What does /b/ get up to when there's no internet?

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>>723643099
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>>723643099
I go to the gym or roller skate or judo

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>>723643099
If the internet goes out: I sit and unplug my router, wait 10 seconds, and plug it back in while cussing under my breath until it works.

If I'm at a location without internet: I assume whatever it is that brought me here was worth not having WIFI, I then finish my business and leave.

>>723643099
Battlefield 2 and Battlefield 2142 64 player bot matches.

I thought this picture would make me feel uncomfortable, or squeemish.

But the more I look at it, the more I find myself trying to understand how you even manage to do it without there being blood.

Mfw it has a normal width when completely flattened

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>>723645005
I guess if you tightened the screws in a slow and steady sequence from front to back, you'd push the the blood into your body... meh, I'm not a doctor...

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>>723643099
I normally go fishing.
Pic related.

>>723643099
Masturbate to memories of the internet

>>723643099
Get back to the 30TB of porn, gore and CP on my array that I haven't viewed yet.

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