Prove you're not an Amerifat in 5 words or less.

>>723636281
free health care

>>723636281
i can run

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Im from the good europe

>>723636281
i think by myself

>>723636281
I'm not American

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>>723636281
i am a real american...

check these ok

>>723636281
I have free healthcare

Donald trump is my president

I can see my dick

I eat healthy

>>723636281
but I am a amerifat

>>723636281
but i am tho

美国是不好

>>723636281
I like exercise

What's a sloppy joe?

>>723636281

SJWs piss me off.

>>723636281
I don't know any english

I love to dance poo

porco dio vaffanculo ciao diomerda

I listen to David Bowie and always bike 2 miles every day.

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>>723637783
I don't think that proves anything

I pronounce aluminum "alumin-eeum" even though there's only one i in it.

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Mom! More Hotpockets!

i weigh 120 pounds

9/11 was america's fault

5'0 weight 170 pounds

i dont get war boners

>>723636281
i'm vegan

i dont fear schoolshooters everyday

i have an iq above 70

>>723638868
and mine is above 100

5 words, american nigger, 5 words only

>>723636281
#refugeeswelcome

>>723637958
>>723638227
5 words americunts, 5 WORDS!

>>723638033

I rarely eat fast food.

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>>723636281

I eat ass.

aboot dat maple syrup lyfe

>>723636281
Cyka blyt

>>723636281
I do cardio daily, bitch.

>>723636281
Okay mate

>>723636281
i am american. whyyousomad?

i hardly get on 4chan

>>723636281
i drive a Renault

>>723636281
im in the canadian army

>>723636281
I am a faggot

I'm disturbingly obsessed with Americans.

I don't want to die.

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>>723636281
I come from Venezuela, Amigo

i am a disabled schizophrenic welfare receiving drug fiending fat fuck. but im canadian living in america

>>723636281
I'm not very good at counting

I eat Tim Horton's (do)nuts

>>723636281
vegemite is delicious

1+1=2

My health care's free.