Yo /b/ i realize i sound like the lowest kind of scum but pls

http://www.vermontcountrystore.com/store/jump/productDetail/33917?searchid=7SPFGPLA&feedid=googlenonbrand&utm_campaign=nonbrand&utm_source=google&utm_medium=paid%20search&product_id=33917-12528&adpos=1o1&creative=60642849858&device=c&matchtype=&network=g
>buy pounds of these and get fat

How effective is suicide by putting a butter knife to an outlet?

Cut open a vein (not an artery) and immediately call emergency services

>>723642650
Idk man. I would probably od on drugs but convienantly make sure if get medical care in time to not die.

>>723644426
Write up a good detailed note first thoygh giving obvious mental illness hints

Pls no bully government

By the very act of your attempts at manipulation you are capable of producing an effective workload somewhere someway

Blah

>>723644382
I'm sorry but imagining someone doing that is just hilarious.

>>723642650
Why not fake being a refugee. You can rape steal and kill and be loved for it.

>>723642650
damn 2k a month, why bother working?

You could actually just kill yourself since you're nothing but a burden to society