18 and still sleep in bed with my mother.

>>723655847
How do you sleep with all the people coming and going?

>>723656026
Fuck you fag!

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>>723655847

Do it.

Mom's don't last forever, and when she's gone you'll wish you had spent more time with her.

Let her hold you like she did when you were a baby.

>>723655847
She wants you dipshit, that's the only way she wouldn't mention how fucking weird it is.

>>723658468
How is it weird?

>>723658958
it's just uncommon, if it's platonic that's cool too. just don't every mention it to anybody in public or they will rip you a new one

>>723659185
>Not seeing this for the b8 it is.

Pics of milf w timestamp, please sir.

>>723659335
Wtf this isn't bait.
I just wanted to see how other people feel about it.

>>723659618
then
>Pics of milf w timestamp, please sir.
or no talkie, talkie.

When did you guys stop sleeping in your mothers bed?

>>723659901
I never slept in my mothers bed.

>>723659901
I think it was about 18...months.

ever pretend to be sleeping with your dick "accidentally out" with a morning wood?

>>723661228
No but she always has her breast hanging out on accident that makes me diamonds.

>>723661751
why not try it just to see what happens. pretend youre gointo bed early one night so she walks in on you sleepin with your dick hard :P keep your eyes closed, or have a dim light on so she cant see you squinting. I've done it b4 at a friends house with his mom at a sleep over. She'll stare at it or even touch it :D trust me

>>723662065
you gatta really sell the sleeping act tho. relax your face, make your lip hang with mouth slightly open. the whole 9 yards. also sleep in a relaxed pose or on your side. Not straight like a board.

>>723662340
and breathe deeply like a sleeping person would. She can hear that,

I don't want to ruin sleeping with her though.

>>723655847
are you sexually atracted to her ?
what does your dad think about this ?

>>723663186
Kinda(she's a little over weight) and he's dead.

>>723663324
how old is she ? please describe her
whats her attitude to you ?

>>723663434
41.she looks very pretty but is a little chubby and has blonde hair. She's just very protective of me and feels like she's going to lose me.

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>>723663324
Basically this.

>>723663781
i bet that if you wanted to you could fuck her
are you an only son ?

>>723663922
Sadly no. I have one brother.

>>723664122
younger ?
what does he think about you sleeping with your mom ?

>>723664207
He's 24 and he just thinks it's weird.

>>723664353
so your mom was a teenage mother ?

Your mom probably has her first kid at 17. Meaning you're more than likely older than the first cock she got to finish in her. It's free game ,anon.

>>723664353wait
your moms a slut

>>723664657
She's only been with my dad.

>>723664785
she gave birth at 17?

>>723664785
KEK

>>723664821
Yea what's so weird about that? It happens.

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Have you considered sex with your mother, or is it the most christian thing

>>723664353
I suppose he doesn't live with you guys anymore, does he?

Also where the fuck does your father sleep? Is he ok with your situation or is he very cautious?

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>>723655847
Really Gay

>>723665233
1. We just feel safer together.
2.Dads dead and brother still lives with us

>>723665783
You feel safer together?
In what kinda burglar-supermurderer-kingdom do you live?

>>723655847
Please fuck your mom op.

>>723655847
Try feeling up her tits when she's asleep.

I would have a difficult time if my mom was hot though, I'd get a raging hardon and try to spoon her. So OP hasn't ever really tried anything with his mom then?

>>723666143
I can't risk our relationship for sexual desires. Only if she shows signs of wanting to have sex.

>>723655847
You say it as if you were the only one who did

>>723666334
Same reason I don't spoon. Shes hot but a little chubby.

>>723665932
Syria

>>723665932
We've been through a lot nigger.

>>723666336
Don't be a child about it, it's not like your going to kick in the door, fully erect and plow her into submission.
Just slowly start to touch more, spoon her, rub her back in the night. Get a hard on and be unapologetic, she'll start to get comfortable with your actions and you can experience one of the greatest feelings either of you can know in a lifetime.

>>723666724
Idk were best friends it might change everything for better or worse.

>>723667061
Well man, it sounds to me like you both could benefit from a little release. If I may ask are you trying to escape or wait out all the turmoil?

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>>723666436
lol seriously though
race relgion country

>>723667535
escape

>>723667061
just go slow like walk in undies or nude an be non chalent, talk about sex, get alil more close..inch by inch

>>723667759
Fucking shitty... I'm so ashamed of my country sometimes, land of opportunity indeed...
But! I will say that I slept with my mom until 14, I'm pretty sure she was grooming me to please her, furthest we ever got was me grinding on her in the middle of the night. My dick rubbing in and out of her panties. God that was the hottest thing I can imagine, I'm still fucked in the head from it. Shame it couldn't have gone any farther...

>>723659618
She wants the D

>>723659901
13, wished she was attractive because I know I could have gotten into a sexual relationship.

>>723667588
I don't get it

>>723668378
what country are you from?
your race?
your relgion?

were you serious that you are in syria right now

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>>723666724
>>723666724
>>723667967
great advice, just start slow and get her thinking about sexual context when you two are together. Make her see you as a young male giving her sexual attention. Only boxers when she is around, show off your masculine side a bit.

Make sure she knows you are there for her, start doing some things that she would normally do if it requires physical labor.

She will gravitate toward you more and more and as she does you can ramp up the sexual tension with massages/"friendly" slaps on the butt/hugs and kisses that last longer than normal/other physical contact to get her wet thinking about your advances. One day it will all come together and she will cave to the pressure and make a move, from then on you are on easy street

>>723669008
Yes I live in Aleppo countryside. Assad is still present in our area but terrorist are close. I'm Sunni arab

>>723669224
honor killing waiting to happen, dont be a degenerate westerner like these fags.
youre screwed up by ptsd from the war.
got out of there goto germany and fuck a local thatll make u normal

after 5 u should be sleeping on your own

fellow sunni