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What would you do to her?

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What would you do to her?
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>>723666962
Put her on a diet.
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Put her in an assisted living facility for people with Downs Syndrome like she needs
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>>723667033
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sage
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>>723666962
take her out to a really nice seafood dinner and then never call her again
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put a bag over her 5head
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>>723666962
Tie her to the bed face down and use her mouth like a jizz deposit. I'd never masturbate again, just walk in, shoot a load and leave.
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>>723666962

get her a tshirt
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>>723666962
Let her get some sleep, too many circles under her eyes.
Next morning get her an appointment with a plastic surgeon. Face and tits need work.
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kek
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Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
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