how long have you been on 4chan
5 years here
>>723674303
11 years.
>>723674303
is doggo ok?
9 years. I hate myself
>>723674303
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>>723674303
been here since 2008, 9 years.
just over a year of intense browsing
It'll be 11 years sometime this year.
>>723674729
he's just sleeping, quite comfy
two days
13 years.
Why the fuck am I still here?
>>723674303
10 years in November
>>723674303
10-11 years cant say for sure
time has become meaningless in my state
two years posting
>>723675004
image boards are very addictive
>>723674303
I'm a newfag here but i have been here for about a year
>>723674924
will there be doggos on the farm George?
jesus christ 10-11 years now.
feels like 5 years ago gamefaqs went down
>>723675099
Originally just came for more lolcats to spam our own forums with (group of friends from hs), but its been like watching two cargo ships crash at 2 inches per hour. Any second now something good will happen.
4 years
Still a newish fag but if I haven't left by now I'm not leaving any time soon
God help me
Since 07.
I haven't been coming back every day since... but i always somehow end up here.
12 years. more off than on though
>>723675118
>>723674303
10 years with breaks
>>723674303
3 years
>>723674303
2 weeks XD
since 2003 or 4. I'm turning 30 this year and I've been married for 6. Not going to have kids cuz fuck that shit.
>>723674303
10 years
Bout a year and a half.
Two hours lol
>>723675732
>your bloodline ends with you
cuck