>every girl in the world has had sex >i've never

Logically, something must be very wrong with you

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>>723661754
i'm acutely aware of this fact.

thank you for responding to me.

>>723661652
How old?

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>>723661652
Mfw when I've had 8+ girlfriends, had 12+ sexual partners but it doesn't add up to shit. I'm still completely alone and hate myself.
Get right with yourself first, anon. The rest will follow.

>>723661920
8.

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>>723661920
26

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>kissless hugless virgin at age 20
>meet girl who is into me for some reason
>date her
>dating for two years
>absolutely in love with her
>she kills herself

>>723662172
man that makes me not want to even try
>>723662338
was not anticipating the last line, that's super fucking rough. how recent? how are you holding up?

>senior in college
>still a virgin
>never had a gf
>some fat girl in math class had a crush on me
>decide one day I'm tired of being a virgin (for the 100th time)
>walk with her to my car after class
>tell her to come with me
>drive to abandoned parking lot
>have her climb on top of me
>make out with her and finger her asshole because that seemed appropriate
>deep regret after
>haven't tried having sex since then

>>723662574
Don't try to skip steps to becoming a well adjusted adult. Loving and accepting yourself is necessary to build a trusting healthy relationship ontop of. Don't wait around for some miracle girl to fix you, do it for yourself because you deserve it. Things seem to fall into place after that.

>>723662574
it was a long time ago, in 2010. I am doing much better now. Lost a bunch of weight because I lost my appetite after it happened so I used that as an opportunity to hit the gym and get in better shape while my appetite was down. I've dated on and off since then but I'm convinced I'll never find another girl like her.

>>723662933
>too much porn

>had girlfriend
>we've kissed, even took her to watch shitty movies she liked
>totally in love
>she wasn't ready for the dick
>mfw when she left me over text

>>723663221
Time heals all wounds, hang in there. You'll find someone that makes you happy, and glad to hear you decided to make the best out of it,

>>723663959
You can fuck right off
>>723661652
>focus on turning your body into a masterpiece
>all pussy within 15 ft. radius instantly soaked
>Develop an alpha mentality (no one matters but you)
>learn to dress, keep good hygiene, ect.
>slaughter pussy without fear
>don't give any fucks about anything other than what you like/want to do.

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>>723663203
thank you
>>723663221
well you handled it about as well as you could
>>723663959
there really is not.

god i can't handle this

>>723661652
remember you just need one, not them all...

>>723663270
What? Fat girls like asshole fingering, you tard.

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>>723661652
Dude, are you a fucking commie? Coz if you're not, stop complaining about losing competition.

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>>723661652

>be me
>20
>still virgin, not kissless tho made out with a couple girls and have been given a bj
>the fact im a virgin makes me mad depressed
>the foreseeable future cant see myself losing it anytime soon
>makes me more depressed
>put on more weight, am now overweigh
>now i am a depressed 20 year old overweight virgin with no hope
>think about ending it all the time

You are beyond salvation, bleach is the only solution your virgin faggot in need of attention, trying to feel better in /b pathetic

>>723664427
body<face

it's fine it doesn't matter anymore
>>723664562
i don't need even one, everyone else has decided that i don't even need to hug one. what i really need is a gun and a bullet.
>>723664827
even in communism you don't get assigned significant others. and i fail to see how you're making a capitalism/communism argument on this, it's really fucking weird. and misguided.

>have gf
>spend literally all day driving to a funeral, attending a funeral, and driving home
>well past midnight
>she's depressed and asking me all these serious fucking questions
>fighting the urge to tell her to fuck off until tomorrow because I cannot deal with this shit right now

like, bitch I understand your predicament, but I don't see why you think I am remotely able to provide any satisfying answers at this hour on this exact day in particular.

>>723665125
Dude.. buy a fucking cat, declaw it and let it play with your dick.

>>723665008
Fuck dude your only 20 you are so young! Feels like there is no hope but fuck you have been given a bj and made out with a few girls that literally means theres is hope because you know what they must have thought you were attractive if they did that. The same girl gave you a bj is the same type of girl thats going to fuck you just keep at it my nigga

>>723661652
Not everyone is meant to be with someone OP

Fortunately for people like you and I Escorts and AMPs exist.
Use them. there is literally a plethora of pussy waiting for you.

As for someone to have around to not feel so lonely, get a Cat.

Women arent as good as cats and a dogs will eat you.

>>723664427
You're actually describing a sociopath.
Meh, whatever gets you laid I guess.

>>723665681

The bj was when i was 16, last time i made out with a girl i was 18
Im a much different, less attractive person than i was before
depression changes you so much

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>>723665617
Every once in a while the old /b/ shines through

>>723665907
Women like sociopathic assholes.
Women don't like nice guys with emotions and aspirations.

Its bullshit but you gotta do what you gotta do.

>>723665028
Of all the humans in this thread sharing stories of actual living pain, it's a long dead bird with almost no self awareness that makes me feel sadness and sorrow for a living creature.

How as a species did we evolve to care about animals over other people? i think it's because it's easier to project your own ideas onto a bird. A human is complicated and has its own agenda, own emotions; a bird is blank and simple and easy to project onto.

>>723666666

>>723661652
Would you fuck a fat girl?

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>>723661652
Rubmaps.com
Use it and shut up

>>723664919
whew that threw me spiraling deeper for a while.

if he did, i should
>>723665008
now imagine you never kissed anyone and you never got a bj and you were 30% older

>>723665028
>mating call
that's cruel
>>723665123
i know suicide is the way. i know that.

i was trying to respond to everyone who responded to me but i can't anymore.

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>>723665617
That made my day a little better.

>>723663959

Is true eventually some girl will get desperate enough to fuck OP

>>723668413
not true. there is always a better option.

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>>723668670

Who you going to believe you who have never banged a girl or me whose banged dozens.

Look one of two things is happening.

1. You're living like a fucking hermit and never have any interaction with women who aren't blood relatives.
2. You're letting opportunity after opportunity slip through your fingers.
3. Or you're set your standards too high in order to avoid getting laid.

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Sex isn't that big of a deal tbh fam.

t. someone who lost their virginity last year

>>723669063
>not having sex with someone you love/loves you back

loveless sex is like drinking non alcoholic beer for the sole purpose of getting drunk

>>723668956
1. yeah
2. nah
3. no
>>723669063
>>723669234
neat. but obviously lots of people love it, maybe i would.

>>723661896
Is ok, Josh. No kys

>>723669932
josh sounds like he has friends. i don't have any friends.

am not josh.

>>723665461
>now she's complaining that me being gone all day has interrupted her weekend plans

Oh, I'm sorry, I'll be sure to tell my relatives to not die next time!

>>723670233
NVM then, please kys

>>723672373
you got it.