this dude slaps your girls ass what do

self bump

>>723653754
It's alex jones. I'd just ask him a question about the first conspiracy that pops in my head and he'll ramble for a few hours. Then I just walk away and tell my bitch to keep her ass away from other dude's hands.

>>723653754
Throw tap water on him. Conspiracy nutjobs can't stand fluoride.

>>723653754
>point at the sky, shout "CHEMTRAILS!"
>kick him in the balls while he looks up

Take a double dose of male vitality elixir and end globalist regime.

Force feed him some fluoridated water

I'd just buy the goddamn filter.

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>>723653754
ALECNA PONES GRANDURA MAY MAYO

>>723653754
Shoot him with Colgate toothpaste

>>723653754
He can't tap that ass while the feds are tapping his phone!

compliment him on shared taste reguarding reptilian cumdumpsters

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M35oAmZbm9g

>>723653754
Ask him if he is cummin

>>723653754
I wouldn't care.

We don't need to mind the mentally ill.

Let them do whatever they want. Including shooting up our schools and little kids.

>>723653754
I wonder what this fucker was like in high school.

He probably made some underground newspaper where he questioned teacher's motives and shit.

I knew a kid like that in my high school.

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Explain to him that I'm a pedophile lizard person then melt his brain with my telekinesis.

>>723653754

Call the Insane Asylum and tell them that Alex Jones has gotten loose again.

>>723653754
Alex Jones is the man. I am the resistance!!

>>723653754
Tell him we are not interested in purchasing his water filtration equipment and ask that he move on without further molesting my girlfriend.

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>>723653754
have harambe kill him

>>723654724
>>723655213
good answers

>>723653754
WHY DOES HIS FOREHEAD HAVE A FOREHEAD

Find a new girlfriend