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Time to start a ruckus? Tomorrow night Tomi Lahren is holding

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Time to start a ruckus?

Tomorrow night Tomi Lahren is holding an ironic awards show with public voting. Can we fuck with it?
In 3 of the 5 categories, there are black people (making up 3 of the 29 people possible). We could introduce our own three-fifths compromise and put those guys at the top of the list so we can watch her struggle to explain the results.

With the other categories, I don’t really have a good idea who we should put at the top for maximum lulz. Any suggestions?
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>>723625656
Where do we vote?
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I like it, make 3 black guys win at an award show!

>As if that would ever happen HAHA
>OP's logic to cause a ruckus
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has potential
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I'm down for some polling lulz.
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Fuck this pretentious bitch.
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>>723625656
It's possible. In the meantime I suggest rule 34 on Tomi...
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>>723625656
>three-fifths

kek
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>>723625766
http://www.theblaze.com/snowflake-awards-2017/ or just search snowflake awards and it should be one of the top results
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>>723625656
>lawl 3/5 so edgy xddddddd
How's being 12 going
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>>723625656
Who is she again?

Oh right, that bitch who fucked the whole football and basketball teams but wouldn't talk to you in high school.

Fuck her, man.
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Pass. I've seen her totally fuck up that retard nigger from the Tonight Show in a BLM debate.
I like her
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>>723626310
No, I was on those teams we didn't waste our time with retarded cunts like her.
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Who we voting for?
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>>723626470
>retard nigger from the tonight show


I'm not sure you understand the TV shows that you watch.
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>>723626696
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>>723626696
Sorry, brainfart. I meant the daily show. But seriously, come on. Trevor's unfunny and an ass
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>>723627006
Jimmy Fallon hosts the tonight show you massively retarded faggot.

Use your brain for me one time you piece of dog shit.
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>>723627210
That's better.
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>>723627210
Continental humor is lost on the booboisie.
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>>723627210
Yeah his entire humor revolves around "White people...are bad!"
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>>723627705
No it doesn't, that's just your view of it and you are wrong.
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Am I the only one here who would eat her ass for hours without a break
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>>723627791
fuck off faggot, let me make my over generalizations
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>>723627705
i mean he's objectively unfunny, but this isn't the reason why. the reason why is he has the personality of a dead seal and can't land jokes with any punch
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>>723627511
I'm sorry but if I want to see a monkey in a suit pull silly faces I'll just go to the circus
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>>723627833
nah i think shes so hot
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>>723627833
Don't know, but I hate her fucking face. Her entire career revolves around making everything about her and faggots don't even realize it. I hate seeing this cunt.
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>>723627953
Can't stop you homo, enjoy
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Who are we voting for?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2C413Lxu7cA

i fucking hate this smug pundit bitch almost as much as i hate super deluxe
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I just voted. Pic related
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i would love to cunt punt that silly dumb twat and score the winning GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!
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>>723626582
>>723628208
As grandpa used to say "If they're black, send them to the back."
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>>723626582
>>723628208

Although in this case I guess we're sending them to the front.
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>>723625656
> no link
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Here's the complete list of nominees:

Best Snowflake

-Amy Schumer
-Lena Dunham
-Miley Cyrus
-Colin Kaepernick
-Debra Messing
-Michael Moore

Best Hypocrite

-Matt Damon
-Jimmy Buffet
-Don Cheadle
-Leo DiCaprio
-George Lopez
-Michael Moore

Best Faux Humanitarian

-Sean Penn
-50 Cent
-Michael Moore
-George Clooney
-Mark Ruffalo

Best Meltdown

-Trigglypuff
-Jimmy Kimmel
-Chelsea Handler
-Debra Messing
-Female NYU “professor”
-Shia LaBeouf
-Sarah Silverman
-Chuck Schumer

Best PC Effort

-Moby
-Iggy Azalea
-Gary Johnson
-Donald Sutherland
-Rob Reiner

here's a link for faggots who can't google

http://www.theblaze.com/snowflake-awards-2017/
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>>723627705
Post one clip like this.
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>>723628038
Sounds like you're objectively unfunny man. He's a professional comedian. You're an unfunny virgin. Sad.
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>>723627006
Are you retarded or just fucking gay?
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This idea is so hack. No wonder it was a chick. And it's totally meant to appeal to edgy 16 year olds who can't get laid.
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>>723625656
If Tommy Sotomayor is on that list make sure that nigger doesn't win shit. Stupid fucking nigger who tried to act like hes not a chimped out liberal, but he is once you call him out on his bullshit
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>>723628916
>all professional comedians are funny
i tell you, when amy schumer talks about her vagina i lose my fucking mind

dude only got the job because america loves foreign niggers
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>>723629256
Let me tell you guys, periods - they're the worst!
>Uproar of laughter
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>>723629010
The worst fucking part is afterwards theres going to be the videos about the "gotchu" parts The Blaze posts on Facebook
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>>723628541
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>>723628423
Who'd you vote for? I got the 100% agreed with you too, not sure if that's accurate for both of us
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>>723628829

>Best Snowflake
>-Colin Kaepernick

>Best Hypocrite
>-Don Cheadle

>Best Faux Humanitarian
>-50 Cent

>Best Meltdown
>-Trigglypuff

>Best PC Effort
>?no niggers or fatties?

on the last one i voted for gary johnson, got 100% kek
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>>723630497
Huh weird, I voted for all the same except best meltdown I did Shia Labeouf
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Posting in epic bread
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>>723630651
i think something's fucky about this thing
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Can we add her to the list?
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>>723631407
http://www.newsweek.com/sebastian-gorka-white-house-terrorism-adviser-angry-call-559805

Listen to this fucking snowflake. Oh, but he's conservative so he doesn't make her list.
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>>723631407
Yeah that's strange. I had this idea about a week ago and voted then, had 100% agreement and had some happy go lucky message about it. Voted immediately afterwards on my phone, didn't change the vote, and got something like 60% agreement and a message that I thought "outside the box"
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>>723625656
This isn't lulz. This is trying to forward a leftist narrative. Fuck forwarding narratives. Lulz fucks with both sides.
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>>723631746
lulz got Trump elected
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>>723631855
That was meme magic, not lulz. That's an important distinction.
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>>723631902
True
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>>723631413
No, only pre-approved members deemed to by bad by Tomi can be voted for, yet she's not a snowflake at all
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>>723625656
I like her.
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>>723632656
So the unpopular opinion is automatically the snowflakes? Damn, that technically means the repubs were the snowflakes in 2012 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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>>723632908
no being a literal cuck who has had a mental breakdown already with just 30 days of a trump presidency makes you one.
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Bump to see this get traction
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>>723633105
Sage
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>>723633222
Fuck your trips
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Can someone email me when this happens? [email protected]
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>>723633530
T-thanks you too
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>>723633530
wtf man?
>[email protected]
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>>723633847
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>>723625656
>edgelords try to replicate mid-2000s meme'ing and 'le troll xD' version of /b/

>nothing actually gets done cus everyone is shitposting instead (also all 14-19yos)
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>>723633847
it is my catfishing account, some dudes are into that shit and I have made a few hundred off of them losers
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>>723625656
mess with her - and I will come to your place and fuck you up.
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>>723634028
yeah, this would have had potential a decade ago
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>>723634062
full of shit
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>>723634202
no, I tell them I am an older mom of kids with downs, it is a fetish for some guys
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>>723634076
No Tomi-san... please be gentle on me (●´ω`●)
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>>723634028
People here are under 18?

MODS
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Mods mods mods mosd Mossad moss
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>>723625656
Pity she trashed her lovely neck with a tattoo.
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Did you see the shit she used to post about getting so wet she was going to drown the guy she was with?
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>>723635490
You're an obsessive weirdo. Like you really should contemplate suicide
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>>723635963
like this?
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>>723631407
Maybe they rigged it?
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>>723636260
Shut up faggot
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Ayy she can handle a black long hard object
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>>723625656
And she would struggle to explain the results why exactly?

Let me guess. She's a liberal, and thinks black people are oppressed. What you mean to imply by specifically presenting this "ironic awards show" to us as a race issue is that you believe she's trying to prove a point about racism by anticipating that each of the three black contestants will score lowest in their respective categories, for no other reason than that they're black.

You, as a conservative, resent her opinion that this kind of racism still exists and is prevalent. But you have no interest in proving your opinion over hers. You're beyond any such interest by now. On the contrary, you just want to see the look on her ugly face when she's forced to confront data she *thinks* proves her wrong--never mind that it doesn't actually prove anything, considering you made it up, the important thing is that she *thinks* it proves her wrong, so you can bother her as much as possible, out of pure contemptuous glee.

Am I getting you right here? You want us to fabricate data disproving a view you disagree with, just so you can see someone who holds that view suffer?
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>>723638509
Yes, basically. And for the lulz.
But mostly the first part.
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>>723625656
Tomi should give herself a snowflake award
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y'all dumb
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Literally Lahren
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>>723627705
His father is white you nigger
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>>723639120
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvVpLqnYMa8

>Implying she actually thinks about what she's going to say

Surprising really, considering everything is pre-written.
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>>723631580
Hypocrisy? Who could've seen that coming?
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Someone bot this.
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>>723639048
kek
your argument has convinced me, I'm in
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>>723640647
To the good times
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>>723638509
yes.
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>>723640400
Who can program it? I'm unfortunately a retard.
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>>723641351
I could, but I'm a liberal, so fuck you.
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>>723639120
Funny part is she actually REKT Trevor during that argument. Liberals latched onto the most irrelevant quote in which she said something mildly dumb.
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>>723639537
as if that makes a difference, there are white people literally trying to make themselves look as black as possible and rant about how much they hate whitey. e.g one of the leaders of BLM
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>>723641351
We're all retards here. You forgot where you are
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>>723641410
>muh blue team
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>>723641410
Wouldn't you want to see Tomi fall from grace then?
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>>723641351
As long as there's no IP checking, I could write the script in a few minutes.

I don't see why I'd want some filthy niggers to win though
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>>723641904
The contest is for negative attributes.
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>>723641901
Who the hell is Tomi.
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>>723641534
Liberals also latch onto the whole "guns for grizzly bears" thing by DeVos even though of all of her weak arguments that one made by far the most sense.

Not completely comparing apples to apples here but I think it's important to recognize there are multiple instances of them latching on the wrong statement.
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I am confuse. Who is this bitch and why will voting for all the nigs upset her?
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>>723642431
Oh shit, my bad. Guess I should've looked it up first. I'll see if I can come up with anything
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>>723642989
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>>723627833
Nope, I would tongue any part of her body.
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>>723641805
Muh red vs muh blue: A Halo documentary
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>>723627791
What? If you think Trevor is funny you are fucking retarded. "White people" "I'm not American but.." the guy is trash.
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>>723643682
small intestine?
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Not working there are losing horrible well except that football guy but he's like white black so yeah
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>>723644118
I would stick my tong so far up her ass that I would be able to pick her nose.
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>>723644517
Hot
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I'm making a quick script with iMacros so all you'll need is firefox (chrome might work too).

Who are we voting for?
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>>723625656

i keep waiting for this troglodyte to say, "cash me ousside."
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>>723625656
NYPA
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>>723645001
the niggers of course
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>>723645032
Lord have mercy
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>>723625656

why would she struggle to explain the results? The whole point is to chastise PC culture, so choosing the blacks would satisfy the "liberals are PC cuck" dynamic, which is right up her alley...
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>>723645032
So much this
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>>723645556
see >>723642431
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>>723645001
yeah, but in some cases there are 2 and in some there are 0
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>>723646012
>>723645189

I replied to the wrong post because I'm retarded
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>>723630497
iggy?
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>>723645556
It's expected that her Twitter subscribers are the only ones who know about the contest and have voted for it because it hasn't been advertised outside of her core group (from what I've seen). Suddenly the argument has to shift from "these winners are pc snowflakes" to "Despite blacks making up 10% of the possibilities, our target audience voted for them 100% of the time they were possible" which would be hilarious to see.
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>>723645878

>the contest is for negative attributes

exactly... Isn't she a conservative? voting in the nig nogs to win negative awards plays into her hands
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shes hot as fuck, in a weird way
any nudes of her? (probably not)
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>>723636260

On aboard with foot fags, cucks, men in dresses, men with fake tits, and animal fuckers, He's the obsessive wierdo.
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