Post your best SFW pick up lines that you use for the ladies.

chloroform is actually pretty safe for work if you practice the choke hold a bit

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Do you like ben 10?

>>723665425
Have you ever been covered in piss and shit?
>Would you like be?

Hey girl, are you trash? Because I wanna take you out

Is your dad in prison? Because if I was your dad, I'd be in prison.

Ayy gurl, you remind me of Rocky road ice cream. You're chunky and remind me of shit.

Want to come back to my place and watch porn on my 70 inch mirror?

>>723665425
Are you a video game that allows you to have a personalized narrative experience and shape the outcome into two distinct endings via your in-game experiences?
>'Cuz my friend and I would like to experience both your ends

>>723665425
Is your clit pierced?
>Would you like it to be?

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hey do you work here often same lol