Femanons, describe the first time a guy came in your mouth.

>>723666606

Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:03:47 Post No.723667537
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>>723667456
>dub trips
hoooooly shit we got a newfag

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>>723666666

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>>723667413
as are the people's champions

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>>723666666
Satan speaks truth!

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:08:41 Post No.723667877
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>>723667398
lo

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>>723666666
damn nigger

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>>723667466
I'll bite, 9 days no jack off or sexual stimulation. Not even gonna think of mom panties. Roll

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:13:11 Post No.723668191
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>>723666666
Praise Kek. The get is good and your words are a halcyon call back to younger days on /b/. You have blessed us and are truly blessed.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:13:38 Post No.723668221
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>>723668173
You've succumbed to the neverending shitpost.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:15:11 Post No.723668332
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Self sucked the tip twice before.
Felt like warm pulses across my tongue with the taste of cum.
I'd imagine it's the same but with more gags and some other fuckers bodily fluids.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:15:44 Post No.723668370
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>>723668221
Shitpost or not I will prevail and on the 9th day I will ejaculate into a female with the force of a thousand suns.

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Anonymous 2017-02-26 09:16:30 Post No.723668415
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>>723668370
Good luck.

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>>723666606
it was abrupt and a bit surprising. before I went down on him, I mentioned that I'd only done it once or twice prior and wasn't very good, but then he came in like maybe 2 minutes and afterwards said i was really good, but I'm p sure it was just him being really quick to cum.
really bitter also.

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