Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
ALLAHU!
Anxiety cliamed.
Claiming best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ha320edRi8
every boy has been named Jose until me
sad times
Thanks for the thread, Karen.
>>723664360 (Tomo)
The whole transaction was a hardly written-out version of the phrase bare-minimum, goddamn kid.
>Winner present
Claimed.
>>723663739
>Anon
Maybe someday.
Sorry everyone, I have the best
>>723664529
every boy has been named "Alex" until me
:o
>>723664577
I don't want you to die, it's just how I like greeting you :(
>>723664649
but you are alex -_-
>>723664538
Well what did you expect?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiGo0xM0tEQ
>>723664169
Night
>>723664209
I'm doing fine for the most part.
>>723664618
>>723664527
Gonna have to disagree with this
>Tanya claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gihvTA1zMfY
>>723664687
how'd you know? You magician.
-.-
>>723664486
S N A C K
>>723664093
Welcome dess
Kek, avoiding sleep is not a good thing, you should get rest, sleep is the most important meal of the day, dess!
>>723663848
Chomp chomp my dude
>>723663721
that's fair
>>723663688
hi saya
>>723664529
Why do you want to be called jose, dess?
>>723664527
>best girl
Try again, again.
>>723664618
Try again, again, again.
>>723664700
I don't know, honestly.
How've ya been, anyway?
>>723664812
FUCK FORGOT PICTURE
>>723664793
B A R
Wassup muh dude?
>>723664793
to keep the tradition going dess!
>>723664755
I'm pretty good at card tricks :o
>>723664812
>>723664858
HA
>>723664750
>For the most part
Elaborate.
>>723664793
I have sleeping problems, and to sum it up
sleep =/= rest
So I often end up getting too much sleep.
Which is a pain in the ass, because now I've wasted time. Beside that, it's only half-past-midnight.
>>723664991
I'm a failure, pull the trigger.
>>723664949
But are you good at cards?
AHAHA??!?
>>723664812
Just been hanging out. You?
>>723665068
no:
>>723664093 Winner
How are you?
> That cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeimE8Wz6e4
>>723665241
>d
Then you are of no use to society.
>>723664861
I dunno dess, wondering if I should make eggs
I'm removing the background on some stuff in photoshop and playing some hearthstone, maybe gonna play some vidya when people wake up
How's it with you?
>>723664949
My dad and I have the same name dess
But his was a mistake, because nobody pronounces our name the way it's spelled, so the doctor wrote the way it sounds and not the way it is
Then my dad named me the proper name
I don't know how to feel tbh
>>723665042
Aw boo, everyone seems to have sleeping problems these days
Alarms don't work?
The wait is over!
Bork bork!
Actually I'm fucking pissed off; today was utter dogshit.
But, you know. Bork.
>>723665343
nice waifu :o
>>723665417
Muhammad is a pretty weird name dess
>>723665042
Work was a pain in the ass. That's all really.
>>723665621
>>723665621
>>723665621
Thanks! She's my... eighth.
>>723665723
>>723665136
Eh, same, really.
I'm glad we could have this enlightening talk, Tomo.
>>723665334
I used to listen to Richard Cheese for comedic purposes, but it's legitimately grown on me.
>outdated meme
I trusted you and you throw iDubbbz at me.
>>723665417
>Everyone seems to have sleeping problems these days
It's because for a good period of time it was edgy, and even hip like certain diets are nowadays, to say one had a sleeping problem. That fad stuck around and it bothers me.
>Alarms don't work?
Nope, not really.
Like I said, sleep =/= rest, so after several hours an alarm will go off, and when I wake up I'll be too exhausted to warrant getting up and staying up so I cancel it.
>>723665684
Ain't work always a pain in the ass?
>>723665417
Do it.
Ah yes, removing backgrounds. Always a pain if you want it done well. I did this one for Ika, but I gotta say, it looks professional tier, so I'm happy with it.
Alright I suppose. At work like always, noticed my tires sidewall a week back or so I've been driving hella hard...
http://i.4cdn.org/o/1488096749433.jpg
>>723664618
Hey! Thats pretty good!!
I'm claiming Rikka though, who is better
>>723665762
who was your first? :o
>>723664660
Oh, should've known it was you.
I'll remember that if I can.
What's been up?
>>723665621
I... could say the same to you.
*holds out an eight of hearts*
Take it, if you dare.
>>723665769
Uh yeah no problem.
>>723665836
Incidentally, it was someone named Alex. :o
>>723665769
>Work at a pizza joint
Fridays and Saturdays suck. Any other day is not that bad really.
>>723664793
Hai Karen
look at this smol gai
<3 <3 <3
>>723665873
thank you!
*takes card*
>>723665842
not much, just relaxing with music, can't sleep
you?
>>723665942
Alex :o
>>723665873
oh whoa she's a goddamn cutie.
>>723665991
I work at a semi-meaningless job like that, to make ends meet. Slow days still suck.
>>723665991
I too work at a pizza
Am a manager
Gave a lady 2 free meals today because she "prefers her pizzas with a lot of cheese"
ORDER EXTRA CHEESE THEN BITCH
>>723666035
>>723666131
>>723666146
I fucking WISH I worked in a pizza joint.
>>723666035
Hence where I got the name "Alex" :o
They say history repeats itself..
>>723666131
Marain appreciates that.
>>723666025
You're eye! You good?
>>723666131
Slow days are normally fun but sometimes can get boring as hell if no cool people are there. Sundays are normally great days though.
>>723666318
Why the seasonal waifu?
>>723666382
They like crazy lolis. That's the kind of person they are.
>>723666230
why did you reply to me? I used to work at mcdonald's not pizza!
>>723666244
History is my least favorite subject :o
>>723665769
I don't think i've heard him before that.
> iDubbbz
> outdated
That one is timeless.
Good evening everyone
>>723666496
Mine's math. I hate numbers. Except Eight and Five. Those are my favorite numbers. What about you?
>>723666536
Hi Yuuki-Snooki
>>723665480
bork
>>723665769
Ohh oki, I think it's still edgy then because a lot of people still have it but seem to sleep fine
I've been stuck on too little sleep this past week too since I was waking up to study for exams early but then ended up staying up the entire day to not fuck up my sleeping, got like 9 hours of sleep yesterday since no more exams, feelsgoodman
Do you have a disorder or something? Why do you feel like that?
>>723665781
You forgot to post the picture mako mako
I'm doing it with the lasso tool cause I dunno how else to do it, it takes a while dess
What's a sidewall?
>>723666004
Everything going well dess?
>>723666382
Because you don't want to know my original Waifu. Everyone here may know who it was but they do not know it was me.
>>723666146
Ahh, i'm cook. Some fucker ordered a pizza with one side garic parm sauce(White cum sauce thing) and other side reg. Fucking hate it when people do that. Was during a rush to.
>>723666146
You can order a pizza with extra cheese?
>>723666230
Sounds boring.
I wish I worked anywhere but a dead-end retail job.
>>723666244
Noted.
>>723666318
You're the only person I know to look forward to Sundays.
>>723666532
If you want to have a little chuckle to yourself, listen to some more. 'Closer' is another favorite.
>timeless
Nothing is timeless and all memes die eventually.
>>723666583
Hell Tohru...Bohru? I'm bad at this
>>723666651
Marain.
>>723666496
>why did you reply to me? I used to work at mcdonald's not pizza!
Because you said slow days suck, and pizza joints have slow days that I want, because it's better than bleeding out of my nailbeds every fucking day of the week
>>723666590
>bork
Bork bork motherfucker
>>723666622
>Sounds boring.
Boring doing nothing is better than boring doing something
>>723666678
You lost me
>>723666583
my favorite number is :3
English is my favorite subject
>>723666728
I didn't say that
you've got the wrong guy
slow days at mcdonald's suck though, but I guess it's better than working at a graveyard
Goos evening, everyone.
>at work, responses will be slow
>>723666590
Exams are awful.
At my worst I was running on two hours of sleep for forty-eight hours of non-stop studying to salvage my garbage grades.
>Disorder
Yeah, some sort of vague apnea problem.
>>723666728
wrooooooOOOOoong.
I'd rather be doing busywork and be bored, as much as I hated, than be doing nothing.
>>723666814
That's the name of my waifu. Simple as that!
=hug=
>>723666834
<3
???
English? Why?
>>723666850
Hello Louise.
>>723666590
That I did. Here we go.
Just throw on a high contrast back layer, then use the eraser tool and make your way on the top layer, then delete the back layer to make it transparent. It's how I make mine. Then again, I've been doing this for years...
The side wall of the tire. Where the tread isnt.
>>723666230
Trust me, it can really suck sometimes, but the people are nice. (Least they are at Pizza hut)
>>723666622
Well shit.
>>723666590
Ehh, throat hurts. Slept only 3h. Thinking about going back to sleep.
>>723666920
Hello Marain! I don't think we've talked before..right?
>>723666850
*jumps on your lap*
Bork!
>>723666943
Now you've got me hungry for pizza and all I have to eat is the flesh peeling away from my fingernails
>>723666920
Is that really her name? I never would have guessed
>>723667080
Hello Bork
>>723666943
Pizza hut is full of goons.
today we just opened up a bag of boneless nuggets and fries and had a feast after like 10 o clock because it was dead.
>>723667038
Hey, I think you may be onto something here!
Nice to meet ya~
>>723667086
It's my name for her.
Sauce? Or the other images for it, i only got the one
>>723667156
>today we just opened up a bag of boneless nuggets and fries and had a feast after like 10 o clock because it was dead.
I can't eat nuggets ;_;
Working at McDonalds would depress me because I can't eat anything worthwhile on their menu. At least at Pizza Hut I can throw down some pineapple!
>>723667216
Oh is this the greeting train? Hello hello!
Also since we prepped too much pizza and had to throw a bunch away i just made everyone who worked with me on my shift a pizza and they took it home.
Pizza hut is so much free food. Your grocery bill could be 0 working there if you don't mind shovelling grease down your throat 3 meals a day.
>>723667216
Likewise!
How are you?
>>723667216
Oh, I thought that was her real name!
>>723666920
it's my best subject :o
>>723667292
our dominos gives pizza to the homeless people nearby
>>723666622
> Quad dubs
Alright i check him out. Fair enough, but that one is still alive and strong.
>>723667321
Her name is Tohru she's from Kobayashi no maid dragon. It looks stupid but its actually a 10/10 anime.
>>723667411
I know, I'm watching it week by week, hence my confusion on the name
>>723667272
Hello Hello Hello Hello!
>>723667299
Sleepy, but still awake. And how is Louise doing tonight?
>>723667321
Apologies for making it so confusing~I I just like pet names is all...~
>>723667356
We used to give pizza to the homeless.
Then it turned out that the charity actually gave pizza to old folks in retirement homes, when we moved stores we didn't have enough space to store the extra pizza until the end of the week to give it to charity so we have to throw it away or give it away for free.
Usually when i'm in charge of the store and we have extra pizza i'll just ask a random customer if they want a free pizza.
>>723667272
I keep forgetting to bork.
>>723667528
Let me re-greet you.
Bork!
>>723666622
>You can order a pizza with extra cheese?
You can almost anywhere.
>>723667080
Can't blame you. Pizza is good.
>>723667156
People who work there are great. But fuck the people who come in for the most part. They are true dicks.
>Be hut crew
>slow day
>Snow outside
>Go outside make snowball, walk in.
>Throw at bitchy Mexican server (only person i hate in the store)
>Manager looks at me (He's 19)
>No fucks given
Another story
>Be the hut crew
>Slow, monday
>Go next door.
>Hotheads
>We trade with them
>they get big ass pizza
>We get fuck tons of shit.
>>723667584
We used to give pizza to the homeless to. Than I found out we did that. Those pizzas became non-existent after I was done with them.
>>723666431
And what about you?
>>723666593
Are you Kurome?
>>723667528
I'm doing okay! I was having a bad night earlier, but I'm back to my usual self now~
>>723666850
You working nights? Does Chara know you're a whore?
>>723667453
this guy thinks he can just rename an anime character
at least recolor her if you're gonna call her blonic.
Claiming my sweet little cyan
Bye all
>>723666728
bork
>>723666902
Oh wow I hope I never get into a situation like that, sounds horrible
I'll look that up later dess
>>723666925
Yeah dess, that's a smart idea but the eraser sometimes takes too much out of the edges of the thing so I just use the lasso to take the pixels myself, I dunno how else to do it
Oh, rip, hopefully you fix it
>>723666992
You should take something for your throat and head back to sleep, 3h isn't enough dess
>>723667356
Are you sure about that?
>>723667677
Let me re-re-greet you as well..
*pet*
>>723667746
I like people who understand me, and are truly caring. Who are you exactly?
>>723667793
Glad to hear it, Louise. Hopefully whatever unseen demon that was causing your bad night has buzzed off for a long time, at least!
>>723667887
If only it were that simple.
>>723667950
Yeah, think I'll try some more sleep
Pathfinder was great. We found napalm, made plastic explosives out of it and came up with a very special way to kill the big bad.
>>723667832
Chara knows I work graveyard shift at mcdonalds because life isnt so great right now
>>723668005
Yeah, should be better now, and only a few hours until I can go home.
What about you, what are you up to?
>>723667711
pizza hut story time?
>Be a delivery driver
>Get a call at 10 o clock
>fuck this shit im tryna close
>person on the phone orders some wings, garlic knots
>Special request, deliver it as late as possible before we close
>kinda weird and annoying considering we're gonna have to leave late now, but it's ok this guy is a regular.
>show up at his house at 10:55
>wait outside for like 10 minutes
>he finally opens the door, asks me if im off the clock
>no im still driving
>tells me he just got out the shower with his boyfriend, asks if i can bring the pizza inside
>bring the pizza in his bedroom, candles everywhere, gay porn on the TV
>asks if i wanna hang out later, gives me 10 dollar tip
>tell him i have to finish closing and nope the fuck outta there
>immediately get back to the store and ban him number from ever ordering again
its a shame though, he was a regular and always tipped good. He probably just wanted a piece of my sweet twink ass.
>>723668128
Nighty!
>>723667950
Good bye Gold
>>723667950
Goodbye popular.
>>723667905
cute
>>723668005
yes :o
>>723668206
hi
>>723667528
I don't have a pet name for Yuuki..
>>723667887
Well that's just lazy
>>723666035
Playing some BF1, but I think I done for the night anyway, so probably see what going here now and all that.
What type of music are you playing?
>claiming
Morning everyone
>>723668163
It's always fun finding some original way of solving a problem, I do have experience with the plan blowing up in my face though
>>723668196
I'm trying to recollect myself, as I spent the last hour crying over effectively nothing! Now, eating sweet foods is my way of easing the pain that lurks within!
>>723668381
Are you SURE you're sure about that?
>>723668407
You haven't even reached that basis with your waifu yet?!
>>723668472
Hi Taiga
>>723668472
TAIGA
you have good taste anon
>>723667950
Just gotta zoom in 400% and go full autism on it.
Not broken! Just neat to see me pushing it like that!
Later Snackbar!
>>723668472
Morning!
>>723668487
Why cry?
>>723668487
Yeah, I'm pretty good at it, except I'm bad at spelling :o
>>723668424
well now I'm playing battleblock but I was listening to a bunch of stuff I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q6Str9aDmw
I never played a BF game but it looks big and cool
>>723668205
>Be me cook
>Jew comes in
>Fucking jew
>Orders supreme with BBQ sauce
>lightbulb.jpg
>Draw swastikas everywhere
>finish it cover them all with cheese
>Jew gets his pizza
>Eats it lighting quick
>Does not tip
>Walks out with the most scared look on his face
>Never seen again
Jesus fuck man....
>>723668487
She's been my waifu for literally a year, I just call her by her name
>>723668196
Is it safe at that hour?
>>723668793
FUCK forgot pic
>>723668163
/blog
>>723667225
Srsly? None of you have the other pics to the comic? In a tight spot
>>723668793
What the fuck is wrong with you
>>723668695
I cried because I'm lonely, and felt like everyone was against me.
Like I said, it was for a very trivial thing.
>>723668768
I'm good at it, too. :o Can you play the guitar? I'd love to see you play guitar.
>>723668870
ONLY A YEAR?! I tease. You're cool, man. Keep shaking yo dick.
I wonder, though. What made you pick Yuuki out of anyone else in SAO?
>>723668472
We're lining a box that we are going to deliver directly to him with it, it ignotes on a spark and theres enough delay for a quip from the guy who personally wants him dead. We spent a session just tinkering with the napalm so far, we are scouting the estate next session, our wizard is a diviner and can see everything. We also have various hats of disguises, sleeves of many garments, and the deliverer is a Kitsune who can copy the face and body of anyone he sees. The box is 100% mundane, and its a simple flint and steel trigger.
>>723668870
I think Rikka has a good name
Why would you call your waifu by a name that isn't hers i don't understand.
>>723669034
That's not trivial. We always feel alone sometimes; some more than others.
*hug*
>>723664448
Yatsushiro Nanaka
>>723668992
A lot of things, where do you want to start.
>>723666666
That evil presence is back again...
>>723668549
Thank, your waifu a cute too.
>>723669050
>The box is 100% mundane, and its a simple flint and steel trigger.
Just don't have your Kitsune mess up the arming it
>>723669175
what was your childhood like?
>>723669052
I love Yuuki's name, it's so nice sounding!
>>723669218
who is it?
>>723669034
I play percussion :o
>>723669218
I'm just worried you're talking about me.
>>723669227
SLEEPY TAIGA IS SO FUCKING CUTE I WANNA POST PICTURES OF THE PALM TOP TIGER TOO
>>723668487
Oh gosh... Well, I'm glad to hear you're recollecting yourself and stopped crying!
>>723668871
Its mostly fine. I've never had a problem but apparently a cook was mugged waiting for the bus
And we sometimes get some kinda strung out people
>>723669052
It's not about feeling more alone, it's about being alone for a long period of time.
You know how your social skills decline and you just begin to tumble down into an almost unrepairable state? That's where I'm at.
I used to have a lot of friends, and was happy.
But that all changed.. when the fire nation attacked.
*hug*
>>723669218
>implying it isn't there all the time
>>723669282
The heck is a percooshing?
>>723669294
nigga alice is not a waifu
>>723669278
everytime i hear someone named yuki in an anime all i can think about is this annoying bitch's voice
>>723669282
i don't know...
>>723669294
my perception is wacky but i wouldn't count you out
>>723669356
maybe you're right
>>723669356
Woops, meant to quote bork,
>>723669101
not Rikka
(sorry Rikka)
>>723668381
Hello.
>>723669420
Hi. Feeling better?>>723669420
>>723669423
JAOU SHINGAN!
Such an apprehensible deed can only be solved through combat!
>>723669420
I'm so scared
hold me :(
>>723669356
Percussion is anything you hit, shake, etc that makes sound (music) :o
>>723669471
any luck on your free time?
>>723669479
how would you feel if you had to suppress your personality 24/7?
>>723669606
>holds gently
>>723669471
>eyepatch waifu
My nigga
>>723669356
Ahh...
Well...Sorry I can't help you on that front. I haven't met anyone socially in...nearly a decade. I'm supposed to be visiting someone soon, and I do worry that I'm going to do something incredibly autistic.
What's stopping you making friends?
>>723669635
>how would you feel if you had to suppress your personality 24/7?
This sounds pretty normal to me...
>>723669218
And who may that be?
>>723669254
Lets see here digging deep into my memories
>Be me, young little shit.
>Completely fucked up birth to begin with. Had to be vacuumed out was in to long. (3 or 4 weeks i don't remember)
>diagnosed with autism in third grade
>Had it ti'll 5th grade
>Between those times I was always never able to talk to anyone and mostly just played games.
>Then I figured out what the internet was
>Metal became my childhood. Mostly shit about conflict and war
>Never allowed to hang out with anyone because overprotective parents
>Start looking up gore types of shit in 6th grade.
>by 7th grade I had no value in human life and was full blown raciest.
Continue?
>>723669227
Hes a Ninja. Traps are his thing. The wizard is also an engineer who reverse-engineered a trapdoor rifle. We got this. My character is so far removed from all this, but he recognizes that big bad cant gather his army forever and needs to reopen the trade routes.
>social campaign
>fixing the problem with liberal explosions
We also have a rudimentary napalm thrower and a keg launcher that we can set up and fire through a moveable portal. Though getting the trigger stone out of the estate relies heavily on the ninja.
>>723669640
>>723669471
Rebirth of the OEWW when?
>>723669635
Not well. Can I help?
>>723669669
it would...
>>723669724
>And who may that be
i just don't know yet...
>>723669724
>Continue
jess
>>723669740
In my campaign my players are currently wandering the countryside, letting every city they visit be destroyed instead of solving the villagers' problems.
(wait till they find out that the big bad was behind everything all along.)
>>723669852
How was your shower?
>>723669524
Ahh! Take this, foul beast!
-fires a million death rays at you-
>>723669606
Yay! Klonata-sensei!
>>723669669
Gee, where do I start.. My fear of the unknown, my damaged emotions... Lots of thing prevent me from making proper social contact, and making any social devlopment in the first place.
I get too anxious around people, and have meltdowns when conversing for prolonged periods of time.
This is partially due to me socially isolating myself after some tragic events happened to me. I won't go into detail about it.
You haven't met anyone socially in a decade? Is there something going on? If you don't want to talk about it, that's okay.
You're like me in the sense.
Man can make no mistake if man does not act..
[end quote]
>>723669992
Hot and wet. How have you been?
>>723669852
I didnt see tomoko was in here
another solid waifu tbh
>>723669852
you're already helping me
>
2B san!
>>723670081
I'm just very sleepy.
Wondering what i should wear for Pax East
>>723670101
I'm about yeah. >>723670105
That's good. Any news on your tablet thing you want?>>723670142
Isn't this like a game or something? >>723670176
Any ideas?
She's mine all mine.
>>723670332
oh you mean the thinkpad? that's not a tablet :p
i couldn't ask my mom for the money, i hate asking her for things
>>723669976
You mean they arent actively looking for him? What a sad bunch of adventurers. Though Im not gonna lie, in one of the ones Im playing in, we have
-kept a portal to the shadow plane open for a week
-invited an elder white vampire dragon into the world
-created multiple rifts to the astral plane, one of them letting in an astral storm (we closed it pretty quickly)
-my character personally allowed the god of healing,who fell into the world and is basically walking among us,to be basically kept tortured for an untold period of time.
Not in that order.
>>723670345
Who is? :p
>>723670332
Yep, but the game is NieR:Automata
>>723670069
>Man can make no mistake if man does not act..
My life, right there.
Is something going on? Yes, I deliberately isolate myself by only making friends online and queueing on American servers (I'm in England).
Gotta go shopping. I'll see y'all around some other day.
Bork out.
>>723670410
How are you, Shielder?
>>723670417
>vampire dragon
Tell me more
>>723670332
Last time i cos played as anzu futaba
>>723669606
Yeah today has been better, fortunately.
>>723669740
Probably won't. Not as many eye patches as there used to be.
>>723670567
Who is that? >>723670410
Then what is it? That's okay you can wait a bit longer to get it right?>>723670483
That isn't clothing Tomo.
>>723670069
Alex chan :o
>>723670623
that's good, been enjoying yourself?
>>723670535
Was vampirised by the big bad just after being banished. We opened a portal that unleashed him. Basically a white-dragon blooded sorceror who has the power of an elder dragon. And we're level 12 with our first mythic tier.
>Rory-sama