Protect your ass, it might blow!

>>723639087
what happened here?

>>723639292
iirc some 15 year old chinese kid kept fucking with his seat and the gas cylinder exploded into his asshole and killed him.

>>723639292
A big fart

http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes

ayy
lmao

>>723639506
He was anal-yzed

This shit terrifies me.

>>723639903
No shit?

Damn.... Thats a combo

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>>723639087
I'm sitting on a chair like this rn... should I be scared?

O_O

>>723639087
I felt something in my ass while reading this

He died like an asshole.

>>723639087
I keep my seat all the way down, so I don't have to worry about this.

What an awful way to go, wouldn't want to be known as the guy whose ass exploded and bleed to death.

C'mon, guys. He obviously died while in a lot of pain. I don't think he'd appreciate being the butt of all these jokes.

>>723643179
I sense some butthurt here.

>>723639087
I've seen gore and all kinds of horror shit, this is the first thing that truly scares me.

>>723643293
Agreed. Think I'll get my lazy ass out of my chair more often after seeing this.

>>723643179
>>723643285
fuck off, reddit

>>723643696
someone missed the joke.

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>>723643696
Take that stick out of your butt, dude.