Any of you ever had this happen?

Nah, this is the reason I sit on my sofa. Comfy.

normally all my compressed air explosions go the other way... maybe one day~

this kills the crab

>>723677472
fuck

>>723677472
Thanks, now my butthole hurts

No, because I'm not an obese piece of shit

>>723677472
It reminds me the video where a Korean dude threw his chair through the window

>>723677472
yeah a couple of times. its a pain in the ass

>not laying on a bed
fucking zilch

>>723677472
It's not possible. It doesn't have enough pressure to launch the rod up your butt

>>723679448
tell that the anus of the china lad.

does anyone still sit on those old fashioned chairs?

>>723679589
> implying it wasn't an internet hoax

>>723677472
this is why i make sure that my chairs have metal plates on the base so i dont get a piston shooting up my ass.

>>723677472
Cnfirmed hoax, but yeah, painfull idea