Rain

>>723678758
Heavy Rain?

>>723678758
To the moon!

beautiful and stylish

>be a kid during rad 90s in 'murica
>go on an adventure and bash up shit
>travel back in time
>almost become an hero, literally
>still make it back
>bitch tells me to gtfo back home
>tfw no pussi at the end
>instead had a fucking feel trip

Which game?

>>723678430
Revengeance was cool though

>>723678381
Broken sword

>Starring Willem Dafoe

>>723678821
Minecraft.

You have to save your sister/daughter depending on what version of you game you got.
Also best girl might not be a girl?

>>723678860
NOOOOO

>>723678817
Hello my friend

Also, such good tier soundtrack.

>>723678849
Beyond: two souls.

>roll into town with a police escort and a ballin' jacket
>shoot a local
>police are murdered
>kill a lumberjack
>something about bingo

>"Rookies start here..."
>Shoot everything, collect gems
>Become strong enough to destroy your way out
>"Death by Stereo"

>>723678817
Oh fuck it is To the Moon.
Origami is the rabbits that the wife made.
Inception because the scientists needed to find the reason for the wish.
Going to the moon is the wish.
Old man wanted to go to the moon with his wife who passed away.

I'm so dumb thinking it was Heavy Rain

>>723678824

Chrono Trigger

>beach ball
>rolling on a three dimensional maze
>pixels

>>723678567
Life is strange

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>widdly-wahh
>widdly-widdly-widdly wahhhh
>weeeeewww widdly widdly
>crowd cheers

>>723678369
Dr robot nicks mean bean machine ?

>>723678892
Yupperoni

>>723678945
Hi my friend.

>>723678824

Secret of Evermore?

>>723678971
Kula World?

>>723678884
Hello. Yup, not bad at all.

>>723678866
Assassin's Creed: Black Flag.

>>723678971
Kula something.

>Free rock-frozen dragons

>>723678824
EarthBound

>>723679022
I cried so much at the end.
I can't play it again because I know I'll cry again

>arabs
>nukes
>michael bay

>arrive on a new planet searching for legendary items
>three new friends have joined you in your quest
>some handsome guy tries to kill you
>a dancing robot saves you

>>723679030
Ding

>>723677992
robot poisons everyone for science

Start naked
Fight
Get blue armour and stone hammer
Zezima

>>723679076
Borderlands.

>>723678651
spot on

>check out a new place to live
>shit goes down
>start having visions
>tell your superiors
>they think you're crazy
>grab some buddies
>kill the bad guy
>they still think you're crazy

>>723679032
Fuck no is it Black Flag. I would have said pirates if it was.

> Jewelry collector
> Keep finding annoying animals
> exercise separates you from your enemy
> can't seem to get shit right

>>723679024
>>723678957
Close, no cigar.

>>723679046
Correct.

>>723679076
Boarder lands 2

>>723678845
Correct

>>723679099
>>723679118
ye

>>723679073
modern warfare

>>723678914
Undertale.

>>723679106
It's the only AC I played and it's kinda spot on lol.
If you said pirates it wouldn't have been vague!

pick up the world and take it to the stars

>yellow people
>driving
>kicking people

>>723678996
Guitar Hero.

>>723679162
I've not played Black Flag.
Who's Ed's sister/daughter?

>>723679172

Crazy Taxi

ride a motorcycle
fuck sluts

>>723679169
starbound

>>723679172
Simpson's Hit and run?

>>723679204
Nope

>BUSTA, STRAIGHT BUSTA!

>>723679172
Sleeping Dogs

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>Faggot does stuff
>The whore is a whore

What game is this?

>>723679202
Dunno, there's a daughter somewhere though.

>>723679204
Nope

>>723679231
Yup

>the world is reborn and both of your friends go batshit
>Punch god in the face

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>>723679189
was going for Guitar Hero: Metallica, but close enough

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>>723678381
>In France
>Cafe explodes

Real life?

>>723679246
TOPKEK

you are a failure of a detective in a cyberpunky universe. but fun and stuff. and your nigger companion blows it.

>pissed off 24/7
>decides to kill all the Gods

>>723679247
GTA3?

>brother 1 fucks up
>brother 2 makes up for brother 1's mistake
>brother 2 dies for brother 1
>brother 3 and sister 1 are just chillin' off screen
>brother 1 smashes a plate
>brother 2, brother 3 and sister 1 all come to help
>liquidated

>>723679246
I'm Asian and that made me kek

>>723679324
God of war

>>723679159
Could be right? Nope though.

>>723679324
Mortal Kombat

>>723679324
asura's wrath or god of war?

>>723679324
God of War.

>Free rock-frozen dragons

>u make autistic moves to lead some doggo through some ruins

>>723679247
Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest

>black, white and red
>dope hip hop soundtrack
>ultra violence

>>723679391
Fallout 4

>>723679247
Feminazi: The Triggering?

>>723679225
Lost and the damned

>>723679412
It's that slow motion, time stopping game thing?
Time only goes on when you move or such.

>>723679412
Madworld.

>>723678462
Little inferno?

>dumb as friend gets turned into rodent
>have to find ancient eggs
>spins around constantly
>turns to the dark side
>turns to the light side

>>723679412
MadWorld?

>>723679412
SUPER HOT

>>723679391
The Last Guardian.

>be 80's rock band
>make steel ball game with our songs

>>723679230
no, the entire world
become a star

>Loser makes decent 2/3d hat game
>Beer battered fish
>No sequel but at least he's gone

>>723679451
Superhot doesn't have a hiphop soundtrack.

>>723679397
haha

>>723679381
Final fantasy 3/6

hatch eggs

>>723679412
Madworld, ez.

>>723679487
Phil 'The Cunt' Fish? Fez.

>>723679459
Taz ?

>>723679455
Yep

>>723679489
Never played it :/

>>723679497
Naaah.

>>723678463
>shoot limbs to conserve ammo
a liberal use for the word conservation


and now for the game that im gonna vagley describe

>99% of the NPCs are australians
>written by a SJW
>its based before and after the events of the first and second games
>one NPC even says she's not into guys over and over again

>>723679505
Pokemon

>>723679512
You got it.

>>723679356
>>723679380
Exactomundo
>>723679376
Asura could work hey he's basically book Kratos
>>723679375
Your an idiot

>>723679334

Super Smash Bros

>>723679538
Borderlands The PreSequel

>gang fucked you now you fuck them

>>723679458
Ding Ding!
Surprisingly relaxing, I quite liked it.

>>723679550
no worse

Travel with your master.
Get cholera
Talk with foreigners
Ride walking cities

>>723679505
Tamagochi

>>723679580
nope.

>>723679516
Nope

>>723679619
no worse

>>723679538
Not my usage. Every line for that Dead Space one are directly taken from the first chapter of the game.

>>723679466
yes

>>723679591
Donkey Kong 64.

>>723679617
Transformers?

>>723679505
Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg

>>723679673
Nope

>be gay ass sea creature
>go to space fight other gay ass sea creatures in a fight to the death Arena

>>723679680
YES

>>723679586
you got it.

Borderlands 1 was the superior version

staaaaay fresh

>Asian lady
>island holiday
>brain dead hicks everywhere
>fml
>shanking with home made knife

>>723679246
Underrated

>>723679381
Spyro?

>>723679731
Texas?

>>723679459
Escape plan

>>723679657
nah

>>723679381
Spyro.

>>723679717
I found 2 far funnier and funner to farm on. but I agree with you, I always preferred 1 for some reason

>>723679731
Dead Island

>>723679749
Bingo, yup!

>>723679771
Nope.

>>723678914
Still unanswered.
Only one person has gotten it in the past.

>>723679701
Spore?

>welcome to my inn!

>>723679788
Yup

>watch a grown man crawl back inside his dead mothers vagina

This is fucking real

>>723679820
Eso

>you fall into the underground
>everyone is gay

>>723679701
Ecco the Dolphin.

>>723679767
That's Alabama.

Fly to island owned by nigger
Hey what? No fighting competition?
Guess I'll just do sexy things on the beach and play in the casino.

>I said come in, dont stand there!
>whilst points gun at you for 2 seconds and puts it down and does this everytime you enter the bar

>pervert drawf
>hits on every girl
>Ellvis hair

>>723679846
Katherine?

>run
>run
>run
>as fast as you can
>they can't catch you
>collect soft drink cans

>>723679867
Dead or Alive Volleyball and Dead or Alive Extreme 1 and 2

>>723679884
Leisure suit larry

>>723679867
Doa xbvb

>>723679884
Leisure Suit Larry.

>>723679910
Sunset Overdrive

>>723679884
Leisure Suit Larry?

>>723679910
PEPSIMAN!

>>723679910
Pepsi maaaaan!

>>723679862
Nope sorry
>its a newer game
>controls are terrible

Antagonist is a badass.
Main character is a angsty edge lord.

>>723679889
Nope.
(Hint: Motion Controls)

>>723679998
FF7

>>723679929
>>723679936
Yup, thought that was going to be hard

Next one.

>red spandex
>movie star
>fastword punches
>slow motion kicks

>>723679998
Hatred.

>you deport a lesbian 14yo cunt

>>723680023
>>723680034
No, but lol.

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Race cars doing races. Guess it.

>>723680049
Trump Simulator 2017.

>a horny decorator

>>723679998
Ff7

Dragon armour
Hill giants
14 year old /b/ro's played

>>723680026
Viewtiful Joe?

>>723680078
Since you said the cars themselves race, not the drivers: Cars, the game obv.

>>723680122
I SAID NOOO

>>723679875
GTA V.

>>723680094
Sums up my experience in Skyrim.

>>723680078
GranTurismo

>>723680026
Viewtiful Joe

>>723680129
skyrim

>edgy boyband
>you don't understand shit if you haven't watched the shitty anime

>floating city
>capture the flag
>running around in a two legged mechanic machine
>getting chased by a guy holding a laser stick

>>723680160
Nice.

>>723680185
Bjorn go to sleep

Also recaptchakeeps getting worse and more demanding

>>723680223
Titanfall?

>>723680129
Runescape. Fucking obvious.

>>723680214
Nah

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>>723680172
thats not it i'll give you a hint

>when you drink 10 vodka at once, your camera is spinning as if you're playing CSGO with over 200 sensativity but its the 2nd only way to cure your raditation

>>723680290
Correctamundo

>>723678644
Zelda Twilight Princess

>>723680287
Nope

>>723680302
GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

>spaceman whistles at a bunch of carrots

>chess
>war machines
>jumping on buildings

>>723680302
Get out of here STALKER

>>723680413
Blast Corps.

>>723680409
Pikmin

>one of your crew is always discovering new meals to cook
>this said person goes blind to
>you also get to drive a really nice car

>>723680442
Negative

>Drink poisonous shit to become professional undead killer
>Convince people to not go back on their promises
>Kill big ass dragon

>>723680449
Yessir

>>723680185
nu uh

>see a button
>any year
>doing anything
>I shiggy diggy

>>723678644
A dogs life

>but it's pink

>>723680398
>>723680415

ANU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>723680402
>being addicted to alcohol because you drinked 4 beers and havent had a drink in about 2 weeks apart in game time then drink a bottle of whisky then get labelled as "addicted"

or having one beer every day in the game time then by the fifth beer you're labled as "addicted"

being a Ausfag i think its bullshit to be addicted to alcohol just because you havent had piss in a while

>>723680467
witcher?

>>723680467
The Witcher

>finished game
>some stupid american company does not like exclusives for no reason
>salty fans

>>723680681
Half life 2?

>slowly pay off your mortgage to a sleaze bag loan shark

>>723680800
Animal crossing

>>723680800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyfNTg5RRhk

>>723679459
Jak 3

>>723680776
nah happened recently

>>723680800
funny, it never gets paid off.

its a fucking cult

>>723680681
No man's sky

>>723680938
>No man's sky
>Finished game
Kek.

>"Do you like hurting other people?"
>Gotta get a grip
>based off from movies like Drive and Cocaine Cowboys and even a music video called Time To Dance by The Shoes

>>723680997
Salty fan?

>>723680451
Ffxv

>>723680218
naruto something

>>723681015
Hotline Miami. You made WAY too obvious.

>>723680644
>>723680661
Nope, but close-ish

>glitchy zombies
>"friendly?"

4 people kill zombies.

>be american
>get shot

>>723681163
one of the best games of all time

Squire James
Fight vampires in a small town
Fight one eyed pirate on a ship stuck in ice

>dead gf
>useless horse
>black spaghetti

>>723681304
l4d

>>723680467
Dragon age.

>>723681353
Dantes inferno?

>>723681174
ahaaa...DA origins!

>>723681316
Real life.

>>723681360
yah gj fgt

>>723681353
SotC ?

>>723679459
>>723680865
Cmon did I win ? I really have nothing better to do..

>>723681381
No, there's no horse or spaghet in that, fun game tho

Dropped into North Korea.
Killing playing cards
Flying helicopters

>>723679115
Pokemon!

>>723681401
Yup!

>>723681492

Correkt

>>723681665
black spaghetti was too easy

>>723681403
close, this game also incorporates modern day american problems

>>723681749
The last of us

>>723681749
>>723681316
GTA V.

>collect bananas
>don't plummet to your death

>Punching people
>Falling with style
>Your son hates you

>>723681975
Donkey Kong Country.

>>723682036
nope

>>723681975
Any ylyl thread on /b/

Space Clones vs Space Jews vs Spave Zombies vs Space Ninjas

>>723682196
Warframe ?

>>723682134
Kek.

>Boring
>It was all for nothing

People in sleeping bags everywhere.
I'm on a beach and I am being chased by the king. He is naked with just a crown and a sword. Decapitated again!

>Beat up insane people on an island

>>723682284
Desert Bus.

>>723682439
Far Cry 3.

>>723682494
Nope

>>723682465
Nope

Think recent

>>723682439
Batman Arkham Asylum

>>723682439
Batman Arkham Asylum?

>>723682439
Arkham Asylum?

>>723682654
>>723682677
>>723682683
Correct!

>your wife dies
>your son dies
>you broke your sword
>you have a ghost buddy tho so that's pretty cool

>>723682851
Fallout 4?

>I've never seen this car before I don't know how to get in

>>723682942
Nope

>>723683050
My summer car?

>>723682851

assasins creed: mordor edition

>>723683094
Correct

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>>723679246

>>723683085
No, Hint.
>Mr. Salieri sends his regards.

>Amputee
>Naked female monster
>It was all the MC's fault

I am an assassin with 8 split personalities who may or may have not been dead the entire time and my friends are a gimp with an autoasphyxiation fetish and a weird dude with novelty muscle shirts.
There's also Sentai and Anime. What is this game fuck shit

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>>723683336
Top tier

>>723680223
Bioshock Infinite?

New thread guys

>>>723683566