Isn't this ok??? Wat happens next?

>>723625304
Timestamp and I'll tell you.

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It burn z

>>723625304
penis will fall off

>>723625399
I don't see any to begin with

Is there a penis under there?

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Teim

>>723625304
leave it for a couple of minutes, then scrape it off using a plastic spudger.
Nair is shit though so you'll have weak, brittle long hair sprouts all over the place.

>>723625398
reminds me of that amazon review for veet.... you should read before using... also keep posting progress...

>>723625304
Nair is meant for your legs. It shouldn't be anywhere near your crotch.

>>723625304
Why would you not just shave

>>723625399
>chek'd

It already did.

>>723625304
A friend of mine in college did that. He spent the weekend in bed rolling around in pain. Eventually the burning sensation went away. Then he started complaining about how itchy it was eventually

>>723625635
Nair is easier

Ahhh the horrible chemical burn on your nuts that is leaving Nair on too long.....

>>723625304
there we go! OP will never get an erection again

>>723625502
Lol

>>723625304

Who are you doing that for? Who the fuck is going down there?

>>723625719
It's also on the head of his inverted penis

>>723625811
Your mom

>>723625304
Amputation is your only effective option.

>>723625304
Damn bro. I hope you tried it out beforehand on a less sensitive spot. I had a small amount on my calf for like 2 minutes and had to wash it off from SEVERE BURNING PAIN. The skin was raw red for like a month after. Many people are allergic to that shit. It's probably ultra painful on genitals like that.


And on the other hand, I really like threads like this. There should be more micropenis threads, it's good for the average/small guy's ego. Makes me feel proud of my 2.5" limp and 5" hard.

And time/date stamp.

>>723625398
That might be too thin

>>723625719
Oh I´ve been there. It´s... not that bad depending on how long you left that shit on. For some reason only a particular spot on my balls was burned though, everything else was fine.

>>723625304
Op I speak from experience. You are going to have second degree chemical burns on your balls. That shit is not made for that skin. Tomorrow or the next day the skin is literally going to start peeling off your balls.

>>723625304
not even has penis only bals?????

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wheres your dick tho

>>723625304
you're supposed to take it off after about 3 minutes and it's supposed to be used for your legs only

>>723625304
I think you need to rinse now dude.

Also, works great on legs. The CL daddies love my legs

>>723625304
Should of used veet. Nair is fire to genitals

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>>723625304

hold on tight OP
You're in for a wild ride

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Jesus fuck

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>>723626247

ITS BEEN 12 MINUTES

im a bit scared it will mistake his penis for a stray hair

>>723625304
Just fucking shave. Takes maybe ten minutes tops. then shave every other day to avoid bumps and scratchy stubble. Make it part of your bath or shower and it is easy to maintain. No chemical burns or infections on your junk.

>>723626384
Nice...hair line bro

I use Nair regularly on my balls, have to apply thick, wait 4 minutes, get in shower and gently wipe off with wet washcloth. Been doing it for years because shaving balls is bad luck, ask Brad, seriously under 6min and you'll be okay but over that and it's red scabby horrible balls for a week at least

>>723626384
show us the results!

you look like someone I know but only 100 pounds heavier...

>>723626871
You haven't posted a time stamp yet. That bs thing you uploaded earlier? That didn't show the naired crotch

>>723625304
I did this once in high school. The skin on your penis and scrotum will break open. you won't bleed, but the cracks in your skin will be very sensitive.

YOU WILL BE IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN FOR AT LEAST AN ENTIRE WEEK.

the only thing you be able to do is wait for it to heal up.

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On yt if u wanna see more ...blah. Who would lol.. Brad Rylander xx luv u 4chan

>>723626849
Who's Brad?

>>723626224
I have heard about this, i think it's called an 'innie' not an 'outtie'

Also this is not a dick rate thread. Lets focus on what really matters here. The hair....

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>>723627267
Jus for u

>>723627466
This isn't a place for advertising you autitistic cunt.

>>723627607
Still no nair faggot
>inb4 you spread sour cream all over your fat lard

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put me in the le reddit screencap

Thred is ded

i wanna see ur dick

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>>723628257
Is it tho?

>>723629654
Those are the most swollen pussy curtains I've ever seen

>>723629654
wtf am I looking at

>>723629900
where is dick

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>>723627849
not so fast !
Me 3 !

Nair made cok fall off. I'm girl now

>>723626668
show yours

never met a dude that could finger himself

weird.

hey honest question, have you ever hooked up with a girl before? ever held any kind of sexual relationship with anyone
?

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Girl now.

>>723625304
>isn't this ok?
No.
>what happens next?
You kill yourself.

>>723630290
Yeah. Both. Surprisingly I get really hot guys that like me

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>>723630293
Nope. Still confused the third time.

I don't understand anatomy anymore

Is it possible to be that fat you can hide just your dick in the rolls?

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>>723630293
Well played

Now tits

>>723630355
so how has your penis length played part in this, I'm guessing you weren't able to make any kind of penetration with it?
were you just fucked in the ass or something?

show tits and asshole

>>723625304
What the fuck is going on here?


Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work out in the end.
Braceface!
Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work it all out in the end.
Braceface!

>>723629900
you fucking fat fag ... what i wrong with you ?
you are so damn fat your cock started to look like a clit
>can't be seen with ease , can't be manouvered
you have mostly 50-60 years on this earth .. why the fuck would ou choose to live like this ?

>>723630377
stop

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>>723630412

>All this rage

Not even that pedo Milo could some this much emotion

How often do you shower?

GET A LOAD OF THIS FUCKING NEET

>>723630553
bless

Is OP a neet? Welfare?

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Boi now

>>723630553
Good, now nair your chest, daddy wants you smooth

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ok... mods...kill the thread...
begging here

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>>723630553
>>723625304
>>723625398
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>>723629900
>>723630293
>>723630377
>>723630553
>Nice
I want to see your hairy fat ass

>>723630733
WHAT A DISGUSTING OVERWEIGHT NEET

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>>723625304
This whole thrad

>>723630758
>Boi
Looks like nigger mode

>>723630758
Would make you watch me fuck a girl as you sit in the corner and FAP/10

>>723630662
Daily or once a month. Depending how many people I can hook up with and how much I feel like doing

NEET

Why the fuck are you even removing hair? It's not like anyone's ever going to see it in your life.

Put me in le screen cap xD
Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work out in the end.
Braceface!
Something tells me I've been dreaming of someone who was never
Real.
It's seems I've changed a thousand ways I wish I looked the way I feel.
Braceface!
My life is complicated.
Boyfriends.
Don't want to talk about it
Teenage.
I'll work it all out in the end.
Braceface!

>>723630888
CHECKED

TRIPS

NEET CONFIRMED

>>723625304
no

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>>723625304

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>This thread

>>723630847
No shit, I would pay to see this guy pork a crack whore while spewing bad jokes.

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that is going to itch like mad m8

>>723625304
Stanky nigger

How's your living conditions OP?

OP is a disgusting neet and probably a weeaboo.

>>723631108
Shit .......but I'm workin on it. Trying to climb to middle class.

>>723630994

I got 5 bucks on this

>>723625304
>>723625304
why do you have a pigeon trapped there?

>>723631288
Pics?

>>723625398
>>723625304
i cant tell if thats a penis or not

Dubs decides what OP should do
I say FAP with aloe lotion and rub jizz into his clit.

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That's all!! See ya guys. Cum again

>>723631592
Why is your dick brown?

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This fukken thread

magic trick and all

>>723630293
Do you piss all over yourself?

Someone fill me in before i fap to something i might regret

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>>723632820
enjoy the ride

How's the ballsack doing?

I'm so confused.

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This is why I come to 4chan. Thank you OP, you scorched crotch led fat bastard faggot

Include me in the screencap.

>>723631592
God damn it

>>723625304
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>>723631592
You seem like a cool ass dude who doesn't give two shits, I'd share ass drink with ya

>>723631765
that'd be fungus.

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>>723625304

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Jesus Christ what's going on in here?
>smells like old /b/

I'm late.........the fuck is this shit....

>>723630377
I need shit like this, I have an average size dick but feel small sometimes.

>>723631288
yes pics!!!

>>723636278
How is this like old B?

>>723636777
Cause it's weird random disgusting shit you can't help but laugh at

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>>723625304
damn bro

>>723625304
don't shower and put underpants back on, linger for a week and come back post results please and thank yewwwww

>>723631047
ALEX JONES ALPHA BRAIN FORCE MADE MY DICK GROW 13 INCHES

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>this thread

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>>723625304
kek