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Roll 'em
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>>723677858
gimme dat
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>>723678239
fuck that noise, reroll
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>>723677858
Rollin
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rul rol ril
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keep rolling rolling rolling
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Here we go
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>>723677858
groll
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>>723677858
Roll, taking the bonus perk where no one loves you and i can buy more shit
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Lets get rich
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rollerino
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>>723677858
rollss
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I'd pay to get the everyone forget me perk anyway
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>>723677858
r
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Yucky
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>>723677858
roll
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Rollerino
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roller
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rol
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>>723677858
ro
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Lets roll this fucjery
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Pls
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Rulling
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>>723677858
Roll
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Rrrrrrrollin'
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>>723677858
R0lling
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>>723677858
rollin like a wheel
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Roll my
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dixenormous
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>>723677858
rollin
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>>723677858
Lets see what we got
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rolllll
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4chen
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rock my shit fam
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rick roll
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Rolll
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>>723681120
Roll 20, round up to 30 pts per rules
Library = 10 pts
Fast food = 10 pts
Shit room = 1 pt
Toilet paper = 1 pt
Hygenic package = 3 pts
Cleanliness = 3 pts

Total = 28 pts
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rolll
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>>723677858
Rollolol
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>>723677858
Roll
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>>723677858
Rollin'
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>>723681940
40 points:
Library = 10 pts
Fast food = 20 pts
Shit room = 1 pt
Toilet paper = 1 pt
Hygenic package = 3 pts
Cleanliness = 3 pts

Total = 38 pts
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>>723677858
roll
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rölli
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>>723677858
Rolllin
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>>723677858
roll
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Rollllll
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>>723677858
rawl
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>>723682094
94 Points. Get to have some fun.
Huge room (15)
Gourmet Food (20)
All Facilities Except washer dryer (40)
Top of the line PC (15)

Total used: 90

Plan: Get educated and become an expert in something. When I get out I can get a high paying job for being an expert. Learn an instrument on the side.
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>>723682625
reeeeeee
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>>723682681

Maybe this:
Normal room (10)
Gourmet Food (20)
All Facilities Except washer dryer and health and music (30)
$100,000/year (30)

Get out with a million bucks, if I can stay sane all alone.
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roll!!!!
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rorring
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>>723682199
unlimited sex (20)
library(10)
computer(15)
paper, shower, clinic, cleanliness(12)
washer + dryer (5)
gourmet food(20)
regular room room(10)
200k doubled salary (30)

lose all contacts +25 pts

points used (122)
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>>723677858
ewggweg
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>>723677858
roll
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ROllerino
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>>723677858
Rolling...
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>>723677858
Rololololo
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>>723677858
Raul Castro
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>>723677858
roll on
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>>723677858
Re roll...
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Hmmm. Okay, Roll.
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Rollerrink
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>>723684554
Im good.
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rollzz
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>>723677858
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>>723677858
roll
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>>723677858
roll
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>>723677858
ScRoll
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Rollin for 00
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>>723677858
roll
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Roooolling
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>>723677858
Fuck it, roll
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>>723677858
rollerino
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Rolllin
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>>723677858
roll
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rhek
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>>723677858
memes
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Rolling for <30
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Reroll
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Dubs pls
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reroll
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Re-rolling
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rollersjates
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Bullshit rolls
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>>723687405
onemoretime
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droll
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rololol
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Rol
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>>723677858
rollor
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boom
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>>723677858
roulllaaa
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wefwef
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Roller
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Rollling
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>>723677858
Reel
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>>723677858
Rolln
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rolli
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>>723677858
Rollinz
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Rolling away
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Keep them doggies rollin'.
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>>723677858
Rollin
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Roller
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>>723677858
Roll
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>>723677858
rollink
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>>723689846

46 Points
+25 Loosing 2 Fingers
+25 Chance of Head Cold

= 96 Points
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95 Shit Room
75 Gourmet Food
30 every facility

0 100.000 $ each year
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>>723677858
Roll
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>>723690805
Fug
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>>723690831
Guggedy Fug
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>>723690864
Better
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bowlin
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>>723690923
reroll
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>>723677858
roll
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>>723677858
rollin q45
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>>723677858
Might as well
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>>723677858
Ролл
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Let's see...
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reroll
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>>723677858
Roll 99
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>>723677858
rollewsky!
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>>723677858
Rollion
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good
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>>723677858
rollipop
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>>723677858

Dey see Meh rolling
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>>723677858
lets go for it
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rollan
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Having a girl isn't solitary not a computer
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>>723677858
gqegqgE
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>>723677858
.....
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>>723691605
YJ
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>>723677858

Wait with our salary can't we just buy out most of the shit anyway otherwise what's the point of the salary?
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>>723677858
roll l
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rollin on the river
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>>723677858
rolling that shit
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I'll get all the goy's money
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>>723677858
roll
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>>723677858
rollerino
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OROLL
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>>723677858
Rolling Rolling Rolling
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>>723677858
Roll
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>>723677858
rollin
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>>723690956
this would be 10x better than how i currently live lmao.

>workout every day and get jacked af
>only eat delicious food
>have my gf round everyday for an hour
>get a shower, tooth brush, hot water
>get a washer and a dryer and a full wardrobe
>control the temperature
>mr clean keeps the place fuckin tidy
>HAVE AN ENSUITE GYM
>shit computer and tv but they'll be fun as fuck to watch high anyway
>free weed dude lmao
>maybe get a cold sometimes, but the weed will make that feel better
>LITERALLY GET PAID TO LIVE HERE
holy fuck sign me up
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Rollo
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>>723677858
rollinin
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>>723692600

>Fucking child who choose marijuana over cocaine.

If you ever come to Moldova me and the troops would beat you to death for your pathetic choices. You are a laughable human being
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>>723693035
lmao okay european nigger
come to australia and get bottled ya fuckin poofter
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>>723677858
rola
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roll-a-cola
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>>723693200

Why I need to go when Aborigine girl can fight you for me? If you can only handle drug for toddler what make you think you can beat me?
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Sweet roll
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>>723677858
Rollolloll
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>>723677858
rolo
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rrrrr
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>>723693827
Auto 30? No, autoreroll
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rollin'
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>>723677858
RoIIing
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llor
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rollllll
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rell
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>>723677858
Rolling
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>>723677858
fpph
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>>723677858
Rollerblades
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>>723677858
Get DuBS!
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rell
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Ruioll
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>>723677858
Ok
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>>723677858
Roll3
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>>723677858
Rollr
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>>723677858
aaaaa
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>>723677858
em Roll
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>>723677858
Rollemup
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>>723677858
lorr
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>>723677858
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meep
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rull
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Roru !
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>>723695660
60 points + 25 head cold bonus
Regular Room 10
Fast Food 10
Music Room 5
Health Clinic 5
Washer and Dryer 5
TP 1
Hygiene Package 3
Top of the Line PC 15
Unlimited Sex 20
HD TV 10
84 points total
Seems decent
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rollinn
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>>723677858
roulé
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>>723695846
46
Buy 25 no friends
71
30 100k
15 huge room
20 gourmet
65
6 left
1 tp

ehh fuck it, I'll buy 25 more with my pinkies cut off. fuck that head cold shit

30 left
3 shower
5 washer and dryer
3 temp
10 library
3 tidy
24
6 left
5 health clinic
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>>723677858
Rollan b
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Roll. Have both pinkies removed.
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rolly
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>>723677858
Quite many 4channers choose to do the solitary confinement without any of these awards, pros or cons. Potentially you're richer, fitter and happier by doing this. Realisticly you're just a hikikomori.
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>>723677858
roll
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>>723677858
rolling?
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>>723677858
reroule
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>>723677858
rerollin
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>>723677858
roland the headless thompson gunner
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rollan
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lets goooo
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>>723677858
RoLL
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im rich
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rollin
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>>723677858
pff
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cmon godz
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penis
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>>723677858
dubs?
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>>723677858
wew
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hypothetical roll
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rollo
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>>723677858
Rollen
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>>723677858
rollin
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>>723677858
rollerino
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>>723677858
roll
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ROLL :D
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>>723677858
droll
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>>723677858
rollin
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>>723677858
roll roll roll
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Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin wat
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>>723677858
Roll
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>>723677858
rolin
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>>723697229
not worth, reroll
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>>723677858
Rollin Rollin Rollin
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sda
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>>723677858
I'm on year 7 of solitary - let's roll for my salary in 3 years.
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>>723677858
Roll
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>>723677858
Rawl
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>>723697378
>100k/year =30p
>Shit Room =1p
> Shower, Temp, Toilet Paper, Cleanliness, Washer =15p
>Lib,Clinique =15p
>Fast Food =10p
=71points
Still have 7 left. I won
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>>723677858
Where does Fast Food end and Gourmet begin? Can I have something like Burger Lounge, or 5 Guys and say that's fast food?
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>>723696740
40 points + 50 points from being forgotten, and head cold = 90 points in total.
-10 points for fast food
-10 points for a regular room
-20 points for unlimited sex
-10 points HD TV
- 5 points for console games
-15 for PC master race
-3 hygenic package
-3 temp control
-3 cleanliness
-5 health clinic
-1 toilet paper
-5 washer and dryer + wardrobe

Seems fun
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>>723698209
I hope salads are included, I won'r eat burger shit for sure.
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roll nigga
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>>723677858
rollerino
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>>723677858
Rolling for 30
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>>723677858
Roll
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rollerino
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>>723698777
OOOOOOOOOO
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Roollk
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rolll
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>>723677858
>>723677858
rollll
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rollerino
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>>723677858
this game is insane...but no, i will roll the wheel
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>>723697955
-$100,000 x 2 (30)
-Unlimited Sex (20)
-Shit Room (1)
-Bread (1)
-Cleanliness(3)
55 total. 2 Million for fucking with my dirty ass for 10 years. Not bad I guess?
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RAwl
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>>723677858
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>>723677858
Rell
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>>723698523
30 point hardmode, sweet
no extra points, they all suck too hard
gourmet food, 20 (honestly would probs neck myself on fastfood or bread for 10 years)
pentium III PC, 2 play some cs1.6 with serbs
music room 5, maybe I'll actually learn to play an instrument with 10 years in solitary, also every album ever released sounds good
shit room 1... yay
toilet paper 1 because ass needs clean
1 point spare because there's not enough 1 point options

things I wish I could have chosen, hygienic package, temp control , a better room

Could I actually live like that for 10 years? Maybe, assuming I can clean myself with unlimited supply of water and don't just have to be covered in filth all the time but really why would I do this for 10k a year?
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>>723677858
IN
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>>723677858
Fucking dream job, even with the bare minimum
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yeehaw
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>>723677858
How can the economy be real if our currency isn't real?
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>>723677858
rollan
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>>723683069
>get out with a mill
>economy crashed, average salary $700k a year
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Fuck whores
Get cash
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cmmooooon
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another one
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>>723677858
REROLL
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