Quick what do you do, /b/?

throw my fat fucking cat at it and jump out my window

>>723629221
kek

>>723629110
shoot it


'murica

>>723629110
Kick it in the face and lock it downstairs.

>>723629110
pull out my dick

>>723629110
"Hey boy you need to go walkies??"
Get the leash and take my dog for a walk.

>>723629110
I'm confused.
Would I be awakened or disrupted by the sound of this thing coming up my stairs in the middle of the night and I would go investigate? Or am I walking past the flight of stairs in the middle of the night and I see this things?

Shitty thread.

Damn furfags

>>723629110
Ask it, "have you heard of our lord and savior David Bowie?"

>>723629110
I would call my furry roommate and let him have a field day

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>>723629864
>And then i pull out my dick.

>>723629110
"Where did these stairs come from"

>>723629110
Wonder where the stairs came from.

>>723629110
I have a spiral staircase. So i would wonder how he fucking flat ironed my stairs.

Fight it, if you captured a monster like that some zoo or scientist would pay a fortune for it.

>>723629110
Don't try it, I have the high ground.

>>723629110
>teleport behind it with my dual katanas
>nothing personnel kid

>>723629110
"Out getting drunk and howling at the moon again Bob?"
I laugh.
Bob laughs.
The toaster laughs.
Bob rapes the toaster.
Good time, good times.

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Whip my dick out and start jerking off?

>>723629110
Drop kick it using gravity to increase the damage

>>723629110
Kill it, skin it, grill it, enjoy

>turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>723629110
Tell it to fuck off with its petty NG damage with my fully upgraded Threaded Cane

Play sad edgy music, grab my saw cleaver, and begin the hunt.

>>723631202
>>723631212
ayyyy

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>>723629110

>>723630863
Kek'd

>>723631360
"Hey kids, you want to buy some nightmares?"

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>>723631449

>>723629110
Well OP. I made handloaded shotgun shells with silver buckshot.

I'd fire one of those things into that things head.

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>>723631462
>>723631427
>>723631360
Add this one to your collection

>>723631522
I am strangely aroused.

>>723629110
When the fuck did I get stairs in my house!?

Kick it back down and ask questions later.

>>723631732
Sorry forgot to tell you we installed them last week.

>>723631732
Fucking poorfag.

>>723629110
Play with my toys cos I'm clearly fucking 10 again and watched American Werewolf in London on TV a few nights ago.

>>723629110
Ask him how he got away from the chain in the basement.

Make it a bowl of eggs

>>723631910
Under a B&

Swing around and hurl a hatchet into its head.

>>723631968
All my keks to you good sir.

Tell that furfag to prepare it's anus

>>723631588
>.gif
I ain't clickin' that shiee, so you know. I am black so I might die 1st.

>>723631983
>An American Werewolf in London (1981)
reading > you

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>>723629110

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>>723629110
Face.
I go Face.

>>723632086
Its just one of sleep paralysis its not really moving just breathing

>>723629110
Shoot it obviously

>>723631957
3edgy. you'd shit yourself
>>723632086
nigger? on chin?

>>723632094
Joke about you being ten again.
But good skills at dodging the joke there. Went right over your head.

>>723632174
What game is that?

>>723632222
NIGGUH!!! I AIN'T CLICKIN' DA' SHIE! YOU DIG!?

Jump on it and rip its head off probably.

>>723632222
checked

>>723632285
Honestly haven't a clue. I saved it from a YLYL thread.

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>>723629110
Grab gun and/or knife, but not before poo in loo

>>723629110
ask it if it will go away if it sucks my dick

>>723632285
Bloodborn

>>723632285
Corruption of Champions

>>723629110
Where is my axe???

Time to earn my ticket to valhala!!!!