Vaguely describe a video game plot and let others try to guess it.

I just learned to scream at people and monsters by 4 hobos

>>723673292
Skyrim

>>723673292
Megaman Legends

>>723673292
skyrim?

>>723673365
>>723673406 you guys are right

You're dating every single girl in town while selling the best quality turnips

Eating loli brains to get ripped

>>723672655
You join your friends gang and fist fight many chinamen for to bring justice.

>>723673543
Animal Crossing?

>>723673543
Stardew valley

>>723673543
star dew valley?

Gay Buzzcut lazer

a fuck ton of weebs, vikings, and crusaders have an all out war against each other.

>>723673692
for honor
2 ez

>>723673665
>>723673673
Yep, niggers

Getting screamed at by angry Polish 13-year-olds while desperately trying to bounce shots from insane Russian troll cannons

A cat fucks your m8s up so you invade a neighbouring land and massacre all the natives and their tribal leaders.

Getting your ass handed to you in the Feudal Age

>>723673623
Sleeping dogs

>>723673770
World of Tanks

a man kills a fuckton of minions while consuming drugs to save a girl.

Looking up at the sky and having seagulls shit on your face

Screaming brazillian midgets vs (you)

>>723673639
underrated

>>723673887
CS:GO

>>723673819
Correct.

>>723673692
>weebs
Samurai is beat faction.

>>723673782
Farcry primal

>>723673921
Kys.. vikings are the best

Getting blowjobs and/or sex from four different dudes within a few days

I like to kick bitches in the face. I like short walks through long tunnels and sometimes, I punch dinosaurs cause why the fuck not?

Theres this war and theres these people that stopped it then the news was like noooooo those guys were bad then they disappeared, but like bad stuff happened again and everyones like halp

>>723673964
Correct.

Beating people to death with their own severed arms

you drove a taxi and now youre killing people

>>723674001
true dat.

>be me
>a fish in a dapper suit
>kill Bad guys saves the world

>>723674084
GTA IV

>>723673871
mario

Find your missing gf but she's started acting like a real bitch since she started hanging with a new group of friends, they're cunts too.

>>723674142
well done

>>723674084
Gta IV

Rescue girl in semi-Victorian stylized game

>Mystical powers

Bonus round, name the other game exactly like it.

>>723674174
Zelda

>>723674009
Turok ?

>>723674118
James pond?

>>723674209
Not it sorry.

>>723673617
Bioshock

>>723674197
Bioshock Infinite

>>723674221
Yes
>nostalgia intensifys

>fuck a fine bitch
>be with your friends
>choose one

naked child crying in a basement.

>>723674293
Whats the bonus round answer?

>>723674219
Not even close

>>723674004
Real life?
>>723674174
RE7?

Dude with weird ears goes to the dark side sometimes, but takes revenge and goes on a journey to find him creator.

>>723674302
Lol lucky I played that shit back in the day, literally only fish in a suit I could think of.

>>723674279
+1 internet

>>723674384
Yeah it was RE7, wd

>>723674066
Forest

>>723674384
>real life?
Get tested famalam

>>723674312
FC 4.

>be me
>child with no wepons
>Pedo scum everywere
>rock paper siscors will protect me

wew he's in the barrel, oh snakes and such. I love moving to the right. banging music.

The game begins in 1911, where John Marston (Rob Wiethoff), a former outlaw, is taken from his family by the Bureau of Investigation. They state Marston will be granted amnesty if he brings the remaining members of his old gang to justice. Marston agrees.

Marston learns that Dutch has been forming his own gang with sympathizers from the local Indian reservation, and joins Ross, Fordham and a group of U.S. soldiers in an attack on Dutch's hideout. During the assault, Marston chases Dutch up to a cliff overlooking the river and mountains. Dutch ultimately chooses to commit suicide, backing off the cliff and falling to his death, but not before warning Marston that the Bureau will 'just find another monster' to justify their pay. Marston is then released from his deal with Ross and goes back to his ranch where his wife Abigail (Sophie Marzocchi) and his son Jack (Josh Blaylock) are waiting.

Despite a valiant last stand, he dies after being shot numerous times by Ross and his men. He is then buried by his grieving family on the hill overlooking the ranch.

The game then moves three years ahead to 1914, where Marston's son Jack stands over the graves of both his father and his now deceased mother. He leaves home to search for Ross, who retired the year before, and eventually finds the former agent hunting on a riverbank in Mexico. The two duel, with Jack emerging the victor.

>>723674066
Dead Space?

>>723674523
Alex Kid!!

>>723674569
minecraft

>>723674334
your diary- the game

>>723674515
Nope

>>723674174
re 7

>>723674569
Minecraft?

>there's 5 people
>all different races
>demons, orcs, undead, etc.
>they're brothers smh

You have the option to not kill the goat.

Have to save the world using the power of woodwind instruments and decorative head ware.

>>723674578
acceptable but not the answer I was looking for

>>723674334
binding of isaac

>>723673385
wtf SKYRIM kek man

Valhalla, deus vult, and weebs fighting

>>723674431
Good times my freind
>be me alien jump around in world of Coke cans records and Mnms

>>723674523
Alex Kidd

>>723674672
correct

>>723674646
Majora's Mask

>>723673813
AoE 2?

>>723674710
Correct.

>>723672655
Underwater soccer, abusive father, some shit about time travel.

>>723674689
for honor...

>>723674569
Revolver?

hack the world

>>723674778
FFX

>>723674749
Yeah, I can't handle getting raided by motherfuckers who can throw out shitloads of archers and shit in the feudal age. Like wtf let me boom in peace u faggots

>>723674619
>>723674633
Acceptable but not the answer

>>723674690
Damn makes me want to play it for dem level designs

>>723674312
Far Cry 3

>>723674778
FFX

Game: I love jumping into hay

>>723672655
Outside is full of lumpy dogs so two special needs kids have to figure out how to unlock a crazy muder house to get all the lumpy dogs away

>>723674815
>>723674833
well that was clearly too easy.

>>723674840
AC1

>>723673874
Galaga

>>723674840
Prince of Persia

>>723674312
toughest choice in videogame history
citra is hot af

>>723673887
Borderlands

>>723674867
Knack

go back through time by looking at pictures

>you have a space ship
>enemy has a better space ship
>game over

Camping the central plaza with two phalanxes and laughing as like 2000 enemies kill themselves trying to break an unbreakable formation

You just lost it....

>>723674591
Aw yeah
I'll go into hard mode next

Just woke up and big corp CEO makes me fix all their shit without even asking if I want to and after the work is done he doesn't even pay a cent.

You just have to catch the damn train.

>>723674944
FTL

look for treasure
friend is kill
hallucinations
friend is not kill

>>723674944
FTL

>>723674805
WatchDogs

>funky-ass sword
>funky-ass Tat
>funky-ass machines
>funky-ass house
>get fucked when playing stealth

Stop a shadowy group from overthrowing the government. Also, try not to get killed by the mongoose again.

>>723674885
correct

>>723674888
nope
>>723674944
EVE Online

>>723674034
uh, half of the videogames ever created?

>>723674923
Life is Edgy

>>723674981
ye

>>723674944
elite dangerous

>>723674974
>>723674978
correct

>>723673543
Harvest Moon

>>723674923
Heavy rain?

>You're sentenced to death
>Actually not dead
>Told to kill guys
>End of the night you'll be free

>>723674970
RIP Big Smoke
>>723674984
MGS 3 Snake Eater

Your plumber brother gets kidnaps by Russians

>>723674084
Mafia

>>723674034
overwatch

The lee brothers fuck everyone's shit up

>>723675024
correct

>>723674975
Far cry 3

You're exploring, hmm, something bad appears to have happened...you were wrong, everything's fine.

>>723675007
>EVE Online
xD

>>723675057
Hunter of men

>kill some insane motherfuckers
>stick a saw into someones head
>pull it out
>end

>>723675059
>MGS 3 Snake Eater

Nope.

>Have amnesia
>Have talking sword
>Save a bunch of furries
>???

>>723674363
dishonored

>>723675097
nope

Duffy! Fuel - and you're smoking a cigga-fucking-rette?

>GTA directed by micheal bay

Save earth by kicking everyone's ass.

It's the 1960s! Time to fuck bitches and kill Nazis.

>>723675119
Gottem.

>Have no memories
>Gotta free yourself from prison
>End up with some gay tree organ
>Kill yourself

>>723674909
Try again

>>723675184
Mercenaries or Just Cause

a black guy dies and you take his suit. What game am i talking about?

>>723675148
that shitty sonic medieval game

>>723675212
nope

Dave depopulates an island with the help of a ninja named Frank

(no one ever gets this one)

>>723675148
dust

>>723675212
You mean Sonic and the Black Knight you pleb

>>723675206
>Just Cause
correcto
Next:
>Spray your multi-coloured jizz everywhere to run faster and jump higher
>Dank Soda

>>723675241
Metal Gear Solid

>>723674828
It's from the late 80's early 90's
If no one gets it I'll tell you it's awsome
There will be an emulator for it /mega drive/genisis

>>723672655
All i do is grind so one day i can PK

>>723675285
Splatoon?

>>723675285
De blob
Played the shit out of that game man.

>>723675321
nope

You have to kill glover

>>723675262
Ayy you got it

team fortress for weebs

>>723674118
Octodad?

>>723675330
also nope
Hint: It's PC exclusive

>>723675184
Saints Row

>>723675364
overwatch ez

>>723675352
Super Smash Bros.

>>723673874
mgs2

>>723675207
Crysis, to easy

A bear with a bird in the backpack running around

potato shoots eyeball to the moon

>>723675404
Yup

>be two Austist aliens
>trapped on planet
>Pegasus sneekers

>>723675415
Banjo Kazooie, ez gtrfo kid

>>723675415
Banjo-Kazooie

H'yuck

Take control of the jacked as hell mayor and punch the fuck out of organized crime. Yeah... may as well give organized crime a few flying piledrivers while you're at it.

>>723675421
portal

>>723675415
Banjo kazooie
Ez

>>723675430
Toe Jam and Earl?

>>723675421
Portal 2
2ez5me

have a robot on your back

Tophat dickhead steals your girl, now you gotta jump on walls to save her. What game is this?

They took your girlfriend and the guy whose shadow you're living in is pissing you off.

>>723674956
Life?

>>723675472
Ratchet and Clank

Choose between killing bae or killing bay

>>723675472
rachet and clank?

>>723675483
Super Meat Boy

Shes not my daughter
NO YOU CANT TAKE HER
Autistic paranoid homosexual hobo

>>723675483
meAt boi

>>723675487
Zelda Twilight Princess?

>>723675494
>>723675504
yeee

>You have a dream in which you're warned of great dangers
>You're framed for kidnapping king's daughter
>King punishes you to big cave

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>>723675287

>>723675517
no but kek

autistic schoolboy
monsters
many twists
saves world
gets pussy

>>723675150
Yes!

You win both rounds.

hate newspapers

>>723674645
Goat simulator ?

>>723675503
The Last of Us

>>723675405
boom

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>>723675540
Hell yeah

It's pretty vague but I'm surprised no one ever gets that one

hot chick witch kills a fuckton of angels. what is the game?

>>723675613
Nope

>you fucked up so you get kicked out of the club
>you compensate for things you fucked up, you are now again in the club
>3 games after that, your club saves the world from an alien from alien club that created humanity by going back in time and fucking illuminati rip off up

Like to spin around and talk to a flying mask

Two number 9's

>>723675503
life is dank

>>723675503
wowser

>>723675207
Crysis 2

group of germans won a war and wanna kill you now

>>723675649
Winrar

Beat the shit out Method Man and Red Man

>>723675509
the walking urban

>>723675503
FC3

>>723675643
GTA SA

>>723675686
Def Jam Fight For New York

two guys with sick looking masks shoot a bunch of other guys. Whats the game.

discount portal

>>723675533
Anybody?

>>723675438
You are right, no better way to explain that game.. and not a kid

>>723675730
army of two

>>723675724
Correct

>>723675643
a number 9 large

>>723675692
Interesting guess, that also fits, but no.

>>723675749
nice

>>723675770
a number 6 with extra dip

>>723675285
Metal Gear Solid

>>723675770
a number 6 with extra dip

Find out your son is evil

>>723675792
two number 45s, one with cheese

>live in bad town as poor peasant
>one day a hero arrives
>he is holding a contest
>looking for someone skilled
>compete in contest and actually do good
>hero isimpressed
>says I should venture throughout the land and use my skills
>after a few days of preparation I do it
>bring my friend who helped me prepare
>we go from town to town and help people
>some are just impressed by the way I am able to use my equipment
>after a while one of the biggest legends contact me
>says he's impressed
>he wants to meet me
>meet him
>he wants to battle
>do it and win flawlessly
>after a while of wandering around and helping people we find ourselves in an odd place
>looking for an item
>there's a flying beast out of nowhere
>we both manage to escape and my friend tells me he found an item worth even more then the one we were looking for
>he won't let me touch it though
>we start fighting
>after throwing insults back and forth we decide to split up
>I continue wandering around making a name for myself
>higher ranking citizens are becoming generous
>they want me to settle down with them in exchange for a good and carefree life
>why not? I think to myself
>continue living this life with a few bump in the road
>friend shows up when I'm visiting my old home
>he still has that item he wouldn't show me
>been holding on to it like an old and bitter man
>after some verbal fighting we get into a battle
>I win of course
>I have to see the item
>grab it from him
>roll credits

>>723675352
Metal Gear Solid

fuck that bitch and ugly people she makes

>>723674066
Doom

>>723675623

>>723674831
Yee
>>723674900
I'd probably fuck her even if I knew it would lead to my death

>>723675820
and crippling depression

>>723675379
MSG 4

All you had to do was follow the damn train.

It's cold af and you kill giant bugs with robots

>>723675491
newfag

>>723675285
Portal 2

>>723675415
you made that way too damn ez... go away

>>723675871
Kingdom hearts 2?

>>723675820
and a large soda :D

>>723675821
jesus christ pham how long did this take you

Rich guy in a custome beating up mentally unstable criminals with boomerangs.

You win the game by killing your weak children before you die and they inherit your throne.

9 people are trying everything they can to break you down.
You need to infiltrate their HQ and blow it up.

>>723675871
Uncharted 2

>>723675739
The game was Ultima Underworld you fags.

>>723675858
niet

>>723675942
kek

>>723675893
almost

>>723675740
better way to explain that game...
>be me
>carrying flightful pet/companion
>travel to multiple dimensions collecting trinkets and power/abilities
>end boss fucked up muh tea party

In a town full of cliques and future, rapists, serial killers, athletes and scientists while you're trying to control everything

>>723675924
Batman: Arkham Whatever

>>723675924
Arkham Knight

Your only weapon is an indestructible bunny

>>723676068
Sam and Max

>>723674009
Really? No one?

>>723675472
EZ Metal Gear Solid
[spoiler]Is rly Ratchet n Clank[/spoiler]

Game: an eight legged animal with a stinger fight below zero temp.

Have a fat wife
Pee on people

>>723675925
crusader kings?

>>723676019
>>723676028
Correct

Riders of the storm and hummers with hydrolics.

>Open a bakery
>Your two pets are in a box there
>run the shop with them

>>723676086
ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED

Flying cops
Fuck rotor blades
High velocity missiles fuck yeah

Kind of a shitty night to have a curse, eh?

>>723676085
incorrect

witch with guns on her feet kill angels.

>>723676136
Postal 2

>>723674066
Mortal Kombat

>>723675821
a fable game?

>>723676133
Mortal Kombat (any of them, they all have Scorpion and Sub Zero)

>>723676169
Castlevania II

>>723676192
bayonetta

>>723676136
my future the game

>>723675635
CRASH BANDICOOT BITCH

>>723676240
yes

Jack Black's wet dream

>>723676193
Was thinking of the 1st one but good

>>723676245
right you are

>normal day on the castle
>shit happens
>everyone is getting killed
>save the princess cliche
>everyone tries to kill you
>even your friends

The only thing keeping the space caliphate from allah akbaring the whole galaxy is the Green Giant and and his blue girlfriend

>>723676244

Ding!

>>723676280
BRUUUUUUTAL LEGEENDDD

Alternatively Kung Fu panda

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>>723676153

America vs. Japan fighting game

>>723676280
That guitar one that he voices in and it has ozzy in it

>>723676282
Brütal Legend?

>>723676159
nah, brah

the first two people in the Bible turn people into junkies.

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>>723673292
Ez

>>723676339
I don't know how to feel that no one got my previous entry of Ultima Underworld but you got Nekopara.

God is dead.

Log in
Stare at bank for 10 minutes
Log out

>>723676169
Until Dawn?

>be you
>dads give you a magical shit
>do dumb shit with it
>get cursed
>do good shit the be uncursed

>>723676341
Marvel vs Capcom

>>723675809
Metal Solid Gear

>>723676408
World Of Warcraft?

you walk into some fog and die, turns out you can't die, trapped in fog, die more

>>723674066
Gears of War?

oh nein you didnt just disobey the third reich!

>Face a plane you must make safe
>Always start with the corner for no good reason
>Reveal clues to avoid death, mark dangerous areas to make them safe
>Don sunglasses and look on at your victory

Roll a ball around a get bigger

>>723675901
Too long, on mobile so yah
>>723676224
Nope. Guess again

>>723675820
Solid Metal Gear

>>723676422
nice job

>>723676437
Dankl Souls

>>723676437
Silent hill

>>723676321
first guess is correct

>>723672655
sandnigger kills figures to fulfill his people's ideology

>>723674197
dishonoured

>>723676347
you got it

>>723676405
I only know it because I saw dodger play it.

>>723675821
description too long, started fapping to appease Satan.

>>723676491

close

Run from police to clear the name of a police woman

>>723675830
Getal Sear Molid

the color red, blue, green, and orange go on an adventure to save 3 girls and a clown.

Your girlfriend doesn't care if you kill people, but she flips her shit if you take a magazine into the bathroom.

>Have long walks
>Craft items
>Everyone is fucking hyped by the game

also not minecraft

>Follow a clown into a sewer
>Show soiled tissues to everyone you meet

>>723676461
katamari sudoku

>>723676593
Zelda Four Swords

>>723676505
I played that game for several hours. I don't know wtf is wrong with me.

>>723675887
but I am correcto

>>723676601
No Man's Sky

>moms get killed
>brother get killed
>other brother get arrested
>sister is with a inmigrant
>cops want to kill you

>>723676626
close but no.

>>723676618
Si senor

>>723675886
Lost Planet

>>723676667
Correct, good job

>>723676593
castle crashers

>>723676601
Terraria

>>723674569
splatoon

>>723676593
Castle Clashers

>>723676651
nope

>>723676697
you are correct

>>723676655
GTA: San Andreas

>>723676721
you are too

>>723676698
nope

>>723676744
winrar

cults
zombies
plasma

>>723676646
nein

>>723676431
Never played that but close lol I can't imaging you also do that in wow

walk around
talk to a woman you never meet
someone's fucking with you

>>723676601
Astroneer?

>>723676579
nope

WILSONNNNNN

>>723676601
astrooners

>>723675509
was the last of us.

>>723676762
Halo

>>723676005
Fuck those fancy words, but you win

>>723676287
Dishonored?

>>723676778
>>723676801

Nope

hint : console exclusive

the character you play is a badass and fucks bitches, your wife and daughter are dead tho.

>>723675959
A game that clearly nobody played but you fag
I love you.

>>723676862
Max Payne?

dude fucks up his own family just to win a contest

>fat kids give you missions
>jew give you missions
>kids on the park give you missions
>every fucking one give you missions
>Skyrim but in rpg

>>723675455
Yup
>be me child
>throw rocks and axes at fagot animals in jungle

>>723676264
CORRECT BITCH

You lost your kid while buying a balloon and you have to cut your finger off

>>723676601
the last of us?

>>723676855
nope

>>723676876
nope sorry man

a stupid dancing woman and her stupid dancing friends go on a stupid dancing adventure to a stupid dancing space station to save some stupid dancing people from a stupid dancing villain.

>>723676921
Heavy Rain

>>723676921
Heavy Rain

>>723676968
grand turismo 5

heavy rain

>>723676921
JASON!

>>723676975
>>723676977
Correct
>>723677005
JASON

>>723676968
That shitty space Odyssey thing with the fagot Michael Jackson in the 5th one

>>723676408
ESO

>>723674983
dishonored 2

>>723676968
Silent Hill 4: The Room

>>723676944
last hint : game will be available really soon