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I fucked this prostitute from Backpage last week... Not nearly

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I fucked this prostitute from Backpage last week... Not nearly as attractive as the picture, but I managed to bust a big load.

Just sayin'.
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More story and pics.
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Met up at her hotel room. She asked for a backrub - I obliged. Rubbing her ass got me rock hard, so I slipped on a condom and fucked her from behind like a maniac. Came hard, and left.
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>>723665044
looks like she lives in a motel. that shitty carpet design says it all
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That picture isn't good either
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I've fucked like 20 backpage prostitutes ask me anything
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>>723665786

Yeah it's almost as if she's impoverished enough that she has to have sex with men for money or something.
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>>723666339
is it awkward?
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>>723666339

Jesus, dude, STDs aren't like Pokemon. Quit trying to catch 'em all.
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>>723666363
>implying women dont get off on being whores
sure if you want the lowest of low quality whores that she cant even afford a proper place to live. just throw your dick in a jar of aids
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>>723666398
Sometimes. Depends on the girl and how drunk I am.

>>723666420
I've had a few close calls.
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>>723665044
Just sayin'.
okay, you busted a load in this slut? and? you kill her afterwards?
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>>723666339
I've only gotten a handjob by a dumb chick prior to that - I'm pretty sure I'll do it again... How to weed out the cool chicks from the idiots?
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>>723666777
Price is usually a decent indication but that's only about 60% a good indicator.

The quality of the add usually points out the weirdos as well.
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Ah ha ha ha. My friend. I love prostitutes.

Here's the thing though, don't be a cheap fag. Find escorts that tour that will be in your neck of the woods on a certain date. Shell out the cash. You can fuck supermodel-esque bitches for 400/hr. Yes, that's a lot of money if you're a poor fag, but really it's a bargain to fuck a super hot bitch with on strings attached.

Then, as you grow up, you can rent these amazing women for the night and have a blast.

Don't fuck cheap whores, anon. Do your research. Have fun.
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>>723667071

Mah nigga. THIS GUY FUCKS. Am I right?
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>>723667071
words of a pro. good pussy costs alot of money. just tha way it is.
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>>723665044


Oke i am going to give it too you straight.
You are masturbating way to much, /b is flooded with porn.
Nothing but lonely losers ejaculating excessively, destroying their testosterone levels.
Our only weakness , porn.
After ejaculation you are calmed you are made docile and lose all motivation.
This needs to stop, this is the reason our birth rates dwindle.
This is the reason why /b turned weak , we are all contempt wankers, drained of our manly juices that makes us /b.
We let our guard down now tumbler and reddit have grown in numbers ,they made us weak with this infection of porn.
It is time we put our sperm in nothing but jars or women, no more little swimmers waisted on webm`s.
No more ejaculation unless it is for the cause of /b.
It is time for discipline, It is time we make /b great again, It its time we stop masturbating with out a cause.
/b unite ,Abstain , Return to your natural form of frustration, hate, contempt and anger.

Your mission , no masturbation for 9 days too reach the maximum amount of testosterone in your system.
This will also flush the build up oestrogen out of your system and reduce your bitch tits.

Do not watch any porn.
Sexual stimulus causes the prostate to produce prostate fluid that over time becomes a carcinogen.

If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
If you already have a gf you get a second one.
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I like youreading style sir.
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>>723667071
Sometimes the expensive ones just think to highly of themselves and are not very good. Has happened to me before.
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>>723667930
Wut?
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>>723667930
>>If you roll dubs or higher in this thread you get a 7/10 gf, trips gives you a 7,5/10 gf etc.
>>If you already have a gf you get a second one.

The moment you loose all credibility lol
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>>723668365
>>723668910
>>723667930
OP trying to bump his thread
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>>723668966
And you are trying to be a fucking faggot. You are succeeding.
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>>723665044
thats a lie. backpage has been shut down for at least a month
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>>723669334
>this stupid doesn't know about the woman for men dating section
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>>723669334
Uh what? Maybe in your state. It is still alive and well in SC. It went down here for a week with some legal notice but then it came back.
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>>723669334
Oh really?

http://bakersfield.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/

And no, I'm not from that fucking shithole.
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>>723669483
>http://bakersfield.backpage.com/WomenSeekMen/
ahh gotcha on the women seeking men portion. the adult section is on thats down
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